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Wednesday 20th June 2018, 4:58 PM

You know those huge club crest banners that were paraded out on the pitch before the game, any idea what happens to them? Do we get to keep IT? Be great to have ours and give it a good waggle up down and across the Hammy End before home games.
Liking that idea.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 5:12 PM
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Wednesday 20th June 2018, 4:16 PM

Is it me or are there quite a lot of doom mongers on this board? Some people seem to think there is a hidden agenda with Khan but I can't think why? People are getting uptight about the lack of signings, but how many other clubs are really busy in the market currently? A few but not many. We should all still be celebrating going up and have trust and faith in the people that has got us there as well as a little patience in my opinion.
Couldn't agree more Chris. FFS we've just won promotion to the PL and have so much to be looking forward to but all you hear is moan,whinge, moan - we haven't done this, we haven't done that etc Fact is no'one is gonna sign anyone until the WC is over when the scouts have had a good look at who's crap, who's average and who is worth making an offer for.
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 4:31 PM
If people don't start cheering up I will have to chuck a few more jokes on here!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 5:10 PM
A woman is out playing golf and she got stung by a bee. In great pain she went to the doctor who asked her where she was stung " Between the fist and the second hole" she answered, "Well" said the Doc " If I were you I'd narrow your stance a bit in future"
posted by Marbella white (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 5:32 PM
Agree Chris khan is ok been going to Fulham since 1960 up there with best chairman (owner) we’ve had
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Wednesday 20th June 2018, 1:43 PM

£20 for a friendly ticket? no thanks!!!!
Is £20 too much ?!
posted by FFC SUPPORTER (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 3:08 PM
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Wednesday 20th June 2018, 11:59 AM

With it looking like Targett not being aloud to leave Southampton and we have problem finding someone else. L would take McQueen on loan from Southampton before Targett came to us l could not split them both good youngsters
We need to buy a top class left back someone like Luke Shaw in order to get the best out of Sessingnon . Our days of scratching around looking for loan players are gone we are in the Premiership now .
posted by ffc supporter (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 3:11 PM
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Tuesday 19th June 2018, 10:30 PM

Just where could our Jack end up? What do you guys think about him? Good for Fulham, or not? I think we probably will have a good chance of securing his services considering where we are on location. I can't see Wiltshire venturing up north. I would be worried about his fitness, and why does he get injured so often? Could we improve his fitness and get him playing regular football every week at Fulham? I was thinking about Grealish to be honest, but Wiltsheres situation is that he is available on a free, and that might be music to the chairman's ears. I wouldn't mind Wiltshere coming on board, and it would be interesting to pair him up with the likes of Cairney and Johansen in midfield. There is one bit of good news if we get Wiltshire, and that simply means that Fulham can invest harder into the transfer market for a top striker to go with Mitrovic. Freebie Wiltshire could be viable option for us. Bring it on i say...
wilshere, No Thanks.
posted by Never say Die ! (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 10:33 PM
It’s a no from me
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 12:17 AM
Everyone is always injured at Arsenal Owen. Have been for years. Something very wrong with their coaching I think. He seemed to stay fit at Bournmouth.
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 12:31 AM
Wages and the effect on morale with the squad would kill it If ( as we were led to beleive ) Fredericks wanted to be paid on a par with Cairney on £40,000 per week - can you honestly see him sttling for such a figure
posted by Keetch54 - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 8:04 AM
Settling not sitting ( predicted text sucks )
posted by Keetch54 - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 8:05 AM
Mostly on bench at Bournemouth and they did not want to sign him
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 8:56 AM
Remember he would be a free transfer so if we went out an bought a 26 year old international midfielder on a 4 year contract for £10 - £12 million and paid them £40K a week or £2 million a year you would say it was a bargain That deal would cost Fulham £20 million over 4 years which is the same as giving him £100K a week and they could get him for less I think. If a player is coming to a team without a transfer fee they would expect to be paid more look a Fredrick's at West ham.
posted by Tezza - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 10:14 AM
If he got Fit and it’s a big if still not sure his attitude is right and would be bad for morale l would pay that sort of wages for free transfer if he was a player like Alan Mullery was good pro who helped rest of team
posted by Badger (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 10:52 AM
Get your point Badger and so younger fans understand say Danny Murphy
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 10:56 AM
Relax Wiltshire wont be coming , we are just desperate for something to talk about especially when the likes of West ham have bought 4 players and putting in offers for other every day. Maybe we should just get Mario Balloteli so we have something to discuss ?
posted by Tezza - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 11:27 AM
Jack wilshire would certainly suit our style of play & bring something good to the team. But he would be expecting premier league wages even on a free. I believe premiership success for our owner is having the smallest wage bill & transfer budget in the prem. I'm told by a U.S friend that this is what happens at Jacksonville ( wembley ? ) Jaguars. I'm told "rookie" players are paid relatively low wages for a period of time, then receive a big payrise if they stay at the club. My friend says Khan likes rookie rates more than all/most of the other owners & players are often/usually moved on when pay rises are due. Any U.S. fans know whether this is true ( my friend can be a wind up merchant )?
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 11:56 AM
Yes Ollie, Khan has been known to be the stingiest owner in the NFL. Last season the Jags took advantage of an easy schedule and quick player development by their young players to get in the playoffs. It remains to be seen if he'll invest to keep them there or take the next step to shoot for a title. A big problem for him is Jax is the smallest market in the NFL so additional revenue streams are limited and the house is rarely full on Sunday. Is he cheap or solely focused on sustainability we all can judge. I'm happy he made the investment to get us up. Due to his history here, I'm worried he'll do what it takes to keep us up. He's a billionaire, but not very liquid, especially if he's going for Wembley.
posted by Californian (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 4:02 PM
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Tuesday 19th June 2018, 5:13 PM

Just wondering who we could go for if Mitro doesn't come for that sort of money. Fellani is a free agent but are we to small? just wonder what sort of a player we could attract as the lure of London has always been big attraction with a transfer to a young man with wife and earning lots of money as if you are earning £100K+ you want to be in Paris, Madrid , Munich ,Rome or London. Manchester ,Liverpool or Newcastle are great places for a weekend but cant compare with true great cities of the world which London is.
Fellini is a dirty player - we don’t want that at Fulham. Even if he cut that out, he’s too slow and cannot play the fluid football we want. He does more back passes than forward. We dont want to play the high balls he wants. He’s perfect for mourinho football so let’s not break up third perfect marriage of destructive football!
posted by John (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 5:56 PM
Agree that London is among the greatest cities in the world- Didn't enjoy Paris much,seemed to be full of French people! If you like a bit of history and culture gve Rome a whirl - loved it
posted by Harry (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 6:45 PM
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Tuesday 19th June 2018, 1:33 PM

As nothing much seems to be happening at FFC - at least not reported - time to take a break and assess England's chances of progressing out of their group. Our last minute victory against Tunisia should see us progress to the last sixteen, as Panama are beatable whatever our team, and our match against Belgium would just be fight for group leaders. If Southgate was any half-decent manager he should ring the changes against Belgium - but will he? In the last 16 either of the qualifiers matched against us are beatable so we'll make the quarters - and that's it. I can't see us beating any of those qualifying teams in E or F, they're too experienced and we're not anywhere near them. Based on our game yesterday, we'll be slaughtered if we don't up our game plan.
Forget 20 mill or 15 mill, we will get 3-6 million players if we are lucky, and some loans, we are already looking !!!looking at players who start out at 3-6 million then as we look at them and that's all we will do they become 15-20 mill,thats a game we aint getting in to .
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 3:02 PM
Give the England manager and the team a break , time for a gripe if it goes pear shape !
posted by John (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 6:48 PM
John, Southgate has had months preparing the squad for the WC (not really a pun, but appropriate based on our performance against Panama). Because he fiddles while Russia burns, the squad do not know their respective jobs in whatever format he selects. Hence the lack of cohesion. We saw Sterling and Lingard running like headless chickens into dead ends, Young and Alli drifting about, and Trappier not being able to consistently kick the ball into dangerous positions at set pieces. I consider FFC would have beaten Panama on that night.
posted by stephen terry (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 10:26 AM
Well Stephen Southgate May have his faults but at least he knows who the opposition is.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 10:44 AM
Eddie, Understanding who we are playing is Southgate's only achievement in football. He's only qualification is being the F.A's yes man. As I've said before, he's a football version of Liam from Benidorm.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 11:29 AM
Not really my point just saying at least he knew we were playing Tunisia. Perhaps we should judge Southgate after the World Cup and not after one game which I believe despite the flack coming in we actually won. Seems like English fans are keener on sticking the boot in than our rivals Who needs enemies?
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 11:50 AM
Well said Eddie,we've played one game which we won, but seem to have plenty of candidates on this site who read the game better than Southgate. Give em all a break lads!
posted by Harry (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 2:53 PM
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What was the point? He didn't say anything enlightening and what he did say could have been said a month ago. Very strange piece on the official site - I don't get it.
I totally agree with you MST, as I was about to post a similar report as you. Mr Khan said a lot, but actually said nothing. We need a more positive approach from our Chairman, to give us more hope that there will be new players coming in, and that we will be signing at least two of our loan players. Time is moving on, and we seem to be running on the spot at the moment. Come on Mr Khan, tell us something more exiting next time, and make that soon.
posted by LTS (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 8:04 AM
I'm not sure what you were hoping for.. I thought it demonstrated his commitment to the club and an understanding of what last season meant to all fans. I enjoyed it.
posted by Hints - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 8:12 AM
He’s not gonna talk about transfers he’s already said will back manager just saying how happy he is with way things are going Tony Khan dealing with running of club sure he will say something when few transfers get over line
posted by DMK (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 8:37 AM
Come MST, give him a break, he is trying. Probably doesn’t come easily to a multi billionaire to share he inner thoughts and plans. That said, were you to marry into his family, I’m assured he will take you into his confidence. What do think, take one for the team, think you and Tony could make a team?:))
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 10:52 AM
I expect the Khan's to "minge" & make a pigs ear of managing our club. But I fervently hope I'm wrong. Time will tell.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 11:10 AM
Hints, mortlake - He kept saying "your" club, when he wasn't driveling on about Villa that is ?
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 11:25 AM
And you talk about pointless messages. Pot and black. I believe in Khan. He's given me the best day of my Fulham life and gets my respect for that.
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 11:44 AM
Ollie, you’re a hard man. Still we all hope for the same thing, as you say. I’m in the Dan Gleeball’s corner and after all that has gone before, the post Woy years, I’m feeling happy at this precise moment. Might not last, but make the most of it whilst it does. Don’t look for problems, they’ll be on you before you can raise your clapper.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 12:12 PM
Ther problem is that some on this board have complaining in their DNA, and cannot begin to realise just what a fantastic place we are in! Khan has delivered, end of.
posted by Rm (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 1:53 PM
I think that some of you may have missed my point. I wasn’t complaining about not knowing about transfers, etc. I just could not see the point of his article when what he was writing about happened a month ago. In my opinion that is when he should have posted because as somebody wrote further up he did not really say anything in his piece that a) enlightened us in any way on anything and b) tell us anything we didn’t already know so I couldn’t see the point of the article.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 6:13 PM
Think he is saying he is keeping most of his money in his pocket , hopefully get the loanees excluding Mitro and see how we are shaping up at Christmas
posted by Staines not so massive (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 7:05 PM
DG & RM - Khan delivered Kline. Jokanovic delivered promotion. Khan takes money.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 11:22 AM
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Dont kid yourselves. That was an absolutely headless and pathetic performance. There wasnt one single england player with basic dribbling capacity.At FFC we actually have more talent at a thousandth of the price. The problem isnt that we nearly didnt win, the problem is that if thats the best the country can offer then some serious consideration must be given to the roots of our football. Yes, Khan do us all a favour ,buy wembley and make the FA invest in the kids.
If Ryan Sessignon had been playing for England tonight, we would have won 3-0. Can anyone tell me how Lingard, Henderson, Sterling and Young, can get into the England squad, when they wouldn't even get into ours. They are not International class, and they never will be. I wouldn't take any of them on a free transfer.
posted by A C (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 10:26 PM
Spot on
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 10:53 PM
Must have been watching a different match to bbc after a good start thought we slipped back into the same old aimless passing as for the two subs loftus cheek and the Man Utd lad don’t think it improved the team one bit can’t see what all the fuss is over cheek think he’s bang average and to slow if Roy was in charge he would have taken some flack for that second half display !!
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 11:22 PM
The bbc panel talked rubbish, led by that world class striker turned world class ar***ole king of the pointy bearded metro "chicken people" lineker. They all looked relieved for their mate "gareth", football's version of liam from benidorm. How they all love the useless raaaheeem !
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 11:36 PM
What a miserable bunch you lot are. For Gawds sake give the lads a chance The first half was good ( apart from poor finishing) and two blatant penalties Ok they were pretty poor in the second but the point is they WON! Haven't Fulham ever played badly and got a result?
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For christ's sake John it was Tunisia, Brentford should easily beat them ! Southgate was proud of "his" side when it was 1 - 1, says it all really.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 11:15 AM
I suggest you look at Tunisia’s record before condemning them. A draw against Portugal and a very late loss to Spain, very few of the countries out there are a push over, hopefully Panama are one that is, as they did look poor against Belgium.
posted by Big Al (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 11:21 AM
I suggest you look at Tunisia’s record before condemning them. A draw against Portugal and a very late loss to Spain, very few of the countries out there are a push over, hopefully Panama are one that is, as they did look poor against Belgium.
posted by Big Al (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 11:22 AM
Friendlies are not competitions.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 11:26 AM
Is this a site for disgruntled Scotsmen? Plenty of England bashing going on just as well we didn’t draw or lose although looking at the comments you wouldn’t know it.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 11:31 AM
The World Cup has often proved the " experts" wrong. Not too many would have thought that Germany would lose and Brazil would only draw. Me ,I am chuffed that we got a victory and will expect a much better performance against Panama and a comfortable win! PS hope we stuff the Ausies this afternoon
posted by Harry (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 12:46 PM
Why do England managers keep picking Sterling, he's a lightweight at International level and will never make it outside the EPL? Kane deserves his place for the next match by scoring twice, but not world class as some would say. Trappier is not in David Beckham's class, is he? Alli wasn't at the races, nor was Young, and Lingard missed so many chances he's better off playing park football. Stones deserves his place and so does Maguire. Pickford still learning at this level, Walker nearly cost us the match, otherwise had a good game, and Henderson splayed several excellent passes, he deserves another game.
posted by stephen terry (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 1:00 PM
And Southgate isn't Mourinho is he? Just as bad as previous England managers in not reacting to the situation quicker. Should have taken off Sterling and Lingard on the hour mark with Rashford and Vardy, and also Dier for Alli sooner. I rate Vardy to score against anyone, he's a lot sharper than Kane and miles better than Lingard.
posted by stephen terry (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 1:06 PM
Well you’ve got that sorted Stephen!! Next time there’s a vacancy I’ll vote for you:) Can’t wait for the obvious success you’re footballing brain will bring us. Roll on the day:))
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 1:15 PM
...err; did I miss something or did we win last night?
posted by Rm (Guest) - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 3:45 PM
Er, yes you did miss something - the players' performances, which had ZERO cohesion. Southgate has no idea how to build a TEAM - he's trying out various format permutations which totally confuses the squad as to how they should play. It was terrible just looking at it after the initial 15 frantic minutes had settled down. headless chickens, IMO. Wait until we meet Belgium, and see if we win that one - which we won't if we play like that.
posted by stephen terry (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 10:09 AM
This current England team seem to be copping the flack for years of under achievement by their predecessors. I have never heard such a miserable doom laden bunch of supporters as so many on line so called England fans. And that’s after winning the first game and putting ourselves into a great position to qualify for the next stage. I am not saying we are world beaters but can we at least keep the moans and groans on hold until we do actually cock it up. Many teams start slowly the trick is to get that all important first win, The squad is picked we cannot change a thing so why not do what the majority of opposing supporters seem capable of doing. Enjoy the ride and hope for the best. Surly All you guys in the know that are so certain of our ultimate demise should see anything other than defeat as bonus.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 10:55 AM
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I liked the post match bit's the beat Lampard and co let's show the nation our we celebrated,in the studio when we scored. And the back ground when interviewing the player's Coka Cola ,Macdonald's ,fizzy Bud,Visa, when we have all got fat on that sh-- let's hammer the credit card.and let's talk about the world's obesity . Ive had enough already, going out for a meal deal.
Good , go out and dont come back .
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 9:57 PM
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England should still win but won’t been anyone any good Fulham got better defence and some of the chances they missed school boy stuff And some moan about Fulham
And you thought we had some lousy refs down at the cottage !!!
posted by Harry (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 9:06 PM
We've certainly got a better midfield & coach than England. Sterling was also absolute cr*p as always. Ashley Young's a joke as always. Rescued by our one class player, no prizes for guessing who that is.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 9:20 PM
Im assuming you mean captain kane , i would have vardy over kane every time , his 2 goals tonight my granny would have scored ,what else did he , as captain , do to inspire the team , nothing .
posted by Tony (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 9:50 PM
Wouldn't mind if we signed your Granny !
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Sorry still have my doubts about Mitrovic. Great in the Championship when making the most of Ryan Sessegon's workrate but I think Rafa may have a point. Missed two real chances in Serbria first gamne in Russia. Maybe £9 or £9 million and take a chance but £20 mill would be like better on the Green 0 to come up as far as I'm concerned and YES I know he's only 23 years old and can develope
His hold up play and passing was still good worked hard great fighting attitude strikers will always miss chances.20m sounds a lot to me because lm getting on But is it into days silly market if he took them chances would have been talking 25 to30m let’s hope he missed loads more in World Cup we get him for 10m and he can’t stop scoring for us
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 11:39 AM
I understand your comments RoC and I guess Benitez believes similar of Mitrovic which is why he was let out on loan. Mitrovic however suits our style of play superbly and he seems to work very well with Slavisa. Would he score goals in the Premier League, definitely yes with the right service; will he get that service, not sure? I think £20m is about right for him at the moment. Would you want to pay much more...probably not but what else is out there for that price? I think if we do get him we will have to pay at least £20m with add ons up to £25m. Of course, he might have the World Cup lag effect which isn't going to be great for the start of our season.
posted by Tactics Board (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 11:59 AM
Just because he missed a couple of easy chances in the World Cup does not mean he is not premiership level. Messi missed a penalty! Look at the goals he got for us last season, I still think he would have scored most of those goals had the opportunities had been presented to him in the premier. £20m is a steal when comparing to the prices quoted for Maddison and Chambers!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 12:43 PM
Hope he misses more otherwise the price will go up. Its not just his scoring we need but his strength in holding the ball is excellent.
posted by Midds (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 1:10 PM
Apart from Chris Wood (£15 Million ) and Glen Murray, to buy a striker who scored over 10 goals last year in the premiership was going to cost over £50 million. Dwight Gayle was offered for £25 million. So anything less than £20 million looks like good business.
posted by Tezza - Monday 18th June 2018, 5:02 PM
Rich' we are knocking the players that got us this far again. Don't you think we should give them a chance? Mitrovic came in January, and how many more goals would he have scored through the whole season of last year? There aren't many strikers around that can get us 20 goals for the price of 2o million. I would be happy with Mitro and the addition of 1 more striker who is more mobile and pacier. We have Kamara also and Kabano and Aite. I know you may not be excited about our chances with these players in the prem, but i would say that the bottom 8 won't pull any trees up in my opinion. Would you like to swop Mitrovic for Benteke??? I would rather keep Mitrovic. I don't see the point of pulling our team that got us up apart. We were happy about the Wembley result and now we are picking holes in our squad. Lets all wait and see who Slavisa adds to our squad first. Fulham are a fantastic team with fantastic players, and i think each one will have something to add. They will all know how important it will be to perform to their best, even Piazon. What would we do with Kamara? Give u on him? He is an improver, and it would be dangerous to give him away on a wim. Go with this team and wait for additions guy's, i have a good fealing about our chances in this prem...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 6:07 PM
Couldn't agree more Owen. Apart from the top 6 I don't fear any team if we keep the squad from last season including signing the loans and one or two more additions.
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Mexico look a tasty outfit !
Brazil, still over rated and neymar is a passenger and should be subbed . Looks like prancing show pony and is useless tonite.
posted by Never say Die ! (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 8:31 PM
Neymar spent 90 minutes looking for free kicks trying to get players booked hope we don’t sign him!!
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Rest assured we wont!,!
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I think Ivegotanic is playing well
Didn’t that sink a few years ago ? It looks like £20 - £25 million for an half decent player , frightening thought
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We need so many players before we start to improve the squad because we had so many loan players last year. An easy place to start would be ex players who, do you think we should consider and could realistically sign? For me I’d be happy to see the followingre sign: Moussa Dembele Mousa Dembele Patrick Roberts Chris Smalling Scott Malone Lewis Holtby Personally these are all don’t or can’t resign: Emerson Hyndman Steve Sidwel Bryan Ruiz Chris Baird Kerim Frei Chris Martin Konstantinos Mitroglou Ashkan Dejagah Pajtim Kasami Clint Dempsey David Stockdale Orlando Sa
Too much up your nose I fear
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 12:01 PM
Who do you think out of those we should and could re sign
posted by Timo (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 12:13 PM
Only Dembele and Smalling
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 12:28 PM
Smalling was a tad worse than awful
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 12:57 PM
We have an excellent group of players in optimum condition with higher expectations in the prem than most promoted teams. Yes, a few additions are required but only the essential. Anybody who was and went obviously cannot be expected to give their all (except mullery). Im still enjoying our promotion if our XI vs c-palace is the same as the wembley XI, then a mid table finish should be assured. COYW
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 2:05 PM
Personally I think smalllings bad reputation is harsh and would help us try and sign him if we pushed the boat out but Man Utd will be aware that he is better than he gets credit for and I think they will want to keep him when all is said and done
posted by Timo (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 2:12 PM
Wes Brown , John O'shea , Wayne Rooney - do not buy Manu Players as they seem to know when it is time to move out there older players.
posted by Tezza - Monday 18th June 2018, 5:10 PM
Half of them are pensioners. Now !!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 18th June 2018, 11:26 PM
Brian Clough used to say that the real skill was knowing when the time was right to sell a player not only when to buy
posted by Keetch54 - Tuesday 19th June 2018, 12:02 PM
Ruiz Dembele and Malone would probably fit in with our style of football. Ruiz in particular hopelessly mismanaged in his previous spell at Fulham. I know many on here will passionately disagree with my views on Ruiz but please remember it is only an opinion.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Wednesday 20th June 2018, 12:53 PM
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....between Mitrovic and Ruiz ;0)? We will find out today :0).
I hope he has a sh*te WC that way keeps the price down and we're more likely to get him ;)
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 10:38 AM
Marbella' he didn't have a particularly good game against Costa Rica, but that can be explained. Tiredness and fatigue could be a factor now because Mitrovic has been on the go none stop since he signed for us in jan. My spin on the situation is that if we get him for 20 mill? Mitro will need a month off to be ready for the prem anyway. We will need another big name striker with more pace than mitro in my opinion, and we have Kamara as a 3rd striker. Players like Ronaldo get extra time off after world cups, and i think that our prem boys get a raw deal in that department. Saying that, a lot of people will beg to differ about footballers having time off.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 5:32 PM
Here here Owen (still held the ball up well)
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 5:44 PM
Pity Mitro’s not English - he would be home next week and it wouldn’t be an issue.....
posted by Keetch54 - Sunday 17th June 2018, 7:47 PM
Tired! He had a year off last year,he’s been living the dream promotion then the World Cup going from luxury hotels to carpet pitch training/playing,reckon they only train for 15 hours a week. Try working a 50 hour week just to pay the bills sympathise for him not!!
posted by Mike (Guest) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 8:09 PM
Does give the impression of being tired think he showed it a few times for us can’t be from being overplayed !!seems to have a fitness problem
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Just read on the sun that Krul might join on a free... sounds ok to me, better than Button in any case. He used to be good at Newcastle a while ago...
If it’s in the Sun it must be true ;0). Too old now and no better than Betts.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Sunday 17th June 2018, 9:30 AM
He’s only 30 but not played much last two years career seems to gone backwards was a good keeper had some bad injury’s would only be No2
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We are in the prem now, and our young squad needs experience around them. We are trying to do what Barca do in their league, and apart from pressing the game a wee bit slow for my liking sometimes, we ain't too bad. If there was a player like Iniesta about? I would love him at Fulham. We don't have to fear anybody in the premiership, because we can keep the ball. 2 or 3 more additions on top of what we have will do nicely thank-you. We are a young and improving quad, and we have a few players that are well capable of stepping up to the plate, so let's do it when the curtain is open, and as the saying is, 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee' that should be our introduction to the premiership. Somebody said that Slavisa is over there commentating on the World Cup? He has every intention and ambition to nurture our style. For sure we will get the occasional hammering, but we will learn. I don't think we will do what Leicester did a few years ago, but nevertheless, we are a young team, and well capable of competing at this level. Lets start to believe in our team a little bit more...
With reference to your last sentence - just WHO isn't believing in the team? Don't get it.
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 8:32 AM
Looking at our fixtures certainly brings on frightening premonitions, but it is not as if we have not been here before, although I must admit under a different coach(Manager)I have every confidence that we will hold our own in the PL, but of course we must be prepared to lose a fair proportion of our matches, but then again, so will most of the bottom 10 teams, of which no doubt we will be one. Providing that we strengthen our squad, with a couple of experienced players, and I am sure that we will, as Slavisa isn't stupid, and there must be things going on behind the scenes even as we speak, to bring players in. So let's all look forward to our new challenge, as after all we were the second best, or maybe even the best, side to come out of the Championship for sometime. COYW
posted by Brian Jarvis (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 10:08 AM
Marbella' A lot of fans are giving their opinion on who they think is capable of taking the team forward into the premier league. The Wembley euphoria has barely died down, and already we are picking holes in the team. I want all our players who were involved in this promotion to be given a chance. Piazon seems to be the biggest liability at the moment. I think he should be given a chance on his form earlier on in the season, and even earlier on from his leg break. 8 million between him and Kalas, if the deal goes through is not a bad deal. We need to bolster our squad, and Piazon will be decent along with Fonte in certain games that suit. If the likes of Jednak for Austrailia can perform like that against France, our squad will be okay in the prem. Fonte's brother who nobody rates, played okay for Portugal who drew against Spain, and that was the beat game of the tournament for me. It is all a matter of opinion on who is good enough for the prem. Slavisa will make that call in the end anyway. The likes of Floyde Aite seems to be one of the fall guys at the moment, but Slavisa likes him a lot. I will agree that Floyde has not performed to his best, especially in front of goals. He did have a few niggly injuries last season, and i think that Slavisa made a wrong call in playing him through the play-offs. He was dropped for the final and rightly so, but he is a good player, and we need a bigger squad. 20 million on mitro, and buying most of our loan players who slav wants to keep will dig into our budget big time. We will also need to buy another Striker i think. That will mean a rotation of Mitrovic/new striker/ and Kamara/ which is excellent, because we have the additions of Fonte/Kabano/Aite/ what can operate as wingers which is decent. Our back 4 will need another central defender to help Reamy and co. We could also do with someone like a Grealish to operate with Cairney and co. That makes us top '10' and that's me being optimistic. I don't see Fulham as relegation fodder, there are worst teams hanging on in the prem year after year...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 3:55 PM
Crikey. I wasn't criticising your post Owen as I know you are 2000% FFC but didn't quite get the last sentence. I for one am majorly optimistic about the coming season, so long as .....we keep Slav and the nucleus of the team that gave me the biggest hangover since Pontius was a pilot.
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 4:04 PM
PONTIUS passed the buck because he just was not interested.I fear thats what the Khans will do.
posted by HARRYLONGBALL (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 5:18 PM
Actually, Pontius didn’t pass the buck through lack of interest, but out of fear for his decision. Likewise, Khan will ask Joka, who, unlike the crowd on this site, will respond in the right way
posted by Rm (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 6:23 PM
Khan could by the whole Barcelona squad and Harry Longball would still not be satisfied. He hates the Khans and promotes that hatred in every post he makes. Personally I don’t think he’s a Fulham fan and just likes to be provocative.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 8:05 PM
That's a bit rich coming Mr Brexit hater MST ?
posted by Nick (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 9:14 PM
I think an awful lot of proper Fulham fans Don't trust the Khan's. Were they not the people responsible for appointing Tony Khan's friend Kline & the transfer debacle that followed ? You were one of those critical of Jokanovic while he was sorting out the mess they gave him MST, changed your tune later though didn't you eh. I'm waiting to see what they do with the "wembley windfall" & whether they respond to Jokanavic's request to "show ambition". Lets hope the Khans show a big improvement this year. I think my crticisms & your bottom polishing should wait until after the transfer window shuts at least. Just my opinion.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 9:38 PM
P.S. Rm, Pontius Pilate did pass the buck. He wasn't interested in saving Jesus's life because it was just too much trouble. So Harry's right. I doubt a Roman governor of the mightiest empire that ever existed ( until the British empire ) was fearful of a few priests in the flyblown backwater that was ( and still is ? ) Palestine.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 9:56 PM
With all due respect chaps can I point out that we have just been promoted. Not one of you/ us had any material effect upon that result. How would you judge the desired Khan commitment you crave, Premier League champs? Why stop there, let’s go for the Championship and then maybe get a change of citizenship for the whole squad and go for the 2022 World Cup. Maybe then we can all feel satisfied with the Khan family’s commitment. Maybe the less than trusting contributors should go and find a club with more attractive and trustworthy owners. May I suggest West Ham or maybe Newcastle for starters.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 10:09 PM
And what the f*** has Brexit got to do with anything ?
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 10:11 PM
“I am innocent of this man’s blood, see you to it” said Pontius Pilate. He did NOT pass the buck out of boredom. As for Khan, lay off him. We’ve been promoted for goodness sake! What more do you want?
posted by Rm (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 10:27 PM
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 10:55 PM
Khan was sold a (dying) pup by MAF and, admittedly, it took him time to turn things around. He's now done that, principally because of the assistance of Slavisa. Give the guy (and the Khan's in general ) a break, we're back in "the promised land" so simply ENJOY the next year or two or three or ................... We've endured the many difficult days and nights against also rans (I'm thinking in particular of the FA cup night v Sheff Utd in the pi**ing cold and wet when we lost in the 119th minute under Mulenstein!!!) so now it's time to get back "into bed" with the big boys. Some games we'll lose but others we'll win, lets get things in perspective though, as long as we have two Scots in the team (TC and big Kev) we'll be ok (Mitro, Stefan and Ryan would also be of great assistance!). Let's get this messageboard thinking more positively and forward thinking, the past is the past and MAF, etc. is no longer, lets get behind the family that took us to Wembley (what a day!) and who are taking us back there in a couple of months. It's about time that more people expressed the sentiment "thank you Shahid" rather than expressing how he should best spend his dough. COYW
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posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 11:20 PM
We've got where we wanted to be, so now we have to establish ourselves in the EPL for many seasons to come. That does mean we have to refresh our squad every summer transfer window, particularly this summer. We are restricted to 4 loan players at any one time in the EPL, so we most likely have to buy. There's no getting away from the fact that last season's team does need strength in depth cover. We were extremely fortunate not to lose our key players to injuries in our magnificent run to Wembley, and a couple of injuries could cost us dearly. We should have matched Fredericks terms level with Cairney for a start. £40k a week is peanuts in the EPL. Alternatively we could have swopped him for a back up defender - anything but sell him off cheap to West Ham (who will be one of our main rivals in mid table).
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Can u name anyone more arrogant than Ronaldo
posted by Mr Modest (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 10:12 PM
On second thoughts, Robbie ( tw*t) Williams.
posted by Mr Modest (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 10:13 PM
He scored a hat trick so can’t really complain about his arragnace!
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 10:16 PM
Never liked the bloke but after watching the game tonight I take off my hat to him! he must be the best player on the planet.
posted by jimjim (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 11:10 PM
dandy... yes I can..Emily Thornberry
posted by jimjim (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 11:11 PM
If i had scored 50 hat-tricks, i would be a tad bit leary. Ronaldo is one of the best ever...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 11:19 PM
Best at cheating and diving !
posted by Reggi (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 7:56 AM
He could teach AK 47 how to do it properly
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 8:08 AM
Keith Vaz
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 8:33 AM
Good one Marbella. How about Kevin Peterson.
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posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 9:53 PM
Trouble is Owen, Kamara's as good at diving as he is at ball control, passing & thinking. I can't fault him for enthusiasm & effort though.
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Friday 15th June 2018, 8:18 PM

Come on Tony Khan get Costa
It's not rocket science to work out where Chelsea went wrong. Swopping Costa for Morata was a huge mistake! Costa has turned into a more smooth and slick operator now, he used to put it about a bit, and he is more than a penalty box player. His first goal was sublime, pure quality. In fact the whole game and goals were top draw. England will need to up their game against that lot. There might only be 2 teams in that Spanish league, but nobody can say or dispute that our league is superior, it isn't...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 11:15 PM
On the other hand two dodgy defences on display for our boys to have a good run at.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 1:39 AM
To my mind, only Vardy cuts it at International level. Kane is a great EPL player, but not world class, nor is Sterling.
posted by stephen terry (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 2:00 AM
With our stingy owner we have more chance of getting a cup up the high street
posted by HARRY LONGBALL (Guest) - Saturday 16th June 2018, 3:01 PM
Under our current owner we’ve returned to the prem with luck we should have done it last season not to bad overall if you look at the bigger picture and he’s given us two trips to Wembley in a matter of months !!!!!!!!!
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Guys- laughed at somebof these but kids and ladies read this site also
Both my wife & my 12 yr old son thought they were excellent.
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Ronaldo - dive or what?
Dive , cheating bar steward
posted by Reggi (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 7:10 PM
Mitro would have been booked
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 9:12 PM
Looked like a nailed in pen to me. We’d certailny take it if it were Fulham.
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Top gag mate!Two Chinese blokes break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says "Is this Whiskey?" The other one says, "Yes, but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank"! posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:42 PM
This hasn't be deleted by the mysterious mod's yet ??????
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My wife came back from Tesco with a bag of crisps and bouquet of flowers. I asked her were more the merrier and she replied, no, flowers were half off!
My wife was so tired of hoovering every day she fetched a garden gnome. I said, "No chance, would be six of one half dozen of the other!"
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:43 PM
Got home from work one evening to find my wife with the milkman. I'm glad there was a pizza in the oven because I was starving!
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:45 PM
Me and missus had to show our passports before boarding the plane to Spain. Mine was fine but when my wife showed hers she was reduced to tears faltering the non descriptor.
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:46 PM
After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see chinese expert sex therapist Dr Chang. He says "harro! take off all your croase, get down & craw reery reery fast to otherside room"she does,"ok craw reery reery fast back" As she did Dr Chang shook his head."Yr probrem vewy vewy bad, worse case Ed Zachary disease I ever sor, dat why u get no man" She says "God whats Ed Zachary disease" Dr says "its when your face look Ed Zachery like your arse"
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:46 PM
My wife is doing an experiment. She is wearing a Chelsea shirt for a week to get peoples reactions. So far she has been kicked, punched and spat at. God knows what will happen when she leaves the house!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 4:07 PM
Marriage is like a pack of cards. In the beginning all you need is the two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a club and a spade!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 4:09 PM
My mate Gav died from bad heart burn last week. I can't believe Gav is gone!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 4:10 PM
Ratings: Chris 10/10, John, could try harder - 3 and I'm being generous
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 5:56 PM
Cheers Marbella. One last one from me & then back to the wine. Wife - I am really fat and ugly and I really need a compliment from you. Husband = Your eyesight is perfect.
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Friday 15th June 2018, 12:16 PM

I found the wife dead in the washing machine. I am absolutely gutted but at least she died in comfort.
I called my first wife "Treasure" - she had a sunken chest
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 1:07 PM
My wife sent me out to get some pills to help with my erection problems. When I gave her the diet pills she didn't look very pleased!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 1:12 PM
The wife died on me god bless her & I didn't notice for 2 weeks. The F**** we're the same but the dishes kept piling up.
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 1:40 PM
Had a soft spot for my second wife - it was a swamp at the end of the garden
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 1:40 PM
A man sees a sign outside a house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'....He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Black Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" He asks the dog. "Yes!" The Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, he man asks, "So, tell me your story!" The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I joined the SAS. "In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years, But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired!" The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid!" The owner says. "£10? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying git. He's never been out of the garden!"
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 1:46 PM
The wife asked if she could have a boob job to make her breast bigger. I said 'why waste all that money babe, just try rubbing toilet paper on your nipples'. She asked how it would work? So I told her it's done wonders for your fat hair arse.
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:01 PM
Didn't realise we had so many comedians on our books. Nice one lads nothing like a good titter first thing in the morning.
posted by Harry (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:05 PM
Paddy was telling Mick about taking his first parachute jump, ‘when I got to the door I couldn’t jump. The 6’7” man mountain instructor unzipped his fly and drops out 14” and says “If you don’t jump you’re gonna get this baby right up you’re ar*se”. Mick says. Did you jump? Paddy says. A bit, when it first went in!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:11 PM
Wife walks past a pet shop with a sign reading "For sale clitoral licking frog". As she heads in the shop keeper says 'Bonjour madame'.
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:16 PM
Mick, Sean and Paddy are chatting in a bar. Mick say: “Women are so stupid; my wife has just bought a car and she can’t even drive! Sean says: “That’s nothing, my wife’s on a diet and she’s not even fat!” Paddy says: That f*ck all, my wife’s taken 30 condoms to Benidorm and she hasn’t even got a cock!”
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:19 PM
Paul McCartney poem: We lay upon the grassy bank, my hands were all a quiver, I slowly undid her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river.
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:19 PM
A woman goes to her doctor with a bit of lettuce hanging out of her. Doc say's 'that looks nasty'. She say's 'Nasty?, it's just the tip of the iceberg!
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:21 PM
Man says to wife 'I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing'.
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:25 PM
The wife asked if she pleased me in bed? I said "yes, I love that trick you do with your mouth." . . "What trick?" she asked? "The one where you shut the f**k up and go to sleep!"
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:33 PM
Woman in a jewellers admiring a big diamond ring. As she leans down for a closer look a little fart slips out, hoping it went unnoticed she asks, “how much is that one?” The Jeweller says “Madam, if you farted looking at it, you’ll sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:33 PM
Kate Middleton asked the Queen for advice on marriage and a long relationship.. she replied "wear a seatbelt and don't piss me off!"
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:35 PM
I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever", I said. "Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I said, "I want to die when Spurs win the league then." "You crafty sod." said the fairy.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:40 PM
My wife has got food poisoning , she bit her own tongue !
posted by Ted (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:41 PM
A man and his nagging wife were in Jerusalem when the wife suddenly died. The undertaker said “it will cost you £50 to bury her here or £5,000 to ship her home. The husband tells him to ship her home. The undertaker said, “But sir, why don’t you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money”? The Husband says, “Listen here pal, a long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead, now send her home”!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:47 PM
Zoo keeper says to Paddy. “The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it. Would you consider it for £500?” Paddy replies, I will on 3 conditions: 1st, I’m not going to kiss it. 2nd my family must never know. 3rd I’ll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:56 PM
A Brentford fan, a Fulham fan and a Chelsea fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping". The Chelsea fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: Please tie a pillow to my back”. This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Chelsea fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The Brentford fan was next up (he almost finished a half-can), and after watching the scene, said: “Choice! Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. The Fulham fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best and most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!” “Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness”, The Fulham fan replies. “In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes” “Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave. “The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. “If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?” the Sheik asks. “Please tie the Brentford fan to my back”
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:56 PM
Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief and suffering for years after it's been eaten. It's called wedding cake!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 2:57 PM
I asked my wife the other day "what would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied "I'd divorce you and take half". I said "Good, I won £10, here is £5, now f*ck off!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:03 PM
Me and the wife...we only smoke after sex. I've got the same packet I bought 11 years ago. My wife? She's on her third packet this week.
posted by Rodney Dangerfield (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:05 PM
A man approaches a young woman in a shop. he says i can’t find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes? The woman says sure,but do you have any idea where your wife is? Not a clue he says but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours she appears out of f**king nowhere!
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:09 PM
My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger.It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles and my c**k out, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:11 PM
Wife says to husband "You only ever want sex when you‘re drunk" Husband says "thats not true....... sometimes i want a kebab".
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:13 PM
A man wakes up in hospital after a bad car crash. The doctor says, “I have some good news and some bad news, you should make a full recovery, however we had to amputate your manhood, not to worry though, you have £9,000 in medical insurance and we have the ability to build you a new one”. However, each inch costs £1,000. I think you should consult with your wife as if you had 5 inches before she may be a little put out. After a long discussion with his wife, the next morning, the Doctor asks for his decisions. We are having granite work surfaces says the man!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:13 PM
A farmer gets a phone call from his son. I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive..shoot it says the farmer, and then bury it..about 20mins later he gets another call..done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:20 PM
A blind man went for a job in a wood yard saying he could identify any wood by its smell. They tested him on different types & he guessed right every time. To catch him out the secretary laid naked on the floor with her legs open. He sniffed & said he wasn’t sure & asked for the 'wood' to be turned over, he sniffed again & said: "You can't fool me, it’s an old sh!t house door off a fishin’ boat!
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:25 PM
A horse is in the pub having a few pints when he spots a donkey in the corner. He nips over to have a chat and the donkey asks, “What do you do for a living”? The horse replies, “I am retired now, but in the summer, I ran on the flat and in the winter over the jumps”. The donkey says, “Retired too and just keep things ticking over on Blackpool beach giving rides to kids, did you win any big races?” The horse says, “I won the Derby, the St Leger in the summer and the Grand National and Gold Cup. The donkey invites him over to his house the following day thinking he needs to impress this fella so he buys a massive picture of a zebra and puts it above the fireplace. As the horse settles in, he says lovely place you have here, who is that in the picture? The donkey replies “that’s me when I played for Juventus”!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:27 PM
Paddy – “I thnk my wife is selling drugs” Mick – “How come?” Paddy – “The phone rang this morning, I answered it, and some bloke said, “Has that dope gone yet?”
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:30 PM
What's the difference between The Invisible man and Scotland? You've got more chance of seeing the Invisible man at the world cup finals
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:34 PM
Two blokes were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies John Sweeney, a good man and a Chelsea fan". So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?"
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:36 PM
"Hello, Tommy? Can't get to the game today. Gotta bad back." Says Tommy, "don't worry, I've got two."
posted by Tommy Trinder (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:41 PM
Two Chinese blokes break into a distillery. One turns to the other and says "Is this Whiskey?" The other one says, "Yes, but not as Whiskey as wobbing a bank"!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:42 PM
Couple driving home run over a badger, they get out of the car and find it is still breathing but it is freezing cold. Husband says “Put it between your legs to keep it warm”. The wife replies “But it wet and it stinks”. “Hold its nose then” says the husband.
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I do hope the management of our club have not forgotten that the summer 2018 transfer window closes on the 9 August in just 8 weeks time. The only transfer Fulham have been involved with was the loss of a half decent full back to West Ham (can't even say his name) who used Fulham for his own purposes. Hope he likes the atmosphere at the London Stadium. How they expect fans to comit to the hike in prices to what our side in the Premiership without at least securing the services of those who played for us last term i.e. including our loan players. Are they planning to leave it again to the last minute and sign a whole load of unknown players from minor leagues in Europe. If so we'll be in for a swift return to the Championship and lose our best players. Figures out Fulham. Forget the world cup....
Wait to window closes before all this agents make it tough to get deals done early did something right last season we went up Been linked with lots of players calm down
posted by DMK (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 7:05 PM
Rayn did what everybody else would do with their jobs. Look after number one. Best of luck to him
posted by geezer (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 7:17 PM
ROC - Just hope you secured your season ticket at the early bird price in case the club fall down on transfers.
posted by Keetch54 - Thursday 14th June 2018, 7:38 PM
Give it a rest Rich nothing really starts to happen until 1st July how many players have Palace / Southampton / Burnley signed so far!!
posted by JBH (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 8:05 PM
ROC, don't be a berk all your life, take the day off and chill out and enjoy the W C .
posted by Never say Die ! (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 3:14 AM
Sort of agree and disagree with Rich. I think it's important to get signings done early, especially the proven players like Mitrovic and Targett. But, at the same time, it's important not to rush any brand new signings. Kostas(a-lot-us) and Steve Marlet, for example, were exciting at the time, but didn't achieve a great deal...
posted by Dan (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 9:55 AM
We probably got the luckiest break when Mitro's move to Europe fell through at the eleventh hour. This move without doubt got us to the playoff final and the huge funds for winning. If we cannot find the money to pay a fair price for him, especially as everybody and his dog wants him to come to Fulham. Let's tie it up and not fall at the last minute and then have to struggle for a second rater striker at the lastminuteplayer.com end of window scenario. I have a hunch we will tie up the deal by early next week, if not, ????
posted by Lucky Break (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 11:06 AM
Mitrovic was a brilliant Championship player for us but because he is unproven in the Premiership we should pay less than the £20m asking price after all Ashley only paid £14.5M for him and Benitez doesn't rate him . The 2 people in the world I would not like to deal with over transfers are Daniel Levy and Mike Ashley so hope FFC play hard ball !
posted by FFC SUPPORTER (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 6:30 PM
Say what you like whiled Cardiff and Wolves have both signed players for the next season no new face at Craven Cottage and we have not even sewn up the loan players we had last season to get us into the Premiership. I thought that could be done and dusted before the end of last season if we wanted them permanently - bish bash bosh! The season waits for no man.
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Today is World Cup Day or also known in Scotland as Thursday!
Funny, made me giggle :))
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 2:35 PM
I believe it is also known in Italy and Holland as Thursday too;0).

On a serious note though, how can you have a World Cup tournament that includes Iran, Panama, Saudi Arabia and doesn't include the likes of Holland and Italy.

Surely the qualification process needs to be looked at?
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 2:41 PM
If we are not inclusive, World Cup will forever be between Europe and South America. I am not advocating political correctness - same argument would mean we’d not have women football, rugby (ok sometimes that not just about rugby for the female teams), ceo’s and perhaps even tennis!
posted by John (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 2:49 PM
Agreed, I think there should be regionalised pre-qualifying competition for the minor nations that then puts teams into the actual qualifying competition if that makes sense. So, if Saudi Arabia win the pre-qualifying competition, they can then enter one of the European qualifying groups. It would also mean that Scotland and Wales would have to play the likes of Gibraltar, Isle of Wight and Jersey prior to qualifying to play with the big boys! :)
posted by Chris (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 3:04 PM
Aaah the days of Cruyff, Johhny Rep, Van Basten, Rensenbrinck - now we're talking.
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 3:12 PM
MST, agree it doesnt make sense to have crap nations instead of holland ,italy etc but then again it also doesnt make sense to make the tournament so big. 16 countries is the top gun of football.Nead no more. FIFA is following the eurovision song contest ,big as possible, colourful as possible with quality secondary. This shouldnt take us by surprise. Who is on the FIFA governing board..France,Spain UK???no..its swazikong, island of tundra, swahililand......The heart and soul of football.
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 3:31 PM
MST and with regard to your earlier comment about Brexit...there is a larger world than just Europe, so it is wrong to penalise the Uk for wanting to trade with Africa/Asia/Amercicas etc just as it is wrong to have a qualification system that favours the more established countries. The World Cup excitement is exactly seeing different countries from across the globe performing. The qualification system allows for the best from all different parts of the world to compete, that is fair.
posted by Tactics Board (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 4:50 PM
Blimey - it was just a joke about Scotland!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 5:08 PM
Good debate.

What is the point of having small countries in football terms in a tournament just to make up the numbers and be whipping boys? by that logic we should put the Premier League in a league competition with all the other FL clubs.

Please don't point to the FA Cup as that is a knockout competition from start to finish and the small countries in the World Cup rarely (if ever) make it into the stage where they might have a chance to play a big country on an off day whilst they play out of their skins and knock them out (mores the pity).

Just an opinion - doesn't mean I'm right of course.

With regard to Brexit, I think you'll find that we already trade outside of Europe or was that New Zealand lamb I had last Sunday really from Zealand in Denmark ;0))))
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 5:15 PM
no one said we don't trade outside the EU but there are trade penalties paid to the EU if we do. As we all know there is a much larger world than just those countries in a little club called the EU. It would be much fairer to embrace everyone rather than just pay homage to a small club.
posted by Tactics Board (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 5:37 PM
PS thanks Chris your comment made me laugh
posted by Tactics Board (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 5:38 PM
Russia (70th in the World) 5 v Saudi Arabia 0. I rest my case.....
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 6:15 PM
Your case is flawed. This match of minimal interest shows how lopsided and PC this tournament has become, and if like me you think this ones a failing advert for "inclusivity" wait until the shambles that is Qatar is unleashed on the footballing world.
posted by The Arizonan - Thursday 14th June 2018, 7:04 PM
Forgive me Ari but did you not just compound my point. Surely the World Cup should be contested by the best teams in the World not third world countries in football term there just to satisfy the pc brigade.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 9:34 PM
Yes just pick the fancied team's based on the past and what they have won . let's do the the same with the fa cup and stop all the giant killing that happen now and then It should be more than just football it does bring country's together a little bit any way
posted by worple (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 10:01 PM
Briefly returning to World Cup footballing matters. The best World Cup Finals that I can recall took place in Mexico 1970 when only 16 teams took part: The worst that I recall was South Africa in 2010 when every nation and his wife seemed to join the party. It would be nice to return to quality over quantity but I know full well that this will never happen. Too many pound notes at stake unfortunately.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 10:25 PM
Too long in the saddle (literally) this morning and I stand corrected. However, your post itself was compounded by bringing Brexit into it.
posted by The Arizonan - Thursday 14th June 2018, 11:09 PM
If you read further up the thread you will see that it was tactics board that brought Brexit into this thread, I just responded to that. My TIC post on brexit was below.
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I was looking at the fixtures and I can’t see the Brentford matches anywhere? Anyone know why? They equalised in the last minute and I thought that meant we were not going to get promoted!!! :)
We should send our kids to play them in a pre season warm up like we used to. :)
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£20m is the asking price. Let's get that deal done. He's a far more effective player in our style of play, and clearly, Jokanovic is capable of getting a lot out of him. Still only 23 too.
Agreed, pay what they want and stop messing about. http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11678/11404485/newcastle-want-20m-for-aleksandar-mitrovic
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posted by dellers (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 1:28 PM
I remember way back when £20 million was a lot of money. Good times !!!!
posted by Tezza - Thursday 14th June 2018, 4:04 PM
£20m at todays prices for Mitro is an absolute bargain. Get the deal done asap please Fulham.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 4:32 PM
I remmber a year ago £20m was a lot of money!!
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I have just read in the Independent that immigration rules are about to be eased to allow the NHS to recruit more staff. Obviously it will not end with the NHS as more and more foreign workers leave the country.

Good to see that all you Brexit voters got exactly what you wanted with regard to the influx of foreign workers....NOT!

Touch paper lit :0).
Voted for Brexit, and whilst the endless flood of immigrants was part of my decision to vote( if your happy to welcome about 1 million new faces every three or four years) that's your choice . Me I wanted a sensible plan to control the flow and to get Brussels of our backs - too much to ask?
posted by Harry (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 11:25 AM
Well that worked well didn't it ;0).
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 12:34 PM
Sour grapes MST pull your head in and listen to the electorate!
posted by nosferatu (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 3:16 PM
No one can have a problem with selected immigration. we should provide free travel to any Healthcare professional who wants to come to the uk. It was The non stop boats to Italy and the 1 million people from Syria going to Germany with out any checks and many with any skills that won it for the Brexit vote.
posted by Tezza - Thursday 14th June 2018, 4:10 PM
Brexit won but I’ve never seen or heard so many sore losers since I was in primary school. They are still crying about it now and just will not accept defeat. We’ll grow up and accept the fact that we had a democratic vote and you lost.
posted by Voted Leave (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 5:09 PM
With respect MST, this is probably the silliest & most pointless post you've ever come up with. And that's going some. It's summer mate, get a better social life, failing that, become a nurse.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 5:46 PM
Perhaps we could train some of the sponger's , that have been signing on for year's and year's and goverment's not doing nothing to stop it . We got soft a long time ago we may have to harden up now see what were made . Job - apply-Visa -work how hard is that
posted by Hartopp (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 10:08 PM
Bit by bit I am tracking this MST down and will make sure he is addressed....
posted by Tom (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 8:14 AM
MST lives in the cotswolds & is part of the liberal establishment, bless him. The p*key's won't s**t on his village green
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Woy! then Spurs away at Wembley again!!
Spurs have not had it agreed that they will play first home game at Wembley. League rules state a team must play all its home games at the same venue. Personally, I think Spurs should reverse the fixture against us, I think it is unfair we are the only team that will play Spurs at Wembley. Notwithstanding, Spurs should have had their stadium ready! PL making decision by end of the week.
posted by Tactics Board (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 9:53 AM
our last 6 games are definitely winnable...so whatever happen in the season, we have hope until the very end!
posted by John (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 9:58 AM
Wembley is ok we have 50% win record there.
posted by Midds - Thursday 14th June 2018, 10:46 AM
Spurs have definitely agreed with the FA and the PL that they will play there first few games at Wembley so not sure where your info is from TB. Their first home game back at WHL is against Liverpool so we will definitely be back there - can't wait:0).

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The request goes against Premier League rules which state that each team must play all their home games in the same stadium over the course of a season. However, Sky sources understand that the Premier League board members, executive chairman Richard Scudamore and independent directors Kevin Beeston and Claudia Arney are considering Tottenham's requests. They are likely to announce their decision before the end of the week, although not necessarily in time for the release of the Premier League fixtures on Thursday. (source reported by Sky Sports News)
posted by Tactics Board (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 2:41 PM
I think The PL have now allowed Spurs to play first game at Wembley, which quite frankly is wrong and against their own rules. We should have dug our heels in and asked to play the reverse fixture.
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Are we at home to palace first game?
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It's Palace at home :0)
always like to look at the final run of games, just in case we need something...and it isn't too bad, have to be happy with that. And, the start isn't too bad either especially if we can reverse the fixture with Spurs.
posted by Tactics Board (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 9:55 AM
7 games in December ? My kids are going to miss out on big pressies this year
posted by Staines not so massive (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 10:08 AM
March looks like it may define our season though...
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 10:19 AM
The rumour spreaders who stated that they had inside information about the fixture list, must have been looking at the list upside down. Far from Newcastle at home being our first of the season, it will be the last game.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 1:48 PM
Palace will be tricky. Roy will have had a full summer with them, they'll be well-drilled, and Zaha is better than anyone our back 4 faced in the Championship...but also a very winnable match. Great way to start the season.
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Fantastic news and business for Fulham to see these two signed up on the dotted line. We need a big squad back in the prem now. Kalas and Piazon have played their part in our promotion back to the prem, and if anyone has any doubts about their ability, they should check back on our fixtures and highlights of last season. Early on in the season piazon was the match winner a few times, and he will be a lot better in the prem. Kalas is a giant, and we need to see his surging runs up the pitch a lot more. We need his stature and presents behind Macdonald. MST' i don't think that Kamara on the pitch changes our style of play whatsoever. The game against Derby, Slavisa played him to distract their defence and it worked. Of course we need another big striker up the pitch, but also i think that Kamara will do a job as a 3rd striker, and he is different. Slavisa likes to switch him from left to right whenever needed, and there will be games when Kamara will run havoc at defences. A few fans are being picky and like to voice their opinion on who they think is good enough and who is not? We will do fine back in the prem, and i wouldn't want to get rid of any player who played their part in our promotion. Floyde Aite has come back from a niggly injury and didn't look sharp in front of goal, but he will be a useful squad member along with Neskins. More additions is needed obviously, and Slavisa and Fulham will no doubt do business under the radar as usual. Any one of the bottom 8 teams in the prem could have gone down, it was only marginal. We can compete in this top-flight no problem, and we should be confident! The only tactic i would change about Fulham is our slow build ups. Liverpool will fill their boots if we fanny about with the ball at the back like we do sometimes. I guess we will learn the hard way and quickly when we get hammered a few times playing like that. Slavisa will know this for sure, and he will address this tactic sooner rather than later. For sure, we are decent on the ball, and we will hold our own against the better teams who like to take their time. I would be more worried if i was a Cardiff supporter, and Warnock was in charge. I don't think their style will hold up in the prem, and they will go straight back down. Let's get the fixtures out and enjoy dreamland. We have earned it, so now let's enjoy it...
Not doubting you but what/where is the source for this? Can't see it anywhere.
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 5:40 PM
I am hoping for this deal to happen, though it isn't yet confirmed. Piazon has a return of 1 goal in 5 for us, which is not bad for a relatively defensive winger. Kalas has made around 70 appearances in his two seasons with us. Both would be valuable squad players in the PL. I wouldn't expect either of them to start (though Kalas is the far more likely). £8 million would frankly be a bargain. They know the club, the squad and the manager, which can often be a huge hindrance for new PL signings.
posted by Dan (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 5:53 PM
Not Piazon please.He is weak .Hit and miss. Usually subbed. Surely we can find somebody better.
posted by HARRY LONGBALL (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 6:22 PM
Apparently Chelsea are looking to offload a good chunk of all these players they bought and immediately sent out on loan Surely nothing to do with FFP MST?
posted by Keetch54 - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 6:31 PM
The Sun is reporting this.Not sure how to guys that were not starting in the Championship for us can have an impact in the Premier League. I guess Kalas is ok, we need bodies, we have like Ream as our only real centre-back...
posted by Marco (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 7:45 PM
Harry' Piazon will be okay, we need squad players. Remember him before his leg break up at Leeds? He is a good player, he just needs to stop those fancy dan flicks and lay the ball off properly. Even the likes of Fonte will be decent in the prem, just wait and see. Slavisa likes Aite,half the fans don't rate him and so on. Floyde Aite has had his problems with injuries last season. We need to give these guys the benefit of the doubt, and trust in Slavisa, he makes the call on players. We have come down from the Wembley euphoria, and now we are doubting half the squad that got us up. Let's chill and enjoy our ride into the prem. That bottom 8 in the prem are nothing special and they could have gone down on a thin margin. We are better than the bottom 8 teams in the prem. What will we be like with another 2 finds like Mitrovic? Fulham will be awesome! I am confident and really looking forward to prem football. I wonder if there will be a Fulham TV on sky? Hey' we might even do a Leicester??? Lets live the dream!!! A lot of players around the world admire our brand of football. We are in the prem now, and it won't take a lot of persuading in bringing players to Craven Cottage. Just sit back and see who Santa Slav recruits to Fulham....
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 8:59 PM
Agree with Owen. We need squad players and both would be great! Even if we spend £60-70m it won’t get us many more players we didn’t have last season. I don’t agree piazon is not good enough for the prem. him and Fonte are very technical and skilful players and their build is much more suited against teams in the premier. I’d thought their combined market value around £13-15m. But because they are stuck between the two leagues, we might be in a lucky to pick both up for £8m. Take it!
posted by John (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 7:04 AM
Owen, the first line of your post was a lie. There is nothing to say that Fulham have signed, or even want to sign Kalas or Piazon. When the club report that they or anyone else have signed, they will tell us. You are just another rumour maker.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 1:56 PM
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Good riddance to him, when it comes down to it the only loyalty they have is to their bank accounts. Well West Ham made a deal i reckon similar to this. Whatever Fulham have offered we will double. Probably not a million miles from the truth. Do you really want to pay to watch someone earn 90k per week. I certainly dont. The sooner clubs get back to reality the better. Jimmy Hill rip has a lot to answer for the 20 pounds a week maximum is about right in my opinion.
Unfortunately taking the moral high ground will land us back in the Championship we basically need to out spend the likes of Brighton Bournemouth Burnley Watford etc best leave Jimmy Hill rip out of this .
posted by ffc supporter (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 5:05 PM
The one thing l will give Fredericks in this gready world and it’s not only football he new he was going but every time he put on the shirt he gave hundred per cent and helped us go up . As lve said before l think he’s made a mistake but he will get no abuse from me . L can’t wish him luck because he play now for West Ham
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 5:05 PM
Rubbish . Im gratefull to a player who helped get us into the PL.Good luck to him.
posted by HARRY LONGBALL (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 6:24 PM
I second that Harry.
posted by jimjim (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 7:40 PM
Talking rubbish, Raymond, simple as that.
posted by Never say Die ! (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 7:50 PM
I'd hate to be a West Ham fan. No real home , soul ripped out of the club. Identity completely gone. Peasants still think they are a great club. And you call us the Fooooools. All that Change at the 'club' and you still fight relegation. That's what the "West Ham way " really means. Try watching West Ham and form your own opinions instead of listening to the deluded West Ham sports journalists.
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Perfect example of politics not affecting sport. I know a lot of people may not sympathise with that country but its a nasty gesture and im sure Robert de Niro will approve.
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Who is Robert de Niro?
posted by The Arizonan - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 5:22 PM
You talking to me ?
posted by Bob (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 6:16 PM
all the money flying about in football and they argue about "boots". buy the boots you want you can afford them!
posted by Nigel Lambson (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 8:16 AM
Maybe if you are on Iranian wages you can't afford to buy them. In the Spanish news this week. Christiano Ronaldo is trying to come to a deal with the Spanish tax authorities over 19 million eurus he allegedly owes their tax office. This to prevent him being arrested for tax fraud. Don't players realise that the more money they keep asking for, the more tax they will have to pay. Maybe £20 a week was less stressful
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.....are out tomorrow at 9am. Home to Newcastle first game. What would you want ?
Home to Cardiff ;0)
posted by MST (Moderator) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 1:39 PM
H v Chelsea. Let's get this on Sky TV. Let's earn serious revenue. Bring it on.
posted by Simon (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 2:15 PM
I guess we will now hear the same rumours as we did a few seasons ago, who we are going for and how much,8million for kalas and piazon,? one hardly ever played a full game all season,and the other was thought not good enough to end the season at center back so that's a good start.Now we are quoted large amounts for Swansea and arsn players that will never happen as they will go to a higher bidder. With one eye on Wembley and one on FFC I know the kind of cheques signing ffc will get.
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..What holding your hand to your ear and twisting it back and forth (like Mitrovic does when he scores) means?

Diomansy Kamara used to do the same thing when he scored.

Just wondered....
I think its a type of protest or a way of calling attention to a personal or professional problem. In the case of kamara ,probably due to lack of playing time and Mitro I assume its a message to Newcastle "look what ive just done ". In a similar manner some players point to their shir number on the back as if to say "remember".
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 3:01 PM
Maybe he has screw on ears and they come loose when he scores.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 3:09 PM
They point to the back of there shirt to ask is my name spelt right. See I know all the answers.
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1. Cairney v Villa. Has to be first as it was the most important of the season

2. Odoi v Derby. Has to be second because it was the most important at the time.

3. Ayite v Villa. Just for the cheek of it ;0).
Same for me for the first two but Mitro v Millwall gets my third choice. Great run by Kalas and what a finish!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 12:27 PM
ODOI for me as without it e wouldn't have made the final
posted by JBH (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 4:07 PM
1. Odoi - resulted in the greatest Cottage atmosphere I have ever witnessed (I unfortunately missed the Juventus game) 2. Cairney - has to have a shout 3. Mitrovic - against Brentford, quality strike with the left foot, post and in (always looks better).
posted by Dan (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 5:55 PM
Kamaras chip in for number 6 against burton was pretty good.....but probably because I traveled all the way from Oz to see it!
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I see that the Daily Mail have signed up Slavisa as one of their reporters for the World Cup. It's nice that they recognise him as having a good knowledge of top football, but surely he should be concentrating on club business, such as transfers, and not writing in a newspaper. I also wonder if he is covering the competition, in Russia or at home. If he will be based in Russia, I will be even more worried, as he will no doubt be taking his eye off of the ball.
If based in Russia I'd be looking at it as more of a positive, this surely can bs used as an opportunity to scout players and speak with agents Bigger picture to be looked at here i think.
posted by Burgio99 (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 10:05 AM
It is well documented that Slavisa Jokanovic does not buy players and I doubt there is a single Manager of a Prem club that does the negotiations personally in any case.

I would expect that Slavisa has already identified the positions he needs to fill and the players (or type of player) he has in mind and I would also expect that they have phones and internet in Russia ;0).
posted by MST (Moderator) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 10:10 AM
I will take this as more of a positive than a negative, as he will be able to see any possible future signings live. It's amazing what a promotion does though. I am sure that had we still have been in the Championship and not the Premier League, he would not have been considered as a reporter. Ah Premier League, doesn't that sound good.
posted by A C (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 10:21 AM
I would agree that the improvements we need have already be identified and the possible players have been targeted and the finance people are doing the work behind doors to get them. What is need now is to raise Slavisa's profile. You can do this from being successful over many years or from promoting yourself. Teams from out of the UK or Europe will not be familiar with Fulham so you hope they are aware of your Manager. Being a columnist for a national paper in Britain and being seen at a world cup looking at players to buy and meeting there agents is a good thing.
posted by Tezza - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 10:42 AM
As Slavisa was crucial in bringing in Mitrovic at least, I hope he is responsible for identifying the actual players he wants to work with. We don't need a return to debacle of the Khan/Kline selections of last summer's transfer window.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 12:02 PM
With Targett and Mitrovic being so influential in the second part of the season, I would have thought Mr. Khan would have learned his lesson....
posted by MST (Moderator) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 12:10 PM
Let's hope so MST. We'll know for certain @ the end of the transfer window.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 3:22 PM
We wont get mitro,you can bet some other striker will turn up at the gates of FFC with his boots in a lidl bag, (bio degradable )saying he was bought as a part exchange.Me thinks we will end up with a very weak team when it all kicks of.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 3:30 PM
Wow! I am feeling really uplifted after that post. Can't wait for the new season to start, perhaps I should just not bother going with such optimism around! I for one am feeling positive and trust in Slav and the board to get the right players in at the right price.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 3:35 PM
It is better for Slavisa to be a reporter for the Daily Mail, than one of the TV or radio sports stations. At least we will know what he is reporting.
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Fulham in talks with Swansea after making 8m bid for Ayew
African mercenary, poor at villa and swansea, both relegated whilst with them, keep well away,Fulham can do better than that dross.
posted by Metchick's Marvel ! (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 12:03 AM
Absolutely and utterly don't agree , Ayew is a good player and he would be an excellent acquisition .
posted by FFC SUPPORTER (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 5:02 AM
Ayew always impressed me whenever I watched Swansea play last season. He would be a really good signing for us, if there is any truth in it.
posted by A C (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 9:08 AM
Ayew not for me to be honest but Swansea did use to play a similar style of football to us when they and he were at their best.

I see Arse want £22m for Chambers - welcome to the Premier League Mr Khan!
posted by MST (Moderator) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 9:24 AM
If we are going to spend £22m on a player than that player has to be Mitro. Can't see anything in Ayew that excites me to be honest. Kamara could easily do the same job.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 9:35 AM
Then, not than!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 9:37 AM
Really, really hope he's not a cheap substitute for Mitrovic. Don't rate Ayew at all.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 3:24 PM
Ayew was relegated at both his latest clubs, Villa and Swansea. If we do sign him I hope he is third time lucky, and manages to stay up with us.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Friday 15th June 2018, 11:14 AM
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Player of the season. Magic
Great news, so deserved. Well done all, the right boy got it:))
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 8:44 PM
Yep he got my vote. I voted Mac 2nd and Sess 3rd so obviously a lot of like minded people out there :0).
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Isn't it great to see us linked with players again? I've missed that kind of speculation in the Championship and although I don't believe most of it, it provides (in many cases) some comforting reading that we are probably active in the transfer market.

One I'd like to see come off is Callum Chambers. I know we went for him last season but our bid fell short so maybe we have enough funds now to entice him away. Like Odoi, he can play right and centre back and is used to our passing game and playing out from the back so would be a good addition in my opinion.
Agreed! Each day I'm canvassing the web for transfer gossip. Makes a nice change to actually find some FFC related which isn't clubs robbing Sess or Cairney from us. I reckon Chambers could be a good addition. Could see him playing well with Ream &, much as I like Odoi, he's not PL quality and Chambers would be a big improvement. Also - there's a mass exodus from Sporting Lisboln at the mo following "fans" assaulting a bunch of their players. Most will go to bigger clubs than ours but I reckon we could tempt Bas Dost, a giant Dutch striker that could suit our style of player. Maybe worth a punt on a free as backup to Mitro (Once we get that one done - fingers firmly crossed!)
posted by AW (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 1:14 PM
There is a lot of bogus news floating about, and maybe we spread them from within. I really think that Slavisa and co are playing their cards closer than usual because this is the prem and we need to make good calls. 40 Million for Grealish is ridiculous, and stay clear of that one. I fancy our chances in this prem league no problem. With the right additions, we will do okay, and depending on a good start to the fixtures, Fulham could pick up strong points. Teams like Huddersfield, Newcastle, and Brightons, we are not far apart. In fact we probably are a step ahead of them in my opinion. I am more upbeat than downbeat about our chances in the prem, and any Fulham fans feeling a wee bit nervous about our chances, should trust in Slavisa and our style. The only thing we need to do different is to inject more gears and a quicker build up in our play from the back. Good football is a science, and it makes no difference either in the Championships or the premiership. All 3 teams that went up last season survived okay and okay is just okay. We' Fulham will do better than okay and should compete with the big boys with our passing game. England missed a trick when they ignored a young debut in Sessegnon. No matter what people think or say about him being too young? He is more intelligent than your Hendersons, and Sterling. England play too many long balls which will do nothing to win a world cup against the more clever teams and players. Sessegnon didn't have to do a lot in our Wembley final, apart from that clever through ball to Cairney. That is 'CLASS' and that is what i am talking about in the prem. I hope you guys believe we can compete with the big boys because we play intelligent football. Enjoy our stay in the prem guys' and just keep believing...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 10:20 PM
Ironic that you trust in Slavisa and believe in our style now Owen as for the last few games of the season (including the Wembley game) you were writing on here that we should change our style and play long balls to Kamara to run onto.

Fickle fan methinks ;0))))
posted by MST (Moderator) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 8:09 AM
I have read that we may be interested in Issa Diop and although I do not know much about him, a lot of big clubs are watching him, and he seems to meet most of our requirements i.e. age height (6'4) and a leader, I hope there is some truth in the speculation.
posted by Ken.H for (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 11:17 AM
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I am sure that I am not the only one who has noticed that the BBC is phasing out men sport/football reporters. Women now dominate on BBC radio and this has spread to Final Score on Saturday afternoon where we have women reporters giving updates and final reports screeching/shouting as opposed to the sensible comments like Motty. They are everywhere and this morning Radio Four announced that the BBC are breaking new ground by having a woman commentator for the first English World Cup game. I will definitely be tuning in to a different channel. I hasten to add, before I am attacked by the PC squad, that I am not being sexist but like sport played by men to have men commentators. I noticed that women's football, netball, cricket and hockey are all commentated on soley by women so let's have the same for men's sport.
The PC squad are asleep this morning best they stay that way snivelling bunch of weirdoes. Must admit I don't watch any womens sport as it is no better than watching park sport. Mind you women mud wrestling is vicious. You did not mention about adverts on tv nowadays. It is a case of everything weird and wonderful not many role model male types, slightly not PC.!!
posted by Tony R (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 8:33 AM
Don’t bother me lot of the commentators are rubbish men or women just turn sound down if getting on my nerves
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 8:36 AM
I'm surprised women find the time for commentating on football with all that cooking and cleaning they have to do.
posted by DG (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 8:43 AM
Absolutely spot on bigboy4650! The BBC is one of the two organisations after BREXIT that this government has to sort out. It is no longer British and rarely impartial in its news coverage, let alone sport. The BBC take our licence money and waste it on promotion outdoor Pop Concerts because there is no Glastonbury is that right? The present BBC is the voice ot the European Union and totally opposed to the democratic decision of the people of this country to leave the EU which cost £980 million per year way above the benefits received.
posted by Rich of Cambridge (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 9:04 AM
And this is Fulham related because?
posted by Fulham Only (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 9:19 AM
there aint no football
posted by moreline (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 10:39 AM
Now even Jim White's programme on Talksport has been taken over by a woman. Where will it all end ? ? ! !
posted by Brian Jarvis (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 12:42 PM
Now I've learnt that many women footballers are set to double their wages. Ive always thought that £ 20 a week was quite acceptable!
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 12:51 PM
I Jim White has been replaced by a woman then at least there is one good thing to come out of this!!
posted by JBH (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 2:26 PM
Bet Claire Balding gets a slot somewhere in the World Cup , a BBC luvie if ever I saw one!
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:43 PM
I'ts Fulham related because....... It's about footmall ( looselyish I admit ) & because it's on an OPINION forum ( though the mods often delete opinions they don't like. Doncha boys ! ) Don't worry, the luvvy wuv's usually control things.
posted by Nobbup (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:47 PM
Football as well ! - must cut my fingernails.
posted by Nobbup (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:48 PM
" Fulham only " must realise it's a quiet time concerning our club, with very little going on and we've had some great non football discussions on this site over the years from Brexit ( MST loved this one) to who would win the Grand National - good old Devon Bob,
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:58 PM
Thing is John, I keep thinking Devon Bob actually won the national because his moniker sounds so much like a bloody racehorses name !
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 5:10 PM
As we've grown up with a culture of male commentators for most of our lifetime, I'm not surprised we feel opposed to, or uncomfortable with, female commentators. Still some changes just aren't worth the moan and in 40 years from now nobody will be any the wiser about gender issues relating to commentators because they'll be so used to women and men commentating on all manner of sports that they won't bat an eyelid when a female voice does the football, rugby or boxing!
posted by 5crawny (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 6:23 PM
Rumour has it that Mary Berry will be fronting match of the day next season.
posted by nosferatu (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 7:58 PM
And her refereeing expert will be Mark Battengurg
posted by JBH (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 8:09 PM
The way things are going socially, 40 years from now the will only be one gender and it won’t be male or female ;0))
posted by MST (Moderator) - Monday 11th June 2018, 9:59 PM
I suppose then, MST , we can all go and F#€k ourselves !
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 10:20 PM
I coach a girls football team. Largest growing sport in the UK. Your views are sad and out of place. Football is played by everyone not just grumpy old gits. It’s the hardworking girls taxes that are paying your pensions. You will be a leave voting pensioner
posted by Phil (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 4:23 AM
It's hard to grasp why men somehow feel threatened by more opportunities for women. If you think one individual is less able to do a job than a specific man, then please argue your case. Otherwise, it just seems like raw prejudice from insecure imbeciles. There are plenty of idiotic men who hold down such jobs without being held to represent their gender, so why is it even a question? It's not political correctness it's just progress and as with everything, you don't have to watch/read/listen to it, if you don't get it..... advice I should take regarding future idiotic posts like this.
posted by JimmyJazz (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 6:55 AM
Who watches women's football ? Boring or what, zzzzzzzzzz
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 8:44 AM
Of course it's sexist but that has to be a choice. Anyone can be sexist racist homophobic, or anything else. Just saying I'm not but.... usually means you are
posted by Andy S (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 9:17 AM
phil's a reamer !
posted by Nobbup (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 10:18 AM
Phil & Jimmy - Threatened by different opinions. Suggest you find a safe space forum, Try Millwall's.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 10:21 AM
Phil, your sweeping comment is a little narrow-minded in itself. I prefer male commentators because that is what I have been used to all my life, but my preference isn't reflective of prejudice and in the long run I've no complaint about which gender commentates as it's the football I love and the commentating is secondary. NORFOLK, I'll watch and enjoy pretty much any game of football, even a park team or my kid's school game. I've never really found any football itself boring, men's or women's. OLLIE- so they should move on because they have a different opinion to you?!!! Sounds like you're feeling threatened. We're here for you mate- change is a scary thing for some people!
posted by 5crawny (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 11:16 AM
Er?? Not agreeing and being threatened are not really the same thing. It's also funny that the idea that if you don't agree with something ON AN OPINION MESSAGE BOARD, you should go elsewhere typifies the intellectual rigour demonstrated by most replies to this post.
posted by JimmyJazz (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 11:28 AM
Follow your own advice & Quit reading/writing & listening now Jimmy, while you only look mildly pathetic mate.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 11:56 AM
Calm down gents; most of the comments in response to this post are just tongue in cheek remarks not to be taken too seriously. We are all part of the Fulham family so no need to get too inflammatory ;0))))
posted by MST (Moderator) - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 1:03 PM
Quite an erudite thread MST and a good read. Well done lads.
posted by The Arizonan - Wednesday 13th June 2018, 5:53 PM
It's just leg pulling , calm down. Too many presious snow flakes in today's PC society.
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Thursday 14th June 2018, 11:48 PM
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Sunday 10th June 2018, 7:54 PM

Wouldn't fancy being an England cricket fan taking an evening stroll in Edinbourgh this evening. Embarrassing or what?
Wouldn't want to be a cricket fan at anytime ! Zzzzzzzzzzzz
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 7:01 AM
Hasn't 20-20 cricket reached Norfolk yet?
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 12:53 PM
Not if i have anything to do with it , orange squash anybody as its spitting with rain .
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 2:11 PM
At least the sweaty's won't be abler to embarrass us at the world cup
posted by JBH (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 2:27 PM
Hoots, it's a braw brick moonlick nick etc, etc.
posted by Nobbup (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:36 PM
Anyone would think the jocks don't like us - Heard they held a day of mourning when we won the World Cup in 66!
posted by Harry (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:47 PM
Heard Fuhrer sturgeon is awarding them each a St Andrews iron cross. BTW I'm a Scot, just not a Nazinat one.
posted by Nick (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:52 PM
You mean Jimmy Krankie!!
posted by JBH (Guest) - Tuesday 12th June 2018, 8:55 PM
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Sunday 10th June 2018, 7:35 PM

What a farce!! People paid good money to see that fight!! Both boxers should receive a heavy fine and a years ban.
Frank Warren and Tyson Fury what a combination !!
posted by FFC supporter (Guest) - Sunday 10th June 2018, 8:28 PM
Drug addict, fairy, traveller do I need to say more? Taking money from gullible punters must come second nature to Tyson Fury, but his brother doesn't want to know him. I wouldn't Bring back our Henry now he was a boxer!
posted by Rich of Cambridge (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 9:06 AM
And he would have been World champion if Ali's cheating seconds hadn't "split" his gloves giving him a chance to recover
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:05 PM
Ali ( then C Clay ) versus Cooper was before he became World Champ
posted by Keetch54 - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:42 PM
I stand corrected dear boy
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If we can’t get Targett would not mind latest link Joe Bryan up grade on Joe Bennett paper talk fun but that’s all it is being linked to every one at moment must be back in Premiership
Reading through toofif! from jan past dave kidd said in his coloumn what we need at this moment is a direct no9 and a good left back to allow sess to get up on wing,you got your wish dave and we got promoted.And dave is a Fulham boy with a sense of humour. Also diddy david made a point about cup ticket prices showed a picture of his 75 ticket with moores autograph across it , 1-50 yep one pound 50 p to stand, and my progg cost 10 quid.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:14 PM
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Sunday 10th June 2018, 4:43 PM

New 2018/19 Premier league Fixture list due to be announced at 9am this Thurs 14th June...leaked document is rumoured that our first fixture is Fulham vs Newcastle United if that’s the case could be interesting game if Mitro is still playing for either club!?
If true linked couple of weeks ago been on here
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 10th June 2018, 5:21 PM
Oh thanks for update...everything done directly (dreckly) down here! Still wondering what colours Mitro will be wearing next season...any best guestimates?
posted by #ChrisFromCornwall (Guest) - Sunday 10th June 2018, 6:37 PM
Err black and white ;0))
posted by MST (Moderator) - Sunday 10th June 2018, 7:33 PM
Err...stripes or no stripes!?
posted by WHAT COLOUR... (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 10:55 AM
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I don't think he will waste his talent in turkey
posted by Nick (Guest) - Sunday 10th June 2018, 5:31 PM
There’s only a dozen clubs he’d go to at the moment. Top 6 premier league, top 3 or 4 of Spain, Juventus, Milan, PSG and Bayern. So I don’t think he’s going anywhere. Apart from a few rich clubs in poor leagues, no one else would pay him £2m a year. Jokanovic doesn’t strike me as a man of greed (before you mention Watford, he left out of principle for being offered the less the half the lowest salary in the prem) so hopefully non of the big guys will take a bet on him!
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 10th June 2018, 6:30 PM
Did he not go to Israel before FFC?
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A few weeks ago most of us would accept and be over the moon if we got promoted and the chairman invest £60-70m in players. I still think both hold true but unfortunately with today’s inflated market, I think £60m would only get us the team and squad we had last season! Mitrovic’s value will be increasing by £1m above £20m for every goal he scored until end the of the World Cup - so he could be £25m or more. Chelsea are stubborn on the fee they want for their players. I don’t think we will have much money for new players - at best we’d keep the same team! I think Khan needs to put in £100m if he wants to make an impression on the premier league. But that’s crazy money and not really sustainable for us yet. So have to be realistic! Be happy with what we have!
Good sensible post
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 10th June 2018, 3:16 PM
Thank you Mr Khan.Allow me to touch my forelock and cap and be gratefull for small mercies.
posted by HARRY LONGBALL (Guest) - Sunday 10th June 2018, 9:17 PM
Well said although 1 point I would make is that I think Chelsea will be a far more frugal club and will not be able to hold onto players indefinably, They will be off loading there loanees a lot sooner. I would not be surprised if Chelsea make a profit on there transfer market dealings over the next few years the days of Chelsea paying top money for the best players is in the past.
posted by Tezza - Monday 11th June 2018, 11:05 AM
Gawd bless ya, mister Khan, yer 'onour. Penny a bag ? Bottom need a polish ?
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Monday 11th June 2018, 4:39 PM

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