all it need are new seating all the way down in J/H stand and paint the floors, give us some room its a joke my knees were banging into lady in front when you stand for late comers u hang on for dear life in case u go over the top, oh he late comers after half time , make them stan at the back , up and down up and down new stan miles better but still to pricey , god knows what some teams must think looking at the cow shed , come on ffc do some work on it .
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I sat there for a season years ago. It’s only suitable for kids or dwarves. I believe the seats are listed along with the stand so very little can be done about them. You’ll have to suffer or move.
posted by Paddy O’Doors (Guest) - Monday 09th March 2026, 1:59 PM
I’m 5’10” and have sat in the JH lower block EL row EE since they put the seats in 23 years ago. It’s fine. It’s not the cinema!!
posted by MST (Guest) - Monday 09th March 2026, 3:33 PM
Always get the seat at the end of the row... plus you can get straight to the toilet!
posted by Krebs. (Guest) - Monday 09th March 2026, 4:45 PM
The newish uncovered 4 rows at the front of the stand are a little crapped compared the rest, I am sure Fulham realised if people are getting bigger they should make smaller seats. It is the same logic as passing the ball around at that back until we lose it and it ends up in the goal.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 09th March 2026, 6:08 PM
Southampton are at home to Arsenal, so it would have been goodbye us in any case. Can we beg Marco to put our strongest teams out for the rest of the sesson, to at least give us a very slight chance of European football next season, and also to prove that this season is not over just yet. Win or draw at Forest on Sunday, and all in the garden will be roses again.
posted by AC (Guest) - Monday 09th March 2026, 7:48 PM
The lower seats are totally different. Ronnie Corbett would struggle in the wooden seats, not now obviously.
posted by Paddy O’Doors (Guest) - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 12:27 AM
You moan too much Bish, the JH stand is great , comfortable, atmospheric, traditional and home to lots of loyal and funny fans. Maybe your backside needs a tad more padding.:=))
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 8:38 AM
Very defeatist attitude, if we beat Southampton no reason why we should not beat Arsenal. In you are a Fulham supporters good things rarely happen, but they do happen.
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 11:45 AM
World in a mess... but let's have a debate on stand technology.
posted by Archie Bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 11:59 AM
The Trump administration is playing a high stakes geopolitical game - if it succeeds, it will not only remove an evil terror regime from the Middle East, but along with the Venezuela and Cuba situations, remove key and strategic allies from Russia and China. All this could be pondered on during a VAR decision at the match but not if you’re twisted like a pretzel and having to constantly stand up for the incontinent.
posted by Paddy O’Doors (Guest) - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 12:10 PM
But who rids us of the nasty man and the awful regime running the USA. He speaks like a villain from a children's comic.
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 2:31 PM
The point is that the voters will decide. That’s the beauty of the democracy which the Donald is defending. Look at the digital ID announcement today. The first thing they mentioned was paying road tax and how easy it’ll be. It’s also easy for it then to track how many miles you do and restrict that mileage if you’re naughty online or going somewhere the government doesn’t want you to go. Only socialists want this because they want control.
posted by Paddy O’Doors (Guest) - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 3:35 PM
Cashless China... so they can track you and if you are a naughty boy they will suspend your movements!
posted by Suspenders (Guest) - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 5:41 PM
At least you can track your Chinese takeaway...
posted by Spizz '53 (Guest) - Tuesday 10th March 2026, 5:44 PM