I must admit to disliking boxing intensely, and I am really fed up at the moment as it seems whichever radio programme I turn on it's boxing all of the time. As a sport it's the pits, as there is enough trouble in the world without two blokes trying to smash each other in the head. Talksport had a whole week of it last week, and now it's all over, they are still going on about it. Boring.
posted by Malden Mick (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:15 PM Sorry you feel that way MM but this sport has given many young kids a way out! Not even talking about world champions. But a path to follow!!!
posted by Will (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:31 PM Never saw it as a spectator sport Mick, but its a good participant sport, even if you're crap as I was. Got a haymaker from one kid and spat out eighteen pints of claret on the canvas. Box on, said the ref. I'm not hitting him again, said my chivalrous but shaken opponent, so still pissing blood from the mouth I was awarded the win. Funny old game.
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:33 PM MM football, Boxing, Ice Hockey if it put's kid's on the straight & narrow no harm in that!
posted by Will (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:48 PM So Ari who will win?
posted by Will (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:56 PM

The editor is recovering from cancer
posted by Ruislip white (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 9:22 PM Hope he beats it. He's one of us.
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:15 PM Anyone got a back channel to Morty or Geezer?
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:16 PM

Happy days
posted by Badger (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 6:05 PM Great days Dave, even remember going to Kilburn High Road to watch most of Ali's fights at the cinema as a kid.... In the gentle art of bowls I knew an England skip who took up kick boxing to focus the mind maybe some of our players need to do the same!
posted by Will (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 6:33 PM Remember the clowns well. When Turpin fought Sugar Ray Robinson they were giving every round to Robinson and then it transpired Turpin was a clear winner. The fight took place at Earls Court, very near West Brompton station. I believe there was such an uproar over their commentary they disappeared from the scene shortly afterwards
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 9:19 PM My old man and my ucle went to that one. Think it was at the Empress Hall but not sure about that. They said I was too young to go. Truth was they only had two tickets.
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:24 PM

Coaches?? Christ they could friggin' walk it...
posted by Marbella White 1 - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:00 AM Marbella White...friggin’ walk it. I think they will. 2-0
posted by Simon (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 3:16 PM Typical small bentford, 3pm ko on a Friday , and they are running a half full coach , which leaves at 6pm , you couldn’t make it up .
posted by Jack (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 3:28 PM Perhaps we should ko at 3pm and not tell them? With Parker's tactics, we will get 100% possession and scrape a 0 0 draw!
posted by Chris of Jokes - Monday 24th February 2020, 3:54 PM parker we love him another away win to the promise land with our new state of the art super stadium
posted by b (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 8:28 PM You getting the 6pm minibus for the 3pm ko sonny , hahaha, only small bentford could arrange that , lol
posted by Jack (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 8:50 PM yes we are visiting a shed on the thames see our fabulous new stadium
posted by b (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 10:05 PM

Once said that but when l looked message still came up on site
posted by Badger (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 9:50 AM Do you mean TOFIF? Googled TIFF and got Toronto International Film Festival lol :)
posted by Marbella White 1 - Monday 24th February 2020, 9:56 AM Ooops that'll be TOOFIF then Lol
posted by Marbella White 1 - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:01 AM Sounds like their security certificate is out of date. Why not tell them?
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 24th February 2020, 3:41 PM

Yep , me as well.
posted by Ted (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 8:55 AM Me too says the time on my mobile is wrong.
posted by Ian (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 9:28 AM Yes, I just posted the same message above.
posted by mwk (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 9:42 AM And me.
posted by Malden Mick (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 11:41 AM

The same comment was made earlier on this season referring to Swansea ~ Cardiff ~ Stoke ~ Huddersfield but look where they are.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 9:46 AM

No should not be on my previous post
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 5:22 PM Nogboy? Nogboy?? Surely a racist name. You should be ashamed of yourself.
posted by The Arizonan - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 10:34 PM

Thrashing Norwich 3-0 is not exceptional (and Espanol are not much better)
posted by Flapjack (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 7:28 PM We controlled the game till last ten mins cav should of put us in front. When Arter went off McDonald was to slow lost midfield but gutted it out most home sides come on late on. It’s our home form that’s let us down . Like to see Kebano get a chance
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 8:17 PM

I agree our away form is good home is letting us down
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 11:55 AM Should think Mr Parker would be satisfied with the result against Derby. If it wasn't for a series of exceptional saves by Rodak the score line . could have been 4 or even 5-1!
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 12:13 PM An away point at Derby would not have been a bad result, if it wasn’t for the shocking home result against Barnsley
posted by Rm (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:01 PM Same when WBA got point at Fulham keeper did some great saves we were all over them keepers part of team
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:04 PM Spot on RM
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:05 PM

Love the youth report Kunye! Keep it coming. Hope to see these lads on the senior squad sooner rather than later. We have one of the best academies in England and have for a while now. Shame the Khans don’t know what to do with it. BTW Have we gotten our money from Liverpool yet? Gonna need it to stave off FFP trouble if we don’t go up.
posted by Californian - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:39 AM All very well having the best academy in England, but we are simply developing players who will jump ship at the first opportunity. If they make it to the senior squad, we will not get any long term benefit (apart from a minimal transfer fee). Close the academy down and use the savings to buy experienced players who are not going to be poached
posted by Flapjack (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 11:00 AM Speaking of youth,any one know why the kid at brum is being touted at 30/50 mill at 16? which it appears some will pay !!!! how come our kids cant get that dosh when we sell, dembele sod all elliot sod all, patrick, a pittance ,so why is he different ,any one know.
posted by pointless (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 11:38 AM They possibly have a better financial acumen than us.The Elliot fiasco is an example
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 11:56 AM May be Dembele went to Scotland and was out of contract, £500k compensation. Elliott was out of contract and moved pending a tribunal valuation. Roberts was sold For £10m, he was under contract.
posted by mwk (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 12:43 PM Most of the top teams are more than happy to give their younger players a chance to see what they can do. Doesn't happen too often down by the Thames !
posted by Dave (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:15 PM Quite agree Dave, no more so than jay Stansfield who was given a 40min cameo role by Parker
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:40 PM Looking at our forward line they dont seem to be gelling,so a mass clear out apart from Mitro could be a good thing. Would not mind seeing us bidding for Roberts and bedding in a couple of our home grown youth players.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 9:56 AM

Yup. The players nary make a decision the pitch. It’s all SP. Obviously not too many former players on this board. Our roster is nowhere near as good as you all think. Fake news in the press has you all fooled. Not to mention the Khans. Shocking we’re in third with this setup
posted by Californian - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:29 AM

OOPPPSSS!… SHOULD BE> https://www.leedsunited.com/tickets/fixtures
posted by #ChrisFromCornwall (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 10:01 PM Just a thought,apart from Mitro & Rodek what if the team who are on good contracts and wages do not want promotion,why, well if promoted many of these would be out,so stay where you are within your comfort zone and do not risk an unknown financial future
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 11:31 PM Been saying that for a couple weeks now Kunye. Maybe it takes saying from one of the queens loyals to get the point across. Add to that how overmatched they all were in the prem last term. There’s no incentive to push on.
posted by Californian - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:20 AM True where is the incentive for players like Mcdonald & Johansen after the way they were treated last season
posted by Paul (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 7:57 AM

Very good summary. It certainly isn't a landmark year for the Championship, other than perhaps West Brom, but we're playing a boring style, show no pace or consistancy and yet we're still there.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:05 PM west brom have a quality manger that's why
posted by d (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:19 PM But only 2 points from 9 against non-playoff teams. The next four matches are all against the top 10. We had a chance to make hay, now it’s a war just to make the playoffs.
posted by Drago (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 8:16 PM We tend to do well against good sides and lose to the rubbish teams. I'm not so worried if Parker can get the midfield going (perferably forward) but he hasn't got the weapons, neither has he got anyone to feed off Motrovic. Cavellero and Knockhaert wandering about like Jews in the Desert and the midfield struggling to catch up. Remember the roll Ryan Sessegnon played when he wasn't pretending to be a full back? And the goals that came from it?
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 11:40 PM

I go with 5 who don’t want him out
posted by Badger (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:33 PM Same percentage.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:34 PM

It looks like more than ever that we will need to compete in the playoffs judging on todays results for Leeds and West Brom. Somehow i can't see Scott Parkers lucky streak continuing. Not saying we aren't capable of winning another playoff, we certainly have the talent to do it, but we will see if and when....
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:08 PM He may be lucky but Im bored bored Lucky if he keeps his job
posted by jimjo (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:10 PM What’s so lucky long injures to Arter Reed Kongola and Mawson had injury all season before op now out for season Johansen needs op struggling on to end of season Marchand been out most of season Kebano KAMARA out same time as Mitrovic bug went trew Club didn’t get stone wall pen v Reading Cairney and McDonald been out with knocks as have Knockaert Onomah just fond some form out Friday to name just a bit of our luck but we’re still 3rd if we were Liverpool be all over the papers
posted by Badger (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 9:30 PM

The square root of fcuk all (and that's a very small number).
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:07 PM

Just us
posted by Chief (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:38 PM they have a better manger score more goals play better football they played us of the pitch and will beat us again 1 point behind but much better all round that is why parker is has no idea with 3 good games all season
posted by d (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:39 PM But d at the moment ...Fulham and Brentford have played the same number of games but Fulham have more points and are higher in the table ...just an observation !…
posted by Markrightback (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:58 PM One point not points.
posted by Brentford Bob (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 10:46 PM Yeah, but higher. One more point and higher. Got it now?
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 11:43 PM Mr Blob is a bit thick so you might have to explain it again .
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 9:15 AM Blob , Fulham 57 points small bentford 56 points, we have more points than you , ask teacher tomorrow to explain , lol.
posted by Jack (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 10:32 AM Point is singular. Points is plural, Jack. Your One point ahead, not more. When you get to special needs classes tomorrow get someone to explain language and addition to you.
posted by Brentford Bob (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 12:45 PM The comment was. “ we have more points than you “. Points is plural , our 57 points to your 56 points , plural of point is points , ask teacher tomorrow, can’t believe I’m having to point this out . Maths not your strong point is it , or reading ! Have another look at the table and see who is above you .
posted by Jack (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:26 PM You said it blobby , we are ahead of you !
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 1:28 PM Blob. "Points ARE plural" and you're, not your. Terrible grammar.
posted by The Arizonan - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 3:34 PM One point ten points still puts us third as it stands and one good week who knows,,
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 5:11 PM

the entertainers
posted by b (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:07 PM Nice dive
posted by Jack (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:29 PM

You're full of it. Abswer the question or ...
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 3:11 PM Zzzzzz
posted by Simon (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 4:28 PM Hardly think it's worth " picking on the chairman", he appears quite happy with how things are.
posted by Dave (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 6:29 PM "The Chairman", of course, is not the Director of Football. Another wayward arrow.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:10 PM

In my opinion, it’s not the point. We don’t look like a team capable of staying in the premiership. We play boring side to side football and in any other season, we would be mid table. He is clearly not getting the best out of our players and we waste opportunity after opportunity of climbing into the top 2. He is not made of the stuff we need. At this point if the season, it’s too late to give him the boot though. Was very shocked he was still here after Christmas.
posted by David (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 1:17 PM You seem to miss the point , we are playing boring , painfully slow , crap football . Mitrovic saves us game after game . We have the players to perform better , score more and win more . Parker has knocked the confidence out of the team . We could and should be in the top two with the squad we have , so no I don’t accept where we are , I expected better at the start of the season .
posted by Alan (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 1:31 PM Snap
posted by Alan (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 1:33 PM Brilliant post Dave
posted by Alan (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 1:43 PM Ha. Great minds Alan. The goals at the beginning of the season were promotion through automatic promotion. Not 3rd and a scrap to get into playoffs. We could be 5th by the end of the weekend. So the scrap we find ourselves in is something I would not have taken. We were favourites to win the league.
posted by David (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:15 PM All vaild points I agree, but doesn't answer my q. which is would you sooner be where we are now than not?
posted by Marbella White 1 - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:35 PM MW its no good being where we are. If going up we get beat most of the game and come down again. The object is to stay up yes.
posted by dAN (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:40 PM Yes' the object is to try and stay in the prem Dan, but if not possible, it is still a lucrative business to be involved in as i have explained in past forums. You never know, the Khans might invest more millions on top of the 100 odd million prize money for promotion. Not to be sniffed at for a small club like ours. Survival is key before ambitious moves i agree, but the name of the game is progress and trying to make progress. Ignore the we should stay in this league numty's, you have heard the saying at school to show and have some ambition. This is all key to progress...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:21 PM So, it's all about making money ...
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:16 PM

deluded first shoot on goal 28mins
posted by d (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:35 PM

I am no big fan of Scott Parker, but look where we are in the league, and he must be doing something right, although I do think that are more experienced manager/coach, would have had a bit more success with this squad. I know that we keep on moaning about our results, and I am one of them, but we have come through the last seven tough away games without defeat, since losing at Preston, and the majority of us thought that seven points in February would be a decent return from the games we had, and still have to come, but we already have eight, with two home games to come, so it can't be all bad. Do I want promotion, well I am in two minds, but I do lean towards winning the play offs at Wembley again, as the automatic spots are seeming out of sight now.
posted by Brian Jarvis (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 11:15 AM Get the clown Parker out now, there is still a chance of automatic promotion with an experienced manager who will let the players express their selves to their true potential.

PARKER OUT NOW before it is to late.
posted by Last Chance Saloon (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 11:24 AM Agree championship is more fun but disagree we don’t have money like palace or wolves. We just spend it badly and when we do spend it wel,l we employ Parker to undo any of the progression our transfers signalled.
posted by David (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 1:19 PM deluded comments take more medication parker is one of the worst mangers with some of the best players no experience no idea he need to go without a doubt
posted by d (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:45 PM DAvid, do you know what Confirmation Bias is?
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:17 PM I do but not quite sure how that’s relevant here
posted by David (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 2:11 PM Hmm okay. I'll post on that topic later inshallah.
posted by The Arizonan - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 3:37 PM Who would you replace him with
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 5:21 PM

He does not need to REDEEM him self. The rest of the team need to do that.
posted by dAN (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:44 AM Interesting that more than once the commentators were suggesting that it's " all well and good having most of the possession but our build ups are so slow. Rooney for Cairney I might just fancy our chances.Thankfully Rodak was the hero of the night. Premier football your aving a laugh
posted by John (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 10:38 AM

Reversion to form defensively? Certainly bot towards the end of the game. Derby could have scored three times in the last five minutes. Shambolic defending really.
posted by Marco (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:23 PM One pass doesn't make a player, AK is still rubbish.
posted by Hints - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:29 PM Let's give AK, Cavaleiro, and Knockheart to West Brom or Leeds Hints, and let's see what they can do with them. Scott Parker is clueless!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:33 PM Cav Knock Kamara et al job should be to get the ball in the box where Mitro will put it in the net even more often than he is doing ! Cav and Knock just want to cut inside and score spectacular goals they should swap wings and try and get to the bye line .
posted by FULHAM SUPPORTER (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:49 AM If Scott Parker is clueless Owen after spending his career in football then that must make you the village idiot.
posted by Ken44 (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 12:05 PM as a football player average side ways back wards sp was very average does not matter how long you have been in football crap football no urgency score vey little
posted by d (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:49 PM

Answer the question I put to you or shut the fcuk up.
posted by The Arizonan - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:58 PM Arizonan' we either have the wrong players in, or it could be the wrong management set-up? All outsiders who say we have a great squad are either dumb and stupid or wants again, Scott Parker just cannot get these bunch of players to click as a unit! As far as i am concerned, the Khans have put on the table a good enough squad to do the job in this division. The Premiership is a different chapter. We and everybody else will need to spend 100 million plus to even compete back in the prem. You only need to worry about that if we get there. This game was Derby's to win and they were unlucky. Scott Parker set this team up wrongly from the start which proves that he is not progressing any time soon. Don't they watch games back and try to work out what is best going forward? We are all over the place! Don't care' not bothered! Get a manager in now!!!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:46 PM Second thoughts, don't bother to answer the question, just shut the fcuk up.
posted by Ollie (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 12:13 AM There is no question to be answered. I watch a game and give an opinion, you watch the game and agree or disagree, thats it all in a nutshell. This forum isn't mastermind it's football. It is a game of football that we should have lost but we didn't thanks to Rodak, end of!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 12:25 AM So, you can't answer the question then. Perhaps you don't even understand the question. Quelle domage.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:15 AM If anyone criticises ST Parker,they will have the wrath of his acolyte "Arizonian" down upon them, one who appears to judge his ability through a spirit medium,certainly not by watching matches.
posted by john (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:27 PM PARKER OUT GET STEVIE WONDWER IN SP IS A COMPLETE DONUT PARKER OUT
posted by d (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:52 PM Maybe you can answer the question I posed the other day John, or is that all a bit too complicated for you?
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 3:21 PM we see every think with our own eyes EXPLAIN HOW MANY GAMES HAVE WE CONTROLLED MAYBE 3 IN TOTAL SO FAR THIS SEASON how many games have you enjoyed watching maybe 4 all season.
posted by d (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:01 PM d, weren't you another one who couldn't answer the question? Care to give it a try?
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 11:47 PM

I think you'll find that AK-47 contributed to our goal which is called an assist! Not many Fulham players put many balls in to penetrate Derby. I should have said that we passed the ball backwards when we should put it in more tonight.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:45 PM

sorry, got that the wrong way around. The manager is good, it's the players who are slow and not putting in the effort. They're not working on the basics like crossing a ball, taking free kicks.
posted by Alan (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:32 PM Second post was from a WUM
posted by Alan (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:34 PM Don't know who that is who keeps posting as me
posted by Alan (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:35 PM Neither of the last two were me but the first and second one was me.
posted by Alan (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:40 PM HAHAHA, well done direct, fooolham mugs!!
posted by BEEEE-R (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:51 PM Meant DIRE-BY FOOOLS!!!
posted by BEEE-R (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:52 PM Jealousy small bentford, jealousy .
posted by Bee Swatter (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:20 PM BEE swatter! Latest foool to fall for my wind up ya MUG!!!
posted by BEEE-R (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:04 AM What a prick beee-r is, a sad c u next Tuesday, hopefully he knows what I mean by that, might show his age if he doesn’t
posted by Pez (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:36 AM Small bentford still biting , can’t help him/ her self , lol
posted by Bee Swatter (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 9:00 AM This beee person is the funniest thing on this site , hope he keeps posting his comments, lol
posted by Ted (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 10:12 AM brenford to the promise land new stadium the new man utd of the south
posted by b (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:55 PM Brenford ? Nice draw today to stay below us !
posted by Jack (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 5:32 PM BFC 1-0 should have been 6 we want y in play offs
posted by b (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 6:26 PM please keep your great manger
posted by b (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 6:28 PM And why wasn’t. It 6 ? Keep looking up at us , nice cheating dive today in front of a massive gathering , lol , Small brenford , always in our shadow , always in there caravans , pikeys !
posted by Jack (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:17 PM Manger ? Wtf , keep em coming, laugh a minute , like watching small bentford , lol .
posted by Ted (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:27 PM there delux carvans if you don't mind we now have toilets in them PARKER PUT HIM ON LONG CONTRACT our new stadium is looking fabulous shame your never see it
posted by b (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:34 PM That’s right , us in the premier , you in the championship ! Capacity of your Lego stadium 17500 , wow , that’s 7500 tickets for away fans ! It’s whats called a soulless bowl , Kew Gardens will be getting bigger gatherings , lol
posted by Jack (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:41 PM You’d think a pikey could spell caravan ! Carvan , wtf !
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 11:03 AM cannot spell but no numbers 1-0 after next sat your be looking up at us the entertainers
posted by b (Guest) - Sunday 23rd February 2020, 7:31 PM

Without Mitrovic we would be relegation fodder the rest are crap, no question !!
posted by guest (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:22 PM Mitrovic out ????? WTF???????????????? Are you trolling ? Mitro is the highest scorer in the Championship with 22 goals,while playing in a team whose manager's tactics are dreadful. The only way Mitro will be 'out' will be when Premier league clubs will justifiably try to sign him !
posted by GEZZA (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:54 PM Points per game with Mitrovic = 1.6 Points per game without Mitro = 2.33 So, without Mitro, we'd be top and 13 points clear!
posted by Giles (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 2:04 AM

He can't because he's played on the wrong side. He's left footed while Caveliero is right. They are both expected to cut in and use their best foot. I've never really understood the cut in theory although Damien Duff was good at it.
posted by Hints - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 6:07 AM Correct Hints but DD could cross with his right foot as well also that wasn't a penalty Ream didn't make himself bigger when the ball struck his arm where was the intent ?! absolutely ridiculous
posted by fulham supporter (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 7:53 AM No argument from me FS, a shocking decision made worse by the awful biased pro Rooney commentary. They all just wanted to blow smoke up his ass...
posted by Hints - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 8:28 AM Tone fair he did play well
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 5:28 PM

Kamara on now, what a joke that is, I'm better than him, and I'm useless.
posted by A C (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:10 PM No game plan we've totally lost the plot....bring in a manager who knows how to get the best out of the players!!
posted by MGW (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:10 PM In fairness A C Kamara set up the goal for Mitro and laid on a really decent pass for Cav which he should have scored from.We looked better when Kamara came on.
posted by GEZZA (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:58 PM Gezza' well spotted that major detail about Kamara and assists. Game against Derby back at the Cottage showed that Kamara and Cavaliero were threatening to Derby. Scott Parker wants again shows a lack of tactical awareness, and even the likes of Tom Cairney can't figure out Parker and Stuart Gray. This Fulham team really need someone to bring out the best in them...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:29 PM Owen- Totally agree mate.
posted by GEZZA (Guest) - Saturday 22nd February 2020, 2:18 AM

Errrm, what does Arter do exactly?
posted by The Arizonan - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:38 PM Same old, same old, playing at snails pace, no urgency we need to move the ball a lot quicker, we give the opposition too much time to get back into shape when defending against our snail pace attack. In the second half we need to be more dynamic when going forward, one goal will be enough to win all 3 points.
posted by JRD (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:46 PM Has his brother in law around for Sunday dinner every other week?
posted by CoJ (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:46 PM one shot parker out
posted by d (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:48 PM The team is poorly coached
posted by Joka’s Revenge (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:04 PM Arter is a constant disaster waiting to happen
posted by Joka’s Revenge (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:07 PM

Soul destroying. Does anyone have any idea WHAT we are trying to do?
posted by bassim - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:09 PM nooooooooooooooooooo
posted by d (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:12 PM first attempt 28mins
posted by d (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:15 PM What is the point of this?
posted by bassim - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:32 PM

Totally agree and we are beaten mentally before going out. He has to go watching first half at Derby worst ever and so boring
posted by Kevin (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:36 PM Totally agree and we are beaten mentally before going out. He has to go watching first half at Derby worst ever and so boring
posted by Kevin (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:36 PM

Well in about 3 hrs time we shall know if we are still in the running or an overpaid ill led bunch of mercenaries.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 6:48 PM

Of course we can’t beat Liverpool most of the Premiership can’t there a great side and have refs the media and VAR on there side. Last time we played there we were robed by ref
posted by Badger (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:23 AM We are good in the Championship for another season we have plenty of time to build a stronger squad and for the mighty Parker to continue to learn his trade and the new stand to be built of course we are in a good place we just don't seem to realise it.
posted by len (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:07 AM Dead right Len
posted by Badger (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:46 AM So is the suggestion ...we just stop playing this season in case we get promoted !?!?!...
posted by Markrightback (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:55 AM Sometimes I think they have stopped playing !
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:01 AM This team of loanees and former loanees has not got a prayer of survival in the Premiership and believe me Sheffield United will find it difficult to survive next season as the competition gets harder every season.
posted by Rich of Cambridge (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:02 AM Can someone please explain what "I sore him in a image" means...
posted by Fred (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 11:35 AM RoC you really do talk a pile of doggie do's sometimes. You talk about about Sheff U not hacking it next season may I ask you to take a quick glance at the Prem table and you'll see they are 6th on 39 mpoints and above Manure. They are a well oiled outfit along with Wolves and I pray that one day Fulham will be run on the same lines. Mind you I think I'm flogging a dead horse though on this one being as I am into flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality.
posted by Marbella White 1 - Friday 21st February 2020, 12:02 PM As long as your enjoying yourself dear boy !
posted by Dave (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 1:48 PM Talking of horses , just heard Willie Carson was rushed to hospital this morning, he is in a stable condition!
posted by Red (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 2:17 PM This Len does not want to make the numbers up for another year let’s get out of this league
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 24th February 2020, 5:33 PM

I they supply him with hammer and nails im sure he will do.
posted by Nick (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 6:00 AM I they supply him too.
posted by Lucy Davenport (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:45 AM He wants to leave was talking to Clubs a board in January has not played at any level for Fulham since going backwards bad agent wasting his talent if he don’t buck his iI dears up and work like Woodrow did you won’t here of him again he’s proved nothing yet, nothing handed on a plate in this world you have to earn it
posted by Badger (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 9:34 AM Ploughing through Badgers hieroglyphics,the gist of the post seems to be saying to earn your position in a team you have to prove yourself,ok then let Parker play him,and we can all see. He already plays OM week in and week out,so what connection is there between them ?
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:06 AM Know one wanted him to make it more than me he’s got a lovely left foot but stoped working hard enough in U23s he’s still young the sill hyp before he’s made it may have got to him . How ever good you are you still got to work hard off the ball he stoped doing that. Cairney who some give stick on here works harder . Me and my mates fought wow when we first saw him couple of seasons ago
posted by Badger (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:55 AM do
posted by footo (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 10:58 AM

Can we not knock it?
posted by Ron (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 8:01 PM 2 : 0 Derby
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 10:05 PM Parker’s Presser column is dreadful. If he’s incapable of rallying the faithful with more positive words, he should be kept as far away from the website as possible. He’s supposed to be uplifting, positive and persuading us to really get behind the team; what he’s doing is making us fearful, negative and downbeat. No wonder the team often starts off so badly
posted by Rm (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 8:45 AM

If we are going nationist then how do you burn an irishman's ear - phone him when he's ironing...
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:08 PM Subject change

Anyone know how to cancel an e-bay bid?

I have bid £7.99 for a cowboy outfit and am 10 minutes away from buying West Ham!
posted by Chris of Jokes - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:11 PM I asked this Chinese girl for her number "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said" Wow". Then her friend said" 666-3629"
posted by Marbella White 1 - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:13 PM The inventor Throat Lozenges has died.

There will be no coffin at his funeral.
posted by Chris of Jokes - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:14 PM Q. Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies? A. Two Wongs don't make a whit.
posted by Marbella White 1 - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:16 PM 'e' lol
posted by Marbella White 1 - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:17 PM A priest kept chickens at his village. One evening the cock went missing. During mass on Sunday, the priest asked the following questions
Who has a cock?
All the men got up.
No, I meant who has seen a cock?
All the women got up.
No, no, who has seen a cock that isn’t their’s?
Half the women got up.
Oh for heavens sake, who has seen my cock?
All the nuns got up.

posted by Chris of Jokes - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:20 PM Near the knuckle that one CoJ you gotta be careful who's viewing lol
posted by Marbella White 1 - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:32 PM Oops, apologies to all nuns reading :)
posted by Chris of Jokes - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:33 PM ....and priests?
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 12:48 PM Might get deleted!! Skint guy in America. Sees a sign, blood bank $50 get's $50. Futher down the road sign sperm bank $100. Joins the que & sees a lady in front of him. Taps her on the shoulder & says I hope you know this is a sperm bank..she turns around & says.. H'mmmm H'mmmm H'mmmm
posted by Will (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 1:30 PM Nah, not priests MST, not since that incident in that youth club when I was a lad!
posted by CoJ (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 1:47 PM A man is asked by his doctor" what sort of day have you had" Terrible" replied the man," starting off expecting a nice couple of hours walk, finished up fighting my way through brambles, stung by nettles,visiting places I didn't know existed even slipped up in a sand dune spraining my ankle. Think I'll give golf a miss for a while.
posted by Dave (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 2:38 PM A chap was walking along the beach, when he finds a brown bottle with a cork in it, which he removes, and a genie pops out. Sir, the genie says, I can grant you three wishes so what would you like. The chap says, I would like the whole world to be free from starvation, with food for everybody. I will do that said the genie. Secondly, the chap says, I would like the whole world to be at peace for ever. I will do that said the genie, and thirdly, I will like you to build a bridge right around the world for everyone to use. The genie said I am a magician but I can't do that. The chap then says, alright tell me the secrets of the hearts and minds of a woman. The genie rubs his chin for a bit and then says, What colour would you like that bridge ! !
posted by LTS (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 3:06 PM Some people have noticed that even Cassock is an anogram of "ass" and "cock" CoJ ;0)))
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 4:04 PM Plenty of cassocks on here !
posted by Jude (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 7:09 AM

Wow MST a very OWENesq sort of post...
posted by Hints - Thursday 20th February 2020, 9:19 AM Ha ha. Gues you're right ;0). Maybe I'm Owen in disguise lol.

In all honesty I didn't have a lot to write but just wanted to move the board up and away from the obvious before it became necessary to delete it. Right now it is fine but you know how these posts get out of control. :0) :0(.

No need for comment David!
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 9:35 AM Agree Hints, but a thousand times shorter and more to the point. Love him.
posted by Marbella White 1 - Thursday 20th February 2020, 11:08 AM MST don't worry, The last time Rooney played at the Cottage FFC 3 Man U 0 & was sent off (from memory) & he was in his prime not so now. A big 3 points to Fulham!!!
posted by Will (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 11:28 AM Just to add on a word of caution concerning Rooney. He may be a touch slower now, but he will be dangerous around free-kicks yards from goal. We really need to watch guys like Tom Lawrence coming forward. He will buy Rooney free-kicks and our Joe Bryan will need to be a lot more alert than he has been lately. A last-minute panic by sticking his leg out will either win Derby a penalty or we give away too many unnecessary free-kicks. I will say that 4 free-kicks we give away, and Wayne Rooney will put away 2 of them. Fulham will have their chances against Derby which we mustn't waste them. Rooney is my fear tomorrow. My note to Scott Parker is, 'DONT GIVE AWAY NEEDLESS FREE-KICKS! Or we lose to Rooneys boot!!!!!!!! P.S, AND TAKE OUR CHANCES WHEN THEY COME!!!!! COME ON FULHAM!!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 7:00 PM One that fits into his mediocre tactics
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Thursday 20th February 2020, 10:07 PM I don't have the greatest memory but I don't remember us ever beating Man Utd 3-0 at CC. We beat them 3-1 at Old Trafford once but I think that was before Rooney's time and we beat them a couple of times at CC by the odd goal but never 3-0 to my recollection....


posted by MST (Moderator) - Friday 21st February 2020, 6:22 AM 19th December 2009 .
posted by Massa (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 7:11 AM If memory serves me right Rooney, with Scholes , got sent off when we beat manure 2-0 March 2009 , not the 3-0 victory .
posted by Ted (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 7:22 AM Sorry the score was FFC 2 - MU 0 Rooney was sent off March 2009, had to look it up..my grey matter is also not as good as it should be.
posted by Will (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 2:23 PM Ted don't think Scholes was sent off.
posted by Will (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 2:27 PM Scholes went in the 18th minute !
posted by Ted (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 4:13 PM You are right Ted they were both sent off, going for a lay down, even thought we were at home tonight.
posted by Will (Guest) - Friday 21st February 2020, 5:21 PM