What happened to "Professor Cambridge?"
posted by General Schneider. (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 4:50 PM

Exactly
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 4:04 PM

Are you just saying that, how can you like a washed out blue.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 10th August 2026, 11:58 AM Nope, I love it. Modern, fresh and original.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Monday 10th August 2026, 12:07 PM Like an old Aston Villa kit that’s been on a hot wash. Don’t waste your money.
posted by Jeff Banks (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 1:38 PM Thought it was for the Parade
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 4:21 PM

Owen, sorry to disappoint you but I never red Enid Blyton. I was brought up on the Daily Mirror and Biggles books.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 7:48 AM Owen. Have you been on the magic mushrooms?
posted by Dr T. Leary. (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 8:01 AM We have four class players in our squad now, three wingers and a forward. Now they should be able to score more goals than we concede which mean a great season. Another midfielder and another centre back and we will be even better. A lot of pace in the team as well. Kevin and Bobb will be great improvement on last season and the two Spaniards look like great buys. I am fully on Owens side, but do not share his concerns.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 10th August 2026, 8:07 AM TTIN, I concur with your comments.
posted by bigboy46508 (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 11:15 AM Although still a little concerned, about our coming season, after a bit more sensible thought, I don't think that it is going to be am spectacular disaster. With a new set of players, and more importantly, a new Manager, we may struggle at first, but we will probably pick up enough points for a just below a middle of table finish, and wouldn't it be nice if we could challenge for one of the trophies available, but then again, I have been saying this for season after season, and it's always so near so far. Of course keeping our place at the top table is our main objective, and we should do that alright, with a few wobbles.
posted by THE CRAVEN (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 11:48 AM We have never won anything that matters since 1879, could this be the year that changes all that?
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 10th August 2026, 12:01 PM What did we win in 1879 that mattered?
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 1:04 PM Quite liked her when I was very young she was in a American series so long ago I can’t remember what it was sure someone will jog my memory
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 2:44 PM

Our strike force will be the KGB (Kevin, Gonzalo, Bobb).
posted by MST (Moderator) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 5:21 PM There you go praising your after ego's again.....lol
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 7:22 PM Alter ego's
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 7:23 PM Spot on Tibor, are you the greatest.
posted by Mac (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 7:26 PM You think " Bobb, King and Kevin unlikely to show much improvement from last season." but you hang your hat on Muniz and you expect us to take you seriously? Charles you say is a "solid performer" and will act as a foil to ESR, almost the worst signing in our history. Wow, what a season we are in for.
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 10:26 PM So true ted ,totally out on a limb, one in one out, same position, strikers who lets face it one cant score the others we no nothing about and they aint from barcelona!!!.It just looks a lost cause at the moment nothing to excite any one,Were the hell are some clubs getting dosh from , Ipswich???? coventry,We spent 70/80 mill on what ?. center back down,full backs iffy going , injury prone or what , still wait till xmas then worry , now who said that???
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 9:55 AM

The owners are really backing the new manager! They have never backed Marco at this level. But I am sure if Marco had signed a new contract, he too would get a £100m to shop. I wonder what Marco is thinking now. I doubt he has anywhere near that level of funding available at Benfica!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 2:38 PM Exactly
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 2:39 PM Back home, plenty of wedge, 50,000 crowds that make a noise, excellent win ratio, home cooking round at mums. I bet he can’t even remember where Fulham is.
posted by Ollie Ole (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 8:19 PM No panic just facts. If it works great, risky though. Really hope we don't end the season wishing for middle table obscurity,
posted by denny (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 9:26 PM Speculation isn’t a fact.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Monday 10th August 2026, 6:00 AM Facts are MST. Lukic sold Diop sold Jiminez rreleased Wilson releaed Cairney out till Ocyober No experience in the top flight of any signing. De Fougerolles has not played in the Premier league. Speculation is how this will affect our results. Is this not a forum to share views.
posted by denny (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 7:19 AM

The new manager is trying to get a younger squad who are fast and dangerous. Once the new players settle in we will be a very good team and Cairney will be only a good memory.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 09th August 2026, 11:04 AM Yes Denny, we have lost 4 players and it could be more yet before the season opening. Losing four and gaining four might be for the better. We hit a brick wall last season and we just didn't quite reach the next level and we all ask the question why? Jimenez was our chief lost but then again not prolific enough sorry to say. This is a new season and let's look at it from a positive and new beginnings. You never know? We could all look at our boys playing football and say wow' are we Real Madrid?
posted by OWEN - Sunday 09th August 2026, 12:43 PM All good, we have 2 of Madrid’s finest.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 1:17 PM Trying to work out how we have enough players to see us through, were ??? thin squad, some may still leave but nothing coming in , its getting worse as other teams around us are hovering up players some for just 10 mill , ok so not super stars but might be good squad fillers. Doomed before a ball is kicked in earnest , if he dont mind???
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 1:36 PM Actually i'm ever the optimist, and i am backing the changes. However it is going to be very interesting this season. We will score lots, lets hope more than we let in.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 2:03 PM 2 Madrid players.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 2:04 PM Fulham have agreed a deal worth up to £30m for Southampton midfielder Shea Charles. Subject to a medical, the 22-year-old will move to Craven Cottage on a five-year contract and become the most expensive Northern Irish footballer of all time. Charles, who started his career at Manchester City, also attracted interest from Leeds United but has opted to move to west London to replace Sasa Lukic following his move to Ipswich Town last week. He becomes Fulham's third signing since the appointment of new manager Alvaro Arbeloa after his spell leading Real Madrid on an interim basis during the second half of last season.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 3:01 PM Need a centre half really, Disasi from Chelscum wouldn’t be a bad option at around £25 million, looked good at west ham last year. We have to wait and see what happens this season, but hopefully we should be ok if new manager can get best out of young blood. Hopefully the youth structure will provide some good talent.
posted by Sussexcol (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 3:51 PM Real Mal, Real Madrid. Don’t need anyone else.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 1:40 PM

Whatever system Arbeola comes with, we have to get on board with it or sink. For various reasons Amorim and system at Man Utd did not work to well or was it a case that the players didn't want to play for him? Arbeola is coming with a different approach and attitude and i think young players such as Muniz and Smith Rowe will want to succeed and do well. Muniz will have to step up and i think he will. He came back from injury a touch slow and off the pace for too long in the second half of the season but this timearound should see a different Muniz, providing he learns to find the spaces and show up a bit more clinical. I would back him ahead of H Reed who is honest as they come but not suited in a technical system. Smith Rowe will have midfielders breathing down his neck and he will know and he will be keen to learn fast. Again turn up in those spaces, pass the ball off at the right time and again, be more clinical in front of goal and it will be all right. The same goes for Josh King who will get fewer opportunities. Everyone moans about Muniz and Smith Rowe but i argue that Josh King has had more chances under Marco Silva. Berge i think will be okay, he has shown that he can play at the high levels required for Norway so no probs there.
posted by OWEN - Saturday 08th August 2026, 7:58 PM Owen hot footing it too Motspur Pk...
posted by General O'Toole. (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 7:50 AM Is it TO or TOO?
posted by Ernst Krappers (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 7:51 AM It’s Tu Tu.
posted by Desmond (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 9:37 AM You really want Muniz to succeed but he has had so many chances and does not crack it. If we find another real striker before the end of this window I am sure we will say goodbye to him and thanks for nothing but effort.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 09th August 2026, 11:12 AM Horses for courses TTIN, Muniz i agree under Marco hasn't quite it the spot and we know Marco saw potential in him but didn't get enough from him. How does the new manager think? Still early days yet and we just don't know how Muniz and those what stay are fitting in around a new system and players to freshen up our squad. Just because Marco couldn't unlock the door and find anything out, doesn't mean that Arbeola can't.
posted by OWEN - Sunday 09th August 2026, 12:33 PM Since they kept winning the World Cup Brazil have produced very few decent strikers. I hope the new manager can get Muniz to score goals, but Marco was expert in getting the best out of players. Perhaps he got the best out of Muniz, but that was not enough. We only periodically have decent strikers that is because they are rare and even if you get one everybody else wants him.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 09th August 2026, 1:01 PM Owen, I’m not trying to kill your hope. But Muniz has never proven himself capable to lead a line for a full season. This is the other reason to play a 3-5-2, given this year’s squad. We need Gonzalo and Muniz together, as neither is likely to be a Mitro style target man (Benzema would be Arbeloa’s reference point). The team benefits from having Sess in advanced areas — possibly our most clinical finisher. So a 3-5-2 lets us play Jedi without suffering from poor crossing AND get Sess further up the pitch. I’m excited about the pressing philosophy and the signings. But I sense we’re going to be very vulnerable, similar to Slav’s team.
posted by Drago (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 4:33 PM The players at Man United are big headed selfish bastards. Unless they get a manager who wants to play the way they direct no cooperation.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 10th August 2026, 8:13 AM

Mal says not to worry, Fulham have mugged Real Madrid for two of their finest. One of them cost nearly £8 million.?
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 5:55 PM Never said not to worry Mr Pundit , get your facts right!
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 6:25 PM Mal can’t make his mind up. He’s either not worried the two Castile players are good business or he is. So far it’s 2 in and 5 out this summer from an already small squad and the season is days away.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 8:17 PM Keith seems to post the first thing that enters his brain, whether true or false, sad really.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 7:35 AM Mixture of forecast, lies and some truth is what social media is about, what do you expect. All you can do is correct the lies with truth if you know it. The trouble with transfer fees is that Fulham never tell what they have paid or received so all we ever hear are media guesses.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 09th August 2026, 11:59 AM A football manager once said you won’t win nothing with kids think in our case he’s right !
posted by Ipipitombl (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 7:27 AM

You can’t get it in the U.K.
posted by Realistic (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 6:54 PM There are ways for your computer to appear be somewhere else than it really is, which means it can use things in that place.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 09th August 2026, 12:54 PM

Always the way. Nothing changes at Fulham, got to wait for the last minute bargains near their sell by dates.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 2:20 PM You mean the two players from Real Madrid !
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 3:34 PM We don’t leave it until the last minute to sign (bargains). We do it to save millions on salary payments to keep us in line with FFP (or whatever it’s called now). We’ve signed three young players already though bringing the average age of the squad right down.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 3:50 PM Nope, bargain basement Fulham. Every year. Two stiffs from Madrid don’t make a summer.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 4:59 PM You gotta be small bentford Mr Pundit.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 6:24 PM Yeah but they do pretty well in the transfer market. Far better than Fulham.
posted by Realistic (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 6:56 PM So much better ? That’s why they only finished one point ahead of us last season !
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 7:01 PM Their wage bill is 2 thirds of Fulham’s. Never mind, the two Real Madrid reserves will see us right. Mal said so.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 8:10 PM Still getting your facts wrong small bentford.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 8:17 PM No one listens to racists and their claptrap. 2 Madrid players, what a moron.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 1:19 PM Dinghy for Mr Pundit.
posted by The real Mal (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 1:22 PM More racist piffle from Real Maldrid.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 2:08 PM Two can play at that game sonny , hope you can swim !
posted by Keith punjab (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 3:45 PM

Don’t worry yet as you said friendly. Don’t like playing team in friendlys we’ve got coming up soon in competitive match know bit daft rather not win that, time to worry if they beat us at home again. Yes corners were appalling in. And still can’t defend them that must get sorted
posted by DMk (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 8:51 PM Have you seen our neighbours' results in friendlies down the road? I would be more worried if i were a Chelsea supporter.
posted by OWEN - Friday 07th August 2026, 9:00 PM That lot down the road, have been playing far better teams than we have Owen, so there is no comparison. Palace, by the way, lost 2-0 to Bromley, previously, so where does that put us ? All I hope is, if Charles is interested in joining us, he wasn't watching yesterday's performance. We have so many potential strikers that can score goals, but when are they going to start doing so. We also desperately need a midfield General.
posted by THE CRAVEN (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 7:50 AM Well then the test is to play Bromley in a friendly and if we lose 3 - 0 you must be correct. i understand your intelligent logic now.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 9:26 AM Even though I totally agree that we now need to concentrate on midfield and defence, but the goals will come.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 11:28 AM

So, what you are saying in short is either sell up and build flats, or give it a go which is presumably what has been going on for 100 years plus.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 12:06 PM Nice of you to tell him know what he’s saying. I bet he hadn’t a clue.
posted by Joe Blow (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 12:26 PM Build flats why are people saying that it was years ago. Since then. The Johnny Haynes stand and cottage are protected buildings. And the land is also protected and can only be used as a sports facility. Don’t let the facts spoil a good story. But it’s been over done boring
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 1:32 PM So if they keep the cottage and the facia of the Haynes stand and put a gym in the flats they’ll be fine?
posted by Steve Black (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 1:55 PM The missed point of my response is that if we are going to be pessimistic every time make changes are made then we may as well give in. It's always a gamble for every club. We got to mid table for a couple of seasons, so I say onwards and upwards Lets drag some hope into the hammy and riverside stands and make some noise, and just maybe one day the riverside might follow suit. Although that is a tall order.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 2:12 PM Bigger clappers?
posted by Chris Kelly (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 2:21 PM I never really liked Marco two defensive midfielders as this meant virtually all our attacks came from the wing. With attacking wingers and attacking midfielders we should see chances coming from all directions which will upside opposition. That combined with a consistent goal scoring striker should mean a better season that we could really expect.
posted by The Time Is Now - Friday 07th August 2026, 4:03 PM And so many missed opportunities eventually gets into the psyche of the defence.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 5:34 PM It’ll be more of the same with a few new faces.
posted by Sid Putney (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 7:09 PM Good point you made TTIN about Marco being too defensive with the setup of Berg and Lukic. I coul see his way of thinking if you consider the big clubs dominating the midfield and i think the thought was that Berg and Lukic would stem the flow. It seems a blow if both Berg and Lukic are sold but in a new system we should be more free-flowing in the middle. Ball possession is important and i think a new way of thinking and new ideas are needed. I don't understand the negatives about the Arbeola appointment, i think it is a genius idea by the Khans and a new approach was needed. If Berg is staying, i would be happy but we shouldn't play both together and there is no need now we have a glut of decent potential attacking players.
posted by OWEN - Friday 07th August 2026, 8:19 PM

So?
posted by Stu Kinthepast (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 8:32 AM Celtic did a day light robbery on Hearts to claim the title last season. So, Hearts should be the Scottish champion. However, if they were to play in the league One, would they finish in top 3. I doubt it! Just shows the quality of football in Scotland!!!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 8:33 AM So?
posted by D Obvious (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 11:38 AM What!
posted by Ras Michael. (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 6:32 AM Scottish football really is not a test for anyone, except Bishops Park Juniors.
posted by Realistic (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 7:01 PM

I agree have always been an admirer of Lukic, may have been held back a bit by Silva. Personally I would keep him, unless he is desperate ro leave as we don’t know what goes on behind scenes. Would be a massive loss, the same as Diop, but many on this board will probably be glad. Let’s hope we have lined up replacements
posted by Sussexcol (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 7:45 PM I ageee with other true FFC fans I would keep Lucic, would have keot Diop, got rid of Ansersin along with Cairney
posted by Bob (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 10:11 PM More insight from Bob. You’re not a Fulham fan if you disagree with him. Must be a Labour supporter, or Green Party devotee.
posted by Kemi Goodenoch (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 10:49 PM Palacios has the number 8 shirt. You don’t give a player a first team shirt number and not play him and I doubt Lucic would like to warm the bench. If you think about it, he has had one good half season and as people on this board constantly remind us, our squad is aging and needs youth. Well now we have it in abundance with him and the KGB frontline ;0)
posted by MST (Moderator) - Friday 07th August 2026, 6:08 AM Think Berge is a better all round player than Sasa but with 5 substitutions allowed he would of got some match time not sure that we need both on the pitch personally.With all these transfers/releases you never know what goes on behind the scenes.Also at 29 he is probably trying to secure he’s future been a decent buy for us generally.
posted by Chief (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 6:19 AM Lukic only has one year left on his contract and suspect he's not prepared to resign. He's not exactly the fastest player in the midfield and can't always rely of a yellow card to stop a counter attack. So, the question is if he's worth £14m a year (transfer fee + salary)?? I'd rather sell and refresh the squad with a new £20m player (like Charles from Southampton). So, good business i think!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 8:24 AM He was recommended by his international team mate Mitrovic of course.
posted by The Time Is Now - Friday 07th August 2026, 10:36 AM You give new players numbers available, it was Wilsons number of course. Most team have very high numbers in their first team. It is not horse for courses anymore it is available number to players.
posted by The Time Is Now - Friday 07th August 2026, 10:40 AM High Numbers. Great band from West London. Grrrrreeat! Geddit?
posted by Pop Picker (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 11:40 AM Why worry about Lukic? Have you seen the glut of attacking midfielders we have coming? Our only worry is to dominate and keep the ball a lot more than we have been doing and Arbeola will implement that system. Out with the old and in with the new. Keep it simple guys. Up here for thinking and 'feets for dancing' simples!!!
posted by OWEN - Friday 07th August 2026, 8:45 PM

It is easy money sitting on that seat.
posted by The Time Is Now - Friday 07th August 2026, 10:41 AM Fifa has been a suspect organisation for years. I myself couldn’t quite see what the recent fuss about with his inviting investors. But his pandering to Trump, culminating in the ridiculous scene of the bending the suspension rules of the USA’s Balogun, proves Infant’s unworthiness to be the leader of any football organisation. I think that bothers fans more.
posted by peterjeremy - Friday 07th August 2026, 10:41 AM

I have loads of questions like that…..where does all the rubber go as tyres wear out? 130 years of traffic with gazillions of cars, lorrys, buses, etc. all wearing out tyres on the roads so where does all that worn rubber go. Also, where are all the dead birds? Billions of birds in Britain alone with an average lifespan of five years, it should be raining dead birds so where are they all?
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 8:12 AM Why have I not had a cold since COVID?
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 8:58 AM Do men all dress the same because the clothing range is limited or because men like to dress the same.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 06th August 2026, 9:07 AM You never see a dead seagull...and I live on the seaside.
posted by Jock Ben Gun. (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 10:38 AM Any chance of a dead parrot!
posted by General Jip Jo. (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 10:46 AM Maybe that masks working Tibor. And Jock I’ve currently got a dead seagull on my roof. They do exist or don’t depending on your interpretation.
posted by Observer (Guest) - Saturday 08th August 2026, 7:06 PM Tyre rubber in your lungs MST and all the dead birds are scavenged by everything from foxes, rats, stoats, martins down to ants and creepy crawlies. Nothing last long.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Sunday 09th August 2026, 10:52 AM It is difficult to reuse plastic because it is a compound. Scientists are trying to find a way to reuse plastic and rubber cheaper and extensively but it will take a while as at the moment it is not economically viable.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 09th August 2026, 1:15 PM Why do we recycle plastics then? Is it some big con by the authorities? Of course plastics can be recycled just not all, Google single use. All rubber can be recycled, that is to assume it is natural rubber.
posted by Observer (Guest) - Monday 10th August 2026, 6:49 AM

Gary Brazil.
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 6:00 AM Is Muniz not the worst?
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 06th August 2026, 10:00 AM Are you related to Professor Cambridge?
posted by Daniel Dan. (Guest) - Friday 07th August 2026, 1:16 PM

Don’t forget the full stop Tony!
posted by Mal (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 7:19 PM Arnie was good in Kindergarten Cop.
posted by Gary Poptart (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 7:51 PM My answers are.. no, and what. And the bit about the kindergarten.....thanks tor the info.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 7:58 PM Is Tony John all one word? Are you related to Tony Khan?
posted by Ben Ojuka. (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 4:39 AM Beautiful British name Ben!
posted by Al Murray (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 5:45 AM This site is open to anyone I thought, young, old, stupid or clever for example.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 06th August 2026, 6:36 AM On the ball as usual Time.
posted by Albert Conkers. (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 7:08 AM Which one are you Mr Time?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 5:49 PM All of them at times like most people.
posted by The Time Is Now - Friday 07th August 2026, 6:00 AM

I also forgot , think about how Marco never put tom cairney up front ! Mind you we was struggling in the championship when he joined , thinking kit Symon's!!!? Of all people. Oh well, heads down and into the wind I say !!
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 1:50 PM Get an electric scooter like the raspberries use and sit with a blanket and a Bovril. Just don’t jump up when they score. Fly down Stevenage Road, after pop it in the boot and jobs a good’un.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 8:24 PM I am sure they could do something about those steep steps in the Haynes stand. Every age struggles or falls down them.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 06th August 2026, 6:38 AM Keith ,were do u get your humour from? a skip may be?,just remember my position, or just sit down on the edge of a row in J/H stand and wait for it, sooner or later some nice person young or old will deposit themselves in your lap,lucky u.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 12:32 PM First post on here not mine again.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 12:34 PM Correction second post.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 12:35 PM That wasnt me.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 10:43 PM

I suspect you’re not impressed with them John:))
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 11:49 AM IRay Charles would be a good signing.
posted by Georgy A (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 3:17 PM PORTSMOUTH!
posted by Old Fratten. (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 4:42 AM It’s Fratton.
posted by Al (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 5:47 AM It’s fat ‘un. I should know.
posted by Jo Brand (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 10:16 AM Lord Charles !
posted by Sue Widge (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 7:07 PM

Forgot Sess, but good chance he of to fenerbache, so we got probs with few weeks to season start robbo sess kevin berge all wavering on a move.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 11:13 AM May I remind you that your mitre and crozier were confiscated this time last year for spreading false information regarding our club. For the rest of our members please note you are now just a Deacon. Personally, I am looking forward to the forthcoming season with a mixture of excitement and trepidation. Like many others I will be brushing up on my Spanish in order that I can hurl abuse at the television when things go wrong. I believe that it was obvious Marco was going to jump ship and thank him for providing us with a team capable, at times, of holding our own with the best. However, at the same time, he became an unsettling influence on the players which resulted in our failure to gain a place in Europe. My one hope is we get rid of Andersen who must be stripped of being captain and shipped out to one of the promoted teams. I welcome the influx of new young players and urge everyone to get behind the team and encourage the new players with a chorus of Ole’s.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 1:05 PM For your info according to westminster mafia they are well pleased with my seminars on the club so be more respectful.IN flux of who??????what about he exodus that could happen?,
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 1:14 PM

John terry spent a lot of. Time in the posh seats maybey he’s being pushed forward
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:32 PM To be honest the way the F A is run they’re all corrupt,Man City still messing about no ban no points deduction it’s a joke just like FIFA should let fans run it
posted by Chief (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 4:26 PM JohnC, unfortunately, there was a damming article stating Wegner had betrayed football by his close association with Infintino so I think we need to ensure that the next President is squeaky clean. Personally, I would look outside of football and go for a respectable business man.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 5:59 PM I think TRUMP WANTS IT
posted by DMK (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 9:52 PM Messi incoming
posted by Ted (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 4:03 AM Shouldn’t be messi , should be straightforward.
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 6:18 AM They want an old leader will look after football and wont have time to think up an other money awful making making scheme.
posted by The Time Is Now - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 9:00 AM Woy, Harry, Sam? One honest one out of three not bad. They’ll be hard pressed to find someone honest enough to fit the bill. How about Jacob Rees Mogg? He comes across as honest, but doesn’t know a f*** about football. Can’t see that as a hinderance none of the current lot do either.
posted by Onserver (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 11:57 AM Seb Coe
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 2:59 PM Possible, he has the right experience and connections, but he’s English, that might not go down well with the African nations. A lot of resentment there.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 5:22 PM The FIFA committee have a agreed that their leader is wonderful expect when he makes mistakes, which they forgive him for.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 06th August 2026, 9:12 AM

Agree. Worst away kit since the baby green poo one.
posted by Ted (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 1:40 AM Should have used the black & red stripe design from the 1975 cup run.
posted by Krebs. (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 4:33 AM We never played well in nice kits
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 11:28 AM Ugly attire confuses the opposition especially if they are dim. Reading some of the posts on here, I'm not surprised so many don't like the shirt.
posted by Lou (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 11:39 AM You talking about me?
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:49 PM Moan, moan, moan, if you hate everything Fulham do why continue to support them?
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 2:24 PM No Tim. Never.
posted by Lou (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 2:46 PM Cheers Lou.
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 7:05 AM

Excellent news!! Happy days!!
posted by Your Dad (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 9:21 PM Exciting times , who’s next in
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 5:21 AM Exciting but come with a bit of a risk. neither players have much first team experience and will take a bit of adjusting to the physical and the speed in the Premier league! We are still lacking a few players, especially if we are shipping out Lukic and Anderson.
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 7:33 AM I've never seen anyone adjust to speed. You either have it, or you don't.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 10:25 AM Every signing we make is risky as we cannot afford no risk purchases like the big clubs do. Saying that they spend big money on flops.
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 2:29 PM

Why this match ? Manure fan ?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 6:48 PM Shortside you say? Would that be Norman Shortside?
posted by Wee Jimmy Krankie (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 7:33 PM Fulham fan. not manure. I am going to be in the UK that weekend and was looking for some advice on where to sit.
posted by Timothy (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 3:44 PM A proper Fulham fan would have no idea re shortside, please explain.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 4:36 PM Last time I went to a game I used to sit on the grass behind the goal
posted by Reg (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 5:47 PM Im a Fulham member and live overseas. This match will be particularly difficult for you to get any tickets and i will probably be able to get the last available. Of course you can go online and pay a really stupid price .But for what you will be asked to pay you can reserve any of the cheper (but expensive) hospitality options without having to queue. Good luck.
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 6:20 PM Tim , why this particular game ?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 7:06 AM Because that’s when he’s in the UK. If he’s not here he can’t go.
posted by D Obvious (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 10:46 AM So he says !
posted by Mal (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 10:49 AM Sticks out like a sore thumb that he’s manure mr Obvious.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 10:51 AM You asked why this particular game, not who he supported.
posted by D Obvious (Guest) - Thursday 06th August 2026, 11:54 AM

Definitely, what Fulham need are some players in their mid 30s.
posted by Starter Warldorf (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 4:38 PM Good enough for Chelsea but not us!
posted by Jim (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 8:17 PM True
posted by Iptombi (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:34 PM Chelsea pensioners
posted by Dellers (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:48 PM

Nope!
posted by jed (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 3:38 PM Christ, maybe it's not meant to appeal to 60 year old men with a bitter taste of wokeness in him mouths
posted by Paul (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 6:11 PM Has the look of a field of poppies blowing gently in a Flanders field
posted by John Bull (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 7:35 PM Looks good to me, prefer it to the pink
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 8:10 PM

The clubs around us are in a different level from us in what they can afford to spend on players. We spend a £100m our squad value will still be well below theirs as we have a lot of older players who are not worth much.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 03rd August 2026, 2:29 PM

He was also a bad coach at FULHAM WHO UPSET PLAYERS UNDER SANCHEZ BOTH WERE SACKED AND NEVER HAVE A GOOD WORD TO SAY ABOUT FULHAM
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 9:01 AM Just another pundit sniping from the side.
posted by Krebs. (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 12:16 PM Who?
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 1:50 PM

I always fly EasyJet when going to Spain , never rained on any of my flights.
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 2:50 PM 20 Players? About all Fulham can afford. No filter tips at the Cottage.
posted by Ben Sonnenedges (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 7:01 PM Difficult Jet went bankrupt.
posted by Stelios (Guest) - Wednesday 05th August 2026, 7:54 PM

We can expect a sudden inrush of Moroccans too!
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 12:21 PM Morocco young men have seen and read the brochure which is a lie. You come to England and get a free house and money. The harsh reality is, low level migrants with no education if they get here will most likely work in a chicken factory plucking chickens which most of them will not like to do. If you work here you need 40 years of stamps working to get a full state pension and that is the reality. Morocco isn't the most poorest in the world. All it needs is a proper leader or president who isn't corrupt, etc etc. A lot of young men born here and coming here would not care to pick up a spade and even dig potatoes at 4.00am in the morning and that's what proper hard working farmers try to do along with various farm work for a living. People want an easy life now that doesn't exist and you will find that England for all it's attractions ain't easy street. You are born, you grow up, you work 40 years, you retire a few years then you pass away and the next generation gets a go. Nuff said!!!
posted by OWEN - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 1:20 PM The highlights of the final foreign was very odd, we scored two penalties and the kicks were shown put the ball in the net was not. on both occasions the team celebrated which was a good clue.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 1:21 PM All vape shops should be closed down , disgusting habit.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 5:25 PM Strange when they started to get arrested and told they’d not get to stay or any free stuff most of them went back.
posted by John Bull (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 6:16 PM The UK is not quite like you said Owen, if for any reason you cannot work you are given benefits that compensate and give you a income to just about survive on.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 03rd August 2026, 6:03 AM Would you if a young Moroccan would rather sell trinkets in the south of France to bikini clad young ladies or pluck dead chickens in a shed in Lincoln know what I would rather don
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:44 PM The Moroccan farce was instigated by Trump because he’s pissed with Spain. . They all went home the next day. Migrants do not act like wildebeest.
posted by Dellers (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:56 PM

I am quietly confident we will be fighting relegation by Christmas at this rate.
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 12:23 PM Other battery sizes are available.
posted by Dick Tesla (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 12:38 PM Turkey's for Christmas Uncle Ted?
posted by Ben Ojuka. (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 5:12 PM I hope we do well with AA. Our next manager should have the initials RAC or AAA.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 03rd August 2026, 6:06 AM Ted, have you ever posted something which wasn’t totally negative?
posted by Roger (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 10:46 AM Yeah...one half of of an AA
posted by Big Dave (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 1:53 PM

Chelsea have been a big club. They get treated differently. How have Man C got away with it for so long, because they are big club. The rich always get a it cant be them treatment, it applies in virtually any area of our society and is a continuing vestige of class bias.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 6:13 AM It’s not just money but Middle Eastern money that talks. The FA won’t want to upset the sand moguls.
posted by Todd Smarty (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 12:42 PM How come Chelscum are still signing players despite a transfer ban, if it had been a team out of the supposed top 6 (Tottenham) they would have been docked points as well as having a fine and transfer ban, total joke. I really hope we kick there asses at first game
posted by Bob (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 10:50 PM I agree with ttin, and I have noticed that it is always worse when there is a left wing government. Left wingers are all so biased.
posted by Stan (Guest) - Monday 03rd August 2026, 7:43 AM It’s the same the whole world. Over the rich get the pleasure and. The poor that get the pain ! ( think I coiuld make a song with them words in !!
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:49 PM

I used to book viewings for expensive houses I’d neither the means nor intention of buying but it gave me a lovely warm glow thinking that other people imagined I was a man of means.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 10:48 AM Portugal is not a top footballing nation, the Premier League is the best in the World. Players who looked good in Portugal may be like players who look brilliant in the Championship do cut in the PL.
posted by The Time Is Now - Saturday 01st August 2026, 12:38 PM Portugal ranked 7th in the world , England 4th.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 1:15 PM The players come from the Portuguese league not the international team.
posted by The Time Is Now - Saturday 01st August 2026, 7:39 PM https://www.givemesport.com/most-valuable-squads-in-football-soccer/
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 11:22 AM The total value of Fulham's squad is £301m.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 1:31 PM We have the fourth least expensive squad. Only the three promoted clubs are below us. We need a big injection of quality players Spanish or otherwise or we will be in trouble as AA might not be as good as Marco in getting the best out of the limited squad in size and class.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 03rd August 2026, 10:01 AM Bit sad that Keith
posted by Ipotombi (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:50 PM

I wonder if Mr Trump would be good in this position
posted by Lord Haw-Haw (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 8:09 AM Arsene Wenger sat in the background and said nothing …. Shameful
posted by Brain Doctor (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 8:46 AM Get rid. Good riddance! He's probably stashed up his Swiss bank account with dubious money- He'll be ok and he's got his buddy Trump!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 11:24 AM Perhaps he will become America's first foreign president. Trump seems to be able change virtually any USA law except the constitutional ones.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 11:25 AM Strangely enough all the main opponents of the scheme at FIFA rejected it before they even saw any details so were objecting to something they knew nothing about. It’s a solid bet that another similar plan will be proposed by the new bloke after Infantino is ousted which will be agreed after all the major players have had their nest eggs and pensions topped up.
posted by George Sorrows (Guest) - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 12:50 PM They know enough about Gianni Infantino to realise any plan he devises will be designed to make him rich and that is all it is for
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 1:34 PM

I hope that the new manager is good at improving players as our previous manager was very good at that but never seemed to get anywhere with the two players you mentioned.
posted by The Time Is Now - Saturday 01st August 2026, 5:54 AM With two solid friendlies I believe it is and of pre season training time still to go, leaves us time to gel a bit. Mid table finish with a good cup run or two this season. If the fans do their bit on top and with a bit of luck maybe more. Either way we look set to enjoy exciting fast paced footie and lots of goals.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 8:03 AM Owen, I think that you are being rather over optimistic, about our coming season, and Muniz in particular. Obviously I do hope that you are right, and things turn out fine for us under AA, but I can foresee a dreadful start to the season, which will take some time to recover from. Of course with a couple of decent signings, that haven't happened so far, despite rumour after rumour. Day after day, we read that new signings are going to happen either tomorrow, or next week, but while we fiddle, like Rome burns, other clubs just get on with it. I can't be the only one feeling so frustrated, but it's all part of our clubs dreadful summer transfer history. K
posted by THE CRAVEN (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 8:21 AM I agree with the Craven. It is all bad news, we are doomed, we must go down, we are useless in just about every sense. I like you Craven am changing my allegiance so I can be optimistic.
posted by Lou (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 10:10 AM Yes. How dare a Fulham supporter become optimistic.
posted by Scott (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 10:50 AM I would disagree but nothing would make me happier Owen is correct and we are wrong. Firstly, Muniz would make a great Youtube profile with some of the good goals he has scored. However, look deeper, he's probably the least technical player I have seen coming here from Brazil. ESR - very technical and even gifted. But he's got a stamina issue and added to this his lazy body language, he will never be the player he could be, which is a shame! I hope they both proof you correct and me wrong next season, cos they have been weakest links so far.
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 11:30 AM Muniz is slow, no acceleration. He can only be a target player, and that is not enough.
posted by Yo-Yo (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 3:25 PM Muniz is slow, no acceleration. He can only be used as a target player, and that is not enough.
posted by Yo-Yo (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 3:30 PM Muniz is slow, no acceleration. He can only be used as a target player, and that is not enough.
posted by Op Kallas (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 3:32 PM A Fulham supporter has to be optimistic otherwise he will kill himself. Every season I expect something good to happen. it rarely. Have any other team that has spent so long in the top division not won any thing since their foundation.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 02nd August 2026, 11:29 AM

Nope!
posted by MST (Moderator) - Friday 31st July 2026, 4:22 PM he's destined for Brentford and playing in the reserves with Fabio.
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 4:42 PM No, we can do better and he’s not welcome here either
posted by Dellers (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 5:02 PM Steer clear of this traitor of a player. Seems a nasty piece of work.
posted by AC (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 5:14 PM Let him rot, he deserves it. He always wound us up when playing for the opposition after Fulham found him and nurtured him into the player that Liverpool bought at a price that didn’t match Fulham’s valuation. It was clear that his head was turned he wanted to be with a ‘bigger club’, well he is or isn’t he?
posted by Fulham4Ever (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 5:34 PM We’re only signing Spaniards. No inglese need apply.
posted by Jose Canyousee (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 5:38 PM Harvey, you and Fabio and others made bad decisions years ago. Fabio I would have back but not Harvey
posted by Tonyjohn (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 1:03 AM An anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) injury is a long term one that Fabio picked up sadly and it is a long wait to recovery for a young guy. Sessegnon was very fortunate to come back to Fulham and i think that this is what Fabio needs right now, a home team with familiar surroundings but sadly we can't accommodate everyone who has left.
posted by OWEN - Saturday 01st August 2026, 5:29 AM Not Sure he’s still at little bees
posted by Ipotombi (Guest) - Tuesday 04th August 2026, 12:52 PM

Latest from Sky Sports News' James Cole: Fulham have agreed a double deal with Real Madrid to sign Gonzalo Garcia and Cesar Palacios. Sky Sports News understands Fulham have committed to paying a combined fee of £42.3m (€50m) for the duo, who have both come through Real Madrid's academy. Garcia, a 22-year-old striker, who was top scorer at the Club World Cup last summer, is set to move for around £34m. Meanwhile, Palacios, an 18-year-old midfielder who made his senior debut for Real Madrid in January, is costing Fulham around £8.5m. New Fulham head coach Alvaro Arbeloa has been a driving force behind these two deals, as he is familiar with both players from his time at Real Madrid as first-team coach and working in the academy.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Friday 31st July 2026, 12:40 PM The Gonzalo Garcia Transfer was sports headlines yesterday on varios spanish national and local tv stations as a confirmed transaction. As per mute on the FFC Website i assume it will continue that way for a few days unless somebody wips over a few ffc shirts to Madrid. On a seperate note and to calm down the Skepticals on this issue,it is a calculated risk with which i personally feel very excited about. For youngsters to brake into the Real madrid A team is extremely difficult and its customary every year for them to loan out many of the home grown talents to championship or lower quality la liga teams.
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 1:55 PM I know nuuthing...
posted by Manuel (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 3:01 PM Riverside Stand now serving Franco Fritters...
posted by Krebs. (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 6:48 PM On a Friday night ?
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 7:29 PM Will Real Madrid Regret Letting Gonzalo Go? Real Madrid ‘Sell’ Two Gems to Alvaro Arbeloa’s Fulham—And They Might Regret It I love reading these headlines and i think we will be good to go this season.
posted by OWEN - Friday 31st July 2026, 8:05 PM Can they keep the Spanish and Portuguese players from fighting each other? Lot of tension to be avoided.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 8:21 PM Why would they fight each other?
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 6:31 AM

It's all great news,. I'm not expecting too much too soon. But I am hugely optimistic in a way that I am not used to with Fulham.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 8:52 AM Silva just sold central defender think Anderson on his way out? Now dioppe gone are we a bit lightweight. In that department under
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 9:53 AM

Good manager but not for us. He wouldn’t gave wanted to join anyway.
posted by Dellers (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 5:10 AM Not for us, I'm pleased to say. Eddie Howe has had his day, and Newcastle, have seen the light.
posted by AC (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 6:00 AM Howe looks completely exhausted and knackered. He needs a year break. I am sure Fulham have sounded him out in the before appointing Arbeloa. But Now as have a new manager and a new approach to game, it could be exciting!
posted by johnC (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 7:15 AM Surprised he lasted so long there Cup win and euro gave him a lifeline
posted by Ipiyombi (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 9:54 AM In my opinion Eddie Howe, is a very good football person, and as pointed out, looks like he needs a break from the game, as a manager of a big club like Newcastle, must be a very big responsibility. No doubt he will come back eventually, and maybe another Premier League club will give him another chance to prove his worth, as he did at Bournemouth. Good luck to him, as he seems like a nice guy.
posted by LTS (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 9:56 AM His teams play good football but he’s only 48 and looks 10 years older. I can see him in a dugout somewhere getting de fibbed. He’s better off taking the pundit route or an admin role with the FA.
posted by Keith Pundit (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 6:20 PM Eddie Howe is too emotional when the chips are down and i doubt would be a good fit for Fulham around the Khans and the way we do things. Can you imagine the meltdowns over transfers etc etc.
posted by OWEN - Saturday 01st August 2026, 5:42 AM

Seems a bit odd for a team with such big expectations
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 9:03 PM

We have a King size.
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 4:00 PM Size does not matter. She told me.
posted by Willy (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 4:25 PM A few years ago , after having a skinful , I strolled into a chiropodist and for some reason I pulled my dick out , the nurse said that’s not a foot and I said it’s a good nine inches!
posted by Ray (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 4:36 PM So the nurse was correct.
posted by Milly meeter (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 5:11 PM Guest, please grow up.. Your reply is not at all funny or clever, you are a very silly person.. Grow Up
posted by Rob Clark (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 5:55 PM I’m silly to made me laugh thanks lads
posted by DMK (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 6:15 PM Rob , you are one miserable g*t !
posted by Ray (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 6:17 PM Sorry Rob. My jokes will get funnier, and I promise to keep trying.
posted by Guest (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 6:19 PM What do you call a three foot tall Jamaican ? A yardie !
posted by Ray (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 6:25 PM A very rare beast
posted by Lloyd (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 6:54 PM Cmon rob lighten up !! ( miserable sod )
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 8:51 PM I had to quit my job at the chess pieces factory because they put me on Knights.
posted by Rook Castle (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 9:14 PM A man’s sex life is like his bank account, once he withdraws he loses interest.
posted by Ray (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 6:22 AM Depends what position I like big defenders and midfielders best attackers need pace let’s be honest. We have some pacy attackers
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 10:00 AM

€70-80m - wow! Where’s the money coming from and I hope the Arbeola is correct that he’s a raw diamond! I’d be interested to know if another mid table club ever spent this amount on a single player!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 12:28 PM Thought that was for the two of them ???.
posted by pointless (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 12:38 PM Cesar Palacios next in line 10m.
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 12:50 PM The €80m is for Palacios and Gonzalo combined.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 1:17 PM how can they run if they are combined
posted by otto (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 4:18 PM Siamese twins, twice the chance of heading in a winner
posted by Two faced (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 4:51 PM Chelsea have and there mid table
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 8:53 PM From our owners who some of our ill in formed fans moan about they have provided the finance to propell us and keep us in the prem which in turns earns us cash to keep afloat
posted by Ipitomi (Guest) - Friday 31st July 2026, 10:04 AM

So all you people like giving dosh to the goverment ,dosh you already paid tax on????just because you decided to buy a house.Not one remark ?/ how so british.but however+ do answer a remark on the wheel tappers and shunters club or such brain food coyw.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Saturday 01st August 2026, 11:28 AM

Lez get the gramer rite thirst then pretent to bee mafermatisians...
posted by Oxford boy (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 2:08 PM His maffs look pretty good to me
posted by Einssteine (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 8:55 PM

It’s called capitalism. Nothing wrong with making money as long as it’s legal and you pay your taxes.
posted by Randy Sternum (Guest) - Wednesday 29th July 2026, 7:16 PM It's wrong
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Thursday 30th July 2026, 10:28 AM