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Monday 01st June 2020, 6:55 PM



 
I have just emailed Fulham FC to direct my refund for the QPR tickets (x2) to the Fulham Foundation. This is a very tough time for charities. I hope one or two of you can also do the same - even just one of the remaining matches. Some of you probably wouldn't miss the refund and you will likely get a chance to watch the game anyway. So let's kick of the week being generous! Think of the vulnerable kids!
 
 
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Does anyone know when kongolo was ment to be back I think he would play decent beside hector
 
 
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Trump holed up in a bunker... Which other fascist took too a bunker in 1945?
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Said he watched the protesters from the White House... Does the BUNKER have a periscope?
posted by Fake Donny (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 2:03 PM
 
Jeremy Corbin with Diane Abbott?
posted by Tony R (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 2:44 PM
 
Tony R , it says bunker not bunk up !
posted by Pete (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 4:32 PM
 
Must get me reading glasses on!
posted by Tony R (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 5:02 PM
 
You must be talking about Mussolini, Hitler was a socialist. You sound like a typical know nothing big mouth left winger.
posted by Smith (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 12:54 AM
 
From Wikipedia: "Nazism is a form of fascism, with disdain for liberal democracy and the parliamentary system. It incorporates fervent antisemitism, anti-communism, scientific racism," I wonder what kind of know nothing sort of winger you are...
posted by Jones (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 4:27 AM
 
Alas Smith and Jones , wasn’t that a comedy programme from the 1980s ?
posted by Pete (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 5:05 AM
 
Alias Smith and Jones was a western programme from the 1970s !
posted by Pete (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 5:07 AM
 
Your both right idiots!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 7:39 AM
 
Hitlers political party was called the National Socalist Party. Donald Trump holds a Bible.
posted by Smith (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 9:10 AM
 
A Nazi is a member of the National Socialist German Workers Party.
posted by Smith (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 9:17 AM
 
First name wolfie is it ? idiot!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 10:30 AM
 
What's in a name? One of the least democratic regimes in the World is officially known as The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea. The one party state in East Germany was called the German Democratic Republic and you wouldn't believe what the F in Brentford F.C. stands for.
posted by Old Bloke (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 11:32 AM
 
I like it ‘Old Bloke’, what a great answer, I bow to your knowledge and experience.
posted by Smith (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 11:43 AM
 
Good post old bloke, made me laught too
posted by Deano (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 3:12 PM
 
Think Trump fancies a spot on Mt Rushmore ! My Vesuvius probably suit him better !
posted by John (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 4:07 PM
 
Or even Mt Vesuvius
posted by John (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 4:11 PM
 
 
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Monday 01st June 2020, 11:19 AM



 
A couple of people have raised the question about players coming back from the C-19 lockdown and the issues therein i.e. fitness levels. I think we may benefit from this unexpected break, because our most important player (Mitro) struggles towards the back end of the season and therefore may come back recharged and sharper than what he would have been if the season had gone to schedule. Can’t help feel that the same may apply to Knockaert
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I was having a chat with a die hard Leeds fan yesterday who told me any home adavntage for them has been totally lost when they play us. 35,000 home fans would be an intimidating atmaosphere, zero fans is a very different propsect.
posted by Marbella White 1 - Monday 01st June 2020, 11:44 AM
 
Very true, but an expectant 35,000 crowd can also put pressure on the players which may contributed to past season’s failings?
posted by Flapjack - Monday 01st June 2020, 12:13 PM
 
I see SUPER-COMPUTER making their predictions put Leeds & WBA for automatic promotion,and they give the 3rd place to the Bees,playoff positions being Brentford Fulham PNE & Millwall BuzziB COMPUTER SAYS Fulham knocked out first round,Brentford beating PNE in final.so season 20/21 The Bees Premiership (earning lots of dosh) Fulham selling off their best players.HA Ha
posted by BuzziB (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 5:37 PM
 
Small ground , small fan base , small bentford, dream on boy .
posted by Ted (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 6:28 PM
 
You need it more than us ( not that your getting anything !!
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 7:39 PM
 
Don't like predictions but in the transfer window you will probably loose the forward trio that you call BMW,then you will be in the s..t
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 8:02 PM
 
Why would the BMW trio leave when they will be playing Premiership football.
posted by BuzziB (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 11:02 PM
 
All comes down to Parker. In rewatching the Derby and Villa matches, AK’s impact is undeniable. He has improved since then, and needs to start in the coming matches. He was good enough for Slav to start him at Wembley. Knockaert hasn’t delivered, Cav has been up and down. Bobby Reid has a high work rate, really fights for the team. TC pulls the strings, and then it’s about the others. Onomah can’t start, based on contribution to date, so then it’s Arter, StefJo, KMac, Harrison Reed. I like Arter and StefJo - both battlers, both two-way players. We’ll see who Parker likes, hasn’t been consistent all season.
posted by Drago (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 3:38 AM
 
Bizzy bib , will you still come on here when you don’t get promotion ? Qpr pal of mine says you go on their sites trying to get a reaction, when all you do is give them a good laugh , which is what you do on here , lol !
posted by Bee Swatter (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 7:47 AM
 
Of course i will be on here in several months time TO GLOAT.
posted by BuzzieB (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 4:33 PM
 
Very much doubt it , but like I've said , your silly comments do give us a good laugh on here! And what's this about , in a poll,most small bentford fans are extremely unhappy with the new Lego stadium , lol !
posted by Bee Swatter (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 4:42 PM
 
 
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Like a clamp closing my chest in, I am in a constant state of suffering and pain. I've sought out therapy but none is capable of understand what I'm going through. Any ideas?
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If your serious mate, a call to your GP. If not ?
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 1:03 PM
 
Don’t panic !
posted by Lance Corporal Jack Jones (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 2:20 PM
 
You stupid boy aiden.
posted by Captain mainwaring (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 7:41 PM
 
 
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Like Gaz and Morty I ventured back on this board save only to say I've greatly missed posting, albeit I have been following what has been a bloody joke over the past 3 weeks. We all know the who's and why's. I will say this, Baz is to be greatly admired and thanked for his staying power and diplomacy and because of him and no-one else, I'm coming back on board. But, make no mistake if we have a repeat performance then I'm off for good. Nice to be back :))))
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Hang in there Bruv, footie will soon be back!
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 9:54 AM
 
Good to see you back MW in what we all hope will be a sustained period of normality!!!
posted by Flapjack - Monday 01st June 2020, 9:54 AM
 
Welcome back idiot!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 10:31 AM
 
I'll take that as a compliment then lol!
posted by Marbella White 1 - Monday 01st June 2020, 11:45 AM
 
MW, hope your well mate. With this virus on everyone’s Mind at the moment it’s good to have forum to chat with fellow fans about what’s going on in the world. There will always be different opinions. On this board now an opinion is considered to be, by certain posters an insult. Again it’s an opinion if some posters think a comment made is ok and others don’t, it’s an opinion. I for one will not be drawn into an argument to back someone’s opinions if I think they are right or not. At this time our task is to make sure we are all well. This board does give people a bit of respite from what is going on at the moment, so hopefully this will be recognised by some posters and allow fellow fans to take their minds off of the chaos in the world at this time. Stay well all Football fans, Stay wee world.
posted by Gaz - Monday 01st June 2020, 1:06 PM
 
Stay well world.
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When do we resume anybody know ?.
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on the Offal it says 20th June - provisional.
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 9:53 PM
 
It says 20th June, provisionally, on the Offal.
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 9:54 PM
 
I'm wondering what the quality of football will be like after such a gap. Players will be rusty. Also, I wonder which two Fulham players were diagnosed with the virus?
posted by The troll (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 7:20 AM
 
It's got to be better than watching Euro96 again idiots!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 8:23 AM
 
I think they vote on the 8th and then we will get the details.
posted by Guy (Guest) - Monday 01st June 2020, 11:12 AM
 
 
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I’m bored with the posts at moment including mine . Best of luck sorting it all out Mods, I will give it a rest and take a look when football is back
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I’m sorry too and don’t want to get involved but can’t help but notice we are still getting endless unprovoked digs at David mostly saying he has ruined the notice board. Surely he will start to reply like anyone and this isn’t going to end.
posted by Guy (Guest) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 6:07 PM
 
For what it is worth I think David read something that annoyed him so complained and was ignored then goaded which really got him angry. I do not see why the few that try to get him going with one even pretending to be him get out of it. We are Fulham supporters, we want to read any news or views on here so why goad someone, in this case David. I do not live in or for this board but I will delete these insults as I see them.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Monday 01st June 2020, 5:28 AM
 
Also Imparial has used his call sign 'Idiot' for some years now so that has become his thing, we have all copped that at one time or another.
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Like a bunch of spoiled kids. Idiots, especially o david, biggest idiot of all !!
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Where have you been lad - we've missed you !
posted by Rob (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 7:40 PM
 
Just when things seemed to be settling down along comes the thing that is imp with more abuse , delete ASAP
posted by George (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 8:24 PM
 
I do not know what to do with this thread, I have left it to show the reaction all this has caused and how it damages, not helps the reputation. I would like it to stop now though.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 5:40 AM
 
Has. If you deleted every post with an insult in it there would be very little left. Suggest you leave such threads unless they get out of hand.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 9:02 AM
 
Sorry. Baz not has. My tablet keyboard is a pain.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 9:05 AM
 
A glimmer of hope that this site will soon be back to " normal "is the fact that we will be able to discuss how well ( or not) we are doing on the pitch. And not forgetting how well ( or not )our manager is doing!
posted by Rob (Guest) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 10:05 AM
 
Baz. Do what you want with this thread. It is clearly designed to not only provoke a reaction from me but also all the anti-daviders. I can however take a few nasty words though if it means your commitment to tidying up the discrimination on this messageboard remains. However, I will also Likely answer back. Imp 2 did all you pleasure come from Discrimination and calling me names, no? Then I haven’t destroyed all the pleasure taken from this site. Yes? Then you are on the wrong site, it’s for Fulham.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 11:24 AM
 
Baz you are a star and a good bloke, I’m impressed with your perseverance . As you will know I have/ had been a contributor on this site for maybe 20/25 years or so. I regret that I have been reduced to a very occasional observer, just to see if there is any interesting Fulham gossip doing the rounds. Every time I log on it’s invariably David or one of his aliases having a verbal punchup with someone or the other. I’m not the only contributor who has given up with the site due to its decline into pseudo political correctness and the right of lunatics to complain about anything that they disagree with. David, Tim, Timmy etc etc have highjacked the forum for their own ends and have genuinely destroyed a lot of people’s enjoyment. I admire your commitment to getting everyone to respect and be tolerant of others views. I regret to say that until the site owners can find a way to exclude people like David, who have very specific agendas, you’ve got no chance. Freedom of speech died when David and his ilk got a computer. Said my bit, wish you well, and all of the genuine Fulham faithful, hope you can resolve the problem, if you don’t there ain’t no point.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 3:23 PM
 
I am one of the fans that left this board, we always had a few weird posters but this is ridiculous. I know that there was always something interesting on this board, now it’s all about one person. I appreciate what Baz is trying to do but cannot see him being successful. I have watched Fulham all my life and have heard players, managers and fans using colourful language and name calling during every match. Football will always be the same. I have no time for racist or homophobic posts or anything else that discriminates people. I must add that because of one poster this board is ruined. I would make everyone become a member, every member to face suspension for discriminatory posts and barred if they persist. The Moderators should decide what they consider to justify suspensions or barring and not the posters. My advice is NEVER answer any of his postings. He can then post to one of his alter egos.
posted by Gaz - Sunday 31st May 2020, 4:35 PM
 
Your'e right Gaz just ignore him. Trouble is, he answers himself then others think it's a real discussion and join in. Until this board is made registered posters only, idiots will always have the chance to mess things up.
posted by Fred (Guest) - Tuesday 02nd June 2020, 12:47 AM
 
 
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I think, not sure, that we have peace again, any post that is trying to stir trouble, and by that I mean trying to upset David and start all this unpleasantness again will be deleted. We are all Fulham supporters so support each other.
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I think I have deleted all the offensive posts, point out any I may have missed (I am not going to delete Ari's post, I do not see anything wroong with it). For this board to work we cannot have posts designed to offend or to make the board unworkable. We are all Fulham supporters, I do not like to delete but I must have deleted 50% of everything I have ever deleted today. Sorry to guy if you are real but it all got to a point that had to be sorted. My delete finger is itchy now, do not offend on purpose. Over to you.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 6:19 PM
 
Baz I get your drift , we are all fulham Supporters , cant help feeling the person your trying to defend has got even you fooled, all bullys get their come uppance eventually,this one would be a best seller
posted by Clouseau (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 6:21 PM
 
I am defending everyone who wants to use this site, I want this site to work.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 6:29 PM
 
Sadly you delete good post. For example you do not appear to know that the crash barriers at the Cottage in the 1960s were the round type which were all replaced as they had a habit of breaking. I took the girl who became my wife to Chelsea v Arsenal in 1978 as she was then a Chelsea Supporter. I stood with the Arsenal Fans as my family came from that part of London. The shed attacked the Arsenal Fans at the other end. The round crash barriers broke in the battle and we were nearly killed. We left at half time and just could the end of a Fulham reserve game at the Cottage. We got a name Fulham Fan that day and I have never been back to Stamford Bridge since nor will I ever.
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Whoever came up with the idea that David Luiz is a centreback and a competent one at that, in my opinion, is completely bonkers! Now if you ask me the million-dollar question, can David Luiz fit in and do a job for Fulham? My answer would be a resounding yes! and please can we sign him now! Luiz at 33 could find himself surplus to requirements at Arsenal down the road and i think that he could be shipped out of the Gooners this term ending the virus. Why Luiz i can hear that question ask? I just think that we need another big Character at Fulham other than Mitrovic and one with a mouth-piece if that makes sense? Let's face facts here, we are a team that likes to play with flair and panache right, albeit a Fulham team that carries a flawed gene-poll for lacks of concentration, that is Fulham through and through. David Luiz can fit in around Hector on our right side of the defense and we needn't get rid of Christie. Luiz at 33 could not possibly play all Championship games or hopefully Premiership ones because of his age and he has other interests to keep him occupied like 'er' his Restaurant businesses. Luiz has won everything in his career that is satisfactory to him and his ego, but there could be one last hooray with Fulham. Let's face it folks' Fulham has always done well with accomodating big characters over the years and characters that have the ability to lift our game. We lack a mouthpiece in Tom Cairney as our captain at the moment, and we can do better with someone at the back that can complement our excellent but ever so quiet center-back, Hector. If David Luiz is up on a freebie at end of term whenever that is, we should go-go get the man! Come on guy's' let's get our Fulham a lot more vocal and playing with a lot more flair and panache. If we truly are the entertainers like the song say's, David Luiz is our man... COME ON YE FULHAM!!!!!!!!
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Talk he wants to go to Benfica get your point lm not sure something about him
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 4:08 PM
 
Again as we always say would he fancy coming here, though to be fair better players than him have been happy to tread our sacred turf
posted by John (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 6:05 PM
 
 
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As it has got a bit serious on here, perhaps a lightening of mood is in order! Just read a book on marriage and it says treat your wife like you did when you first met her. So tonight after dinner I will be dropping her off at her parents house!
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Thought Friday was joke time.
posted by Will (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 2:43 PM
 
It is and a joke was duly posted yesterday.
posted by Chris of Jokes - Saturday 30th May 2020, 2:52 PM
 
CoJ every one seems as a bit stir crazy. Can't belive my post has been deleted!
posted by Will (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 3:10 PM
 
Baz/MST, just delete this thread please. I post an in offensive joke to lighten the mood and it's been taken over by people who want to evoke a reaction by posting offensive totally unfunny jokes imo.
posted by Chris of Jokes - Saturday 30th May 2020, 5:15 PM
 
I am sorry Chris, I think (hope) it has been sorted, please keep your Friday jokes, I think we need them.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 5:59 PM
 
Will do Baz, no apology needed and thanks for deleting the offending posts. Cone on people, let's just be nice to each other. There is too much other horrible stuff happening in the world & I like to come on here to escape it.
posted by Chris of Jokes - Saturday 30th May 2020, 6:14 PM
 
Sorry then Will, it was a guess, a bad one as it turns out.
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If I believe someone is posting then answering themselves under a different name I will delete it.
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You really deleted a comment from someone else because you thought it was me? Believe it or not, there are other people who are on my side when it comes to this stuff.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 2:08 PM
 
I do not believe you.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 2:56 PM
 
For what it’s worth I’m not David which I can tell isn’t much. Though I’m glad he knows and I hope it gives him some heart that others read this and agree with him.
posted by Guy (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 3:32 PM
 
It was not the nicest of post which had some valid points. So have some of David’s post but he should not be so offended not like a friend or someone he noes wrote. Everyone made there point. It’s been on board long enough Baz or MST man up and take it off let’s all be friends COYW
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 3:45 PM
 
Why is everyone being so beastly to me ? Is it because I'm a Bastian for gay rights ? Is it because I'm a wind up that tries to bully people? Is it becaus I'm jealous of MST and Baz ? Or is it that I'm infatuated with Arizonian ? Who goes you decide !!!
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 3:58 PM
 
David, just take a step back and give a bit of time, you are fighting (online) with fellow supporters, why. I can understand that you feel a need to defend yourself but if you look back no one has really been beastly to you, a few sharp comments maybe but that is life, that will always happen and although it annoys us there is not much we can do about it. There is not much to gain from annoying everyone-as a fellow Fulham supporter we are on your side but you are pushing us away, if people want to disagree or even take the mickey just wear it and give it back but don't keep on and on, one sharp comment will make people think while nagging never works, take my word on it. Peace?
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 4:41 PM
 
Baz, I don't know how to respond because you have threatened me with deleting everything I write, yet these 'few beastly comments' are continuing. I'm being called a little rat and horrible homophobic jokes are being made on Chris' thread above to provoke me- even chris is offended. You have DMK asking you to remove Arizonians post, agreeing that it was unpleasant. And you are deleting comments from posters who aren't me because you misidentified them. You have told me im throwing a tantrum for standing up against discrimination and then been shocked when i called you patronising.As far as I'm aware, I've always been decent and respectful to you. So again I ask you, is it appropriate to have a post up still that says 'poofs arent welcome at fulham'. All I ask is that you consider the other half of this board who agree with me (i am not multiple monikers believe it or not) and moderate in a way that is more inclusive - we are a family club after all. Then we can have peace.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 5:37 PM
 
David, those comments are not acceptable and I have deleted them, these are people who want this to carry on for their own stupid pleasure and David, the world is full of people like this, just forget about them, I will delete where I find them.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 5:54 PM
 
Thanks Baz. Appreciate it. If you can keep it up, I assure you, you will have no problems from me. You may not beleive me, but I do want to discuss Fulham!
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 6:01 PM
 
Not sure what to do with Imparial's post, it does insult right at the end but it does also show how once a reputation takes hold people will continue to insult. How about we keep Imparial's two posts (there is another above saying how this fight has destroyed any pleasure) as an example to remind us of the usual outcome, the same as I have kept Davids post's saying how fed up he is at being called names, but please everyone, no more. I may delete this in a few days.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Sunday 31st May 2020, 5:55 AM
 
Impartial 2 is no me idiot!! Just uses my Monika and probably the idiot o David!!
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David, I am not going to delete Ari’s post, there is nothing offensive in it that I can see. I am not your parents who will give up to your tantrums. If you think adults will give into your tantrums then you will have a disappointing life. You are not being bullied on this site; in fact you are the one doing the bully thing by trying to ruin it for everyone unless you get your own way. Most of the guy’s on here grew up when bullying was real and nasty, not just words and your remarks are offensive to them. You seem sensitive to your sexuality, is it that you are not sure or do you feel bad, maybe you should see a councillor. Believe it or not I am trying to help you David, this is my advice to you.
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Not asking you to be a parent. asking you to be a moderator. There is no need to be patronising. Let me ask you this. Had you deleted Aris post, would we or would we not be discussing Fulham right now? If his post had been deleted, would we be seeing people comment things such as 'Poofs are not welcome at Fulham'? You see the normalisation of this behaviour allows it to grow. It's not me that is ruining it for everyone. There is one way to make sure everyone is happy, and that is to only have conversations around Football. That's what this forum is for, not for Ari to discriminate in public. It's a shame that you felt the need to jump on the bandwagon, I always respected your level-headed responses and actually had no issues with you.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 2:05 PM
 
Baz take it off mate it’s been on long enough we’ve all read it who’s going to. If it makes him happy. As I’ve said before have friends of all agendas . And most can give as good as they get have joked with them all. I worked for a firm once who had special days and meetings for all agendas. I was told of for asking were does the male white go if he has a problem .they wanted to sack me for being racist till a gay friend pointed out I have a black wife. We should all be treated the same
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 2:37 PM
 
For the last time I ask you to stop ruining this board, if this goes on I will delete your posts no matter what they are about. I do not delete posts but you have pushed it as far as it will go.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 3:00 PM
 
I take insult at being called patronising, I feel for people feeling hard done by but the idea that you will destoy everything for everyone if you do not get your own way is too much. Cool your head and give yourself a while to think.
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You’re right Keetch - it’s no wonder some of the long standing posters i.e. Marbella White have disappeared. They have given up because of the crap as below
posted by Flapjack - Friday 29th May 2020, 7:45 PM
 
 
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I see MST has once again deleted a thread that is critical of his moderating style and kept the homOphonic rant by Arizonian. Every time you do that you are simply proving my point. You priorities are so out of whack. Stop treating this board like the MST club and start moderating properly. So simple. Stupid actions for a seemingly clever guy. (MST I can keep doing this all day so please stop deleting)
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If it means that the homophobes on this board don't get away with hate speech, I'll happily be called a twat. Just says more about you than me really.
posted by O David (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 3:05 PM
 
'Seemingly' clever
posted by O David (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 3:14 PM
 
When you read the posts from O David, you can well understand why so many of the old faithfulls have done a runner.. In the end you and MST will have the site to yourselves and can bore each other to bits.
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 3:24 PM
 
The so called ‘old faithful’ have gone unchallenged on this site for too long. So if the exodus means less racists, homophobes and bigots representing our club online. Good ridence. This is a Fulham football forum and the day they are all gone, my job is done. I represent the values of our club not the values of small Minded few.
posted by O David (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 3:37 PM
 
From Charlie (Fulahms Supporter Liaison Officer) "We take strong action against any supporter identified in engaging in discriminatory behaviour, either on matchdays or other club activities, and sanctions may include issuing seasonal and indefinite bans from attending club fixtures." Sorry. what was that John?
posted by O David (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 4:09 PM
 
From the website: "Fulham Football Club operates a zero-tolerance policy against discriminatory and anti-social behaviour."
posted by O David (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 4:10 PM
 
I don't see any values that align with your views on the club website. guess you must be in the small minded category.
posted by O David (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 4:12 PM
 
John. I think the thread O David may be referring to is one that I started commenting that MST seemed to be censoring himself now. This was because a thread he had started had been deleted. Have to say his original post seemed designed purely to antagonise. I don't always agree with O David but on this one, he has a point.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 6:02 PM
 
If that’s true Rob then that explains a lot of things.
posted by Tim (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 7:40 PM
 
Tim. What do you mean by that?
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 8:55 PM
 
You can’t beat a bit of bully !
posted by Jim B (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 10:07 PM
 
I think I know what you mean Tim .
posted by George (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 10:44 PM
 
Would also wind up the rest of the posters because I would amp up my protest. Give it a go and see. Until that post by Arizonian is deleted, I will not back down. And every time a post is started like that, and isn’t deleted I will Continue. If you want the board back to Fulham, ask the mods to moderate to the standards of the club.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 12:16 PM
 
O David. Please tell us that when you said " your job is done" means you will NOT be posting on the site anymore!
posted by John (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 12:19 PM
 
I will continue you call out homophobia and racism. My job will be done for now if Arizonian post is deleted. By tolerating racism and homophobia, you are complicit. I Don’t want to be complicit. I love my club too much for it to be seen as a racist or homophobic club. Puts us in the same bracket as Chelsea. We are all better than that.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 12:24 PM
 
This O david who ever he is is such a self opinionated windbag,who seems to have a high regard for his own literacy.If you cant talk about football take your opinions elsewhere
posted by old Bill (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 1:20 PM
 
I think if you scroll down the page you will see I’m quite active in the football conversations on this site. And if you continue to scroll you will see the post I’m asking to be deleted has nothing to do with football. The poster also hasn’t participated in this board since, which was a week or 2 ago. It’s not me who is turning this board away from football, I’m trying to bring the football back. If the moderators deleted homophobic rants and kept football related posts, there would be no problem. So before you join the lynching get your facts right.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 30th May 2020, 1:33 PM
 
 
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I've just told my suitcases that the holiday is off this year.

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Nice one.
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....agreed for 17th June.

I would guess the Championship will be the same or a week later.
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On the other Fulham site, it says that at least 3 Fulham players have tested positive to the virus, as quoted by a BBC programme. I have listened to sports programmes, but nothing has been mentioned, so has anyone else heard anything about this, as there is nothing on the clubs official website either.
posted by A C (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 6:37 PM
 
You can’t beat a bit of bully !
posted by Jim B (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 7:27 AM
 
One of a president Trumps assistants told him she had a vivid dream that he was given a huge parade in New York. Ticker tape was showering down, mass bands were playing, the sidewalks were packed with people cheering and clapping. A beaming Trump said " how did I look, was my hair in place Couldn't see she replied the casket was closed.
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 9:40 AM
 
Apparently medical restrictions prohibit clubs ( or anyone else ) releasing personal medical details
posted by Keetch54 - Friday 29th May 2020, 9:57 AM
 
Official site says 2 fulham have tested positive so assume 2 idiot!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 10:17 AM
 
Super , smashing , great !
posted by Jim B (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 11:26 AM
 
2 weeks to resume the unplayed matches,methinks this decision has more to do with finances than entertaining the public.By the beginning of july we shall see if this was a wise decision or not.
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No mention of who they are or whether they are first team squad or not but I'd bet a week's salary one of them is Mawson ;0))
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Wouldn't have been Rico, he couldn't catch anything
posted by Old Bloke (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 11:51 AM
 
Let’s just wish them well who ever they are
posted by DMK (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 12:32 PM
 
That’s the way Mawson luck going at moment still think he could be good player for us
posted by Rob (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 1:03 PM
 
They started training this week,hope it has not spread,and does anyone know if any other championship clubs are affected.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 1:09 PM
 
One Blackburn player also been named think he’s there Skipper
posted by DMK (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 1:27 PM
 
I believe that all staff and players were tesetd twice before being allowed back in....

posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 1:27 PM
 
Just read this in the Standard re players in the Championship being tested:

"The results, which show that well over 99.5 per cent of those tested were negative, is a further boost to the Championship's restart plans, with the competition hoping to resume at some stage next month."



posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 1:35 PM
 
My source has told me of one of them !!! CanTb disclose but give you a clue. Not in any group photos or training programmes
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Emily Maitlis of news night has more chance of losing her job than Dominic Cummings
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She is well biased but should not be sacked for it. She is just very opinionated and would not trust in an interview. Bring back integrity like Micheal Aspel and Trevor McDonald
posted by Tony R (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 8:46 AM
 
The BBC is supposed to be impartial - yeah right (or should I say left ;0).

She won't be sacked as there has already been a precedent set with that Asian girl on the BBC morning magazine.


posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 8:56 AM
 
Both Gentlemen with class lucky enough to meet both not that they would remember me but left a impression with me
posted by DMK (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 9:00 AM
 
bbc are biased ,, hence they can sing 4 my licence money
posted by eric,m (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 9:45 AM
 
Seems majority of reporters have an agenda Depending on there political stance chap on Lbc 10 to 1 prime example banged on for two years anti brexit without once referring to the majority’s. Vote to leave
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 11:15 AM
 
The Oxford dictionary describes the word impartial as " not favouring one more than another . Doesn't sound like the BBC to me !!!!
posted by Rob (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 12:48 PM
 
I like her she did a great job letting andrew ruin himself and she is Fulham fan.
posted by Guy (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 8:47 PM
 
She is Great girl is Emily , and a Fulham Supporter to boot !!!
posted by Werder Del (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 7:30 AM
 
Would you still like her if she supported Brentford ?
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 9:25 AM
 
I’d still like her if she didn’t support Fulham but generally I don’t like Brentford fans so if she supported them I guess I’d like her less.
posted by Guy (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 12:02 PM
 
Yes John i would, but not as much!!!
posted by werder Del (Guest) - Friday 29th May 2020, 5:55 PM
 
Good lad you know it make sense !
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Looks like Premier league will definite restart therefore, championship is likely to follow. Whether the games will be played in home grounds with empty stadium or in neutral grounds, Fulham probably have some luck here in that they would have been playing away to West Brom, Leeds, Forest and QPR - all with relatively hostile fans. With an empty stadium, Ellan Road is not as daunting as it would be on a Wednesday evening with a packed stadium and 35k fans!!
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We don't have too bad a record against Leeds in recent seasons though do we? We usually pick up a point from memory...
posted by MST (Moderator) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 1:25 PM
 
On the flip side, some of these teams (particularly Leeds) tend to be under pressure with a packed, expectant home ground
posted by Flapjack - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 3:22 PM
 
I think the biggest factor in the results will be the fitness level of all the teams
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 3:47 PM
 
I think the biggest factor in the results will be the ability to score more goals than the opposition lol ;0)

posted by MST (Moderator) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 3:48 PM
 
Our biggest factor maybe a fully fit squad! Bryan. Mawson. Arter. Christie. Cairney. Mitro. We will be playing 2 games a week for 5-6 weeks! If everyone is fit - we will have an advantage on all teams, including Leeds!
posted by John (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 4:04 PM
 
Mawson first game back John? Along with his fitness, also a mistake in him. Christie seems to have found a new zest for life after sitting on the bench for so long. Christie knows that he must bring his 'A' game to the table...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 5:58 PM
 
By the time the first ball is kicked in the league's resumption, the teams will not have played competitively for over 3 months. This break is longer than the normal summer break including pre-season matches. We will be going into these full blown matches relatively cold without the usual pre-season warm up. we tend to start our campaigns slowly and our starting match against B'ford is going to be tough. We have got to hit the ground running being strong and competitive and can not sit back and rely on playing our pretty style of football to see us through.
posted by mwk (Guest) - Thursday 28th May 2020, 9:17 AM
 
I believe the possibility of neutral stadiums was for local derbies. they don't want rival fans congregating outside the grounds. Liverpool v Everton has already been suggested.. This could possibly include our games with Brentford and QPR. I doubt Fulham fans will want to travel to Leeds or West Brom to stand outside the stadium.
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Pavel Pogbrebnyak is seriously ill in hospital with Covid related pneumoinia:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ex-fulham-star-pavel-pogbrebnyak-22087685

Transfer market rumours becoming active:

https://the72.co.uk/168757/fulham-make-contact-with-fc-ural-midfielder-former-nottingham-forest-target/

https://footballleagueworld.co.uk/leeds-united-west-ham-and-fulham-hold-transfer-interest-in-rangers-ace/

Light relief from DC for a while perhaps?
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In what sense is news of a former player being seriously ill considered light relief?
posted by Old Bloke (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 10:23 AM
 
Did you lose the argument with yourself in the phone box idiot!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 11:54 AM
 
Crikey Old Boy you must be fun to be with on a night out - I think you get the gist without picking for a fight......Blimey :0(
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Remember Michael Jackson on the pitch with he's chimpanzee and the fans singing 'l'm forever blowing bubbles...'
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If the season is allowed to finish (and a decision is to be made within the next 2 weeks),cant wait to come down to your place and give you a good spanking.
posted by BuzziB (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 12:09 PM
 
More Little Bee...Enjoy your tiny new stadium...
posted by Nutty Dread (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 12:21 PM
 
MJ had no chimpanzee with him that afternoon, and attendant supporters were too gob smacked to whistle Dixie. You weren’t there then?
posted by Simon (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 4:52 PM
 
I was there in the enclosure , turned my back on mj and maf !
posted by Matt (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 5:45 PM
 
Why?
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 5:50 PM
 
Dislike the pair of them !
posted by Matt (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 6:04 PM
 
I was there and we did sing I’m forever blowing bubbles , there was no chimp however
posted by Alan (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 6:19 PM
 
Never understood the dislike of MAF. He was a bit of a showman but without his money we probably wouldn't have a club to support.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 6:22 PM
 
Never liked maf before he came to ffc , I’m no hypocrite. Also , he claimed he was a lifelong ffc fan , so why did he approach Chelsea before us ?
posted by Matt (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 6:28 PM
 
Don't care if he was a lifelong fan or not. Don't care if he approached every club in the league. Saved my club.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 6:49 PM
 
I’ve got my view , you’ve got yours !
posted by Matt (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 6:55 PM
 
Indeed
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 7:57 PM
 
Didn’t MJ cover Elton Johns single , I won’t let your son go down on me !
posted by Greg (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 8:21 PM
 
Stood in the enclosure when he walked by pretty close to him don’t recall the monkey though
posted by Len (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 9:17 PM
 
Like him or not without him we would not have survived Rather liked him myself Probably one of the best things that happened to this football club. Certainly gave us our best period of history
posted by Lem (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 9:23 PM
 
For me MAF was a bit of a hero
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 9:24 PM
 
When you move to your new hive lack of crowds won’t be a problem you don’t get none now !!!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 9:40 PM
 
Naugthy fans.It was Carry on at the Cottage!
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From BBC website about 10 minutes ago. "What does the law say on leaving your main home? Reality Check Dominic Cummings defended his actions, saying: “The legal rules do not cover all circumstances including those that I found myself in”. So, what do they say? The law that police were enforcing at the time Mr Cummings drove to Durham is the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) (England) Regulations 2020. It says: “During the emergency period, no person may leave the place where they are living without reasonable excuse.” It then lists a series of reasonable excuses: To obtain basic necessities like food or medicine; to take exercise; to seek medical assistance; to provide care or assistance to a vulnerable person; to donate blood; to travel for the purposes of work or to provide voluntary or charitable services; to attend a funeral of a household member or close family member; to access critical public services; for access arrangements with a child who does not live with one or both parents; for a religious minister to visit their place of worship; to move house where reasonably necessary; to avoid injury or illness or to escape a risk of harm. It’s important to stress that, before the list, it says “a reasonable excuse includes the need”. So the list is not exhaustive - a reasonable excuse might arguably be something that is not on it. It is also important to make a distinction between the law and the guidelines drawn up by the government."
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It was quite obvious that he was and always will be satisfied that in his mind he did nothing wrong.One thing he surely can't justify is going for a half hours drive to make sure his eyesight was ok for the drive back home.!!!! At least it's original, so if you are stopped by the old bill whilst out driving you know what to say
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 6:58 PM
 
Seriously, who cares!!??
posted by MST (Moderator) - Monday 25th May 2020, 8:07 PM
 
The idea of driving to test your eyesight is like eating rat poison to see if you can taste. Poor excuse and bad example to set on the merit of that drive alone.
posted by O David (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 8:12 PM
 
Where i live the authorities do not give a hoot about social distancing. I think they broke up one party and publicized it and that is about as far as they went. 2 motorbikes where confiscated apparently and i don't know how the poor chaps got to where they were going? I think that happened in one of the posher areas of town. England is a far more darker place when neighbors grass on each other, i find it shocking. It seems to happen in the more affluent areas surprisingly. The most important detail we need to see to now is work! Peddle to the meddle is needed now and anyone ready and able for work is needed. I don't know how talented Dominic Cummings is to Boris? Put it this way, if he was Mitrovic, there is no way i would even consider sacking him. Then again i am talking football and i suppose it is debatable if football is a job. That Scottish minister sacked one of hers and i guess she was replaceable and not talented enough for Scotland...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 9:24 PM
 
As I’ve said before I lost faith in all party’s but like to see bit of honesty at top he’s treating us like mugs . If l was Labour would want him to keep his job could do more harm, as for MST not caring if it was a different party he would be shouting his mouth off
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 9:46 PM
 
Nope. Just don’t give a hoot one way or the other. Much ado about nothing and fed up reading and hearing about it with little other more important world news being reported.
posted by MST (Moderator) - Monday 25th May 2020, 11:16 PM
 
I think I preferred the whole LGBGT argument, at least some of the arguments were interesting...
posted by Fred (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 1:09 AM
 
Mst, so you don’t give a hoot , a think it’s unimportant that this arrogant Cummings person could have possibly spread this virus ! What on earth are you thinking ?
posted by Pete (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 7:34 AM
 
Great tv news!!! That’s all! This is not helped by Cummings dogging a bigger hole for his grave and Boris turned it into an national pole by asking the people to make their judgement. Their thought process is really unbelievable.
posted by John (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 7:38 AM
 
That is one of the problems with our country some people like mst sit on their arses and say who cares, if it had happened in many other countries the people would have been out in the streets screaming for justice if you think windswept is running the country think again this so called adviser is actually running the country and windswept is only his puppet I have never heard such a bumbling load of silly excuses in my life as I heard yesterday and all made in the actual gardens of 10 Downing Street instead of the Old Bailey on a charge of attempted homicide now we know what the country is being run by an idiot who does not give a hoot for other peoples health and safety and I do not mean windswept I mean that scruffy bugger who carted corona virus to the other end of the country and then drove to a castle to see if he was fit to drive home you could not make it up but that hard faced so and so could. Well to those who say it does not really matter may I say you deserve all you get.Billy
posted by billybee (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 11:34 AM
 
Top post Billybee
posted by DMK (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 12:53 PM
 
Agree, summed up perfectly the situation we are now in. So how many people are going to do what is asked of them from now on ?
posted by John (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 2:08 PM
 
Hugh boost for the Labour Party who now have a decent leader who I would imagine is looking forward to PM Qs
posted by Rob (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 2:13 PM
 
BillyBee, people were breaking the rules from the very start of this lockdown and much worse than Cummings. People where i live held parties and some were well documented in the news. We have the community police who allegedly do not have any powers whatsoever and they do their best to break up groups of people from the beginning of the virus but to no avail. Sadly these guys have given up the ghost around the area. Let's just say that some communities socialize openly with family and friends. There are no arrest whatsoever, maybe because the authorities don't care about certain folks? The jails would be so full the authorities wouldn't be able to keep the lights on in the jails? I consider myself working class but i couldn't vote for the idiot's brigade under labour. I turned and voted for Boris this time around. Cummings is maybe a little arrogant but he would i would say be a touch treated unfairly judging from what i have observed. Things will go one of two ways after this with labour gaining more votes from the so called unpopular Boris who they say is useless, or Boris could gain more votes in popularity and surprise a few people who hate him. Firstly i believe in God and i vote consevatives. My council house is paid for thanks to the help of the good Lord. Maggie Thathcher encouraged me to do that. I wish Cummings the best because many more people have behaved badly under this lockdown more so than him. There has always been rich and poor in this world from biblical times and that is the way how the cookie is. Corbyn's dream of destroying the rich and everybody equal will never happen. There has always been Kings, Master of the house, servants, etc. Let us all accept that and move on because there is much work to be done. Lets all get back to work and maybe we will have some football and Fulham again.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 6:52 PM
 
You have to wonder what football will be like when it returns. Will there still be packed penalty areas for a comers ? One good thing the refs won't be surrounded by angry players telling him he's got it wrong!
posted by John (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 8:12 PM
 
Oh Owen while this wonder man was driving round testing if his eyesight was okay to drive back to London I wonder how you would have thought if he had knocked over and killed one of your family oh it's okay his party sold me my council house it doesn't take much to buy you over the people you refer to has party goes are not telling you to lock yourself indoors this joker is while he drives around the country while thinking he and his wife have corona virus with his child who he supposed to carefore sitting in the same car come on Owen how gullible are you this chap is imposing his will on the leader of our country and he intern is imposing it on the British public and the dumb excuses he come up with well I could have thought of something better he obviously thinks we all like you easily bought. But I'm afraid Owen the vast majority of the British public are not. Billy
posted by billybee (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 11:44 PM
 
Owen he helped make the rules and broke them others who broke them how ever wrong could at least say they didn’t understand them or agree with them. He’s in a position that should know better. And with storeys that are coming out a nasty bit of work, in all my time lve never know someone to put there party in so much trouble and not resign the arrogance of the man
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 12:05 AM
 
All I and I would hope that you would all agree is we want our leaders to be honest. It seems incongruous that he said he was testing his eyes. Funny he had his son and wife with him especially as it was his wife’s birthday. Anyway it happened here and he resigned his position. But they serve their penance and come back later. More importantly can someone tell me the latest on Fulham long term injured players?
posted by Oz Nick (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 3:58 AM
 
The new Fulham setup under the Khans keeps injury news very quiet. Never much info about recovery expectations etc but would hope most the team is fit after this break. Alfie Mawson is made of glass - that i know for sure - and I wouldn't expect to see him in a Fulham shirt very often. £20m well spent.
posted by O David (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 12:19 PM
 
I agree guy's that Cummings should have stepped up in the honesty stakes but right from the start in my hometown Derby, folks have broken the rules concerning lockdown. Our local police don't seem to care. Where i live they send out more community police on the beat to sort of look the part. Community police don't have the full powers and they do their best to encourage people to stay off the streets and not congregate together socially. I am not posh or affluent or anything like that but it seems like the posh people are getting the full force of the law concerning this virus. Matlock Bikers singled out is different. 2
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Wednesday 27th May 2020, 6:15 PM
 
I accidentally pressed the button on my manuscript so i guess it is a short one!!!
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Why? You are still in danger if you break the lockdown. The virus isn't going to think "Oh well, Dominic Cummings broke the rules so I better not infect anyone else"
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 8:39 PM
 
I’m not going but lots are bad enough before know police who say they have been put in impossible position and will not stop people. There was 20 having barbecue near me police live across road.
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 9:49 PM
 
I will send Stuart Copeland over to have a word.
posted by Sting (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 8:44 AM
 
I'm getting really fed up, as I can't put any programme on the TV or radio, that I'm hearing Dominic Cummings this, or Dominic Cummings that, for goodness sake this happened in March, it's not that important now, and all it is, is Labour voters trying to kick a man when he down , but it is not going to work, as Boris has a 80 seat majority, so whatever these morons try to do, nothing will change, and it is more important to get life back to normal as soon as we can, forgot this nonsense and just move on, as done is done, and can't be undone, so that's it. Let's start talking about football again. COYW
posted by Malden Mick (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 9:38 AM
 
What football team does the arrogant Cummings support ? Who cares ?
posted by Ted (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 10:04 AM
 
There have been private jets taking off in Oxford and Biggin Hill with various well heeled people and footballers. We probably know one ot two of the names. They have been far worse and get away with it! Must admit my private jet is mothballed have not been able to get my airfix glue!
posted by Tony R (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 10:33 AM
 
This totally undermines Boris and that is why Tory MPs are annoyed about it as well. Go back into your bubble and stop making a party political thing about it Boris had the chance to kill it yesterday but didn’t. He Houldcroft have given the day trippers a slap as well but he didn’t. No wonder people are angry
posted by Andy S (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 10:35 AM
 
What he did was completely wrong but i somehow think that labour and the anti brexiteers are milking this for all its worth.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 11:58 AM
 
Thought it wouldn't be long before Nicola Sturgeon had her say!
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 1:55 PM
 
I’m not a labour voter
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 5:04 PM
 
Maldon Mick, labour kicking scummings when he's down, don't be so dense. that man is so arrogant and as for the rules of lockdown it was scummings that wrote it .thats why the tories want him out as well as the rest of the country along with labour. Cannot wait for QT on Wed when Starmer rips boris a 3rd new arsehole, TWATS.
posted by Do or Die ! (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 6:14 PM
 
Probably a good time to be leader of the opposition,
posted by Rob (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 7:03 PM
 
Do or Die, Starmer will probably make mincemeat of Bojo, on Wednesday at PMQ's, as Parliament is now closed until June 1st, so he will be talking to himself. I have more chance of winning the lottery, than slimy Starmer ever getting the better of our Boris, so that is absolutely no chance at all.
posted by Malden Mick (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 9:19 PM
 
Not my Boris , can’t stand the useless twat .
posted by Paul (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 9:21 PM
 
I think it is his dress sense that winds people up. Let's face it, Cummings wouldn't win a fashion competition competing with garden gnomes lined up.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 9:30 PM
 
It typical of a fulham fan to waffle on about any crap apart from football
posted by BuzziB (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 12:05 PM
 
It typical of a fulham fan to waffle on about any crap apart from football
posted by BuzziB (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 12:05 PM
 
Then don’t look at our message board boy . Small bentford , small stadium , small fan base, everything about them is small , hahaha!
posted by Bee Swatter (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 1:19 PM
 
Funny how you could have enjoyed 13 years in the Premier League and countless promotions if you were born the other side of the Hogarth Roundabout. Instead you drew the short straw with that crappy team. Must be nice rubbing shoulders with fans of a historic club.
posted by Geography (Guest) - Tuesday 26th May 2020, 1:49 PM
 
 
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So adviser leaves house. How many people did he spread the virus to?
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The world will end now. You can only post once every 30 seconsd.
posted by Optimist (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 7:22 PM
 
Probably none
posted by Len (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 8:06 PM
 
Leaves house, walks to car, drives to Durham, walks from car to house. What do you reckon idiot!! Anyone who says they have not broken the rules at least once is a liar idiot!! Same as those idiots who say they never broken the speed limit. Not one perfect idiot on here so stop throwing stones in glass houses idiot!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 8:56 PM
 
I think you're confused Impartial. I might be arguing your point. :)
posted by Confused (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 9:01 PM
 
Thats because he's an idiot Confused.
posted by Tommy Trinder (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 9:31 PM
 
Imp is a first class idiot . Cummings should be sacked today ! Thousands of people told to stay indoors and not visit family or attend funerals whilst Cummings has the useless lump that is Boris s backing to swan 250 miles from home and for what , get rid asap !
posted by Mal (Guest) - Monday 25th May 2020, 7:37 AM
 
Insulting people immediately loses the argument. I do not want to try and change your mind because you are blinkered. That is ok but it is one rule for the rich again. Cummins is unelected yet because he has the ear of Boris has a lot of clout. Tell me if you were going down with something serious would you be able to safely drive 260 miles? No and neither would I.
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the fat blond git says it LEGAL to go out.
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Well go out then !
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 6:19 PM
 
Always has been .
posted by Pete (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 6:52 PM
 
So Boris backs Cummings then , no surprise there . Should have been sacked .
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 7:03 PM
 
Think the old boy has lost the plot here ,!
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 7:15 PM
 
Loads of my friends who have stuck by the rules feel lockdown is over going to meet up with family Goverments a joke but we new that anyway. The leaders in most country’s is a worry USA Russia China Could go on were dooomed
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 7:16 PM
 
Think he was silly on a few counts but apparrantly done nothing illegal. Think the country needs to focus on far serious matters like getting back to work ASAP !!no time for politics at the moment Or point scoring Think I agree with impartial the idiot !!!!
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You’re an idiot!! One minute you’re a long distance lorry driver then you’re a bin man. Always moaning about tortes never write about fulham. Call tries communists. Call out people for travelling and isolating away from other people when you openly boast about mixing with everyone. You are a complete idiot!!
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TORIES. I’m an idiot ha ha.
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 10:35 AM
 
Now that you have pointed this out, where do we stand?
posted by tony (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 12:31 PM
 
Impartial idiot!!
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It seems a possibility that we may see an agreement within the next two weeks to play the remaining games, and deciding promotion as per usual the first two and a playoff. What worries me is that i think there are 4 players in our team that are basically lazy,and this layoff would have not done them any good in regard to fitness or our chances of either guaranteed promotion or playoff success. OK this is only my opinion which is based on watching training sessions,any other thoughts relating to.
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Name them pls
posted by John (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 4:33 PM
 
If true you don’t think every club has at least 4 lazy players or have you watched all in training and seen they have not
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 4:38 PM
 
Berbatove got to be one
posted by Big Red (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 4:42 PM
 
Ruiz well lazy and Bent
posted by Harry (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 4:44 PM
 
The players i have in mind are Mitro,Knockart, Arter,Mawson, the stupid question have i seen all other clubs training does not come into it, my observation is of watching many training sessions at MP
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 5:11 PM
 
Mawson played first halve of season with injury till Hector could play so hardly did training Knockaert works his socks off.Mitrovic mostly does Jim tracing for upper body strength .one I know who says he’s not good at training is McDonald . All clubs will have the same worry, after a break like this just depends who hits the road running won’t know till it starts . We started slowly at Barnsley.
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 5:32 PM
 
Do you work at MP it’s morning training what about work or school I know they don’t let anyone in , is Scot Parker your Dad
posted by Harry (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 5:37 PM
 
Arter another hard worker who’s been out with injury feel you could be making it up as you go along
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 5:39 PM
 
Think this is Rubbish the club don’t let anyone watch training because of stuff like this being said . And if true be careful the players don’t find out it’s you
posted by Big Red (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 5:48 PM
 
Not been on here for while but saw this been going to Fulham since 1960 worked for club for 21 years last game Derby home in play then became season ticket holder again. If he does watch tracing a lot which l find hard to believe he’s breaking all club rules naming players and if caught won’t watch anymore
posted by Badger (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 5:56 PM
 
Nice to see you back Badger my mate keep well
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 5:59 PM
 
KUNYE - do you know the players?? mitro? Debatable. I do not see Arter, mawson and especially knockhart as lazy!! We’ve got a decent set of honest and hard working players I think. So I’d struggle to find 4players I’d consider lazy!
posted by John (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 6:45 PM
 
Don’t in courage him John he will say he goes drinking with them all next
posted by Harry (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 7:14 PM
 
All you have to do is get prem lovies. To agree to relgate three from top league Turkeys. Voting for xmas. Springs to mind
posted by Len (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 1:46 PM
 
That Ruiz. Hopeless !, what did he do when he left ffc !! As for berbatrov seem to recall his goal tally in his first season helped us stay up
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Signed first pro deal time will tell but looks class act and I will get shot down for this more mobile than ORiley hope both make it
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Great player and glad he has signed..to compare him with Matt is not relevant. Fabio is more Pat Roberts and Ive seen him many times..Fabio is a class player and stronger than people would think..his greatest asset is he reads the game better than most..however..if I was Tony Kahn the MOR is a player who is unique..6 foot 3 but runs faster than most (Little guys look faster) ..dictates the tempo of the game and stats back that up..U23's chances created ..he had more than rest of team last season..Can play Deep or offensive and in his games with the first team games has been in top 2-3 outfield players..and he's 19 which is v young for a CM..Both great but teams are built around MOR's..Also a concern Fabio only has a 2 year deal..
posted by DT (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 10:07 PM
 
Was interested in O'Reilly as apparently a couple of clubs over here were interested..Saw a article in the athletic and even Harry Arter is raving about him..says he's the guy who seems to be fitter than anyone..only seen him on video and once on a game but he seems the real deal..hope he stays..I would say the reason a lot of the good ones and why they leave..the club just go out and but players..FFC are the Man City of the championship so its tough for these guys when they take Schurle on loan at 5m a year then spend 50m on players they loan out..what message is that to player??
posted by Rob (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 10:18 PM
 
Seen him a lot go along with what’s been said feel there’s bit of steed in him
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 11:26 PM
 
Whenever I’ve seen Matt o Reilly play he’s certainly talented but looks too slow for the championship let alone top flight. It’s not only about talent it’s more about nerves ,confidence ,injuries and more importantly a slice of luck,seen so many young players who look world beaters but never make it.
posted by Chief (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 7:09 AM
 
The likes of Sean Davis probably would not have made it in todays game. Circumstances fell in his favor, he was fortune to come into a struggling side in the old 4th division and was good enough to prove his worth in every division he played for us. Today, I doubt he would have been given the chance and like Matt O'Reilly, find it difficult to break into and stay in the first team. I feel sorry for our young talent when the Club pays millions for over rated, over paid garbage like the Knockaerts of this World.
posted by mwk (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 8:26 AM
 
Lots don’t make it but Keegan Tigina we’re spending loads when Davis was playing
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 9:02 AM
 
Ive been watching MOR for last two years..abroad the only real stats and views you get are first team and some of the trpohy games. Of the ones e have stats on him he covers more K thna virtually anyone. He also created more chances and key passes than anyone when playing forward. Versus SOuthampton this year he was viewed as the best outfield player. SO I thinkhe is so very different from the others..also athleticism?? Ive seen his stats and his coverage.He is fast strong and covers ground more than most. Because his height makes people think he's slow. If ever you get the chance wacth him nail Redmond from soton in a chase from one end to the other.. I think he will stay and be intergral if he gets a chance..if not then he will in demand but my gut says he wants to do it at Fulham..shame if he doesnt get the chance. Personally think he is better than Sessegnons Roberts and any of the others.It just is harder for CM's to get the break a
posted by Mikael (Guest) - Saturday 23rd May 2020, 9:31 PM
 
He’s very brave to Mikael gets fouled a lot because of his talent let’s hope he makes it
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 11:35 AM
 
Apologies as my English isnt as good as it used to be!
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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything but Stella.

What's wrong with Stella? asks the barman.
I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came around I was F*cking skint!
Barman says, 12 pints of anything will cost you about the same though.
Bloke replies, Skint is my dog!
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A chap was sitting at a bar, and he noticed that the barmaid opened a bottle of cider, and put her finer in it. Out of curiosity the chap said, what did you do that for. Well, the barmaid said, I was doing some sewing, and I suddenly pricked my finger, and I always remember my sister saying that, every time she had a prick in her hand, so immediately put in cider ! !
posted by Malden Mick (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 10:02 AM
 
I was proper mullered last night , I had 12 yogurts !
posted by Jim (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 10:23 AM
 
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. “Hey!” shouts the manager. “Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!” The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
posted by Flapjack - Friday 22nd May 2020, 11:39 AM
 
That is the 2nd best one ever.
posted by CoJ (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 3:21 PM
 
CoJ. Sorry, put your name where my name should be!
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 3:22 PM
 
Lynn truss walked into a bar........
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I for one was banging on about Marek Rodek over a year ago and why he should be given a chance,well he eventually got it and what a revelation he has been,well another of my predictions was Cody Dramah a versatile left or right full back,along with jay Stansfield & Matt o'reilly. Well cutting things short it appears that young Cody is interesting Man City, Everton & Celtic but has never made our bench,does blinkered Parker never watch the talented youth on our door step especially in one of the positions we are weak in.
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Don’t understand why your not manager
posted by DMK (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 10:51 PM
 
DMK what do you find wrong with my observations
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 12:34 PM
 
One Rodak even says he needed his two seasons on loan at Rotherham he’s in the side now must be happy signed 4 year deal praised Parker for giving him his chance and Betts for helping him Two Cody has promise that’s why clubs are looking at him not ready for first team Parker will know when he does watch the kids and has them training with first team. 3 fell Odio done better job for club than he gets credit for. Even Christie now playing better under Parker Steve Sessegnon started well but like Cody still leaning and had to be rested 4 if Cody goes to Man City be only for money will get less games than Roberts. As for Parker when he took over club was in a mes his respected in the game and are 3rd in table. Your right we have got some good kids that’s why clubs look at them, but you can’t put them all in at once you choose the right time like we did with Rodak
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 6:48 PM
 
DMK' Kunye, i don't always agree with but he does make more training and reserve games than most fans. Rodak, i will give him that accolade, Kunye was raving on about him a long time before his debut. Cody i don't know anything about but concerning Christie? He will almost certainly revert back to type, Christie i think is still not good enough for the step-up to the prem. I agree that Christie is playing a lot better in our latter games because he must take his chance now he is so long on the bench. Christie must learn to deal with the trickier and clever forwards who will roll him silly each time he comes up against them. Fair enough, if we stay in the Championships Christie might cope with the best of them 7 times out of a 10? The Problem with christie is that he most certainly will need to bring his 'A' game to the table every match. Most half-decent players who are benched for so many games will bring it to the table but most certainly will revert back to type and thats Cyrus Christie in a nut-shell. I disagree DMK' Steve Sessegnon is poor and there is nothing special about him like his Brother. Steve Sess will never make a right-back, not a decent one anyway. Dennis Odoi is still our best option as a utility player and i think we are lucky to have him. Odoi can be a touch calamity because of his over exuberance but we can forgive him for that. Fulham fans should remember the special things that Odoi brings to the table for Fulham like the goal against Derby to make the play-offs. I agree that Odoi like Berbatov is sporadic and he does not do the good things enough ut he has a touch of class about him. Odoi can roll an opponent and make inroads towards goal and pick a pass which he has done in games, and i am still in awe of him for that ball of the back against Newcastle in our great victory so long ago now. Christie will need more improvement still if he to leave Fulham fans with memorable moments like Odoi has done. The jury is still out for me concerning Scott Parker. Give us a promotion like Slavisa did and then we can assess Parker. Slavisa didn't keep us in the prem, but howe of Bournemouth did not first time around. Howe got another chance through loyal Bournmouth people. Arizonan will probabely be on my case for putting him to sleep for my long post, so i will put an end to my 'er' manuscript now...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 7:51 PM
 
Take your point with Christie Owen not good enough for prem but Parker improved him Odio makes mistakes never hides always gives 100 percent every club needs one, as for Berbatove lazy only thinks of himself one of main reasons we went down bad signing Cody’s ok could be good but is a right back swaps to left back with Fossey so both get a game but they don’t really look happy there but does them good. Hope Fossey still makes it been very unlucky with injury’s
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Very busy on the aircraft front last couple of days not many jumbo jets but others flying over every couple of minutes busiest since lock down any sensible reasons !!!!
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Freight idiot!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 10:10 PM
 
Thank you for that !!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 10:39 PM
 
People are flying as well. And you dont get that much in the bellies.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 6:24 PM
 
My thoughts but idiot knows best
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https://www.fulhamish.co.uk/post/2020-05-21-which-fulham-fan-are-you/

Hopefully I'm the old guard but more likely to be seen as the moaner lol.
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You’ve been active tdy MST - Acension Day?.......
posted by Keetch54 - Thursday 21st May 2020, 1:47 PM
 
Ha ha. Direct translation from the Danish is “up Jesus in the sky day”.
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Thank you for your email.

We understand supporters are keen to know what is going on with season tickets.

In our April and May meetings with the Fulham Supporters Trust, we outlined the options being considered, however no announcement will be made until to shape of the remainder of the season is confirmed to us by the EFL.

https://www.fulhamsupporterstrust.com/news/2020/04/notes-from-april-meeting-with-ffc-2/#season-ticket-policy
https://www.fulhamsupporterstrust.com/news/2020/05/notes-from-may-meeting-with-ffc/#ticketing-policy

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In the paper it reported that the Championship will start again on the 20th June and will finish in five weeks.
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Which paper?
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 8:22 AM
 
Daily Mail
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 8:32 AM
 
Sorry Baz not in my copy of the Daily Mail
posted by Wake up call (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 9:29 AM
 
According to Sky Sports its in the Daily Express
posted by Keetch54 - Thursday 21st May 2020, 9:42 AM
 
I have just checked and it is still there. Daily Mail online, sixth story down. I cannot promise it is true but it is there.
posted by BAZ (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 9:53 AM
 
Sorry, Daily Mail Sports online.
posted by Baz (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 9:56 AM
 
Don’t believe what you read in the papers!!!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 8:07 PM
 
your right Len wait till Fulham say what where the next game is going to be.
posted by fred (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 8:15 PM
 
Never believe what you read in the Mail. They brainwashed the public with lies about the EU from the time we joined. Look where that got us. The Mail makes up virtually every story it prints.
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Took my Petula Clarke LPs downtown...
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 8:15 AM
 
This lockdown like being a puppet on a string
posted by DMK (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 9:12 AM
 
Ian , are you a son of a preacher man ?
posted by Paul (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 10:07 AM
 
Richard Branson COME FLY WITH ME Boris Johnson AND NOW THE END IS NEAR Cliff Richard WE AINT GOING ON A SUMMER HOLIDAY
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That little girl of seven killed in a Bolton park.This country is f]]]k up. Was is going wrong
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Uh???
posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 8:21 AM
 
The country is fine, it's the idiots who live in it !
posted by John (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 12:38 PM
 
Well played
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Watching Fulham from the wooden seats in the Johnny Haynes stand. Going to 'The Flag' to watch live stream of Fulham away from time to time. Steak pie, not the Cottage pie, on match day.
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Agreed Baz sitting in the Johnny Haynes stand is special like sitting in a piece of West London history. I miss standing up in the enclosure wandering around meeting old faces and listening to the banter.
posted by Hammersmith Gorilla (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 8:56 PM
 
And in the enclosure, watching from the end we were attacking, snd wandering up to the end of the other ready for the second half.
posted by Keetch54 - Thursday 21st May 2020, 7:04 AM
 
I miss the old boy who used to sit in front of me in The Stevenage Road Stand, shouting "Steady the Buffs!" every time we were under pressure.
posted by Hints - Thursday 21st May 2020, 7:43 AM
 
I used to go to the enclosure for nearly all the games but have sat further back on the wooden seats since the plastic seats were built in the enclosure. From time to time I have tried every part of the ground including the Putney end just to see. I've never been in a box though.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 8:16 AM
 
My season ticket is situated roughly where I used to stand with my kids (now in their 30's) in the enclosure and I miss both.

The guy that its next to me has sat there since those seats were built and he stood next to me in the enclosure before that. We've spoken thousands of times but I only found out his name the season before last and now although we keep in touch via e-mail, I miss his company.

posted by MST (Moderator) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 8:20 AM
 
I used to stand initially in the Putney end in the 60’s. There was this mad Italian in a pork pie hat, who whenever we crossed the half way line would shout “ shoot !!” at the top of his voice. As far as I can recall, he never said anything else. Don’t get me started about the blke with the trumpet.....
posted by Keetch54 - Thursday 21st May 2020, 9:30 AM
 
Also, I knew when gentrification had finally hit the Cottage when I eventually progressed ( via a period in the enclosure ) to the Hammersmith end and the bloke next to me accompanied by a shooting stick would shout “ come along now chaps, rally!! “ whenever we were under pressure.
posted by Keetch54 - Thursday 21st May 2020, 9:33 AM
 
Dont rate being in a box baz, to quiet,cant stand the haynes stand , never know how it passes fire risk,the depth of the steps to climb up or down is just absurd.OH for the days of standing at putney end just seeing over the cross bar, the smell of old holborn, and the joy of walking home sodding soaked to the skin and and having to tell people the result when asked that we lost , again!!.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 11:49 AM
 
Keetch54 thank you for your post. I can confirm that the man shouting ‘come along chaps rally’ was my dad Paul Arend. He loved to use that phrase to make people laugh. Such a gentleman and very witty. I would have been sat the other side. Dad used to get very passionate when watching our beloved Fulham I’m sure you may have recieved the odd shoulder barge where he used to act every players movement. I have so many amazing memories at the cottage ive watched from every part of the ground. My favourite standing in the the Hammersmith end. Even used to regularly sit next to the dug out as my grandpa was in his wheelchair. Sadly dad passed away 3 years ago after a long battle with cancer. The last game he watched at the cottage was a 5 nil win. He made it to Hamburg to watch the final which Dad was so proud of. And I’m sure he was looking over us at Wembley
posted by Gavin (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 5:32 PM
 
Tks - He always used to make me laugh ( and others as well )
posted by Keetch54 - Thursday 21st May 2020, 6:30 PM
 
Gavin. Very nice story. Need more of than on this site.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 9:27 PM
 
In recent years I had progressed to block W of the Riverside stand within touching distance of the Director’s box. There was a legendary character called Abraham who was more affectionately known as the ‘bubble’ as everyone assumed he was Greek. I lost count of the times he was warned about his behaviour which could include ( at the top of his voice ) “ Sit down Ferguson you poof ! “ “ hooligans! Bloody hooligans! “and general berating at maybe 10/15 feet distance to the oppositions Directors for which the club tried to remove his season ticket prompting some of us to contact the club and appeal on his behalf. His grandson told us he had passed away in the close season in his 80’s , of a heart attack and apparently his last comment to the paramedics as they wheeled him out of his house was “ I hope you lot know what you are doing”. A great bloke, much missed, and Fulham through and through.
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As you know I also have a season ticket at Brighton, and yesterday I received the money from the club, returning the cost of the season ticket for the games that had been left for this season. I do hope that both the Premier League and the Championship will finish the season, by playing the games in June and July, even if we miss out on promotion. I have been watching some of the German games in empty stadiums, and although it was weird at first, I got used to it, and if you do concentrate on the games, the missing crowd was not such a big problem for me. Let's face it, if that's the only way we will have to finish the season, then so be it. Hopefully next season, will start off as normal, with us all back at CC.
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Go along with that
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 9:39 AM
 
Of the same opinion AC. I watched a couple of the games at the weekend, and at first it was a bit weird but after a while got used to it. You do find that you are more focused on the game itself quite simply because the cameras have nothing else to film!! If we go down the same route, you dare not leave the room because there is no crowd noise to indicate anything has happened
posted by Flapjack - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 9:56 AM
 
I only support one club
posted by John (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 10:16 AM
 
Good for you John
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 10:53 AM
 
Would be nice to get some money back but it’s not the clubs fault. We have wealthy owners and so will likely be lucky enough to see some Money returned. However if my money can help the club survive these times, I don’t mind them keeping it. Maybe we can get additional perks next season instead.
posted by O David (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 10:59 AM
 
If these few weeks have been difficult going forward can’t really say I’m that interested in watching football in empty stadiums maybe different if it’s your team,imagine watching a play off match without fans not the same. So miss the whole experience of meeting up with friends having a few drinks moaning about tactics or performances of certain players,then getting grief of her indoors for staying out.
posted by Chief (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 7:46 PM
 
give it to the players they are struggling in these sad,hard times
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Looks like we still finish third if this method to decide the season is taken up!
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What method you talking about, please give us a clue.
posted by Wake up call (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 4:35 PM
 
Wake up wake up it’s been in all the papers !!!!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 5:06 PM
 
I agree with Harry Redknapp when he say's that Leeds looked like they won it out of site to then go on to blow it last season. 6 points is not much to harp on about and Liverpool have more of a case because of the huge gap. Who is to say that we can't catch Leeds and Brom?
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 6:08 PM
 
Furthermore Owen we have to play them both still
posted by Steven (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 8:28 PM
 
We would do well on the average points system. Our run in at the end of the season was going to be super tough.
posted by O David (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 11:02 AM
 
With nine games still to play. thats 27 points. There is a possiblity that none of the top three will get promotion. True we have an advantage over most, but those points still have to be won.
posted by Alicante Bert (Guest) - Sunday 24th May 2020, 2:34 PM
 
 
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i wonder if that could happen here. Would Liverpool fans be happy if they won the premier league without finishing it. The news keeps on about when the season will restart but only talks about the Premier league.Does anybody know what the Championship want, or will the FA decide that the Sottish way is less hassle.
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If the scousers are crowned champs al the other permutations should stand promotions and relegations through all the leagues.
posted by Len (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 5:11 PM
 
The Scottish league is less hassle because there are only 2 o 3 teams competing in it...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 6:04 PM
 
Sorry Owen there are 10 teams in the Scottish Premier all competing. there may only be your 2 or 3 teams any good, ask Len he reads all the papers
posted by Wake up call (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 10:25 PM
 
How do you know their are only 10 teams in the Scottish premier ?
posted by Bob (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 6:29 AM
 
Bob I guessed
posted by Wake up call (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 9:29 AM
 
Yes try it you might learn something !!,
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 7:44 PM
 
Don’t have to read the papers to know there’s only one half decent team in Scottish prem they would be mid table in English prem Apparently an idea has been put forward today regarding championship must get a paper to find out !!
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 7:50 PM
 
What about the FA cup? I can't imagine a wembley final with no fans.
posted by Alicante Bert (Guest) - Friday 22nd May 2020, 5:20 PM
 
 
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Really pleased to see he has been signed up until 2024.Probably currently our best future prospect and a sound investment.
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It is indeed Dave. Historically we have had more decent keepers than not (Button springs to mind), but this guy really has cemented his place as our first choice. Should think that Betts will be on his way now, although not sure about his current contract
posted by Flapjack - Monday 18th May 2020, 9:05 PM
 
Betts signed 4 year deal after being picked in England squad in our lone season in Premiership
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Author Dean Koontz wrote a novel called " the eyes of darkness" This is one page of the book. " In around 2020 a severe pneumonia like illness will spread throughout the globe attacking the lungs and bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatment. All the more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will vanish as quickly as it arrived attack again ten years later then dissapear completely. Book was published in 1981! Will print another page tomorrow - even more mysterious !
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Hope you are right Can’t see an end to this mind you by the time it goes away country could be in financial ruin. Unless we change our attitude
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 9:27 PM
 
I hope you are not right. 10 years puts me bang in the high risk category. I hope we get a vaccine before that.
posted by Fred (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 11:13 PM
 
If this is not sorted we will all be dead in ten years !!!!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 7:52 PM
 
 
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Suddenly our board has become far too personal and whilst I have certain prejudices I try not to express them unless I am deliberately goaded. However, I believe a number of posters have crossed the line and it is time to say "enough is enough". Let us all try to be more considerate to others and remember we all love Fulham FC even those posters cannot attend matches. Yes it is good to have an open forum but try to think before you post as once written or spoken it cannot be undone. May we soon return to normal although, at present, it may not be in the near future. So I say to everyone take care and look after yourselves one and all
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That's actually well said. Posting in peace. Night.
posted by The troll (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 9:42 PM
 
Bigboy. Well said indeed. Pity then that you also wrote -"Arizonan, I agree totally with your post although, as yet, I have not read the joke to which you refer. Unfortunately, it appears minority groups have taken over, especially in England, and we are all expected to admire them. Personally, I don't but I suppose there are entitled to do as they like so long as it does not affect me. However, I object to local councils using my money to support and subsidise "Gay Pride Marches", LGTG and many other groups. There was a "Gay Pride March" in our borough and when I asked the Council if they had used Council Tax Money to subsidise it I was informed a £25,000 contribution had been made. In addition, the cost of providing police to escort the march, road closures and considerable inconvenience to the general public must have also added to the cost. I wonder if Councils would be prepared to support an heterosexual march? I think not. The big London Pride March, which is given considerable television coverage on news reports most cost tax payers thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, and the sight of them all prancing around disgusts me. Sometimes I wonder if us normal people are the minority. Well posted Ari."
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:03 PM
 
Broadsword, was about to paste the same post. Take a bit of responsibility for your own actions before taking the moral high ground. The hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me.
posted by O David. (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:12 PM
 
Broadsword and David I admitted I had prejudices but my point was quite clear that too many posters have crossed the line and one and all should take a step back. Why are you trying to perpetuate something we should now say "Enough is Enough"
posted by bigboy4650b (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:35 PM
 
You also said you don’t express them unless deliberately goaded. There was no goading, just a bandwagon. I appreciate that you are least now trying defuse the situation. But until the moderators step up, enough will never be enough’. We will continue having arguments about something which is clearly not appropriate on this site. There will always be posts like that of Arizonians that seemingly create a problem where there was not one before. Perhaps if we ALL agree for tighter moderation it’ll be a more pleasant experience for everyone.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:47 PM
 
 
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Hi Fulham fans, I don't post on here very often, but reading the last dozen or more texts, no wonder the world is in such a state. If a few people on a web site can't be reasonable then the site has NO future. It's a football/ Fulham site. Not speakers corner, if any of you know what or where that is. Yes we are all frustrated with no football / situation, but please stop this bloody arguments it's not constructive.
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Manxman. It's a nice idea but it won't work. The only thing that we all have in common is a love of Fulham FC and even when a post is about football there are huge differences of opinion. There are people on this board who, judging from their posts, I would hate on sight. I am positive that some of them would say the same about me. I think we should all take the view that if a post offends us, or doesn't meet our idea of what is appropriate for a football messageboard, either ignore it or put a counter argument. If one person wishes to ignore, wait for a new thread and don't get upset if someone else wishes to challenge.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 6:39 PM
 
its an open forum and that means what ever.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 7:30 PM
 
That's what your mum said to me last night geezer. I left my slippers under the bed, can you fetch them for me please?
posted by The troll (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 8:02 PM
 
Think this country needs a massive kick up the ass! Understand people have lost there lives,wake up call need to get back to hotel reality and start paying for this mess. Too many people scared,lazy need to get back to the grindstone. Social distancing doesn’t work for schools,workplace,public transport.t Not interested in watching games in empty stadiums let cancel this season and crack on preparing next season.
posted by Chief (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 8:13 PM
 
Keep being told this is not a Fulham forum. Struggle to understand why it says ‘Fulham F.C. message board’ at the top of the screen then. Geezer would you care to explain that one? Can’t see ‘messagebord for sad men to poke fun at minorities anywhere’. Perhaps you should find a more appropriate place to be vile. This site just needs a little bit of intelligent moderation so we can discuss FULHAM. Sick of being bullied for challenging discrimination on here - wouldn’t have to if the moderators... moderated.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 8:30 PM
 
It’s a message board for Fulham fans to discuss anything and everything, not just the football club !
posted by Alan (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 9:57 AM
 
Awfully convenient. See I’ve been told countless times that this is a board for Fulham when people don’t like what I’m saying. You are a bunch of hypocrites.
posted by O David (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 12:52 PM
 
You just don’t know when to give up with the abusive posts do you .
posted by Mal (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 1:27 PM
 
Mal. There is actually nothing abusive about O David's post. Many times in pre-covid days people have been told that this is a football site and there post is not appropriate. There is clearly a hint of hypocracy from some people.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 3:56 PM
 
Calling someone a Hippo IS abusive !
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 4:48 PM
 
Tim. What if you say it to a hippo?
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 5:46 PM
 
Where do I find a Hippo ?
posted by Tim nice but dim (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 5:59 PM
 
At the top of your leggo ! Lol
posted by Mick (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 6:00 PM
 
At a Hippodrome.
posted by Bill (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 6:54 PM
 
As we used to say when owen was in full Pomp if you don’t like it don’t read it
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 7:56 PM
 
HIP-HIP; HOORAY!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Thursday 21st May 2020, 11:46 PM
 
 
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Funny how when Arizonian starts a fight his post stays up. But if anyone starts a fight with him you lick his wounds and delete the post. Can we see consistency on this site. The last two threads have been horrendous vile bullying and discrimination. THIS IS A FOOTBALL SITE LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY.
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Perhaps you havnt noticed there ain't no football on!
posted by Rob (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 3:37 PM
 
Having read some of your hate filled replies " those in greenhouses etc
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 3:57 PM
 
Odave , strange how you find lung cancer funny but not the black and white minstrel show , sick or what !
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:14 PM
 
@O David, I'm with you on your views and I am a separate person (in case anyone doubts it). I don't think it's possible to drag a number of these dinosaurs through the evolutionary cycle though. @Arizonian is probably having a right chuckle to himself for starting things off. You're best off making a difference in the real world mate and focusing your energy on better things. Sorry to give you advice you haven't asked for there. All the best. While I'm at the act of giving out advice nobody asked for, mods you'd be wise to delete that disgraceful $hit below! Sad reading really in 2020.
posted by The troll (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:18 PM
 
@troll. Appreciate it. Just hate that this is happening at the club I love. Publicly online. They’ve clearly gone unchallenged for too long. Your level head is comforting. Would you consider becoming mod?
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:31 PM
 
Its an open forum not just football how many times do you need telling.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:34 PM
 
Why dont you two get a room.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:35 PM
 
Geezer, him and I would make sweet love and document it in detail. Secretly, you'd probably enjoy hearing about it. Ha ha.
posted by The troll (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:43 PM
 
Wouldn’t work geezer. Busy social distancing. Don’t want to be putting people’s lives at risk like you. Stop making yourself look stupid.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:43 PM
 
@O David, sadly I'm too immature to be a mod. Appreciate the thought though!
posted by The troll (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:44 PM
 
If you actually participated in this board about football you would see I’m often in discussion about Fulham. But I don’t ever remember seeing you post. So stop being a hypocritical idiot and take your insults elsewhere.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 8:20 PM
 
“Poofs are not allowed to follow Fulham”. Which of your 2 brain cells came up with that one then? You’re making yourself look stupid.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 8:24 PM
 
Why don’t you stop insulting posters odd Dave, you really are killing this message board.
posted by Tim (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 9:41 PM
 
Good point Roy !,getting back to football anybody got any thoughts on out come of season noticed no team coming up from National league. Bit undemocratic is that
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 18th May 2020, 9:37 PM
 
Now Now Dave !!!
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...which is always a bit of a light hearted laugh has been hijacked by those who would seek to turn it into some form of self righteous/moral high ground battlefield. So thanks guys for that now do us a favour 'eff off and hang your bloody heads in shame. Quite pathetic.
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And so say all of us - well most of us!
posted by John (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 8:52 PM
 
Won't stop me! Lining up a few for next Friday.
posted by Chris of Jokes - Saturday 16th May 2020, 8:59 PM
 
+ 1
posted by Flapjack - Saturday 16th May 2020, 9:34 PM
 
It seems to me the root cause of the problem is the poster O David , he seems very uptight and almost everything upsets him . Saying that , one persons joke is another persons offensive post , but personally I need a good laugh in the current climate so keep the jokes coming , they are only words !
posted by Darren (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 7:32 AM
 
Darren. But unfair to O David I think. His problem was with The Arizonan, not the jokes posted on Friday. The only one who objected to the jokes was The Arizonan and that seems to be only because there were no gay jokes.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 8:14 AM
 
Broadsword you don't believe in Jesus, because you can't see him and the LGB whatever you can. But when he he comes you will see him, but not the other lot. They will be gone like the good people of Sodom and Gomorrah.
posted by Alicante Bert (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 9:00 AM
 
O david has been David, Tim, Timmy, troll, confused, offended and various other nom de plume when are you lot going to realise he’s just in the wind idiots!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 9:09 AM
 
If you can’t laugh at yourself your in a sad way. Anyone who’s racist towards anyone is in bad way but joked a joke
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 9:14 AM
 
AB. I don't believe because religion was man's way of explaining things that are now explained by science. I accept that an all powerful being would be able to "creat" science as a misdirection and a test. I also believe that if God exists and allows the suffering that occurs then he doesn't love his children and is not worthy of our love or respect.
posted by Briadsword (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 9:16 AM
 
Darren you speak the truth, he’s at war with the world. You have to feel a little sorry for him, pathetic, embittered character. Pity we can’t block him from the site completely. We have lost a lot of good old posters because of the continual whinging and bile that comes out of this clown in a steady stream.
posted by Realistic (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:12 AM
 
Nail on the head Dad, alias Impartial.
posted by Impartial 2 (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:16 AM
 
Broadsword could not agree more. no way way can he be perfect he made the human race they say and what a mess that is (I know lm one)
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:52 AM
 
Broadsmore. You are spot on. There was no issue on here until Arizonians hate filled rant which is why I got involved. Seems people On here see only what they want to see. No issue with the jokes, I even join in from time to time, just hate the unnecessary desire to Be vile. @imp - I was david is until someone else started posting as David. I was ashamed a year ago. But that’s it. Crazy to think I am not alone in my beliefs. I do not beleive in Christ and I am not religious but that doesn’t mean I ridicule those who beleive in god. Weird how offended people have been getting though, double standards really.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 1:08 PM
 
God gave man free will. Adam messed up, and since then most of the world have done the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.
posted by Alicante Bert (Guest) - Tuesday 19th May 2020, 9:07 AM
 
I was the one who posted a letter on this site, because though I know you might find it hard to believe but my name is David. But to stop you throwing your toys out of your pram and acting like a spoilt child I decided not to use my name - and won't from now on!
posted by David (Guest) - Wednesday 20th May 2020, 12:27 PM
 
I don't have an issue with you using your name. which is why i put the O in front of mine. It was just confusing people having two Davids. Hence why I'm explaining my name change to Impartial.
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Why is it that you're all comfortable with making jokes about the crucifiction of Jesus Christ, mocking blacks and grinning at Saudis (just from this weeks joke selection) but are truly scared and fearful of making any reference, joke or otherwise, to the LGBT warriors? Are they some sort of protected community? "You can nail up Jesus mate but don't you dare poke fun at gays"! Where and when did your collective manhood get so demeaned? Are you that cowed by the pantomime dames on this site that you no longer condemn the crass, object to the vitriol, or decry the ignorant? Well, are you? While you, the silent majority, tiptoe around on eggshells in fear of giving offense to lesbians, gays, bi-sexuals, transvestites and the aptly named queers, you're quite happy to joke about and demean other minorities, to the point of crucifiction. You have absolutely no notion of how you're being used as convienient fools, to the detriment of your standing as normally functioning members of the human race. Castrati indeed. The skewed moral stasis on this site is an absolute disgrace and those of you who avert your eyes to what's going on should take heed of Martin Niemoller's words. Don't believe what I'm saying? Go on then, be brave and post a gay joke. You won't though will you? Sadly you wont. I'm ashamed of all of you.
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So if you feel that way,,,,, simple don’t come onto the site that offends you so much!
posted by Oz Nick (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 6:51 AM
 
Big up Arizonian totally agree with you , sums the majority of people on here worried about being chastised by the the PC gay mafia !!
posted by Fulham born and bred Dave (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 7:24 AM
 
The Jamaican joke is about accent, the Saudi joke is about a camel ffs. Mals joke above is truly offensive. As to the crucifixion - note the spelling - the difference is that the LGBT community actually exist.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 8:18 AM
 
Apart from my spelling, your point is?
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 16th May 2020, 8:31 AM
 
Agree re my "joke " , but how far can someone go on here , what's offensive to one person is inoffensive to another !
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 8:44 AM
 
Agree with Map that offensive is, to a certain extent, objective. My point is that jokes based on mishearing an accent are common. There are jokes about the many regional UK accents that would not be considered offensive. The camel joke is a play on words and is not an anti Arab joke.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 8:55 AM
 
Sorry, that should say Mal, not map
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 8:57 AM
 
No mate; address the original post.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 16th May 2020, 9:02 AM
 
Arizonan. What else do you want me to say. I think my point is quite clear.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 9:08 AM
 
Broadsword, agree with you re Ari, you'd have thought the yank would have enough on his plate with that crackpot Trumpton to come on here !
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 9:19 AM
 
Neither of you can address the original post. Why is that? What are you afraid of? Go on, give it a try.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 16th May 2020, 9:40 AM
 
dont need 2 tell jokes about lbgt , ,,,they are a bleedin joke
posted by moreline (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 10:18 AM
 
oh and well said arizonian
posted by moreline (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 10:19 AM
 
I used to be a member of the Werewolf community, bit I am alright nooòooooowwwww!
posted by Tony R (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 10:21 AM
 
Arizonan, I agree totally with your post although, as yet, I have not read the joke to which you refer. Unfortunately, it appears minority groups have taken over, especially in England, and we are all expected to admire them. Personally, I don't but I suppose there are entitled to do as they like so long as it does not affect me. However, I object to local councils using my money to support and subsidise "Gay Pride Marches", LGTG and many other groups. There was a "Gay Pride March" in our borough and when I asked the Council if they had used Council Tax Money to subsidise it I was informed a £25,000 contribution had been made. In addition, the cost of providing police to escort the march, road closures and considerable inconvenience to the general public must have also added to the cost. I wonder if Councils would be prepared to support an heterosexual march? I think not. The big London Pride March, which is given considerable television coverage on news reports most cost tax payers thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, and the sight of them all prancing around disgusts me. Sometimes I wonder if us normal people are the minority. Well posted Ari.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 10:21 AM
 
Arizonan. I have addressed the original post. You made reference to three jokes from yesterday and the LGBT community. My posts responded to all these points but if you really are that stupid I will recap. Jokes about accents are generally not seen as offensive. The Saudi joke was not actually about Saudi's/Arabs as such. Now the controversal bit. LGBT people are real and alive now. Jesus may or may not have existed but definitely was not the son of God because he doesn't exist. Have you got it now?
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 11:14 AM
 
BigBoy, when you were on the phone to the Council, did you also voice your objection to money coming out of the same pot to fund policing at football matches? Thought not. Without that contribution the clubs would have to foot the whole bill and in turn ticket prices increase
posted by Flapjack - Saturday 16th May 2020, 11:38 AM
 
I married a lovely black girl l met in Seychelles worked with Gays in tv . And try to treat everyone the same. But we should all be able with in reason to joke with each other.
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 12:05 PM
 
So l will try To gay ghosts in a haunted house putting the wind up each other
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 12:07 PM
 
DMK. Is that deliberate misdirection or did the spell check get the better of you there?
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 12:31 PM
 
Well put ARI. I thought all the the friday jokes we funny. But as i put on here some time ago people are scared to say what the want to. And was called an idiot and a moron. And i also said it would get worse.WE DO NOT LIVE IN A FREE SPEECH COUNTRY NEVER HAVE DONE. COMMUNISM WORKS IN MANY DIFFERENT WAYS. And there have been a few new laws passed under the cloak of this virus.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 12:54 PM
 
Ok then. Cyril and Cedric 2 two gay guys are driving in the countryside,when out of nowhere a big truck collides with them. Cyril says to Cedric,leave it to me,I'm a lawyer,and he waddles over to the truck. He says to the driver in his best masculine voice" you crashed my car ,it's your fault,I'm going to sue sue sue". The Truckie replies"suck my dick". Cyril says "oh" and again waddles back to Cedric. How'd you go Cyril, Cedric says, To which Cedric replies oh we've decided to settle out of court!
posted by Malcolm (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 1:00 PM
 
Ari. You really are a horrible piece of work. You are ‘ashamed’ of people because they won’t discriminate against a minority group on a football site. You joke. I don’t get why it is so important to you to be a nasty little biggot on a Fulham sight? We come here for football, not the crusade of an angry old man. Why must you start a whole conversation thread around your rights to be a horrible little c’’t? Making jokes against peoples race, sexuality or gender can be offensive and as a football community who come here to feel part of the club, maybe this isn’t the place. I’m sure there are plenty of message boards for you to go and learn and tell jokes that would get you kicked out of the stadium on a match day… if you ever went, but you sit on a ranch in Arizona being a keyboard warrior, existing in a little southern bubble where you all still don white hoods and confederate flags. Go f**k yourself you unbelievable twat.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 1:44 PM
 
This is also like the first thing you have said in 2 weeks. why not come on here to participate in football conversation instead of starting fights with racism, homophobia, fake news, confirmation bias, flat earth, sucking up to admin. Cant remember your last Fulham related post. Twat
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 1:46 PM
 
Arizonian totally agree with you on this one
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 2:01 PM
 
@Mal. That joke is horribly racist. Say it to the face of a black person and you will see just how funny it is.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 2:01 PM
 
This ones for you O David , why did the queer get the sack from the sperm bank ???? He got caught drinking on the job
posted by Fulham born and bred Dave (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 3:07 PM
 
I did and they thought it was hilarious you're just a stuck up knob who thinks you are above everyone else , you are not
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 3:07 PM
 
Ari, I was offened by Geezers so called joke which is older than he is, I believe in God. I have a delete button right in front of me but I don't like to use it. I do understand what you are saying but people do not take things 'on the chin' and will fight back just like you do and then it is all this. You ask why I leave things, well everybody has a point of view no matter what others think and unless it gets out of hand or is starting to look violent with threats I leave it.
posted by Baz (Moderator) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 3:08 PM
 
Baz, is Aris non-football hate filled rant not worth deleting. It has caused a big argument. It is simply hate mongering. A rousing speech with no positive outcome. A call to arms, with mal and others already answering. Can imagine these eloquent hatful words coming from hitler or the grand wizard of the KKK, but not a fellow Fulham fan. It’s low, disgusting, dangerous and has no place in football. What happened to Ari that made him hate this much. He needs help.
posted by O David (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 3:18 PM
 
O David aka Ashamed!! its pot calling the kettle , your last rant comparing Ari to Hitler bit over the top dont you think ? Also it's not pc to swear behave
posted by Fulham born and bred Dave (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 3:41 PM
 
Chill people, love thy neighbour, whoops, said the wrong thing !!
posted by Tim (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 3:47 PM
 
We had a gay old time !
posted by Flintstones (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 3:49 PM
 
Wow! :) I come back on the site for the first time in months, to see if there was anything worth reading, appropriate to the resumption of football and what do I find? Same old same old and a prime example of why I left. Ari, my old mate, keep up the good fight, your arguments and logic appear to be lost on these cretins. O David, we’re all sorry you are a Poof. It’s not our fault, why don’t you stop whinging and thereby bringing attention to a condition you really must learn to live with. Don’t bother responding because I’m off again and won’t be reading it. There in lies a message, stop wasting your breath. Ari keep the faith and stay safe:) By the way didn’t know you were a Yank, how did that happen?:))
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 5:20 PM
 
baz when did i make a joke then??????
posted by geezer (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 5:29 PM
 
Was going to make a joke about gays BUTT F>>K IT
posted by Bizzi B (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 5:45 PM
 
what is the definition of "tender love" a gay with hemorrhoids.
posted by Buzzi B (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 5:55 PM
 
@MST please delete this thread. The primordial knuckle draggers are not a good advert for FFC.
posted by The troll (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 8:14 PM
 
You realy are a strange man geezer. So we are now a communist country with no free speech allowed . Suggest a trip to N Korea might change your mind !
posted by John (Guest) - Saturday 16th May 2020, 9:04 PM
 
O David, despite Arizona’s location on a map, it is not considered part of the Deep South, was never part of the Confederacy, and not a bastion of the KKK. Neither is So Cal. But facts aren’t important to you. I live near West Hollywood and have many gay friends workmates and associates. Even been to a couple pride parades with them. If I had them read your nonsense they would be disgusted with you. You would be the last person they would want defending them. Your arguments suck and are full of hyprocisy every single time i.e. defending the LGBT whilst stereotyping every US southerner negatively. They talk more crap to each other and tell worse jokes than anything on here. But in the end ( no pun intended ) the only gay joke they won’t tolerate is you.
posted by Californian - Sunday 17th May 2020, 1:38 AM
 
England was and still is a Christian country period! There is nothing weird about a nurse saying a prayer for someone sick and asking for a prayer! England is fallen if these messed up minorities think Christians are weirding out when we mention Jesus! Joke about any other thing on here, i couldn't give a monkeys, but like the Bible say's' Do not Blaspheme, or take the Lords name in vain. If that sounds 'Wierd' Tough Titties'! Get a grip whoever has lost respect for all those who fought in the war and believed in God' King, and Country! God First! Queen! and Lastly, Fulham!!! In that Order!!! Rant Over!!! P.S, i am ashamedly not that religious as i should be!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 1:56 AM
 
Californian , I cannot beleive you are saying that with a straight face ?
posted by George (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 2:04 AM
 
With my limited intellect, the question mark at the end has sent me into a bit of a confused state. Are you just being rhetorical or Would you like to address your issue?
posted by Californian - Sunday 17th May 2020, 2:23 AM
 
Owen, one of your best posts ever.
posted by Californian - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:30 AM
 
I got it now, Jorge. Say it with a straight face. Good one. I’m actually Bernese. Don’t tell a joke to us on Friday, we’ll laugh in church on Sunday.
posted by Californian - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:48 AM
 
I find it pretty sad the way everyone attacks o David here. Some of the rants on here are very weird particularly those coming from the USA. The anger and hate coming from some does make you wonder why they get so triggered maybe they are not that comfortable with their own sexuality. Who cares but be nice to see comments on football and not just a gang of gay badgers bullying someone for not having the same little mind as they do.
posted by Alex (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 6:43 AM
 
It’s uptight o David that causes all the arguments, tough times at the moment so a good laugh is the best medicine, come on you whites !
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 7:08 AM
 
Good point mal, your mum so fat when she died the stairway to heaven broke.
posted by Alex (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 7:14 AM
 
You’ve all missed Arizonans point idiots. He is asking why it’s ok for some people to make jokes about Jesus and race but those same people are to scared to joke about lgbt Idiots!! Idiots on here read what they want regardless of what’s written!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 7:26 AM
 
Making fun of my mother’s death , classy Alex , twat .
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 7:35 AM
 
Just a joke to lighten up things, jeeeez can’t say anything these days without triggering someone.
posted by Alex (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 7:44 AM
 
Lung cancer is not funny ,
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 7:48 AM
 
What a sad site this has become. Time to exit stage left methinks. Hopefully will be back to " normal" when the footie starts up again.
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 9:28 AM
 
If you can’t see the point I made you’re as basic as you are predictable.
posted by Alex (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:24 AM
 
Lung cancer jokes aren’t funny..... ok tumor
posted by Alex (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:27 AM
 
Dead man walking Alex , be careful out there !
posted by Grim Reaper (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:45 AM
 
john i said it works in many different ways. Next to China. We have more cameras than any body else. Look it up john.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 10:49 AM
 
So what you’re saying then is our right wing government is communist? You couldn’t make it up idiot!! Oh you just did idiot!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 11:11 AM
 
Mal. Here’s a fact for you, and everyone who thinks I started this. There was no problem until Arizonians weird rant came out of the blue. But I suppose you will all claim fake news.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 12:59 PM
 
Thanks Alex. This horrendous bullying is quite hard to handle at times so appreciate someone else standing up to these idiots.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 1:00 PM
 
So you agree with Alex who made fun of my mum dying of lung cancer ? Showing your true colours o David you sick Cnut.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 3:00 PM
 
Grow up Mal. Never said anything to do with your mum. But a bit of advice. If you are going to give people sh*t, learn how to take it.
posted by O David (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 3:04 PM
 
Ill say it again thick o. It comes in many ways. And if you keep your masses thick [like you] they are easier to control.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Sunday 17th May 2020, 4:31 PM
 
 
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There was a debate earlier about Facebook. I use it every now and then and dont really like to judge anyone who does or does not partake! But just read this from a Fulham fan who wrote the following to the club. Apologies for the long post and lack of sentence gaps as I am on my phone! Dear Sir/Madam, In these troubled times as a club we have lost; sadly; many supporters over the last few months. These were not just supporters, they were the life and soul upon which Fulham Football Club has been built throughout many years As and when the season starts or recommences behind closed doors, sadly there will be empty seats around the stadium. Many fans who have watched the team week in and week out will feel an emptiness as they look to their side or from the next row a solitary empty seat that has been filled for many a season by someone whose weekend was Fulham Football Club. No longer will there be the comradeship that brought many fans together, because sadly one of them is no longer present to enjoy the banter they loved so much. We will march onwards, because that is what they would have wanted and wished for. They leave behind them a legacy, a legacy that still breathes Fulham and will continue to do so. A legacy they have passed down to Sons and Daughters, to grandchildren and beyond. Fulham Football Club is not about race or religion or politics, It is about the away days and the anticipation on a Saturday afternoon when we all come together, united in one belief only, that of Black and White. When we finally return to watch the team, maybe we can have a minutes silence for those empty chairs around the stadium and salute those who gave their all for this magnificent club. Maybe pass this on to the players and management so that they may realise what Fulham Football Club meant to those unable to watch their team anymore. Thank You
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Thanks for showing that Chris very touching and agree 100 per cent
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 15th May 2020, 9:04 PM
 
When i first went to Fulham i sat around many people. And one in particular a bloke i sat next to started to go to Fulham with his dad in 1948 the year i was born. And met my wife as well. I have not see him now for more than three years. I wonder what has happen to him. So i dont think we need the virus to miss other fans that have pass over.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Friday 15th May 2020, 9:18 PM
 
It’s a nice piece possibly written by somebody directly effected, but Geezer is obviously quite correct with his comment. There is another club (thought it was Burnley) regularly pay tribute to fans lost over a specific period with photos on the big screen & applause, indicating ‘one club, one family’, which is quite a nice touch, although some would probably say that the minutes applause is starting to be over used, and that an entry in the match day programme is quite sufficient
posted by Flapjack - Friday 15th May 2020, 10:32 PM
 

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