in that week George, what posting tipped you over the edge?? I looked back at your last post and nothing immature followed that.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 8:38 PM

yes' i can see it all coming together and our manager is so confident and happy with our squad progress and i am happy. Good confidence booster and post Johnc. It won't take long in Kevin gaining confidence, he is Brazilian and they don't usually lack confidence.
posted by OWEN - Friday 28th August 2026, 9:11 AM We are as usual quite slow, in making new signings, but looking at our squad in general, over the last two games, I am asking myself, if we really do need any new signings, as this present squad seems strong enough to be a good middle of the table side, and with what looks like a talented of youngsters coming through, further progress is looking good. I will probably be blasted for this, but we shouldn't be buying for buyings sake.
posted by George H (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 9:53 AM I want Kevin to do well, but that run on goal in the second half one on one with the keeper, was this a classic example of a totally one footed player?
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 11:25 AM Ipswich bought a world cup winner last night 25 mill another team who are printing dosh,mind u he is an argie.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 11:57 AM Well spotted Tibor i was thinking the same. And the shot was directed towards the wrong post anyway.
posted by Duke (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 12:15 PM

You are not telling the truth.
posted by Fakefug (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 7:53 AM Russian interference with the ticketing system?
posted by Siberian Brother. (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 9:48 AM

So bloody boring we’re playing a league one side fgs. Wake me up when it’s over.
posted by Sleeping beauty (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 8:52 PM Didn't watch any game but not surprised. Marco didn't get the best from these two but Arbeola might if given a chance. Surely Muniz is a better signing than Wimbledon, Marco rated Muniz and he wanted him to stay. Smith Rowe i still think should and could have played a part in the Chelsea game Monday night. He might have come with a bigger impact than Palacios in my opinion. It is still early days and i wouldn't write Muniz or Rowe off so quickly. That's just me but each to his own.
posted by OWEN - Thursday 27th August 2026, 8:58 PM Mrs Beauty , you missed a great match , washing up done ?
posted by Mick (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 8:59 PM How good is Garcia going to be, if we can hold on to him in January.
posted by AC (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 9:05 PM According to the BBC Chelsea (2-0) cruise past Luton but Fulham (3-0) only beat Wimbledon.
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 9:05 PM I know it’s only Wimbledon but what pleases me is how well ESR is linking with GG in tight spaces. Maybe ESR finally found someone who can play at his level and getting the best out of him. I’d like to see them two playing together for 60-70mins . Palacios has great touches and control. Just need to adjust to the pace of the premier league. All very exciting!!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 9:17 PM At least ESR has found his true level at last: League One
posted by Ted (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 12:49 AM I thought ESR had a good game.
posted by Mick (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 6:00 AM Our reserves comfortably beat a 1st divisions team, something we have not found easy before. It is promising in that sense. Anderson was getting match practise and should be back on Saturday. When Garcia game on we really looked a class team. He is going to score a lot of goals for us, our first real striker since Mitrovic.
posted by The Time Is Now - Friday 28th August 2026, 6:30 AM We are playing Sunday !
posted by Mick (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 8:32 AM Idoubt he will be as prolific as Mitrovic but i hope he can. I will be the first to say i was wrong if he is a 20 goal a season man.
posted by OWEN - Friday 28th August 2026, 9:07 AM GG adds a lot more to the game than Mitrovic. So, while he probably won't score 20-25 goals a season like Mitro, he will create more assists - and defend more from the front.
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 11:06 AM When did Mitro ever score 20 -25 goals in a PREMIER LEAGUE season. I know that he was a great goal scorer for us and blew the Championship apart but I don't recall him ever getting 20 -25 goals in the PL. Maybe my memory fails me?
posted by George (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 12:00 PM

That even more than my electric bill
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 8:33 AM When Fulham sign a player? It’ll be like the Book of Revelations. When the Lamb opens the final seal, all of heaven goes quiet for roughly thirty minutes, creating an atmosphere of deep reverence and solemn anticipation.’
posted by Pat O’Fiscal (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 9:15 AM Hopefully Fulham will add another £50m to that 2.7bn. We still need a Diop replacement, right mid and i'd sell ESR for 50m (seems like the going rate for any with experience or can kick a ball) and get another centre mid! Khan has 5 more days to deliver!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 9:19 AM I mknow a lot of people want ESR out, but I think he could come good under AA. He was suppressed (as were others) under MS, but he is more than capable of playing a pressing game, as this is the Arsenal way
posted by Bob (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 9:38 AM We are not seeking success as a football business. We are offering entertainment much like a London theatre, luxury at high cost to its customers. Such a business needs to not over spend but market itself well. Only expand when bursting at the seams. Stay safe and steady root in well and edge forward slowly but surely.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 11:56 AM Sure is money madness. Chelsea signed Delap for around £30 million, he scores once in 28 appearances and they sell for £45 million plus add one.
posted by NRL (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 11:59 AM Forest are stupid or Chelsea are smart?! If Delap is worth £50m - maybe Muniz is also £50 as he also only scored 1 goal from his 25 games last season!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 12:16 PM What about the Starlight cafe Tibor?
posted by Greeno. (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 2:10 PM Tickety-Boo. Chappy.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 4:17 PM " he is more than capable of playing a pressing game," maybe for 10 minutes.
posted by Ted (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 10:04 PM ESR , one of our more classier players.
posted by Mick (Guest) - Friday 28th August 2026, 6:02 AM

Hope not,he wasn’t that good a few years ago
posted by Chief (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 3:21 PM About time we signed some young English talent. His last season with us was fantastic.
posted by Tess Tickles (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 3:22 PM You must be f 'n joking.
posted by AC (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 3:34 PM He is. Loftus-Cheek made it very clear he was a Chelsea player when last on loan. Hope it's only a false rumours.
posted by Tonyjohn (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 4:55 PM Coventry have offered 8 mill. Come on Fulham! £30 million bid at least.
posted by Dave Loftycheeks (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 6:06 PM Brentford are spending money, like it's going out of fashion, and we are being left well behind in the spending stakes. Good luck to the little bees, as they are scoring goals for fun at the moment, and they could be a good tip to quilify for a European spot next May. Brighton are another club with big ideas, and lots of goals. On the other hand, we might be looking over our shoulders near the wrong end of the table. Despite their financial charges, both Chelsea and Man City keep spending willy nilly, while we have to watch the pennies ! ! There must be reasons for this, but not being the brain of Britain, I don't understand the logic of it at all ! !
posted by THE CRAVEN (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 6:09 PM A good fan base is emerging in the ground, wherever they are coming from. It is about time all us old wingers stopped dragging the team down. Backstreet Fulham dodgy car mechanics.........nasty.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 6:40 PM Says someone who has gained his Fulham knowledge from Minder.
posted by Arfur Sixpence (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 7:13 PM Born and bred
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 7:44 PM I used to play with the tortoise in the tiny garden at the Colton Arms. When i was a wee nipper.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 7:52 PM Took a while to google that, you forgot to mention whelks and rickets. You’re probably a hedge fund manager from Poughkeepsie who’s lurvin’ the soccer experience at lil’ ole Full Ham.
posted by Dave Thrupnies (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 8:19 PM Wouldn't you feel very silly if you were completely wrong?
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 8:23 PM Yeehaw Tex! I’ll see y’all down the rubba dub..
posted by Kevin Pearlyking (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 8:40 PM i'm not playing anymore
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 9:20 PM Y’all come back now pardner.
posted by Eric Rememberstheblitz (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 9:22 PM I am sure our manager would not want another 30 year old, he is trying to get shot of ones we already have.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 27th August 2026, 10:25 AM Just my opinion for all it's worth. The point for signing Loftus Cheek is for is strength in running through the middle. Josh King for all his talent is not strong enough to carry the ball through the middle and we don't have enough power in midfield. We can argue till the cows come home that Loftus is crap and not good enough for Fulham which is a nonsense because he plays for AC Milan and they are up there with the best and besides, Loftus i think will have learnt much more for going to Milan. Arbeola is happy with our team and progress so far this season by the way and he acknowledges that we need to tighten up at the back but we know this is a long term problem.
posted by OWEN - Thursday 27th August 2026, 6:58 PM

Ha! Ha! Payback time for England @ the World Cup!
posted by bigboy4651 (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 7:28 AM Quite reminiscent of a certain Juventus game about 16 years ago really
posted by Old Bloke (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 7:49 AM But imagine if they had £100 million tv money every year. So your argument is flawed.
posted by Pat McGroin (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 7:59 AM They average around 59,000 at home games , horrible club and fans.
posted by Mick (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 9:19 AM Yet they're all pundits like they know what they're talking about.
posted by Paul (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 11:50 AM The Irish football team...
posted by HBC. (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 2:13 PM Never been interested in Scottish football two many Scot's play in it
posted by The Time Is Now - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 2:31 PM Not now. It’s like everywhere else in Europe, the Ghanaian Premier League.
posted by Idi Lammy (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 3:35 PM There are still 6 Scottish players in the starting 11.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 27th August 2026, 8:00 AM The post said Scottish football. If you meant a particular team you should have said it. There’s not many indigenous players in any European leagues anywhere.
posted by Dave Oxblood (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 8:15 AM

Well bigboy that took a lot of working out!
posted by Bishop Park. (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 5:28 AM Smith Rowe tends to languish wherever he’s put, he’s a languishing kinda guy.
posted by Willie Orwontee (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 6:19 AM Do you grow Oranges on the Orontree?
posted by Fingers O'Green. (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 7:30 AM Any of those who wanted to sign Raheem Sterling at the end of last season want to comment on anything?
posted by Fingers O’ Dyslexia (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 7:56 AM Big balls
posted by Sphero (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 8:47 AM Fingers , it’s only 121 days until Christmas!
posted by Mick (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 9:21 AM

Yes' Dolly was a great songwriter who believed in God and she loved the Lord. Who are we to judge? Her greatest song was probably 'I Will Always Love You, ' sung by Whitney Houston and made mega-bucks from the movie The Bodyguard. I think this song is remembered fondly in lots of happy memories around marriages all over the world. Rest in peace, Dolly Parton and God Bless...
posted by OWEN - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 7:51 PM ‘I’m begging of you, please don’t take my maaan!’
posted by Drew Peacock (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 7:53 PM Extremely sad, for not just C & W fans but got music lovers in general.A humble person for all her wealth.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 6:26 AM She had her knockers, but I always liked her.
posted by Betty Humpter (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 6:49 AM My father introduced me to classical music and i was about 7, thought great. When I went to school I became an expert in the crappy pop music around at the time so as not to seem odd, but still loved and mainly listened to pop music. I eliminated all other music from my listening tastes in my forties, have always hated country music it is so bloody miserable.
posted by The Time Is Now - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 8:48 AM Crappy pop music around what time ?
posted by Mick (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 9:23 AM All of it, anything that only last 3 minutes, depends on a catchy chorus and take about 10 minutes to write fits the crappy bill.
posted by The Time Is Now - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 12:45 PM 1960s , 1970s ? Be more specific.
posted by Mick (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 2:32 PM Some of the greatest things ever written have been 3 minute pop songs.
posted by Fuzz Freeman (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 4:05 PM If you think so fine, but I believe popular music is for young people and people who never grow up.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 27th August 2026, 10:28 AM

Sessegnon isn’t a good left back.
posted by Orville Thedeeamerawake (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 6:22 AM But Sess can use his right foot, unlike Robinson.
posted by W (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 4:15 PM Sess is more likely to score goals going forward even if we play him at left back. I agree he isn't the strongest of left backs but sometimes we have to take the good with the bad because it can sometimes pay dividends.
posted by OWEN - Thursday 27th August 2026, 7:03 PM

Discussed below by JohnC and others.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 2:53 PM Doesn’t seem like a nice person, on big wages and the new manager probably hasn’t even heard of him. He’d be too arrogant to come back anyway.
posted by Willie Stroker (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 4:16 PM Lester, are you just making up a rumour, with regards to Elliott, as I have never, ever seen any media or press reports of us even being remotely interested in resigning him. If Liverpool did offer him to us for the season on loan, as much as I dislike him, it might be worth thinking about, but he didn't exactly tear up any trees at Villa did he ?
posted by AC (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 5:50 PM If he is our highest paid player and does not look as good as most of his team mates he will not last five minutes. Do not bother.
posted by The Time Is Now - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 12:47 PM Elliott will land up at lttle bees with all the other ffc haters
posted by Ipotombi (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 10:40 AM

We had most of the game , and lost by score i said yesterday by one goal,but still kept going well done , how ever need some steel in middle defensive m/f with attitude will do.The center of team is to soft, and more to the point squad need at least another 3 players in to small nothing to exciting coming of the bench.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 12:44 PM We had most of the game , and lost by score i said yesterday by one goal,but still kept going well done , how ever need some steel in middle defensive m/f with attitude will do.The center of team is to soft, and more to the point squad need at least another 3 players in to small nothing to exciting coming of the bench.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 12:58 PM Deacon, you said the score would be 1-2 so you are telling porkies. No wonder your Mitre Crozier were taken away. I agree with the rest of your comments.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 2:58 PM Deacon, you said the score would be 1-2 so you are telling porkies. No wonder your Mitre Crozier were taken away. I agree with the rest of your comments.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 2:59 PM Not quite correct , we lost by one goal, so a 2/1 defeat is the same according to my maths first read at henries holiday camp .
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 10:26 AM Deacon, 1-2 is not the same as 2-3 and I am sure your Maths teacher would have told you likewise. If you place a bet at the bookies for Fulham to lose 1-2 and then go back the following day to collect your winnings they would kick you out the door. You were wrong but won’t admit it. Go back to school.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 6:45 PM Think games changing seems these you go to South America pick up somone for 10 mill flog him to one of the big boys for 70 mill keeps you safe for another year seems the big boys are buying even more this year don’t think ffc have brought into this yet
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 10:48 AM Can somone explain how a football team ban buy a player for 30 mill who proceeds to score one goal iin his teams colours and are asking 50 mill for him (delap )
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 10:55 AM Nice to see the Argentine gent had a pleasent evening and was roundly admired by the home crowd in there responce Seems at full time he was unable to thank his adoring fans and rushed of maybey he needed the loo think he needs to get used to this if he stays in uk what he got on Monday nothing to what’s in store for him ( still the moneys good
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Thursday 27th August 2026, 11:02 AM

He’s gone back to Madrid.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 7:27 AM I got it wrong , he hasn’t.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 11:21 AM Where is he Mal as I saw he was playing for Real recently.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 3:01 PM

He does that to create space for our players in midfield. Doesn’t always work as we’ve seen when Brighton use the same tactic but when it does, it can be formidable. Still extremely early days.
posted by George (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 6:52 AM All of the goals we due to very bad defending, both teams attack well but defences need a lot of work. We need another central defender before the window closes.
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 6:56 AM

Agree DMK, we have enough to build on and we will get better. It is always disappointing to lose to Chelsea who are a good side but not exceptional. I thought 3-3 would have been the result if only Robinson was more accurate with the lob not to be. We were very naive tactically at the back and this is not a new problem and it is easy to sort out when all players watch it back. Their second goal was schoolboy stuff, leaving two players unmarked. At this level we will get punished every time for switching off and ball watching but saying all that Chelsea are not amazing and they also make mistakes which we should learn to capitalise on. Arbeola will know and see our defensive issues no probs. We only acquired 3 players so far and i wonder if there is more to come in before the window shuts?
posted by OWEN - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 3:07 AM We started very poorly but steadily got better, as you said it is promising. We have a young Spaniard up front who may score lots of goals as he knows what he is doing. We must be able to beat enough of the ordinary teams to stay up or better.
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 6:38 AM Last season I was often critical of our team seems to lack energy that other teams like Brighton, Bournemouth etc had. Arbeloa looks like have resolved this and our players worked their socks off from the 31st seconds of the match to the very last minute! Apart from Sess, i thought the players came off the bench didn't show the same urgency and energy. We need to change that.
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 9:16 AM

To add insult to injury both Neville and Carragher have tipped us for relegation. Don’t know how Jedi missed the lob my grandad would have buried that.
posted by Barry the blade. (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 10:15 PM Very unfair in the two new boys. Palacios was creative and Gonzalo harried Chelsea defence constantly. His goal was instinct to head the ball down. How many times have we seen strikers head over from that situation. For 75% of the game we gave a good account of ourselves. Much more to come and I am confident of a top half finish.
posted by George (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 6:56 AM Ted, that is your first sensible post that you have made and it is constructive. Agree with most of it so carry on posting.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 3:09 PM Thanks Dad
posted by Ted (Guest) - Wednesday 26th August 2026, 2:20 AM

Tintagel? Puts MSTs cruising up the Danube into a cocked hat, all them twelve fingered folk picking the banjo and making you squeal like a little piggy. Lucky boy.
posted by Betty Fawkter (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 9:16 PM Think you are a bit of a twat Owen, yes there were mistakes in defence, but we were playing a team full of interrnationals and gave a good account of oursdlves attacking, there is no secret we are looking for defenders, it is so called suporters like you, that p**s me off
posted by Bob (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 10:01 PM All basic poor defending Bob, no excuses! Poor defending all over!!!
posted by OWEN - Monday 24th August 2026, 10:14 PM A team full of internationals playing, guess what? A team full of internationals. I’m glad I don’t waste my money by going.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 10:50 PM Wonder if Cody Drameh would come back?
posted by Don Keeballs (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 10:52 PM Bob, there is no need to be disrespectful to Owen who is an asset to this board. There appears to be a minority of posters who consider swearing, blasphemy and being offensive to other posters is acceptable. Well it should not be tolerated on this or any other board. I am sure we have lost posters in the past so make an attempt to be respectful. Thank you.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 3:18 PM

JohnC, the feelings about Elliott but you are quite right he is a hard nut and would add steel in mid field. In addition, he is very much an attacking player who can score goals. For £30 mln he would be a bargain but would he want to return to Fulham?u
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 4:45 PM Bobb has had a bit of time to settle now, I think he needs to show us a bit of magic or die trying.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 4:56 PM Considering the strength of Chelsea, and although we are losing at HT, I must admit to being quite impressed at the way we are playing, and a few games together we could finish midway in the table.
posted by LTS (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 7:54 PM How did the Spanish influx from Madrid do,? I’ve never been to a game.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 9:30 PM Decent performance against a team that will be challenging for the league,a lot of positives just let ourselves down in a couple of defensive nightmares
posted by Chief (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 9:41 PM Had Jedi lobbed into the net, as he should have done, then a point would have been ours, but that's football for you. I was still quite impressed with the squad in general, and I will now look forward to a decent season, despite the SKY Sports team tipping us to be in a relegation fight.
posted by LTS (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 10:08 PM Who’s Jedi? He wasn’t in the team sheet.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 11:41 PM

Cuthbert, may I suggest you do not look at this board if you believe it is pointless.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 6:10 PM It’s like keying your own car. Why do something if you don’t like it. It’s like whining about trolling. Don’t look at if if you don’t like what they’re saying.
posted by Pat McGroin (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 6:55 PM

We have the two Spanish players from Madrid.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 12:33 PM why post on this site when it run by nutters? utter crap is let go on this site every day and moderators do nothing boring unfunny humour or play ground jokes.
posted by poinless (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 12:40 PM I have been informed by Fulham FC that once inside the ground , everybody MUST only talk about football and preferably Fulham FC. This is to keep in line with the same nonsense being requested by some people on the meaningless Fulham unofficial web message board.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 12:49 PM More Tibore
posted by Trebour (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 1:17 PM I am only 9 years old Mr Poinless ...if that is your name sir. Don't you expect playground [all one word] humour from a child? I thought everybody on this site is young. Are you and older man? Could you tell me an old persons joke, just so i can learn mature humour for you.
posted by small boy (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 1:39 PM Deacon, the same as last early season, total negativity. In addition, there is no excuse for swearing. Swearing, generally indicates an inability to express one’s self using this he English language.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 1:42 PM We’ve also lost Chukwueze who contributed more than Bobb or Macedo ( Kevin )
posted by Geoff (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 5:45 PM What did i say about loan players and promises? Very disappointing, no Chukwueze.
posted by OWEN - Monday 24th August 2026, 9:13 PM

There’s enough Tossin’ around here as it is.
posted by Hugh G. Rection (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 12:34 PM

May I remind you that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. I am sure Owen will comment after tonight’s game.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 8:56 AM Who made up that saying? And who is to say that they are right or they are wrong?
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 4:11 PM

He needs more Time.
posted by Timeless. (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 8:12 AM

Agree - let’s get back to football but surely we don’t have to be so negative and worried about relegation or lower teams getting a few points even before we kicked a ball. Imagined if we lose tomorrow night, you’d advise the bookies to pay out any bets on us going down! Com’on. We have a rookie manager and a few rookie new players - over the season, we will get more points that the likes of Hull and Coventry and you’d never know, maybe spurs too!!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 9:07 AM Why worry, as we haven't even played a game yet, and we are 11th in the table. If we don't play anymore, we could be challenging for Europe ! !
posted by AC (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 10:26 AM why are you talking about subjects of discussion that you don't want to discuss. Stick to Fulham.
posted by jim (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 11:33 AM Well said it’s all about the football now,unfortunately Brentford showed most teams how to start the season,serious fast tempo run your balks off chase everything and if you get any chances bury them.Many will consider Chelsea a free hit( expect to lose) but definitely beatable Sunderland away need to get all 3 points and mainly don’t panic.Palace and three promoted teams may struggle always a couple more at least to get involved I would of thought our squad is too strong to struggle
posted by Chief (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 1:12 PM Looks like Frank Sidebottom is going to call a sneak general election. Come on Nigel! Lead us from this socialist hell into the light.
posted by Andy Burnthem (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 2:30 PM I don’t think Burnham will call a general election as he knows reform will win and implement policy to stop the boats, he will carry on for as long as he can causing carnage to our country and economy while raising taxes to unprecedented levels.
posted by Fabian society. (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 3:19 PM Craven, I could not agree more. Now the season is underway, with ours getting underway tomorrow evening, let us concentrate on football in general and Fulham specifically. Obviously, tomorrow’s game is going to be difficult with an inexperienced side up against £bln team loaded with international players. We will be severely tested with the bookies money firmly on a Chelsea win. With a new manager, plus his acolytes from Real Madrid, none of us will be confident of a home win. I will be interested in how AA sets the team up which I hope will be an attacking formation. I suspected Andersen will feature, provided he has finished his suspension, which in my book will be a mistake and regret the departure of Diop. I hope my fears do not come to fruition. I am excited but we have been handed a tough six starting games which will test our mettle and will provide a guide to the rest of the season. To everyone who will be there be loud, be noisy and above all be respectful.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 6:52 PM craven and bigboy, i disagree, I know one Fulham player who looks in on this site and admires its diverse comedy and subject matter.
posted by todd (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 6:59 PM Kick the squatters out of the Kings Road!
posted by Todd O'Slaughter. (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 7:46 PM There’s not enough boots to do the kicking out this country needs.
posted by Salman Ella (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 8:11 PM What a mishmash of strange results this weekend, and not just in the Premier League, but the Championship as well. Who, in their right mind, would forecast Charlton winning at the London Stadium. As far as the Premier League is concerned, no games could have been forecast with any confidence, to my cost with the bookies. Coventry apart, who could have seen the Hull and Ipswich results coming. Can we follow the trend by beating, or drawing with our neighbours Chelsea tomorrow, but unfortunately I doubt it, but at least we must go down fighting, and not just roll over and take a pasting. Once this game is done and dusted, it will give us an idea, of the shape of things to come.
posted by LTS (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 9:37 PM I agree, all others similar sites are just nutters spouting lies and rubbish for effect. The moderator could perhaps delete all not football threads.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 24th August 2026, 6:43 AM Maybe practice on yours till he gets the hang of it. What is it about Britain that everyone wants to ban things? It’s like communist Russia with the added drawback that the government invites foreigners in to rape and murder as well.
posted by Eric Shin (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 6:55 AM This is a football site and if non football threads are allowed it will corrupt young contributor and simpletons.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 24th August 2026, 7:18 AM

It is not his fault that he was born a royal. The rest of the world is envious and I am proud for the most part of the Royal Family. Everything else British is being eroded away, let them [the infiltrators] not find a way to dilute us further.
posted by kevin (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 7:16 PM Harry the hostage is an utter disgrace the way he has slagged off his family , as for his Mrs , horrible nasty piece of work.
posted by Ted (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 7:30 PM So Harry fought in Afghan , his dad is betraying the Christian faith , I’m on Harry’s side
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 7:35 PM Abolish the bloated unelected monarchy now!
posted by Vive la république (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 7:35 PM Charles Mountbatten-Windsor Is a traitor to this country and a traitor to the indigenous people of this country. He is instrumental to the islamifacation of the uk and now that that late queen has passed it's time to get rid of the monarchy.
posted by Scott free (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 7:51 PM Magicman,Harry the hostage should have done us all a favour and stayed there.
posted by Ted (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 8:14 PM I’d like to see a DNA test for the ginger gobshyte. I’d also like the king to pay for all the hangers on including the sweaty nonce. There’s no UK anymore so no need for a king. The indigenous are being rapidly replaced. They’ll give you guff about low birth rates but at the same time pass laws to abort babies up until the day before they’re due to be born.
posted by Magnus Pyke (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 8:26 PM without a royal family, who would we lay down our lives for to protect?
posted by Di (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 8:43 PM The grand mufti?
posted by Davis Lamb (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 10:46 PM Rich brat marries demanding woman.
posted by Bring Back Cromwell! (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 5:31 AM The government would appoint a head of state from the great and good list with the agreement of the opposition parties. Like the King he would sign acts of parliament and do good act in society. We would not need all the royal properties which would save many millions if not billions of pounds. Now what would be wrong about that. We are not creating a President we are simply creating a much cheaper version of what we have now with same lack of any political power.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 8:04 AM To be fair the royal family bring in millions of pounds in tourism although they barely pay any tax would be surprised if Harry and Megan stick it out here,they both have done unbelievable damage to royal family but I guess that’s families for you
posted by Chief (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 1:16 PM They don’t. The French Royal Family were killed 300 yearz ago and the Palace of Versailles attracts five times more visitors than all the British Royal palaces combined. If there were no Royals in Britain tourists would still come.
posted by Pierre Overthefence (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 1:32 PM And we’d save giving money to the spongers in the civil list and not have to give tax breaks to jug ears and pay hundreds of millions every year to rent the seabed around our own country.
posted by Pierre Overthefenceagain (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 3:38 PM Not to mention the unmentionable nonce Royal, and then we’ve got Edward who thinks he’s living in the 1940’s. They have been taking us for a ride for centuries a bunch of self entitled freeloading hooray Henrys and Sloane rangers who think sitting in the Royal box at Wimbledon is doing a days work. Sling them all out on the street tomorrow as far as I’m concerned.
posted by The Axeman. (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 4:10 PM

The shock would be Chelsea beating us, so I'm now concerned ….
posted by Dellers (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 6:50 PM I even enjoyed Bentford beating Spurs
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 7:37 PM somebody beat me please
posted by pansy pete (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 9:57 PM

So you have tried to cover yourself both ways.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 5:53 PM Oh' absolutely, Tibor, my good name and reputation is at stake here.
posted by OWEN - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 9:06 PM As a speech once went...''or so I thought''
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 9:41 PM This happens every season because the big teams have the best players who play in the best international team who are involved in something each summer which means it takes a few weeks for the big teams to get match fit. Our manager has doubled our players work to compensate so we should be very fit on Monday to beat Chelsea who are not the team they used to be.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 8:50 AM Smith Rowe world class,craziest thing you’ve said
posted by Chief (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 1:19 PM

Don't hold your breath, about late signings, and even if we do manage a couple, they will be players that nobody else wants. It's no good saying that a season in the Championship would do us good. Ask West Ham what they think at the moment, with two games, no wins, and a home defeat to Charlton of all teams.
posted by AC (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 4:43 PM You mean the influx of Spanish players from Madrid?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 4:45 PM On one of my dinghies.
posted by Keith punjab (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 8:17 PM Mal What have you got against the Spanish?
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 9:51 AM Are you worried your daughter might marry one of then?
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 9:54 AM I’m sure Mal and Mr Punjab are one and the same.
posted by Dan (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 10:11 AM No we are not
posted by MalJab (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 3:35 PM Yes, we are.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 4:08 PM Nope, you’re a fake.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 4:08 PM No, you are.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 4:30 PM

We have signed two Spanish players from Madrid!
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 1:49 PM Real players?
posted by Dennis Dense (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 1:54 PM Maybe you signed them, but not me.
posted by dimsum (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 1:58 PM With illegal vapes mal ?
posted by Keith punjab (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 1:59 PM Yep, two Real sexy Spaniards.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 3:09 PM I’ve changed my mind, we haven’t signed any Spaniards .
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 3:16 PM Surnames not Arday is it?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 3:53 PM Better to buy a player who you can sell if he does poorly, than get a player on loan who is brilliant but you cannot buy him because of that.
posted by The Time Is Now - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 4:36 PM I think we should sing andy burnham on loan
posted by Poo nam (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 4:40 PM I keep replying to my own posts , anyone think I need help ?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 5:34 PM I do
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 5:50 PM So do I
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 6:44 PM Getting silly now, leave Mal alone.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 10:24 PM Thanks Mal.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 10:24 PM You're welcome Mal
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 11:04 PM They will need them. Bubbles burst judging by this week ends games coventry plus two others
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 10:34 AM Keep us posted mal
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Tuesday 25th August 2026, 7:07 AM

I certainly won't be taking my life savings to the bookmaker based on these two goons predictions.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 2:29 PM Ex Chelsea players slag off Fulham. Stop press.
posted by Tom Stamford (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 3:21 PM one of them right out of the shed
posted by joe (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 3:28 PM Listening to Talksport... desperate times!
posted by bigboy4651 (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 5:04 PM Were they impressed by the two Spanish signings from Madrid?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 5:24 PM Sounds like we are going down then, if all pundits are to be believed ??, as we have lost 2 regular 1st teamers (Jimenez, Wilson) Chok, Diop, Lukic, but mainly Silva, what a joke, look at Brighton, Palace and Newcastle who are losing players left right and centre, I hope AA has players wound up for Monday and we show what we are about this season.
posted by Bob (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 5:40 PM I asked myself that question, I’m still not sure.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 6:17 PM Until we cross the dotted line on Monday, none of use know what type of season we have in front of us. It could be a complete disaster, and we end up back in the Championship, on the other hand, if AA, gets us to gel, we could be challenging for a European spot. It's in the lap of the gods. I have a feeling that we will be OK, but only just, but I know m nuffin ! !
posted by THE CRAVEN (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 8:01 PM Am i the only one to cotton on that you are all the same?
posted by jack daniel (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 11:40 PM Men? idiots? Be more specific.
posted by Jim Beamish (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 12:30 AM You mean Jim Beam.
posted by Jim Beam (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 12:32 AM No I don’t, I like mine with a glass of stout.
posted by Jim Beamish (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 12:33 AM Fair enough.j
posted by Jim Beam (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 12:34 AM I mean....you, yew, u, ew,
posted by jack daniel (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 12:48 AM Who would have predicted that on the last day of the season it would be between Spurs and West Ham who would be relegated? That shows how difficult it is to make a prediction. So don’t worry the favourites will always be the teams that come up but if he said that every year that would be boring
posted by Andy S (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 12:35 PM I am more inclined to agree with Craven but am optimistic that we will garner at least 50 points. It is always dangerous to poke your head above the parapets before a ball has been kicked but I believe we are in for some excitement. Once again, we see the effect of money spoiling tradition and playing matches to suit television companies. Our first game on a Monday night is ridiculous but fortunately this should be too bad for the majority of fans. Hopefully, our fans will be just as vociferous as the Chelsea mob.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 1:03 PM Just enjoy the football coming to the cottage this season. Stand solid behind the team. Don't get despondent when things don't go to plan. Watch out for some good cup runs. And don't get caught up with this Fulhamish business, it's not a real thing, the new players and manager don't even know what that is.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 1:05 PM We need at least another centre back before the window closes. I think we will get three players on the last day of the window.
posted by The Time Is Now - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 1:40 PM I gave up listening to Talk sport about a year after its start because it never mentioned Fulham and all the presenters were ultra right idiots. Lot more of those about now.
posted by The Time Is Now - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 4:28 PM I'll bet a penny to a pinch of sh1t that you're an lbc listener and you tune into that champagne socialist james O'brien
posted by Scott free (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 4:48 PM I simply refuse to listen to LBC, especially, James O'brian, with his absolutely stupid sound tracks. The man is off of his rocker.
posted by LTS (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 6:00 PM James O'Brien tries to be all understanding with sobbing ladies and all matey with the blokes, claims to be all squeaky clean and moralistic, knows when everyone is wrong but never has any solutions, tries to make himself seem superior by the use of big words and an overly complex way of delivering them. [RIP Brian Hayes}.
posted by F lampard (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 6:33 PM I listen to radio 3 where you hear brilliant music most of the time, most of which last more than 3 minutes.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 23rd August 2026, 7:22 AM When obrian. Comes on I turn off he drones on for. 3 hours still sulking over brexit think he was suicidal at the time pity he never topped. Himself
posted by Ipotombi (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 9:02 AM

We have signed two Spanish players from Madrid!
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 2:34 PM Any vapes?
posted by Keith Punjit Innit (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 2:35 PM More, more, more from anywhere. The Times fear for us, prove them wrong. I am sure we still have old fogies the new manager would like rid of , but he needs replacements as we still have a small squad.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 20th August 2026, 2:39 PM You should know Keith , your shop sells them to anyone aged 10 and over.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 3:05 PM Anyway, enough of me being a racist and thinking about 10 year olds. Two Spanish players from Madrid. Nothing to worry about.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 3:44 PM At last , admitting to being a racist , I knew it , if your 10 years old you’ve plenty to worry about with you still breathing.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 3:49 PM If we do sign, better just one with class than a bunch of nobodies as we have done occassionally
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 4:30 PM most students have class
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 6:52 PM What about some Aussie players Mal?
posted by Mel. (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 4:16 AM

Nah. Luton Airport
posted by Miss Chase (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 2:23 PM There should be a law about allowing too many minorities into the UK, there’s far too many pale gingers as it is.
posted by John Bull (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 2:37 PM It’s Meghan , commoners.
posted by Meghan (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 3:07 PM Only one spelled it incorrectly. So it is commoner.
posted by mathman (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 5:16 PM You mean spelt.
posted by Meghan (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 8:57 PM Don't you mean spelled?
posted by Mathman (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 9:20 PM I’m sure it’s spilled.
posted by Magnus Spyke (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 9:39 PM Your apostrophe placement is divine.
posted by Mathman (Guest) - Friday 21st August 2026, 12:02 AM

He's been shamed. Are you Owen trying to give yourself a way back in by making yourself feel wanted?
posted by Bitch boy (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 11:55 AM Seem to recall posts from you bigboy bordering on the negativity stakes...
posted by Tall Boy. (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 1:58 PM We look decent we just have to hope there are not two many more decent teams to beat us. We never seem to get off to a good start and have a bad finish. The new manager want us to be super fit, that will help with these failings and fool a lot of people who expect to grind us down.
posted by The Time Is Now - Thursday 20th August 2026, 2:46 PM Tall Boy, you are incorrect, apart from the time we were in the Third Division and escaped from relegation on the final match.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 5:30 PM We have just signed two Spanish players from Madrid!
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 9:41 PM I’ve changed my mind , we haven’t.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Saturday 22nd August 2026, 3:14 PM

We have bought two Spanish players from Madrid!
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 11:02 AM u on a loop? bet your a riot down the boozer.And yes i am familiar with two spaniards.or words to that effect,.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 12:40 PM u on a loop? bet your a riot down the boozer.And yes i am familiar with two spaniards.or words to that effect,.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 12:40 PM Yep , definitely loopy.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 1:51 PM So am I ?
posted by Keith Punjab (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 3:08 PM

I hope you’re suitably ashamed for all that carbon you produced. There’s moderators here that will strike you from their Christmas card list.
posted by Dave Kerosene (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 3:16 PM clearly, you love Muniz. I doubt he will start many games or the game changer for us. You seem to have missed the fact we bought 3 decent and exciting players.
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 3:29 PM JohnC, you do me an injustice. I mentioned the influx of new players which gives me reason to be optimistic. I still believe Muniz has a significant role to play with his strength provided he is now completely fit.
posted by bigboy4650 (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 3:36 PM Influx? You mean the two players from Madrid?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 4:30 PM Two ? You mean three !
posted by Pedro (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 5:17 PM Have u swallowed a dictionary biggishboy?
posted by Tall Boy. (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 7:21 AM In the The Times today, they seem to have added Fulham to the 3 newly promoted teams as candidates for relegation?! They quoted we lost our manager, 2 strikers and Issa and Lukic but failed to mention the 3 players we brought in for best part of £80m!! I put it down to lazy reporting as headlines like Fulham in danger gets headlines!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 10:47 AM Nice to see you quoting me like many do mal ,on here,influx 2spanish a 6/7 bloke i dont count as new and Charles,said it week ago , this squad is so light weight.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 10:49 AM

Yes, you can go big but its a massive gamble!! look at Leicester - playing in league two but half the team is still earning 50-60k a week!! They are eroding the club's future!! If Ipswich does down, they have a massive decision to keep the players and risk the club's long term financial health or have a shot gun sale!
posted by Johnc (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 1:59 PM Didn’t we try prolific spending a few years ago after promotion? Didn’t end well, I seem to remember.
posted by Dave Jokanovic (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 2:05 PM That post wasn't me , seems the morons have got my moniker again !
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 4:10 PM No honey i'm here and fine.
posted by MONICA (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 5:15 PM Is that our Monica?
posted by Larry Adler (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 6:34 PM

We have the two players from Madrid.
posted by Mak (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 12:16 PM A and six backroom staff, so if push comes to shove ????? u got it.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 12:34 PM Mak who ?
posted by Keith Punjab (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 3:43 PM Ah! She’s back. Two Spanish eyes.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 7:36 PM And still selling illegal vapes.
posted by Keith Punjab (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 8:34 PM Spanish Madrid vapes.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 11:03 AM Especially for underage children.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 1:52 PM My posts keep mentioning underage kids. Wonder why?
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 4:18 PM Same here.
posted by Mal (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 4:46 PM

5/6 goals in the season ,?wow that is a doris stokes call ,castagne decent full back but goal machine? cant see it, funny how robbo no longer golden boy , so fickle are ffc supporters.this squad dont look up to much without another winger and mid/f, Bobb and kevin ,well we will see just how good bu who would come of the bench to replace\ th\em ? nope me neither.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 1:22 PM That the same Castangne that Everton are about to sign?
posted by Dave Toffees (Guest) - Thursday 20th August 2026, 11:05 AM

We need Ted's positive input on the subject.
posted by Edwardo. (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 2:12 PM I'm not positive sweetheart. Honest
posted by Ted (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 3:19 PM I believe some pathos was spoken.
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 4:43 PM I know somebody pathetic did talk
posted by meagain (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 9:30 PM Pathos taken? The other musketeers ok?
posted by Dave Dumas (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 11:54 PM Cheeky!
posted by Steady Eddie. (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 5:57 AM

His Mrs would stiffen up the back four !
posted by Mick (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 6:37 AM Poor Vardy! All his mates are enjoying retirement and he is still slogging out in league one to I guess pay for the massive legal fees his wife incurred for stupidity!
posted by JohnC (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 6:43 AM Yes MICK we need some hard men at the back
posted by DMK (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 7:34 AM But would it stop the fannying around ?
posted by Mick (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 7:40 AM Poke it up the middle and maybe even stick a few balls in.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 9:03 AM Still think defensively we have a soft underbelly
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 11:44 AM It might stop us just rolling over and taking the inevitable shafting.
posted by John Holmes (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 2:25 PM We might be a bit loose at the back.
posted by Ken Williams (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 2:36 PM blue jabber
posted by turd burglar (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 3:05 PM It brings tears to my eyes.
posted by Devils Chimney (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 11:55 PM

I would go after the boat builders
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 9:43 AM Where do you 70% from ? Get away from war zone , like France ?
posted by Mick (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 11:52 AM Why should we be some sort of safe haven for the worlds population whether it be through legal means or otherwise, most of them don't even like us and don't respect our ways and culture let alone want to work hard and pay their way, most of them are a drain on resources. Could you imagine if it was the other way around and we needed rufuge would they be so generous, I doubt it very much even if you want to go to Australia, USA or Canada for a holiday you've got to be squeaky clean and jump through hoops just to get a visa.
posted by Scott free (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 12:02 PM Legal roots ? Hairdresser anybody! Lol.
posted by Ted (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 12:14 PM Scott Free can see who you are going to vote for at the next election. If you were not born here you cannot understand this country. If I ever had to lived in America I would feel the same the most horrible place in the World. But if I had to live their I would learn to be as horrible as them so I fitted in, which is what most immigrants do, despite what you have said with no evidence. The 70% come from the percentage of the boat people who are allowed to stay because they have a good case.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 17th August 2026, 12:59 PM Even the left wing activists at the Home Office deciding on the claims don’t pass 70%. As for homosexuals, ask the 74 year old man that was raped outside a church by an Eritrean asylum seeker last week if thinks they should be housed and fed. You sound like a nice caring individual TTIN. Can I ask if you have got any of these poor deprived individuals living with you?
posted by John Bull (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 1:06 PM Make them come over on big boats! They come in many different ways. What has the size of the boat got to do with it.
posted by Ken (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 1:35 PM Ok then The Time Is Now could you please enlighten me as to who you think I'll be voting for next election, reading what you wrote it looks to me you're implying I'm some kind of racist which I can hand on heart say that I'm not. I may be wrong but you're sounding like some kind of leftist socialist who when challenged on the illegal migrant crisis jump straight on the "you are a rightwing fascist racist" defending the indefensible.
posted by Scott free (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 1:59 PM Let’s be honest the main problems this country has are being totally ignored by labour and weren’t addressed by the tortes over there 14 years in power. 1)Country’s debt 2)Immigration 3)NHS 4) Housing situation 5)North sea oil Unless the above are a priority we’re in massive trouble.
posted by Chief (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 2:41 PM What about breakfast clubs and discounted bills for benefit claimants? We’re world leaders.
posted by Frank Sidebottom (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 3:51 PM Bull sht statistics. Sources please
posted by Misinformation (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 5:20 PM I’m a bit of a dunce so never went to university. Can TTIN explain why it’s necessary to bring your parents, or any family member, with you when you study?
posted by Jasper Parsnip (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 7:15 PM TTIN, my dad my grandad fought two wars to save this country and now you and others like you want to give it away , shame on you, if we don’t change this will become a Muslim majority country and all these people on boats , mainly male undocumented and unskilled, why do you think they come here
posted by Magicman (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 7:17 PM Those same relations fought for 5 years to stop fascists taking over this country and certain misguided people would like to elect a fascist government.
posted by The Time Is Now - Monday 17th August 2026, 9:10 PM How many Muslims do you let sleep in your house Mr Time ?
posted by Jerome (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 9:16 PM Give TTIN a bit more rope he is nearly there
posted by albert pierpoint (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 9:45 PM The war lasted 6 years, not 5. Did they have a little break in the middle?
posted by Tommy Atkins (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 9:58 PM WW1 lasted 4 years and 3 months.
posted by Jerome (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 6:31 AM so not 5 years either
posted by lars hole (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 6:48 AM good point Scott free, if all countries were as good as us, they wouldn’t all have to rush here. The French can’t get them on the boats quickly enough.they all dislike us and think we’re stupid, and we are because we just can’t see it
posted by DMK (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 7:45 AM You may think you no who SCOTT free will vote for . But for the record I wouldn’t vote for any of the toe rags
posted by DMK (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 7:51 AM Most Muslin's believe in God the majority of people born in this the UK do not. Who is the most evil believers or nonbelievers.
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 11:27 AM History tells you religion started a lot of wars, Muslims treat there women as second class citizens.HENRY THE EIGHTH MADE THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND SO HE COULD GET DIVORCE I COULD GO ON BUT THE SHORT OF IT THERE ALL HUMAN MADE
posted by DMK (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 2:15 PM Can’t wait to disappoint you.
posted by St Peter (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 2:38 PM Women still do not get equal status, the police believe a traffic offence is more important than rape and the President of the united states does not like women or coloured people.
posted by The Time Is Now - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 3:02 PM How many women are killed by driving offences? Women get more equal rights here in England. Regarding people the president does not like, don't you worry your little cotton socks about him and start to like the English of which i'm not sure you are one anyway?
posted by Newman Mclynn (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 3:48 PM Muslims believe in God but Jesus brought us Christianity not Islam. Jesus invited us to come into Christianity, not Islam, Hindu, or any other false religions. Remember the ten commandments and one particular commandment? Thou shalt not worship other gods but me? This is why as a country we have gone backwards and forgotten our religion. Jesus never embraced Islam or any other religion get your facts right. The woke christians who make out they are doing good by inviting other religions into our fold are nonsense and wrong. King Charles our woke King has made things worse by changing bible sayings. This is why england is falling and has fallen.
posted by The truth Ruth (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 4:29 AM Gods are character in films nothing else. Anyone who believes in them is crazy as it defies logic.
posted by The Time Is Now - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 6:22 AM The issue TTIN is that you’re allowed to say that. The people we’re inviting in would be very happy to cut your head off as a non believer and wouldn’t even blink doing it. Those not of their beliefs are regarded as worthless. Pretty soon we will be at critical mass and Europe will fall. Mass uncontrolled immigration has destroyed every culture and empire that doesn’t try to stop it, from the Neanderthals to Rome, to Byzantium, those unwilling to fight to preserve themselves, go under Bit like climate change, history repeats, the difference being that man can control immigration.
posted by Ali Bongo (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 6:57 AM I think you’ll find WW2 lasted for 6years and 1 day. Didn’t end until Japan surrendered in , I think, September 1945. All a bit academic now. How long do we think the next one will last?
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 7:07 AM I have loved this debate I started and kept going it is very very funny. I wonder how much truth has been written and how many people are really being truthful or is it the usual social media rubbish.
posted by The Time Is Now - Wednesday 19th August 2026, 2:49 PM The next world war wil last for about a month all the big boys will nuke each other ( old saying the meek shall inherit the earth will be a new pecking order because the big dogs will have blown each other to pieces
posted by Ipitomnbi (Guest) - Monday 24th August 2026, 10:45 AM

Yet again I have to apologise to MST. I said his last reply was the stupidest post yet. I was wrong, it was only HIS stupidest post. However, TTIN has blasted it out of the water for absolute idiocy. I suspect alcohol might have something to do with given his poor spelling but the essence is the same sh!t
posted by Ted (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 9:54 PM

What about a beaver suit? After all, if you act like one you might as well dress a cnut.
posted by Eric Gormley (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 9:02 PM Be the worst clown in your community, then get some signatures, then apply to FFc and that should do it.
posted by OWEN - Sunday 16th August 2026, 9:05 PM Thanks this tells me you link post names and devices. Inverted trolling, watch out. im coming for you.
posted by enid blyton (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 9:38 PM Better to drink away your so called depression. Like some I know.
posted by Tibor (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 9:51 PM Bring back Sir Craven!
posted by Ted (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 12:24 PM

They want a lot of money and already have replacements lined up. To be honest, Saints have a good record for bringing on talent. I’d be looking at the replacements if I was Fulham.
posted by Sheikh Yarbouti (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 3:26 PM Towards the end of last season, we were connected with signing Fleming from Burnley. We missed the boat, and he now looks settled at Burnley. Too late as usual.
posted by AC (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 5:09 PM Yeah typically Fulham only spent £60 million plus let’s keep complaining
posted by Chief (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 7:02 PM Good post chief, not many people have deep pockets to run a PL club We should be grateful
posted by Magi man (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 7:09 PM Of course, apart from Arsenal, this seasons Premier League, is going to be a pretty open affair, with a lot of shock results coming up. I will be very surprised on two fronts. My biggest surprise, will be, if Arsenal don't stroll to another title, but who finishes 2nd, is open to conjecture. Relegation, will also be a big fight, which hopefully will not involve us, but therein is my second surprise, and that would be if Hull aren't relegated. Saying that, I thought that Sunderland would finish bottom last season, and they ended up in a European spot.
posted by THE CRAVEN (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 9:16 PM Well in that case Craven you are not credible.
posted by lou (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 10:08 PM Why lou ?
posted by THE CRAVEN (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 10:28 PM Nothing serious, it,s just how you qualified your predictions for this season so well, and then you humbled yourself with the Sunderland comment.
posted by lou (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 7:37 AM I have to along with you, it was a bit of an oops ! !
posted by THE CRAVEN (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 9:47 AM

I was very impressed as well particularly how well the new and old players settled so comfortably into the new system. The full backs have an important attacking role to play and the defensive midfielders attacked and defended deep when needed. Also, as in the previous games, we are pressing the opposition out of the game. I was very pleased to see the way the players have taken the tactic employed and the extra training day is to get to the level of fitness needed to play that way.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 16th August 2026, 6:30 AM Do not forget how young Bobb is, in my view he is very promising and will turn into a great buy.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 16th August 2026, 6:34 AM He’s 23 , is that young ?
posted by Mick (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 6:43 AM He’s 55. Years younger than me for a start ,
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 8:58 AM Smith Rowe!!!!!!???
posted by OWEN - Sunday 16th August 2026, 9:36 AM Smith Rowe has not done enough to warrant a first team place
posted by Brain Doctorv (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 9:48 AM Do not assume the players not improved by Marco Silver won't be improved by Álvaro Arbeloa.
posted by The Time Is Now - Sunday 16th August 2026, 12:10 PM Will Ted comment on the fine performance?
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Sunday 16th August 2026, 2:15 PM Didn't see the game but i heard good things about Smith Rowe. Does a quality pass and assist mean much these days in the grown-up league? I keep saying it and i still think there is more to come from Smith Rowe and Muniz will see a lot of doubters eating humble pie. Just because Marco couldn't get a tune out of these guy's, it doesn't mean they are Vauxhall Conference.
posted by OWEN - Sunday 16th August 2026, 9:15 PM It was a fine performance
posted by Ted (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 12:01 AM I can't bear it Ted!
posted by Paddington. (Guest) - Monday 17th August 2026, 6:47 AM Think two promoted sides will go down and Sunderland
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Tuesday 18th August 2026, 11:54 AM