Sorry it is not true and we are lumbered with him into oblivion.
posted by Honest John (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 10:36 AM If Leeds and WBA didn't keep winning we would be happy with how everything is going? It is looking like the only way we will get promoted this season is through the playoffs. if we don't go up all the loan signings will go back to their parent clubs and it will be near impossible to keep hold of Mitro. Our attack next season would look a bit meek. If Eddie Howe fancied a new challenge next season i would be happy to get him in. It didn't work at Burnley but London isn't too far from the south coast.
posted by Pez (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 1:22 PM Could try writing to Father Christmas, he often obliges though think this is even beyond him !
posted by Dave (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 1:25 PM Bournemouth are in big trouble this season, pretty much a whole first team out injured and haven't gained a point in five games, it could be them this year for the drop. Cant help but rate the man though, promotion from league 2, league 1, championship and kept them in the prem for five seasons
posted by Pez (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 1:34 PM Lee Johnson alternatively, his family support Fulham and he always gets one over us. I dont like sacking managers during the season though so Scotty do your best. If it doesn't work out come May then he should expect the boot
posted by Pez (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 1:46 PM Lots of letters regarding our next manager. Firstly the present one isn't going anywhere. And we always get back to the point who would fancy the job with seemingly all the constraints that go with it ?
posted by Dave (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 5:28 PM Not sure how many times it has to be said, before it sinks in, FFC have an option/ right to buy ALL of the current loanees. FFC will decide who stays and who returns to their parent club. Hope we’ve all got it now. On the subject of Eddie Howe, even if he were to leave Bournemouth, very doubtful, why would he come to a Championship club. He would be in high demand from the top flight clubs. Forget it. Oh, and Mitro will not be going anywhere. Let’s try to be realistic and resist the desire to randomly speculate. It’s a waste of everyone’s time.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 6:54 PM Deluded Buffoon sp is still there
posted by dean (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 7:56 PM I think the players might have a say in if they want to stay or go
posted by Pez (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 8:57 PM That’s the point, they won’t. A transfer price and contract will already have been agreed and the club will action it at the end of the season, or not. The parent club have already agreed the sale price and the transfer as have the players. Only FFC has a say now as to what happens next.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 10:25 PM

LIAR !
posted by Billy (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 7:48 PM No Billy lad. It’s true to be fair to be honest. Even saw some Chelsea mob trying to get involved. Stone Island clobber everywhere.
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 8:56 PM john , grow up buddy, why give it coverage.
posted by big gazza (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 9:15 PM ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
posted by GEZZA (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 9:33 PM Sheer hilarity from John. Fulham is such a tame family club, the idea of hooligans rampaging after every match makes me laugh. The closest we get to punk is “London Calling” at half time. Personally, I love the consistency of these posts, it’s like clockwork, a parody of itself, intentional or not
posted by Drago (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 1:51 AM I saw the police (not our supporters) having words with some rowdy Bristol supporters at Putney Bridge Station, nothing too serious, they were happy and loud for some reason.
posted by BAZ (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 9:10 AM

Not a great fan of VAR, but the standard of refereeing in the Champioship at times borders on the farcical. So would have got a point yesterday!
posted by Dave (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 7:13 PM What about the incident on halftime when Ream got elbowed and downed by their no9 and needed treatment. The ref didn't even go over to Ream to see if he was ok. Their no9 ran off the pitch immediately knowing he could be in big trouble. Yesterday's ref was a total disgrace. He probably supports BC or lives near by.
posted by mwk (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 7:54 PM EVERY BODY BLAMES THE REF SP IS DELUDED ALONG WITH SOME SUPPORTERS .GET THAT IDIOT OUT BEFORE ITS TO LATE
posted by DEAN (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 9:25 PM If we played football to our supposed ability we would not have to rely on the mistakes of others and poor refereeing to get results.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 10:13 PM Kunye anyone should know life don’t work like that in football or anything else even if we had the best players or the same teams would win every week would be no point in watching were 3rd at moment looks like top two will go up play offs wide open . Some would still moan if we were top. And l hate losing and we’re not perfect the players are only human. But ref was bad from start you can’t blame Parker for that some have a agenda
posted by Badger (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 7:03 AM Badger' 3rd 4th 5th 6th, it's all the same. We won the lottery once recently, it will take a monumentous and faultless effort to win it again. A more experienced manager is not a 100% guarantee, but i would rather take that chance with the change now, rather than the tears of losing through the playoffs. Mitrovic might be happy to stay right now in this moment, but as we know he is only human and humans can be tempted. Don't take it as a given that Mitro will stay if we fail to go up. The saying goes, 'He who snooze's, looze's!!! We should think outside the box, somewhat like Wolves but a little different scenario. If we stay in our comfort zone and play happy ever after, we may well find ourselves on the wrong end of a fairy-tale...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 1:18 PM

O'Riley.
posted by The Arizonan - Sunday 08th December 2019, 11:40 PM I watch games from afar because I thought I would see Matt O'Riley play (he's danish)... have also been to the cottage maybe 15 times..watched 23 games and the ones he is in because I would love him to play for our national team..how the f""k is he not starting..I watched Cup game v Southampton and even in that deep role he was better than anyone else..give him games not 20 minutes here and there..
posted by Jens (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 11:48 PM

No, the message was to inform Tom that he (Parker) had to leave to do his other chauffeuring job for Lady Penelope. Nothing to do with tactics.
posted by mwk (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 8:05 PM The note read ‘We are losing, they are good but let’s try to get a goal!’. Represents Parker’s typical team talk!
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 7:42 AM

Sober up asap.
posted by AA (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 3:20 PM Perhaps they do mean the Premiership, good chance of finishing third !
posted by Dave (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 4:34 PM Spin on it ...pr*ck. You really are tiresome, grow up.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 6:08 PM Please excuse me John, but eventually the asinine comments prove too much and one just loses it.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 7:38 PM

I'm not sure how if we get promoted, it will the to the top division in Scotland
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 3:02 PM Sober up ASAP .
posted by AA (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 3:22 PM

There all working hard under him he’s got more out of KAMARA than anyone. Name a good premiership manager who would come while we’re in Championship and don’t say Jokanovic who did not get best out of his players in Premiership before he was sacked ( and I liked him) they were very bad Huddersfield A Cardiff A Bournemouth H plus very naive C Place H Spurs and Man City A to name a few could of got point Arsenal H if tactics were not so bad
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 1:53 PM Just watched a very good WBA side see off Swansea. They and Leeds are by far the best sides in this division, but no reason why we shouldn't reach the play - offs. Am concerned that should we go up will be more humiliation awaiting us.
posted by Dave (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 2:10 PM Why sit Kamara on bench, he was coming good ,at least he annoys the opposition,why sit o rielly on bench? he don't get any play time to come good, onomaha whats he all about? as I said so often on here we need a class striker along with Kamara mitro it would give us options, the back 4 is erratic most days ,so that we need some ajustments in January, yesterday we looked like it was all to much bother until last 15 minutes and parker !!! must be thinking about his new build in oxshot along side Terry.
posted by Albert rn (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 2:17 PM No point in monaing about Parker. He is staying. Sacling him is not on KHANS agenda.he will be happy to stay in the Championship this season.He is more concerned with developing his asset
posted by jimjo (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 2:26 PM Agree with Dave, despite being pilloried for suggesting that an automatic promotion was as good as gone, after yesterday’s result. Unless there is a concerted effort to bolster our defence and consider using varied tactics, we will most likely reach the playoffs but not automatic promotion, as there are clearly two better, more consistent, teams than us. ....as for our current squad, I genuinely think the best is yet to come.
posted by Rm (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 2:29 PM Would you fancy us to win play-offs with Bristol and Brentford and Forest in the mix? It was Reading who pipped us a few years ago. We have come down with a bumpy reminder yet again when we start to look good. Scott Parker is a confidence trickster and he lulls us into thinking we are cruising up that table, then we stumble. 3rd place is just the same as 6th place in my opinion. Who wants to go through another painful heartache of a play-off? I personally think now that if we have some shaky results, we might as well go s.it for bust and bring in a more experienced manager. Sorry Parker' i want you to do well, but my emotions are up and then down a few weeks later. My shrink is advising me to support a more consistent team but i love Fulham. Give us a run that gets us into 2nd at the very least, and my blood pressure will stabilize back to normal. If not possible, i hope the Khans swing the hatchet down on a promising but iffy start to management.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 7:24 PM Owen SP is going nowhere!
posted by Dave (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 7:50 PM SP IS DELUDED lets blame the ref for a shambolic display yet again
posted by DEAN (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 9:29 PM

thx Bazza
posted by fulham1959 (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 1:50 PM

Bristol City not a bad side we are having trouble breaking teams down and leaving ourselves open. But Leeds and WBA have been getting late points all season. The lads fought till the end and the ref was a disgrace
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 12:18 PM I know that there is a long way to go still, but there is little doubt that we are now only playing for a play off place, as both WBA and Leeds are far better than we are and they have made their home fixtures count for picking up points, as between them they have only lost one home game, and that was Leeds at home to Swansea. We have already lost three at home, but strangely only two away from home, which is obviously not good enough. We are supposedly the third best team in the Championship, and unless we really go on a bad run, we should, and I say should, finish in the top six. I am wondering however, if a quick return to the Premier League, would be a very good idea. We have the basis of a Championship title winning team, and waiting for just one more season to do this, might just be worth the wait, as it's quite comforting to be sitting in 3rd place in the table, instead of the bottom three in the Premier League.
posted by Brian Jarvis (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 1:05 PM

Spot on post
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 12:12 PM Have to say have been disappointed with both Cavaliero and Knockhart whilst their parent clubs clearly don't see them as good enough for the premiership. Give Kamara and Kebano a chance instead.
posted by Camberley Dave (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 9:01 PM I like kebano..his positive attitude his demeanor...but he is an impact player as has been proved over the years..starting impact players usually ends in fans slagging them off..personally use him for what he is and get players who can make a difference (or we think can) at the start.. Personally..We have Ononmah surplus to requirements..we have MOR as a player we should,use now..give him 30 mins then start him and let him have a few games..Im pretty sure his work rate and quality will be of benefit..good youth players work and we all know he's probably the best around..BTW ask Kebano and others in the first team what they think of him..
posted by Andy (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 9:59 PM

To be fair I cannot remember for a long time how on edge I get as soon as an opposing team gets anywhere near our defence. There is not one defender I feel relaxed about who I feel has an element of control. Perhaps Hector will make some difference? By the way we are carrying injuries to Mitro.AK47. Johansen and possibly one or two others. This is partly why we were flat yesterday.
posted by Tony R (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 10:54 AM FULHAM1959, Best post I have seen on here for a while. That post sums us up. Parker has no plan b. defending will leave us mid table, great getting 60% plus each week but normally with less shots on goal and getting us nothing. Fulham are a nice club, parker is a nice man so I think he is here for the season so scotty over your roast today think about trying something different if its not working, maybe some mint sauce!
posted by BIG GAZZA (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 12:32 PM

Totally agree with aforementioned statement,Parker is a one trick pony,as a club with one of the best squads in the championship we are certainly not performing,we need a manager who has served his time,one who has plans A B C D in his repertoire and not a first year apprentice. i like many others have been banging on about Rodek and what a revelation he has been, we have another, Matt o,Reilly who has been bench warming for the last 4 games without one minutes game time,playoffs very doubtful under this regime.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 11:51 AM

The thought of FFC competing in the Premier league
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 9:49 AM

We had won four on trott got lots of injury’s and robed of point by ref not going to win every game get real
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 9:31 AM Badger...we all know football at this level is fine margins! No excuses. And, by the way, Leeds and WBA are digging out results and by the way we have lost three at home now and lost to the bottom two teams, you need a reality check if you think this is good enough we the squad of players we have.
posted by Joka's Revenge (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 11:07 AM

Parker out too. Clueless team selection, clueless tactics and clueless defending. Knockhart no end product my gran could have scored his chance early in the second half. Oh no ma! How did he make it as a footballer, should have studied ballet and at least four other players on the bench who could have played his position today who are head and shoulders better than him.
posted by Parker out II (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 10:01 PM Be careful guys - Marbella White will be along in a minute, telling you to go and support somebody else
posted by Jezza (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 8:48 AM

Third load at home. Lucky if we make playoffs. Too inconsistent
posted by Jim (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 7:36 PM Should be third loss at home
posted by Jim (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 7:37 PM HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Watch out, watch out, 'huge' second rate team lose again!!HAHAHAHAHA
posted by Just BEE yerself.. (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 2:06 AM To little BENTford-get a life you sad little wan#er.
posted by GEZZA (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 2:12 AM Looking forward to meeting a few bentford fans next week , if I can find any , I will leave no stone unturned in my search , lol .
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 8:09 AM AHH jizza, hit a nerve did I??? HAHAHA
posted by Just BEE yourself (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 5:07 PM to little BENTford-Not really,in fact I find it so sweet that you are so looking forward to your cup-final next Saturday.AHH! Bless !!
posted by GEZZA (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 6:07 PM What stone will you be hiding under next week little bee , you just can’t stop biting , hahahaha .
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 6:16 PM Just looked at the table , small bentford way below us , as usual . Got my match ticket in the bentford end , gonna be fun , lol .
posted by Mick (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 6:29 PM hello...
posted by ooooh (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 12:10 AM morning
posted by oooh (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 5:34 AM

Bryan was at fault for both goals Odoi should play left back Christie or Sess play right back . Onohmah should be sent back to TH he’s hopeless .....sorry to be so forthright !
posted by Fulham Supporter (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 8:32 PM We have Matt O'Riley on the bench..why have him there?? His only games this season ahve been preseason (one of our better payers in games he played) Southampton: probably our best outfield player..EFL Cup or whatever its called..best player in 45 mins at Stevenage and also Wycombe..We have a player here who is so much better than Onomah yet never gets a chance..can see why youth leaves..its crazy..he couldn't do any worse and would do a lot better..personally him and Stef with TC in front would work as would TC and Stef with him ahead as he plays all those positions..madness!! I saw all 3 young ones warming up and Parker never even uses them..Dont blame them for wanting to leave MAtt (and DLT) are way too good to be loaned and should be involved but can see why they will go.
posted by DT (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 8:48 PM Agreed. Agreed. Agreed.
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 11:42 PM O'Riley.
posted by The Arizonan - Sunday 08th December 2019, 4:23 AM

Sometimes I wonder how we get some of these players....don't we have scouts out looking at them before we buy or bring them in on loan to see how they will fit etc....perhaps we should be looking to recruit some half descent scouts in the the first instance.
posted by MGW (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 6:26 PM Not often I agree with your rants Owen, but there's a lot of truth in this one!
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 11:43 PM

bigboy's found his big hard man fingers has he? bigboy4650 the footballing genius we all know and love...
posted by john (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 6:00 PM GO GO GO THE SUPER WHITES!! BAD RESULT TODAY BUT WE'LL CLIMB THIS PREMIER CHAMPION TABLE AND WIN IT, YEEEEAAHHH!!!
posted by USA WHITES (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 2:11 AM It’s yeehaw billy bentford boy , twat !
posted by Jim (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 8:22 AM hello
posted by oooooh (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 6:09 PM

AND HULL, WE ARE A LONG WAY OFF WHILST PARKER CARRIES ON LIKE HE DOES
posted by BIG GAZZA (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:52 PM Is there any stats kept on back passes if there is that is one league Fulham are top of soul destroying for the fulham fans to watch but great for the management and players it seems play the ball forward more and win more not a science. Billy.
posted by BILLYBEE (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 6:01 PM

We are a top team and 3rd in the league , you twat .
posted by Tim (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:18 PM OH JOSEPH , CHILL OUT GO HAVE A MINCE PIE. THERE IS A LONG WAY TO GO STILL.
posted by BIG GAZZA (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:24 PM 78 points, give or take. Haha!
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:29 PM You would have thought, by some of these comments, that the season finished today, and that we were near the bottom of the table. I have just looked and despite today's loss, we are still sitting 3rd in the table, with 35 points, which is a far better position than we were two seasons ago, when we reached Wembley. It might be an omen, but we lost 0-2 at home to Bristol City that season as well. In fact they always seem to beat us at CC. However saying that, what an awful decision by the referee not to award us a penalty near the end. It was a blatant foul, and it should have been given. We are still well in touch with the top 2, and unless we really go off of the boil, a play off place is almost a given, and I quite fancy going to Wembley for another great day out.
posted by Alan B (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:42 PM Does anybody really believe that playing the boring negative football that we do under Parker that we will make automatic. We will be lucky to make the playoffs. Tell me anything thats positive about his tactics.
posted by jimjo (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:42 PM It could be a tearful play-off result Alan, and it is not a given. There will be even more tears if we don't go up and we lose Mitrovic. He might love it here at Fulham, but will he like the Championship going into another season???
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 6:39 PM

Don’t talk rubbish.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:00 PM Let’s see who’s talking rubbish at the end of the season. West Brom and Leeds will take the top 2 spots
posted by Rm (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:07 PM Rm, What a ridiculous post. We didn’t play well at all today, we are still in the hunt but we have made it more difficult for ourselves. Onomah should be dropped, Sort out the defence for gods sake.
posted by Gaz (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:17 PM That could well be the case Rm, but are you so good that you can definitively predict the final outcome with 78 points still to play for. Methinks you are a bit of a chump, but hey with your powers of prediction it could be me ending up looking the fool. Probably not though, because I don’t make silly predictions. It’s a loss, less than half way through the season, come on lighten up:))
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:36 PM

Absolutely. Bad day for Scotty.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:51 PM Penalty all day long. Wrong selection, wrong tactics and very slow. AK awful at times (not that one Owen). We just can’t defend.
posted by Gaz (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:06 PM What is the point of Onomah? He just strolls around and looks and is built like Anguissa. The only saving that unlike Anguissa he didnt cost 17 million quid. How he can be picked over Kevin Mac is beyond me and any arguments about Mac’s pace vs Onomah are cobblers.
posted by Keetch54 - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:44 PM O'Riley.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:49 PM

How is Onomah playing?
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 3:48 PM Onomah,I just do not get! Afraid all our mid field influencers are injured. Sounds like Cairney is having one of his off days.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:08 PM Time for some changes Scotty!
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:15 PM Finally! 68th minute.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:31 PM ..that sure helped
posted by Rm (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:36 PM The only change needed is get Parker out asap
posted by jimjo (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:38 PM Onomah is terrible, I just can’t understand what he does to warrant being picked.
posted by Gaz (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:43 PM Not sure Onomah would have prevented the goal, do you? Our defence is definitely susceptible to the quick break!
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:46 PM "Quick" is not a word in the Fulham lexicon.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:49 PM There you go, those substitutions should have been made at halftime. Probably to late now. Don’t normally criticise Scotty, but he got this one wrong.
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 4:50 PM Apparently I was overreacting when I made these very points on another forum!
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:17 PM Well I think you were right Little Ern, if it helps:))
posted by Mortlake (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:39 PM Ta mate!
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 11:46 PM Not a good weekend but. Week in this league you can find yourself back in the running for top t wi spots ! !
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 1:27 PM

we need more possession to tire them out
posted by jimo (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 3:30 PM

Couldn’t agree more
posted by Badger (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 9:03 AM Seem such an obvious thing to do,being Fulham probably why we don't do it
posted by Dave (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 9:51 AM Or even seems !
posted by Dave (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 9:52 AM If i remember. I think it was some one called Geezer who was saying the same thing some time ago. As i sit in H5 and there is a older fella that sits a few rows in front of me and he shouts that out every time the other teams gets a coroner.And people just look at him. May be he has a point about it.
posted by Dan (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 11:55 AM

Quite agree, this seems to be a re occurring theme of his, if the manager has not got confidence how are the players expected to have any.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 6:13 PM Anyone thought that SP is lulling BC into a false sense of security. While I appreciate that the are a team to beat, but we have home advantage and that is what I based my prediction on. Everyone in the team has got to raise their game. COME ON FULHAM!
posted by Rich of Cambridge (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 6:18 PM We will get a beating tomorrow because it’s the type of game we lose, particularly when everyone is getting a hard on over our auto promotion chances. Expect a 0-3 routine day out for the robins, followed by a ‘Parker Out’ flurry on here......
posted by Jezza (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 7:15 PM Type of game ? What type of game mystic meg ?
posted by Tim (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 8:04 PM Jezza, go support some other fcking team why don't you....
posted by Marbella White 1 - Friday 06th December 2019, 10:32 PM And if he was saying we will win easy you would say he’s making us over confidant . Stop picking holes that are not there the whole interview says we can hurt them two and will be going for 3 points did you forget that bit or do you you just pick bits out so you can have a pop
posted by Badger (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 9:09 AM Agree with you Badger. SP has to be polite & respectful for the media. But behind closed doors, I want 3 points, Kick them in the B*****S if it helps us. bigboy what planet are you from??
posted by Will (Guest) - Saturday 07th December 2019, 11:36 AM Bristol city must love playing here can’t recall when- we last beat them at ffc
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 09th December 2019, 1:31 PM

2..1 Bristol,they will cut through our back line like butter. Never got a score prediction right yet lets hope it continues.
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 5:17 PM You nailed it mate. Mystic Meg award winner.
posted by The Arizonan - Saturday 07th December 2019, 5:53 PM

Never cease to amuse Bruv - keep em coming.
posted by Dave (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 12:50 PM A friend of mine who is in the parachute regiment has been stationed in Switzerland for the last 2 years. He recently married a local girl who can wash up with one hand, cook dinner with the other, dust with one foot while she is opening a beer with her other foot. She’s a Swiss army wife!
posted by Chris of Jokes - Friday 06th December 2019, 1:00 PM Dusts with one foot and opens a beer with the other? Pray tell me what she does in between?
posted by Rm (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 2:45 PM Unscrews wine bottles?
posted by Rm (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 2:46 PM I edited and cleaned the joke up for this forum only!
posted by Chris of Jokes - Friday 06th December 2019, 2:49 PM They laughed at me when I said I wanted to become an optician But they'll see, they'll all see.
posted by Marbella White 1 - Friday 06th December 2019, 4:36 PM BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT
posted by jimjo (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 5:51 PM Change the fekkin tune .
posted by Ted (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 6:06 PM Apologies all. I am a Muppet.
posted by jimjo (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 6:17 PM The Prince of Wales, Prince Edward and Prince Andrew are in damage limitation mode and partaking in a televised discussion on morals moderated by the Archbishop of Canterbury (whom God preserve). Testing the limits of royal morality, the Archbishop asked the future king whether he would condone having sex with, for instance, a fourteen year old. Absolutely not, said Charles, that's underage by the law of the land and contradictory to the teachings of the New Testamnemt. I couldn't condone such behaviour. And you Andrew, said the Archbishop, would you engage in sexual activity with a fourteen year old? As my brother said, Andrew replied, such an act is illegal and runs contra to Christian teachings and beliefs. I would not partake in such an act. Turning to Prince Andrew, the Archbishop mused as to whether the Prince himself would consider having a sexual relationship with a fourteen year old. Hmmm, said Andrew, a fourteen year old what?
posted by The Arizonan - Friday 06th December 2019, 8:19 PM

Put the drugs down mate.
posted by JJVOL07 (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 5:10 PM

So have we !!!
posted by Sw6 (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 10:05 AM Breaking news, Brentford fans take over the Brentford home end at Griffin Park. Watch this space for more unbelievable snippets of earth shattering news stories!
posted by Chris of Jokes - Thursday 05th December 2019, 10:22 AM CoJ It's not even Friday joke time yet but who cares!! Lmfao
posted by Marbella White 1 - Thursday 05th December 2019, 3:59 PM All those Brentford fans will need a bus to get there. There's too many for a car.
posted by Alicante Bert (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 2:08 PM

Fitting side to play Bristol Town, that’s for sure, eh Susan?
posted by Simon (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 3:46 PM

Hi Susan. Is ‘cos you’re a feminist lady and Bristol
posted by Simon (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 3:31 PM Oh, Susan. That was so radical, and so right on. Just one question - when do you expect us to play Bristol Town? Bristol Town!!! Laughin’ at you Susan, not with you.
posted by Simon (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 3:42 PM Bristol Town! Gotta laugh.
posted by Simon (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 3:43 PM Susan. Sorry about multi posts.
posted by Simon (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 3:50 PM

Same old, same old, tired team selection. Answer me this Owen; why are we so boring to watch?
posted by The Arizonan - Thursday 05th December 2019, 1:20 AM Arizonan' surely we were not boring against Derby? We were majestic, this is the Fulham that i like to watch and beating Derby was one of the season highlights for me. 'Boring'??? I am one of Parkers biggest critics, but if he can keep this tempo and quality play up against Bristol and Brentford and we win these, my xmas presents are complete happy days!!! I am obviously excited because Kamara who i rate is getting more game-time now, and our team is cooking with rocket fuel. Is it just me who can feel it???
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 1:37 AM Perhaps sorporific is a better word than boring. Sleep inducing other than the adrenaline rush of fear when the opposition charge forward with the ball. Parker is assured his position, and I don't have a problem with that, but all the keep-ball in the world doesn't equate to class football. All the wonderful cameo players touted as God's answer to dull football - how many goals have they scored? If you take Mitrovic out of the equation what are you left with? FA, and I don't mean the Football Association.
posted by The Arizonan - Thursday 05th December 2019, 3:32 AM Perhaps sorporific is a better word than boring. Sleep inducing, other than the adrenaline rush of fear when the opposition charge forward with the ball. Parker is assured his position, and I don't have a problem with that, but all the keep-ball in the world doesn't equate to class football. All the wonderful cameo players touted as God's answer to dull football - how many goals have they scored? If you take Mitrovic out of the equation what are you left with? FA, and I don't mean the Football Association.
posted by The Arizonan - Thursday 05th December 2019, 3:42 AM It takes time Arizonan' agree Cavaleiro, Knockheart, Reid, etc should be chipping in with a few more goals, we have improvement to come yet. Knockheart is frustrated at his lack of goals and we can see that judging from his expression. The more he tries, the harder it is for him. It doesn't mean that he is not effective or doing a job. The more he dribbles up the pitch is the more the clock runs down lately when we are winning. A lot of experts and pundits think we are wonderful and think we are the dogs B.ll..cks in this league. Arizonian, you must have fell off that rodeo horse and banged your head on a cows Back=s..e too many times and counted to 9 instead of 10, surely you can see some improvement? We are deemed good enough to do well and get out of this league. It is a whole different ball-game and headaches if we get to the prem. Scott Parker who is no different from Man-utd's rookie Soltsjar will need to improve on his management skills again. A step up to prem might mean a more experienced manager might be needed. Hey' Rome wasn't built in a day and where is that blighter MST? This guy might have been captured by some tree people in the Dean Forest or something. Come to think of it' since he has depaterted, you seem to have lost your mo-jo and talk more jibberish these days. You need to send for a Fulham shirt with 'AK-47' written on it and wear it at those rodeo shows you frequent. It sure would cheer you up. AK-47 Kamara is the man Arizonan' Say it a few times before bedtime and i am sure the belief will come back. COME ON FULHAM!!!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 8:44 AM Ari FFS don't start him off perleeease
posted by Marbella White 1 - Thursday 05th December 2019, 4:01 PM Fair enough.
posted by The Arizonan - Thursday 05th December 2019, 5:11 PM I do know what i am talking about occasionally!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 12:35 AM I know i can repeat myself unnecessarily on here sometimes, and on this occasion, it is a pleasure to mention 'PACE'. My same old rubbish was the order of the day against a wise and crafty Lee Johnson of Bristol City, who had us 'Sussed'!!! Kamara was the key player to start the game and it looks like a rejuvenated Neskins Kabano is ready for a start in the next game. Make that 2 difficult away games Preston and a stonker against Brentford. Leeds after that won't care what tactics we go for because they come with their own game-plan. Bielsa is a top manager and he will react to whatever situation confronts him. I think Scott Parker over-thinks situations too much and there are still some details to learn about management proper. We can't always start fast and maintain a quick tempo, so Parker will need to implement his management skills and pay more attention to our midfield more often. Tom Cairney will need to step up his none existant leadership role and take more responsibility. Cairney needs to adapt to different games and dynamics each week. We don't get games that go our way like the Derby County game too often. Maybe Harry Arter is needed asap to save our season because a difficult period is about to begin...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 08th December 2019, 6:56 PM

Rico Henry a possible, we can judge for ourselves when we meet Brentford
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 10:49 PM MOR is way better than Onomah and listening to a couple of U23 coaches they sont undersatand why je is ahead of Matt...He wont go on loan as he's the kind of player who will benefit from playing up not dowm IMO..so unless a premiership club wants him on loan it wont happen... he is better than all but possibly Cairney in midfield so we either play him or he leaves..No player who goes on loan ever plays for our first team (Except keepers).. Insane that he isnt already a regular..will probably sign abroad in Jan if he doesnt see an opportunity here
posted by DT (Guest) - Friday 06th December 2019, 3:33 PM

Overrated headless chicken- will never be welcomed back at the cottage. Destination League 1 hopefully
posted by Jezza (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 8:47 PM Have a heart Jezza, he's only a kid and he did great for us. Some memorable games and one of his best was up at Newcastle. Sessegnon scored a brace and it could have been a hattrick. The hattrick would have been a memorable record in Fulhams history. Sessegnon might have stayed if intelligent people and someone with more insight might have organised a loan deal. Cavaleiro looks better on that side but he does not have the goal ratio that Ryan Sess does for us, and he played left-back half the time here...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 9:24 PM I think that.is so tough Jezza, I admit that I think the same of most players who leave but with Ryan I wish him all the best, I’m not Sure why, maybe he was just what we needed and from our own ranks. Although I wish Ryan success I do not think he will get it at Tottenham, they seem such a cut throat bunch.
posted by BAZ (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 7:48 AM Yes, Sess must be crying, all the way to the Bank
posted by Rm (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 8:13 AM

Superb quickie in his day. Right up there with the very best.
posted by The Arizonan - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 7:01 PM What a shock. I got a bit starstruck back in Summer, when I spotted him in a local pub in Kingston. It was the same day as Ben Stokes took that incredible catch at The Oval, and I was going to ask Bob if he'd ever taken a catch like that (hopefully he'd have told me to F off!!). And I recall commenting to my dining companions on the night that he looked in terrific nick. RIP.
posted by Bacchus (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 11:48 PM

What odds the other runners?
posted by The Arizonan - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 7:02 PM BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT
posted by jikjo (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 8:26 PM BOLLOCKS TO BREXIT
posted by jikjo (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 8:26 PM OUT. ASAP .
posted by Tim (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 9:00 PM You missed out "Boris", Tim.
posted by Little Ern (Guest) - Thursday 05th December 2019, 5:53 PM

See Amazon are screening premier games tonight, anyone out there signed up for. It?
posted by Dave (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 11:24 AM In the not too distant future you will likely see an advert for the Amazon presenters suit whilst VAR is deliberating, be able to order it and have it delivered before halftime!
posted by Crikey no! (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 11:30 AM Geezer WILL be pleased...
posted by Geezer's nan (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 4:30 PM

Its there 4th win, where the winning goal is scored in the last 10min,that sort of form/luck if replicated till the seasons end could give them the title
posted by KUNYE (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 9:52 PM Definitely not a penalty why wasn’t VAR in use
posted by Roger Young (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 10:04 PM I can't wait for us to play them again. This time we hit them with AK-47 and Bobby Reid just like we hit Derby. The secret is, we score more goals than them!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 10:23 PM Sorry Owen we do not score more goals than them, whoever them are. Please get facts right.
posted by man with facts (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 10:02 AM Think he means we have to score more goals against them when we play them , not over all.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 1:12 PM The way both WBA and Leeds are playing, and the luck that they are having, it looks like we are only playing for a top 6 spot and maybe another game at Wembley. What a pity that we have thrown so many points away this season, against Barnsley, Middlesboro, Stoke, Sheffield Wed, Cardiff and even WBA. We should be riding high at the top, but it now seems that we have already blown our chances of a top 2 finish.
posted by A C (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 5:38 PM Nonsense
posted by Keetch54 - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 6:40 PM Yeh' Nonsense AC, we have strength, hope, and vigour! Where is your backbone! We have Bobby Reid on show now, and we also have our secret weapon----AK-47-KAMARA!!!! How can we fail now... Scott Parker has finally woken up and smell the roses. Bullets will be flying at Bristol Saturday and we won't be needing something called a defence. AC lad, relax, chill, no worries son' we will get those points back. Or else Parker gets it! Success or the sack!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 7:43 PM Relax it is around now that Leeds start drawing and losing a couple of games and suddenly drop to 4th or 5th place.
posted by Tezza - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 4:56 PM

Villa only paid 8m Southampton turned down our 14m bid then said yes when we had agreed a 6m deal for Bryan can’t blame Fulham
posted by Badger (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 9:45 AM There's thousands and thousand's of footballer's out there it's a meat market I am sure we will have no problem finding another player to fill his boots maybe better may be worse it goes on and on and on and on
posted by worple (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 7:15 PM

Dont listen to the World of Broken Promises. We are heading for a hung Parliament anyway. The opinion polls are all askew.
posted by Tony R (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 5:19 PM Try "forgotten weapons" channel on YouTube. Much more interesting.
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 02nd December 2019, 6:38 PM All’s I know is there could be twabble with the Brentford lot. Though dem days was behind us but there will be plenty of Stoney & Lonsdale clobber about. To be fair. To be honest. You know what I mean?
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 6:45 PM If there is a hung parliament does that mean all the politicians will be hung ?
posted by Dave (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 6:53 PM Liar John .
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 7:06 PM Hopefully, but thy won't be well hung like you and me (allegedly).
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 02nd December 2019, 7:07 PM John, its bad enough having to read the rubbish you put on here, without having to try to translate that rubbish. I don't know what school you go to, but your English teacher should be sacked.
posted by Alicante Bert (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 7:50 PM Do u people not realise, what fools John is making of you? He's taking the piss and can't believe you keep biting, thinking that your intelligent and talking down to him,. when really he's running circles around you, I haven't named people but I'm you will realise oh yeah, what a fool you have been out. John interested to see if these mugs continue to bite, fair play mate I bet it p-ssing yourself.
posted by Johnny jockeys (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 4:31 PM A few years back here was a poster, "John", who wrote in this disjointed and somewhat paranoid style. Most thought he was was winding us up but some, like me, thought he was trying to communicate through his mental health issues. This poster is not that "John" and is probably the clown who camps on Bish's handle for reasons unknown. As to why people bite ...
posted by The Arizonan - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 5:20 PM Fools of us ? Don’t make me laugh , it’s John who is making a right fool of himself , you would think he would have something better to do than write gibberish on here , twat !
posted by Tim (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 5:50 PM To be fair Tim, John writing gibberish on this board doesn't make him part of an exclusive club...
posted by Fred (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 9:43 PM

Liar .
posted by Billy (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 9:45 PM Was just gonna make that point JJVOL07. Should be a tasty game me finks. Me reckons. Know doubt dare will plenty as old bills milling about
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 9:55 AM As per norm on a match day .
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 10:44 AM I haven't the slightest interest in the fortunes of Brenford FC. However any side that scores 7 goals albeit against a struggling side must have plenty of firepower up front ,and our defence is hardly rock solid is it - food for thought,
posted by Dave (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 12:34 PM

Fake troll post.
posted by The Arizonan - Sunday 01st December 2019, 8:08 PM Got it in one ARI me amego,.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 3:11 PM It’s Mi. Amigo !
posted by Pedro (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 4:54 PM Phonetically correct though.
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 02nd December 2019, 7:08 PM Finger slip !!!! if you know what I mean. Pretty fluent in Spanish have had the zarabanda book for over 40 years.
posted by the real arch bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 03rd December 2019, 1:16 PM

Joe Willock is playing today, has he ever played for us? Or has he been to us on loan like Chambers
posted by Gaz (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 2:58 PM Why we blame the club? Get the facts correct and don’t use cheap reasoning. Don’t know if Club tried to keep Chambers but it wasn’t up to the club and the fact he started for Arsenal this season suggested they wanted him back. Who are we to compete! Who the hell willock?? Unless he played for our u15 - don’t recall him being a Fulham player! So let’s be clear who is the mug!
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 3:05 PM Callum Willock played for us around 2000. Not many games, centre forward
posted by Gaz (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 3:22 PM Rest my case. If club released a player then only 19 years he has one good game, the club is a mug?!
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 3:45 PM Bees trolled you again. It’s too easy.
posted by Californian - Sunday 01st December 2019, 3:52 PM Rest my case. If club released a player then only 19 years he has one good game, the club is a mug?!
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 3:54 PM Not the same JW one at Arsenal never been at Fulham
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 4:59 PM relax it just a meat market please to meat you meat to please you
posted by worple (Guest) - Wednesday 04th December 2019, 7:18 PM

Also Hector....is he training too? Is he due for selection Jan 1?
posted by Oz Nick (Guest) - Monday 02nd December 2019, 2:09 AM

Brentford fans come on this this message board to abuse us all the time , you give it , you take it , hate them big time , tinpot club .
posted by Ted (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 8:04 AM Small bentford should be more worried about us , than us of them !
posted by Mark (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 8:14 AM Hate Bees - love stinging them where it hurts
posted by Wasp (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 9:30 AM Agreed, they are a very balanced and dangerous team. This is going to be a tricky game particularly in their new stadium
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 10:35 AM ????????
posted by Keetch54 - Sunday 01st December 2019, 10:39 AM Don’t think we are sticking our heads in sand all games hard in Championship but at moment we’re doing better than them look at table. Yes they always play well v us it’s there cup final . But you silly bees fans keep coming on our site proves we’re the bigger club would never think of going on yours.And if your are a Fulham fan praise your on side for a change
posted by Badger (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 10:40 AM Sober up John ASAP !
posted by Mark (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 11:35 AM Very tough fixture against Brentford, but it's good practice for when we get back to the Premiership. The way are playing, we should fear no one! I say it's another 3 points in the bag. 3-1 Win for Fulham
posted by Saint George (Guest) - Sunday 01st December 2019, 11:37 AM And the Bees trolls sucked you all in again. They’re worse than the Russians and our elections.( and yours too probably). Two big matches against top six clubs coming up first. One game at a time Doris and gentlemen.
posted by Californian - Sunday 01st December 2019, 3:50 PM