Just to clarify, somehow this person has registered with the same name as me but has an italic of in his name. Sad but true. Any decent jokes or relatively sensible comments will come from the Chris of Jokes name without the italic of. I did write to the message board administrator but didn't get a response, so will have to put up with this bell end who likes a wind up I am afraid.
posted by Chris of Jokes - Monday 23rd July 2018, 3:20 PM Notice the donut telling so called jokes doesn't declare what team he supports , I say he but could be a woman , ignore it , my guess is small Brentford
posted by Dave (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 3:48 PM Ignore the idiot - I expect he will be deleted. Only person I’ve seen with worse jokes than yours idiot and you can take that as a compliment ha ha ha.
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 4:56 PM There not even jokes. He or she is demented. Makes no sense. Certainly a child or person with low IQ
posted by Bob (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 5:50 PM

Its getting better ,now Welbeck is being offered to us ,the keeper Fabri knows our goal keeping coach well was at same club together,not quite sure how 6-1 makes him a giant ,but there you go that's what the blurb tells us.Kalas any one????
posted by albertRN (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 3:10 PM Burnley are still in the premier league and we have signed two players (although we do need seven more) - idiot.
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 3:38 PM No show at the Queens Hotel imp boy ,are you yellow by any chance boy?
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 3:52 PM Imp please explain why you did not show up at Aldershot or do one frightened child.
posted by Mark (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 3:58 PM Imp, NE has asked why you didn’t show at Aldershot and you have failed to answer on a number of occasions.. Either answer or guess what.......................YOU ARE THE IDIOT
posted by Mark (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 4:01 PM We have just signed Fabri for 5 mill, Sky Sports News.....
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 4:22 PM It says he having a medical - he probably will sign but don’t get ahead of yourself idiot.
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 4:51 PM Mark and Norfolk - why would I want to meet a pair of idiots who are probably in their sixties to eighties and couldn’t knock the skin off of a rice pudding. Great bravado idiots until some idiot bigger than you blows on you - ha ha ha idiots!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 4:54 PM Imp boy , in otherwords you bottled it , keep up the paper round boy , we WILL meet boy , thats a fact , lol , looking forward to it !
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 5:05 PM So it's confirmed then , Impartial is a bottle job , thought so !
posted by Dave (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 5:22 PM

Schools out I see. You love trolling other people don't you mate? Oh well, whatever float your boat!
posted by Genuine (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 10:27 AM

To be honest, I’ve read a lot worse remarks on this site from regular contributors. I just read the posts and ignore the overused word. As long as it’s not profane and bullying anyone it doesn’t bother me too much. Arizonan usually sees the good in that John who likes all that “fort dose days is over” nonsensene so perhaps we should do the same with this poster. Just a suggestion ;0)).
posted by MST (Moderator) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 10:23 AM See your point MST, but can see why some on this site object to being called "idiot "by an idiot.
posted by Harry (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 11:56 AM Impartial is a wind up merchant, just ignore him.
posted by Macedo (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 1:03 PM

Not interested in the worlds best players just Fulham idiot. Don’t panic, stop moaning? Have you seen our squad? The season starts in three weeks idiot and a bad start in the premier league is not the same as the championship. Of course we have a right to be concerned idiot!!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 10:33 PM Imp there is a difference being concerned we’re all concerned but the club have got two signings and trying to get more no point panicky buying that could send us back down in trouble acting like a loon calling everyone a idiot don’t help all clubs after same players agents hold on to last days to get best deals and don’t mention Cardiff they have brought Championship players to come back up if they go down
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 11:42 PM Mike' i agree,no panic, trust in Slavisa 100%. I was rattled reading the Lyon match report, and he played Sessegnon back in that dreaded left back position. Why put this young 18 year old back in a position that puts pressure on him unnecessary? Sessegnons best position is much further up the pitch, and in any case we have mearchant now who should be able to cover temporary? That is my only gripe about pre-season. I am not bothered too much about us losing games,Sess is all wrong for left back. He will be bullied in the prem if Slavisa has any ideas about drafting him into left back from time to time. That is my only moan, just saying...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 11:45 PM Imp you should go and support Chelsea !
posted by Mike (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 3:20 AM Imp you should go and support Chelsea !
posted by Mike (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 3:20 AM The boy imp is small Brentford, ignore his juvenile comments!
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 6:31 AM Pots and kettles NE you idiot.
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 9:22 AM Perhaps the board should step aside and let the boy Imp take control? As everyone else in his mind are idiots, then surely he can't fail!
posted by Chris of Jokes - Monday 23rd July 2018, 9:25 AM Ignore pre season results! It doesn’t mean anything in. Pre season is about getting full match fitness and trying new tactics and about gelling the team. Result is probably the last thing on the managers mind. The only thing I read into the games so far is we need mitro back with us ASAP. Otherwise I think we are on track.
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 9:47 AM Imp boy , why did you not turn up at the wetherspoons pub queens hotel in aldershot on the day of the friendly at 11am as arranged , were you worried about something ? , were you short of dosh as i know paper rounds dont pay well , a decent answer would be nice considering the good gesture by myself , over to you boy
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 11:19 AM

Just read the report on the lyon match; i just hope we don't go through this prem season with the nonsense that went on there. I don't worry too much about us losing to a top team like them, but Slavisa is going into silly season mode 'AGAIN' by putting Sessegnon back into 'LEFTBACK!!!! THIS COMEDY CANNOT HAPPEN IN THE PREM! SESSEGNON IS NO LONGER REQUIRED TO DO A LEFT BACK ROLE!!!! SORT THIS ONE OUT SLAVISA JOKANOVIC!!!!! FOR PETES SAKE, CANT WE SORT OUT A LEFT BACK!!!!!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 8:26 PM Owen, chill out mate, you made your point twice about Sess. It’s pre season and not silly season mode AGAIN. Don’t join the impatient gang, we all want players in and I for one am confident our club will get them..
posted by Mark (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 1:52 PM Okay Mark, you are right mate, i need to take a chill pill. It just gets my goat that Slavisa still switches Sessegnon back to defence. We will get slaughtered if he does that in the prem. I think that Mitrovics signing might be close. His name keeps popping up on sky news today. I think the fee will be around 20 million.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 4:01 PM

The number seven is usually a right winger and Seri is a box to box central midfielder so it is more likely he will take up number 8 or a derivative of the number 8 I would have thought but what do I know......
posted by MST (Moderator) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 5:40 PM You mean we aint dumped rui yet?.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 1:24 PM

Crawley Town apart, we are not scoring any goals and that is a mammoth worry. We are not going to play in the Championship next season, we have joined the real world of Premiership Football again, and it's a different ball game. We must bring in another striker, presuming that Mitrovic will join us this coming week. He won't be able to do it on his own. I'm sure that SJ and Mr Khan are well aware of the situation, but we seem to moving very slowly in the transfer market, and although we have been associated in the press with several players, the major worry is, none of these names are strikers.
posted by NORMAN (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 12:04 PM Well, Lyon did finish third in the French league last season, and so have qualified now for Europe this season. Its a club with a big crowd with the likes of Depay, trying out a squad they hope will do well in the Champion's League. And no Mitro signed yet. Everyone knows that he was key in the surge in Fulham’s form last season. We need him, or one like him. I expect a Fulham transfer window busy right down to the wire. Hold your breath.
posted by peterjeremy - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 2:01 PM Norman, we get your point, was there really any need to repeat it. Saying that I do agree with some of your comments.
posted by Brian Jarvis (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 2:31 PM

Mate im pretty sure you support someone else. Pre season v lyon who cares? We're in the Premier league just got seri more to come mate. Don't bother posting your usual crap no one wants to hear it.
posted by Paul24FFC (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 10:49 PM Everything is fine, just sit back & chill ring piece breath
posted by Mac (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 10:56 PM All teams will be hungover with World Cup 18 and Friendlys atm ain't a be all and end all. So do us a favour you doom and gloom monger Impartial support another team. Early days yet.
posted by Metchick's Marvel ! (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 12:14 AM It's pre season mate Jesus Christ, this is why we have them.
posted by liam (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 1:44 AM Sure not worth being in panic mode, but the direction of travel is hardly promising, with these results. Preseason games should be about confidence building, as much as fitness
posted by Rm (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 4:15 AM I just watched the highlights. The first goal was a yard offside, the second was never a penalty, the third Betts beaten at the near post and the fourth our number 44 ball watching in the 6 yard area. 2-0 would have been a better score I reckon.
posted by Hints - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 7:45 AM Reiterates what we already know, need additions. Desperate for a number 9, we looked toothless up top. Add a centre half, 2 full backs and right sided winger ,apart from that we will be fine ! Still have a time no need to panic. In terms of the game, Thought the penalty was soft which killed the game, competed in the first half without threatening. Cannot see Macdonald getting much game time this year, Seri will have the central role. Hopefully this week we will see some new faces arrive.
posted by Guardian (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 7:55 AM Cisse no44 fought you liked to know Hints
posted by DMK (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 9:46 AM Would imagine Imp is the sort of person who enjoys being in the limelight and gets his kicks from winding people up. So why not just ignore his comments as they offer nothing positive about FFC
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 10:06 AM I watched both games in France. First game was actually scrappy but pretty even for about 30 mins then quick break and nice goal. Tried to push and Del a Torre nearly got on the end of another peach from Matt O'Riley. Sloppy for second. Brought on Cairney Sess and a couple of other changes and for about 15 mins looked better. O'Riley dropped deeper and did the holding role. Howler for the third from Betts I think..or maybe just a flukey shot/cross but tha was 3-0. Some younger players looked good..Del a Torre in patches, Jenz solid in defence, wing backs tried to play..Matt O does look like a player who always wants the ball and is looking to play forward. Last night.Our first team was outplayed in first half Traore was outstanding and theiir interplay had us in shreds..should and could have been 2 or 3 by halftime. Second half a completely different Lyon who allowed us to play more but hit us on the break..When second went in Slav looked disgusted and decieded to make wholesale changes.. Seri..v average I thought but only first game. Defence looked outpaced although Dennis looked good. Tom was OK but midfield was overrun. Second-half again Matt O'Riley looked as comfortable as any midfielder out there but in the end beaten by a much better team
posted by SteveB (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 10:29 AM Season we went down I think we had a really good pre season - counts for nothing. Relax. You wanted prem league and now get ready for the relegation battle and loosing more than we win - that’s the reality and why the Championship was so brilliant
posted by Phil (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 10:32 AM Have we forgotten that to win games we have to score goals. Three pre-season friendlies have not produced one as yet. I don't care whether we are playing the likes of Reading or the Brighton girls school, even if we don't win, it is so important that we put the ball into the net. Even when we lost to Chelsea in a pre-season friendly last year, we did at least score 2 goals, in that 2-8 defeat. Will the Mitrovic signing cure all ills up front, I think not. Yes it will help but we will need more than just him as a striker. A lot has been talked about in the press about our ;prospective signings, but not one report mentions a striker. Without back up for Mitrovic we will be fighting a lost cause. Surely Slavisa and Khan know this, but time is now running short. Danny Welbeck might just be the answer ?
posted by NORMAN (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 11:17 AM Must say all seems very iffy regarding signings,keep on looking at players aint very good so close to start of season,now !scurrie! has been added to list of who we are looking at !along with chambers, the keeper, ,lopez,a full back who played for Newcastle a while back,and of course mitro !!just when are they going to sign?.
posted by albertRN (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 11:37 AM Thanks DMK no wonder I didn't recognise him...
posted by Hints - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 1:27 PM

Because he’s included in Kebano’s diary entry - idiot!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 3:09 PM Try watching it first.
posted by DG (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 9:15 PM If you have to moan about the club get it right
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 9:59 PM Hardly a moan ,just a question .
posted by leslie welch (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 12:19 PM

Loving it! A set f jump leads was refused entry to a night club because it was thought he may start something
posted by marbellas white (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 9:12 AM Like that one! I pulled a gypsy girl last night & she asked me if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time. She wasn't joking, I went on the waltzer, dodgems, ghost train & went home with two gold fish.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 10:18 AM Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics. If it is a success his next book will be about Kent.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 10:33 AM Bloke goes to see a clairvoyant. She ushered him in with a huge smile and a very happy face. Without warning he slaps her really hard. "WTF did you do that for?" said she. "Well I just wanted to strike a happy medium"
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 1:04 PM What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 1:11 PM The record producer Phil Spector’s brother Crispin has started work at Walkers.
posted by Macedo (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 1:16 PM Its my Scouse nephews birthday tomorrow so as a surprise, I have put a tenner in his nans purse.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 1:20 PM Don’t give up your day jobs idiots!
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 3:10 PM And you keep your paper round fool
posted by Mark (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 4:26 PM

The thought of moving to Luton makes me shudder. The arse crack of the south
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 12:13 AM Welcome to a town called malice - you wouldn’t last 2 mins
posted by MadHatter (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 6:23 AM Been there at least twice since following ffc still here !! Reading way back could be lively !!! (Elm Park ) thinking of it saw best at Luton and a midweek match when my car Broke down on arrival
posted by Len (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 7:21 AM If that happened we’d had your motor in spare parts so fast
posted by MadHatter (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 1:13 PM I saw FFC play there way back. Rodney Marsh made John Aston (ex Man Utd) look like a twat on the wing in front of their main stand and they bayed for his blood. We won 2-0 but had to get out of there real quick. Would have been late 70s i reckon.
posted by Hints - Saturday 21st July 2018, 1:15 PM 18 September 1976
posted by MadHatter (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 6:07 PM Thanks MH, wee you there? If so do you remember the Rodney/Aston thing? I reckon anyone who was there will remember it, I bet John Aston does but he already had a European Cup winners medal by then so I'm sure he's not bothered. ;-)
posted by Hints - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 12:31 AM

Where did you get this information from, as I have searched every media source, and there is certainly nothing about this mentioned. Is this yet another football fantasy. One of our site members said that Mitrovic was going to sign on Wednesday or Thursday. It is now Friday and nothing has happened. I think that we have some wishful thinking supporters.
posted by A C (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 7:03 PM He’s right lve seen it on news now
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 7:29 PM Seeing it on some news channel is not te same as the club announcing it. Friday evening, and nothing ha been confirmed.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 7:38 PM Sack or sell him he'll only cause problems :-)
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 7:42 PM AC' Seen something about it on sky, but maybe not signed and sealed to the detail yet. Just like Klaven at Liverpool, it could be bad news for Bettonelli in the long run. If Button was still 2nd string, Bettonelli wouldn't have anything to worry about. I am convinced that Slavisa means business for the prem, and he is ruthless in his quest for recognition. Fulham will be a success in the prem by Slavisa's standard, and he will swing the axe even more now rather than fail. In the grand scheme of things, we are probably looking at the next Chelsea manager in my opinion. Don't get me wrong, he wants to make something of Fulham which is good for us now. I keep saying that Slavisa won't settle for 40 points and survival, he will ramp up the spending now more than ever. The genie is out of the bottle, and everybody is spending big to try and compete in this prem. Brighton, Huddersfield, etc. Its sods law, we have to keep up now!!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 8:10 PM AC try looking on news now Turkish football by emir sarigul before you lose your rag
posted by Mark (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 8:18 PM Why do some posters on here get angry when someone says we are in for certain players? Would they prefer it if no news was published and then the club state that they have signed someone.. this is, in my opinion the most exiting bit of the transfer window and I can’t understand why people get irate about it.
posted by Mark (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 8:23 PM We’re not saying it’s signed and sealed just they the keeper has said he’s reached a verbal agreement with Fulham
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 8:29 PM Don’t no why you bother Mark some got there own agenda on here
posted by Badger (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 8:32 PM Badger, just as well these people don’t support spurs or palace, they haven’t done nothing in this window yet..
posted by Mark (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 8:43 PM Well said Owen
posted by Stammers (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 9:08 PM Ok idiots........First-choice Besiktas goalkeeper Fabri Agosto Ramirez confirmed he's set to join Premier League side Fulham. The Spanish keeper played his final game for Besiktas on Friday evening during the Turkish Super Lig side's 3-1 friendly win over Krasnador. "As you know the Premier League is a major league and one I am interested in joining," Fabri said after the game. "Negotiations between the two clubs are ongoing but there is a verbal agreement with Fulham. I want to thank Besiktas for my time here." Sources close to the deal confirmed to ESPN FC that Fabri has agreed personal terms with Fulham, who are expected to pay Besiktas a fee of around €6 million (£5.3m) once the transfer is completed. The Spanish keeper will be joining goalkeeper coach Jose Sambade for the third time in his career after enjoying spells together at Deportivo la Coruna and Besiktas. Sambada is a keen admirer of Fabri and played an important role in convincing the keeper to join Besiktas in 2016. Besiktas president Fikret Orman revealed on Thursday that Fulham had made an offer for the 30-year-old keeper. "There are offers for Fabri, he is training now but I don't know where he will end up," Orman told reporters at Besiktas' training camp in Austria. Besiktas manager Senol Gunes also hinted on Thursday that Fabri could be on his way out. "If Fabri leaves we are going to have to sign someone else with the money," Gunes said. "But if we receive a good offer and he wants to leave well there is nothing I can do. Every player has a price." Fabri joined the Super Lig outfit free transfer in 2016 and went onto lift the Turkish Super League title and compete in two Champions League campaigns. As ESPN reported on Thursday, the sale of Fabri could result in Besiktas pursuing a move for Arsenal keeper David Ospina.
posted by Impartial (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 9:26 PM Imp boy , why does a small brentford donut come on a fulham site ? And you never turned up in Aldershot last saturday as arranged , i wonder why , LOL
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 9:40 PM Just read that word for word newsnow ESPN
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 9:42 PM I have just read a report myself, that the transfer of Fabri looks quite likely. The reason that I doubted it, was that I constantly read reports of fictitious signings that turn out to be nothing substantial, and I get a bit disappointed, after becoming quite exited. I am, like the rest of us eagerly awaiting confirmation that Mitrovic has signed, as each day we hear rumours that it is going to happen, then yet another day passes with nothing happening.
posted by A C (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 11:45 PM

We are spending more than Newcastle and as much as Everton and Leicester, who won the league a season ago. What does make us??
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 12:01 PM Desperate?
posted by Desperate Dan (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 12:26 PM At least we seem to be prepared to spend a few bob!
posted by Harry (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 12:57 PM Why desperate ?
posted by DG (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 1:15 PM well if we lose one more game I shall go to watch luton
posted by len (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 1:48 PM I sure Luton would welcome such a loyal fan as yourself. Season hasn't even started yet and you want to jump ship you toe rag
posted by Disgusted (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 1:55 PM Well we should sell Mitro & sack Slav COYW... On a more SERIous note, Transfers will be done when there done.
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 2:32 PM Disgusted, I have a teensy wensy feeling Len's comment was ever so slightly to tongue in cheek. Loosen up fella.
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 2:49 PM Nikola Milenkovic COY... TKhan... :-)
posted by Mac (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 3:00 PM Right that's it Disgusted! I'm gone.
posted by len (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 3:12 PM Don’t diss the Oak Road boys. More loyal follow than your mob. Fulham never liked Toddington Services crew
posted by MadHatter (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 7:53 PM Boys ? More like a bunch of big girls blouses ! Back in the 1970s fulham always took a mob to luton aka toilet town
posted by Reggi (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 8:02 PM Luton never liked the TBT
posted by Alex (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 10:33 PM How much did we pay for Marley ( excuse spelling )think that signing led to tigana exit at ffc caused some friction with mo !!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 7:26 AM Could be argued ambition know it’s a dirty word in some areas !!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 7:29 AM Grow up chidren. This is a forum for Fulham fans with sensible posts. If you want to do your bickering, exchange details and do it on some other forum.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 10:12 AM Fulham never had the Town. Your a bunch of picnic carrying middle class toffs. It was always Luton, Headhunters and ICF. You never turned up once.
posted by MadHatter (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 9:28 PM Fulham never had the Town. Your a bunch of picnic carrying middle class toffs. It was always Luton, Headhunters and ICF. You never turned up once.
posted by MadHatter (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 9:29 PM all this gobbing off about other people's town's I live in London where every thing is being cleaned up and money is pushing out real people and it is a shi-hole now, so there . Sorry not every thing is being cleaned the street's are rotten which sum's up the people . GOOD NIGHT
posted by longtrot (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 9:51 PM That’s it I’m off to watch Luton going with disgusted!! !
posted by Len (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 10:06 PM Bloody traffic light in Luton high st,traffic night mare.Don't go len you may never come back.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 12:27 PM Seem to recall millwall taking luton apart , lol
posted by Tony (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 12:54 PM Live in mortlake used to traffic congestion !!!as long as I’m back for palace ( not true away for a while will miss first 4 games plus a few test matches !!! Damn !,, luckily will see them on television somewhere !!
posted by Len (Guest) - Sunday 22nd July 2018, 7:09 PM Regular at the bull len?, lucky man miss it tons,worked a while at bus garage in mortlake, aunt lived in wrights walk by rail bridge thought it was countryside when young.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Monday 23rd July 2018, 1:22 PM

That will do for me
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 9:41 AM in the usa nbc or nbc stream will show the games
posted by Alan (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 3:01 PM I'm dissapointed that they didn't tell us that before they took our money for nest season
posted by Bert (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 7:30 PM

Great news Chris' another final piece of the puzzle. We need a hold-up man Mitro to carry the force. We will have plenty of wingers to create more danger and Seri going through the middle + Cairney and co with our passing game. I hope we can get hold of Matt Target also, he was settling in nicely last season. We will have a decent squad...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 11:44 PM Would like to add: I think we will get Mitro for 20 million. Newcastle and Benitez don't have the budget for a big spending spree this summer. It is well documented about Ashleys troubles with his business ventures. It would take 2 or 3 more clubs to show interest in Mitrovic to push the price up, and that hasn't happened.This is maybe because of the type of role Mitro takes up on the pitch, he doesn't suit most teams. Mitrovic fits in perfectly into our system, and he is a perfect ploy for our wingers to run off from. I can't see him scoring 25 goals though, that will be tough in the prem. Mitro will do the donkey work all day long, and assist others like Kamara etc. I hope Kamara will show improvement to back up my statements about him. It is not all about Kamara, i feel we have an exciting squad building, and maybe the surprise team in the prem. I think that Slavisa is more ambitious than we think, and 40 points and survival mode is not in his DNA. Just saying....
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 6:03 AM Another factor in our favour is Mitro's temperament. He's been known to be trouble at other clubs and didn't hit it off with Benitez. However, he clearly enjoyed his time at Fulham and has an excellent relationship with his fellow Serb SJ. I can't really see him going anywhere else
posted by The judge (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 9:49 AM

Yep and the fans must not get on there backs if they lose a couple of games we’re in it all together COYW
posted by DMK (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 11:58 AM Can we make that 40 points. Safer
posted by DG (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 12:28 PM ...and another thing: we really must get a few preseason wins under our belt, as a winning mentality is contagious in a positive way, just as a losing streak can be negative. All games must be winnable, even if youngsters or pensioners are on the team sheet! Never set out to lose!
posted by Rm (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 1:01 PM We have to face facts, that in the Premier League, we will only win one in three matches, with maybe a couple of draws thrown in. We are minnows in this division, but certainly big enough to survive quite comfortably.
posted by LTS (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 1:02 PM We will only survive if we maintain a fear of failure
posted by Rm (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 1:06 PM For some time now the Premier League has been three leagues within a league. You have the top 6 that fight it out for the title and the champions league spots year in and year out. This is Boringly predictable apart from when upstarts like Leicester City decide to gatecrash the party. There is a middle section usually lead by the likes of Everton, this can vary over the seasons and is usually populated by teams that adopt a new approach, are streetwise enough to comfortably survive or show some sign of ambition. Scrapping it out in the lower tier we often find the newbies that are clearly out of their depth or have stagnated at the level and are showing signs of complacency. I may be proven wrong but I believe with our footballing philosophy and ambition in the transfer market we will comfortably slot into the middle section. Teams like Burnley and Bournemouth were written off by the experts and have not only held onto Premier League status but improved considerably along the way. We have every chance of emulating the success of these teams. I don’t quite understand the logic of William Hills as the bookies are usually pretty much on the money. As for taking points from the top 6 this task is far from impossible. After witnessing our incredible march to promotion last season this team has proven it is definitely up for the scrap.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 4:09 PM The only thing pre season games are good for are match fitness and to look at fringe players as ffc have done results are meaning less!! !
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 10:52 PM Wolves fought back to draw against Ajax, and we found a way to beat them 2nd time of asking back in the championships. You just never know what preseason games tell you and we lost our first game playing the youngsters most of the game. We did more than okay in the prem for 13 years, and 4 years to get back in it is not that long a wait. Slavisa Jokanovic is a shewed character, and he might just be better than we think. He set up Watford and he departed them mysteriously. Watford not only survived, they compete very well in the prem. We are sounding nervous and some are going into survival mode which is a negative way of thinking. Slavisa is well astute, and he can get the best out of players that don't cost a fraction of what teams like Liverpool are forking out. Klopp will need to win a big one to justify his spending now, he has been at Anfield long enough now. Liverpool finishing 2nd or 3rd won't mean anything anymore, and it will get even harder for the likes of Mourhinho to win anything now. Players price don;t always mean you get what you pay for, it is all about astuteness and a manager needs luck to find that jewel of a player. Cardiff, Brighton, Fulham, etc we are spending 30 million and upwards, and in the end it is all about luck with player finding. We just have a nice passing system we hope to build on in the prem, and Slavisa is talented enough to gel these players and make us tick. We maybe looking at the next future Chelsea manager in Slavisa, and i don't think he is here just to survive accumalating 40 points....
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 7:07 AM Beware ,we stepped out of line twice last season ,spurs!and soton,sure you no the result.
posted by albertRN (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 1:56 PM

Good article in tonights Standard
posted by HARRY LONGBALL (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 9:14 PM I think we will know something by Friday, but i can't guarantee it.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 11:11 PM Plenty of optimism among some Fulham fans about the upcoming season even some who feel that a mid - table ( or better) is possible.The reality is that we are one of the favourites for relegation. Realistically we will do well to collect any points from the top six clubs- we all know who they are and the next tier down the likes of Everton, W Ham, Palace , Bournmouth etc will I think be too strong for us. So all of a sudden 40 pts seems an extremely large total to reach even assuming we can take maximum points from Wolves & Cardiff? So guess the best thing to do is enjoy the ride and look forward to hosting the likes of Man City, Liverpool and dare I say Chelsea!
posted by Harry (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 10:33 AM Top six is going to be difficult but I can’t agree with the rest of your comments. Team will not relish playing against us and will find it difficult to gain possession. I am not a gambling man but think we have a good chance of finishing above all of the teams you named that you think are too strong for us.
posted by Mark (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 10:58 AM I would like nothing more than to be proved wrong Mark, and will just have to see how we settle in the Premiership, but I would be satisfied if we can survive this season. For me anything else will be a bonus.
posted by Harry (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 1:38 PM

It’s about getting fit nothing to worry about lve seen good results pre season and bad results when season starts and other way round long as they get fit and no injury’s
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 6:00 PM I see we lost our pre-season friendly this afternoon, and some of our fans on the other site are starting to be a little concerned. May I point out the pre-season friendless, are just that, friendlies, and fitness runs out. If you cast your mind back to last season, we had a terrible pre-season, but then gained promotion. Whether we win or lose these games is of no consequence. Not only that we have not played even half of our full strength squad yet, and it is mainly our junior members being given their chances. Please don't start pushing the panic button based on these results.
posted by A C (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 7:13 PM Actually AC, I cannot agree with your comments. Preseason friendliest are a vital preparation for the new season, and not just a fitness test. Last year our awful pre sesaon start led to a shocking first half of the season. A haphazard and badly calibrated pre sesaon leads to a poor start, and we simply cannot afford complacency at this level, if we are to have any chance of survival.
posted by Rm (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 7:32 PM The boy imp , where was you last saturday ? The queens hotel / wetherspoons in aldershot at 11am and you never turned up , under 18 s were definitely allowed , if you was scared i would of made sure you were ok , lol
posted by Norfolk Enchants (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 8:02 PM Did we not lose a pre season friendly to Chelsea last season 8-2 and look what happened to our season.
posted by brian longhurst. (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 8:16 PM Slavisa used this game to see how the youngsters performed. He hardly used any of the first team players until the 76th minute. Fenerbache started the game with a strong side to test Fulhams young players according to the report. The result is not imporfant.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 9:38 PM You can watch some sort of highlights on the Fulham website or find it elsewhere if you don't have Fulham TV. Was low key and mostly kids till 65th minute when it was 2-0 already. Having said that, the more senior players, including Betts, let in a further goal and from the distant angle, didn't look a great one to concede. However, probably no need to be concerned at this particular result.
posted by JimmyJazz (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 11:48 AM The starting line-up for yesterdays friendly was all the kids
posted by JBH (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 1:13 PM See Imp is back. Obviously his school broke up early for the summer holiday
posted by John (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 1:28 PM Pre season friendly don’t count for much presume we played our first choice eleven each match no !!! Just a run out to get match fitness nothing else
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 6:21 PM I feel I should apologise for arguing with you impartial. You are obviously not the full shilling and I feel kind of guilty for trading words with you. It’s a bit like using a machine gun against an idiot armed with a catapult. If you don’t understand that last bit I suggest you ask your carer.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 7:29 PM The object of friendly s is not the result it’s for trying squad players and getting match fitness as a contest no contest totally irrevelant what the score is
posted by Len (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 7:40 AM

Wonder why he got 5 games in 3 years at Newc?,are newc that well of for players.?
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 2:19 PM Loverly; Sounds like that Flash character out of the Marvel comics. Can we catch him to sign him!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 2:22 PM Wonder why Mitrovic did does not get many games bis
posted by DMK (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 2:44 PM Had to look twice at sky sports just now. Chelsea's new manager looks just like Felix MaGath
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 3:16 PM Let’s hope he’s as competent !!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 3:58 PM He only managed 5 games for Newcastle as he spent 2 of the 3 years out on loan. There seems to be a growing list of players who haven't made it at Newcastle but gone on to better themselves at other clubs.
posted by D (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 5:15 PM

Sky Pundit ex-footballer, Clinton Morrison thinks Fulham are made for the premiership, looking at how we play. With the additions of Seri, and Mitro +, Morrison thinks we will have a great season in the prem. I hope he doesn't put the mokkers on us. Its a funny one Holly, and us fans are still waiting to see what final additions there will be to the squad. I am guilty of it, and maybe a few who say top 8? and someone saying top 6??? A wise old man will always say, wait and see what happens. We have too much time on our hands, and right or wrong in our predictions, the only thing that matters is that we have a good season and that we are competitive up to a good level and stay in the prem. I like your optimism about a top half finish, it wouldn't be a surprise to me personally.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 2:18 PM According to William Hills we are third favourite for the drop. But what does he know about football?
posted by Harry (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 3:09 PM Surprised he had a good work for us bet his mum hasn’t !!!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 4:00 PM Expect us to finish above 6 clubs if we get in a few more maybey higher !!!dont put credence to bill hill S%-+t betting site
posted by Len (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 4:08 PM Too many on here reaching for the stars. If we avoid the drop after our first season, that would be great. From there we can push on.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 4:47 PM Stars Bert different galaxy more like, bite your hand off for 40 points
posted by denny (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 5:07 PM Can't wait for December when we drop Button and get our season started... oh, hang ....
posted by Fred (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 4:45 AM Its all about staying up and getting the money for next season and establishing.. its not very spectacular but i dont care where we finish as long as its not 18th 19th or 20th.. We will have runs of games where we struggle, we are notorius slow starters but we have a game plan and a brilliant way of executing it and i love watching it.. the most important thing for this season is No matter how tough things get we and the board have to stand by our manager and back him all the way, i would rather be relegated than have to watch Allardyce or Pulis football which is the blueprint for staying up after Xmas..
posted by Adam (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 9:55 AM With ffp It’s all about staying up the first year cos the second season is where you can really spend. So as long as we stay up I’ll be happy.
posted by Timmy (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 10:34 AM

Hide the knives...
posted by Hints - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 7:55 AM Bet you're fun at parties Little Staines
posted by JBH (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 8:00 AM Don't buy the food, then the price of sub standard food may have to drop.
posted by albert RN (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 2:22 PM Nobody is forced to buy the food, If you don't like it, and can't manage a couple of hours without eating, you can always take your own sandwiches.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 9:50 PM Buy a bag of chips on the way or a kebab if it’s to dear in ground don’t buy it. Simple !! !
posted by Len (Guest) - Thursday 19th July 2018, 6:26 PM

Might want to mention that sentances start with a capital letter and end with a full stop TOO.
posted by The Arizonan - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 2:18 AM Touche. I do not know how to type the accent mark.
posted by john (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 2:51 AM Press and hold "Alt" and then press "130" on the number pad. When you release the Alt key é appears.
posted by Joe Bloggs (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 3:35 AM é
posted by Hints - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 8:02 AM Blimey, so it does. Ta Bloggsy..
posted by Hints - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 8:03 AM I only have TOO hands you know
posted by john (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 8:17 AM Arizonan might want to note that there is no A in sentence
posted by The Pedant (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 9:15 AM To be fair misspellings are fine as long as they are not made TWO many times.
posted by john (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 11:55 AM Don’t be so pidanktit Jon !,,
posted by Bill sheaskespe (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 4:13 PM Touché.
posted by The Arizonan - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 4:41 PM sign langwich iz best harder too lye
posted by hartopp (Guest) - Saturday 21st July 2018, 9:59 PM

I was talking to a friend of mine who lives in Darlington, and he has told me that according to the local radio, which covers Newcastle, they have agreed to the transfer of Metrovic to Fulham, and it should be official tomorrow or Thursday depending on the terms and a medical. I hope that the information is correct.
posted by Brian jarvis (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 6:00 PM Closed doors bishop
posted by GEEZER (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 7:05 PM The squad does seem a bit light, but I think we'll manage to arrange a few loan deals on top of the purchases which are allegedly in the pipeline. I don't remember the last team we had our business done before the season started- we are usually scrabbling for a player or two during the last few days before the transfer window shuts.
posted by 5crawny - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 10:10 PM Weeeelll, you can't have a few loan deals in the tPrem, you can only have two. To date two players in, the reserve keeper gone and CFC in disarray with regards to the two loanees from last season. The pre-season schedule is poor preparation for an entry into the PL, in my humble opinion, but its value is dimished further if the hoped for newcomers, whoever they may be, fail to turn up. Are we harking back to the last pre-season debacle?
posted by The Arizonan - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 1:30 AM God you lot are depressing!! World Cup year's always cause concern re transfers this is worse due to the early window closure, but everyone is in the same boat and if it means we are signing quality then I for one will be happy to let the club do what they need to and see what materialises.
posted by JBH (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 11:52 AM All in same boat but some have better cabins than others,now we appear to be looking at a full back who got just 5 games in 3 years at newc,and they dumped him,10 mill quoted,what is it with newc board and management that player don't play to there ability at newc,.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 1:56 PM Notice chels have one in and about ten out on loan pretty sure if we want the above mentioned won’t take long to aquire them !!
posted by Len (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 4:17 PM If deals are in pipeline couple of days signed and sealed DONTPANIC!!!!!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 4:19 PM Clubs are hanging on for the best offer, and players too. That's why so much happens on the last day of the transfer window.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 9:58 PM

Totally agree.
posted by Rm (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 1:57 PM We still don’t have the technical ability. Even tiny countries like Croatia can outperform us. Still some way to go and I think Southgate acknowledges that. Work in progress.
posted by Macedo (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 2:01 PM Tripper, Maguire, Henderson, Pickford and Loftus Cheek exceeded my expectations, Kane, Sterling, Walker were way below my expectations and the rest of the squad just did what i expected, not a lot... Now the dust has truly settled can anyone give me any explanation at all into the thinking behind taking Danny Welbeck and what options he offered the squad?? 5th choice striker who played 13 minutes of football and couldnt get a game in front of a striker who has now failed to score in 28 games for his country... Would taking Sessegnon have proved more fruitful in the longer term???
posted by Adam (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 2:03 PM My son informs me that Ronaldo has scored more hat-tricks than Wellbeck has scored goals
posted by Statto (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 2:56 PM Yes , Belgium was a reality check - twice . In the 2nd game they could have let England have control of the midfield as the final pass or cross was never going to cause problems . Some good performances , as mentioned , but also some others who did nothing to enhance their reputations . All this talk about heroes and knighthood for Southgate way over top , nothing was achieved other than a good team unity .Still much to be done . Not sure who can provide the creative spark , no one jumps out to me .
posted by davidk (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 4:32 PM Can't imagine Sess would have got any game time in Russis, but would hope to see him feature from now on.
posted by Harry (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 4:38 PM It was a solid performance they beat who they are better than and lost to superior teams. The defeat to Belgium in the group stages made all the difference. in the last 8 I really only think they could have beaten Sweden and in the last 16 they could have beaten 4 teams so to get to the Finals was excellent.
posted by Tezza - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 4:40 PM Its always the same after an event. Everybody knows best or even better. Hindsight is a wonderful thing.
posted by GEEZER (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 7:04 PM Once they took away football from the playground we were always going to struggle, we have no sense of how to perform in a scrap..
posted by Nick (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 1:23 AM The reason we got found out was our inability to change tactics, every time Southgate used a sub it was a like for like change. We didn't have anyone who was able to change a game
posted by Nigel Lambson (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 2:01 AM We underperformed. We didn’t take our chances against a Columbia or Croatia. We should have been at least 2-0 up at HT in the semi. Kane missed a chance he usually puts away. We should have reached the final. We have no creative mid which is our problem so Gareth plays Sterling to worry teams, only he has been exposed as a player with no end product and so he is a waste of a place. We only beat Sweden who are any good. We lost 3 games - most ever. If you get s draw like that and don’t make the final it’s poor
posted by Phil (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 12:47 PM Croatia not a good example think they can beat anyone on there day for a small nation got a very good squad together in recent times
posted by Len (Guest) - Wednesday 18th July 2018, 4:23 PM

Spot one ffc supporter how he stayed on the pitch beats me.
posted by Midds - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 10:19 AM I never saw a Fulham supporter on the pitch.!
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 3:15 PM

Was thinking the same for free plenty of exprence could be good back up
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 10:34 PM Are you getting gun shy Owen?
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 16th July 2018, 11:58 PM Arizonian; i am starting to over-think things again, and that means i am getting my mo-jo back slowly, i will write some more... Fonte comes to mind, and i hope Slavisa considers a move for him. That might mean our board breaking the 'NO SIGNING OF ANYBODY OVER 28 RULE' Jose Fonte, could be a really good signing for a year or two at centre-back. We have his brother Rui' who i think could be a good combination for us linking up with Piazon. There was 1 game in particular last season, i can't recollect which one? Fonte and Piazon were brilliant. Jose performed really well for Portugal and the more i think about it, he would be a great signing for Fulham. Be warned though Fulhamites, with Slavisa having more say in transfers, it will lead to a massive wage increase in wages, especially if we get more flair players like Malcom on board. There is no chance that Fulham will stop at 50k a week tops. The genie is out of the bottle now guys, and we might as well go along for the ride. Lets all enjoy our stay in the prem, and long may it continue....
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 9:45 AM I thought the same thing when i heard jose pulled the pin in china. As its a well known fact fonte senior advised rui to knuckle down when rui had a confidense crisis and going thru a bad run.
posted by Metchick's Marvel ! (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 10:22 AM Fonte would add a massive amount to the team and may be able to do something to rescue his brother, although I think that may be a lost cause. If we could land Zinchenko then that would be a massive coup, although it's looking like Wolves may have beaten us to him now.
posted by 5crawny - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 10:28 PM

Seems like Brighton is a retirement home for ex-Fulham keepers. Geezer will be down there next. BTW, who are the number two and number three keepers these days?
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 16th July 2018, 8:52 PM The transfer of Button seems to indicate a new keeper is on his way to FFC with possibly Rodak as number 3
posted by JBH (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 8:28 AM I thought Button was Geezers love child
posted by Staines not so massive (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 5:34 PM Arizonan when i retire i wont be going south. And Staines jealousy wont get you anywhere.
posted by GEEZER (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 7:46 PM Got him to Staines apparently ...
posted by The Arizonan - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 9:16 PM

There was talk earlier about a deal where Button was wanted by Brighton and Slavisa wanting Oliver Norwood as part of the deal. He wouldn't be in first 11, but is a good replacement in midfield when required, We should know soon if this is happening.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 8:25 AM

Who’s William?
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 5:00 PM Pie in the sky about the wedge
posted by GEEZER (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 5:47 PM Gotta laugh at some of the bored as fcuk statements such as william ? and kenedy from liverpool ? do a bit of fact checking would help!
posted by Never say Die ! (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 8:15 PM Full kit w**kers, half scarve w**kers and now new post w**kers.
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 9:21 PM Sorry , I meant to Malcom but the same argument applies. To get these top players you have to pay the wages they were getting which could be a issue for the players already there.
posted by Tezza - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 11:56 AM Tezza' times have moved on so fast now, it was inevitable that wages would go up quickly while we lingered in the championships 4 years. 50/60 k a week is the norm now i think. Any Fulham player still stuck on 25k weekly and still happy about it, is a saint. I think Chelsea loanees are on 25k weekly.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 20th July 2018, 4:01 PM

From Chelsea AC .
posted by Never say Die ! (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 5:13 PM

Agreed, but think we're making progress overall.
posted by Eddy (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:55 PM On the NUFC website, Mitro states he wants to play for Fulham.; and doesn't want to be at Newcastle. The article ends with, his future should be sorted within the next ten days.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:19 PM Just how long does a contract take to sort out at this level,NCFC have had few weeks and now another ten days why???we aint buying Neymar.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 3:22 PM

Probably the person who keeps posting my post using the same name as me as I doubt he/she has any mates!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 12:08 PM Wired answer to this post Chris
posted by Badger (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:05 PM Sorry badger, I'm just really trying to convince myself that this is not the norm! I tried to register, no luck, go figure. Oh well. Edward no mates can keep on playing games.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:32 PM Join the club chris, been trying for ages nothing, trying to register is like trying to walk on water.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:34 PM That wasn't me!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:35 PM Sorry l put this post up did not know it would cause so many problems
posted by DMK (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:46 PM Not your fault DMK, know you were just trying to have a good discussion going, been there pal, done my own topic and seen it hijacked by the morons. Oh well, heads down into the wind,, i say!
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:52 PM Now registered! Was known as Chris before but now known as this new name. Hopefully that will stop the sad act from copying my posts and posing as someone else! Bish, found it quite easy in the end. To the idiot who likes a wind up, have a happy and fulfilling life!
posted by Chris of Jokes - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:11 PM Maybe there are more than one Chris who uses this forum. If you are both called Chris, who is impersonating who?
posted by Bert (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:23 PM Good point, Bert!
posted by Chris oƒ Jokes - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:49 PM DMK ill meet you in the Torch by Wembley stn . And me and my mate Chris will talk to you and buy you a pint. So you wont feel aloan
posted by GEEZER (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 5:45 PM Also welcome to the preimer. More to come yet.
posted by geezer (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 7:25 PM Well if it's a case of walking on water surely all Chris has to do is add a t to his name and he'll be home and hosed!
posted by Hints (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 3:46 AM DMK the idiot who answered your post claiming to be the real bishop,some crap about head to the wind ,is not real bishop,i answered chris post how hard it is to register ,seems you register and get accepted then tell you to login, you do that and that's it,dont know you try again so you do nothing happens just same crap..
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 2:58 PM i have over 700 points my son has 601 and my youngest has 599... They wouldnt let me get all 3 today as its only open to 600 and above! Thats how pedantic it is to get a ticket nowadays! Hopefully they will still be available tomorrow morning!
posted by adam (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 3:17 PM

Fulham don't play oreilly neough?
posted by Curtains (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:39 PM Yes, but both were players.
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:40 PM Paolo
posted by Balwaop (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:03 PM Not me morons
posted by Chris of Jokes - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:12 PM That’s not me I’ve signed up !
posted by Chris of jokes (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 5:40 PM

With the two signings we have made , and if Malcolm does sign it would mean we are stepping up a level. Heads would certainly be turning around the premier league and surly mute the " No ambition " brigade. Come on Malcolm add a bit of Brazilian flare to Craven Cottage.
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 11:52 AM Still need a striker, and center back, woefully short on bodies that can do it in the prem.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:37 PM And they will arrive just try and be patient
posted by JBH (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:39 PM Paul' they must like you more than me on here. I said Fulham top 8 finish, and you say top 6? You've got me out of jail mate, now i can chuck you the keys! (HA' HA') Maybe with all these additions, we can surprise a few people...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 3:23 PM

Monday morning and we have the pleasure of this monotonous repetitive drivel.
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 8:07 AM If you don't like it don't read it , keep em coming Owen
posted by Sw6 (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 10:21 AM Do other football sites have so many miserable gits on board, keep gong Owen.
posted by Harry (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 11:29 AM Perhaps a bit long, but a good read. What I learnt from yesterday was that the England team punched above its weight due to week opposition; we are nowhere near being able to compete with the top 6 countries, and should certainly not be happy with our current standing in the world. Football coming home? More a fantasy than a dream. School report should read: ‘could and should do better”
posted by Rm (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 11:51 AM Billy if only you show a fraction of the passion Owen has on Fulham, we be a much stronger club. Not that I agree with all points made by Owen - eg a bit too optimistic to mention France and Fulham, apart from both have 6 letters and starts with F, in the same breath but then again , I do think Fulham could do better than many teams have seen in the world cup! Not sure what you are looking for in here - even mourinho talks bollocks sometimes!
posted by John (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 12:12 PM Ok John, I have been going to the cottage since 1964 and am extremely passionate about the club. Owen is also passionate but read his posts through and he is constantly contradicting himself. He starts his last drawn out post with Fulham can learn from France. A couple of sentences later we must take a leaf from the way Croatia play. He goes on that we are a touch slow which won’t work in the prem, if we don’t do as he suggests Liverpool will be all over us. He disagrees that it will take a few seasons to adjust in the prem. Disagrees with who?.Croatia play perfect possession football. THEY LOST. Then he goes on about cutting through balls by the French. He finishes with Fulham can be a force again, after watching us for 50 plus years I can’t remember when we were a force, as much as I want them to be. Fair play to him for his total support of Fulham but why can’t he post what he thinks and stop padding out the content? COYW .
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:01 PM Billy' i understand your points about my way of writing etc. I am not the complete writer and apart from MST, most will get some points wrong, i admit to that. The France Croatia game, i was watching it from a neutral point of view. France are the worthy winners. Saying that we can learn a lot from the way Croatia passed the ball around the midfield in general. I keep bringing all these points up on this forum every now and again but trust me, proper football lessons are very repetitive and that is the best way to learn. We play passing football at Fulham, so why not take a few pointers from the final? I tried to get points across from both sides and failed miserably. I can be a touch too optimistic but saying that, somebody has just put Fulham top 6 if we get Malcolm the Brazilian on board. Billy, you have got to laugh about that one, i said top 8! If we get Malcolm on top of Seri etc, and Mitro if he comes? Why not aim high? Now the shackles have been released, and the purse strings are open, i think that Slavisa has higher ambitions than just to survive in the prem. The only danger now is spending too much and players wages are at a record high now. Seri apparently is on a record one hundred thousand a week!!! The genie is out of the bottle, we might as well be happy and go for it now. I hope we don't end up doing what Villa and a few teams before did.
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 3:06 PM Look Owen, no one likes a passionate Fulham fan more than I. I can appreciate your comments, most of which are very good, sensible and more importantly for the good of our club but for gods sake let’s play our way instead of making comparisons with other clubs many of which will find us very difficult to play. Liverpool have Klopp and his fast high pressing football, what have they won, do you think Henderson will handle our midfield? I don’t.. We have Slavisa who will know the way every team in this division play, his signings are clever, astute and after a short time on the training pitch will manage to compete against any side. Let’s just get behind him and enjoy watching opponents trying to work us out..
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 3:26 PM Okay, that one Billy. Slavisa is intelligent and will work out the fine details on each prem teams. Paul has put us top 6 if we get Malcolm by the way. I like that one!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 3:35 PM Maybe, it would be nice. Would this mean we have Malcom Macdonald in midfield?
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 3:54 PM Owen- where does Seri’s hundred thousand a week come from? I havent heard this elsewhere
posted by Keetch54 - Monday 16th July 2018, 4:24 PM +1
posted by Billy (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 5:03 PM Funny sort of game two French goals should not have happened. Croatia had a few chances plus quit3 a bit of possession felt they weren’t as fresh due to less recovery time.
posted by Len (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 5:46 PM Billy, if Owen has totally contradicted himself (which I can see no direct evidence of), maybe you need to take your own advice and I quote... "...montonous, repetitive, drivel..." in your first response to Owen's post, later assessing his "drivel" by stating, "I can appreciate your comments, most of which are very good, sensible and more importantly for the good of our club..."! Owen might see life through rose tinted spectacles sometimes, but I bet he's added years on to his life by doing so! I applaud his enthusiasm and passion, even if I don't agree with everything he says. Maybe he's been offensive to others on this board, but I don't ever recall seeing it. If anybody finds his approach offensive or irritating, they probably need to take a harder look at themselves, rather than blame him!
posted by 5crawny (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 8:46 PM Scrawny, I have been reading the posts from Billy and Owen with interest and I must admit Owen does go on a bit, Billy has at no stage said he finds any offence so why have you mentioned it. Perhaps you should butt out and take a look at your post which to be honest borders on offensive.
posted by Tony C (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 9:47 AM Lads there is a simple way around this, I do not find Owen in any way offensive and admire his optimistic approach of life. The best thing I can do is not post again on this site as challenging posters creates problems. I hope Owen carries on posting and keeps up the optimism..
posted by Billy (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 10:08 AM Guys lets just totally drop this one, i do harp on a bit. My missus tells me that all the time. We are all passionate about our club and will have different opinions. My fault totally. I do write some over the top crap, and i will cut it down a bit. You should see me at work on a Monday morning. I am one of those guys that can come in chirpy and smiling, while other guys need time to clear their beer heads or whatever. That's just me in a nutshell. I would feel bad if Billy leaves totally. Let's just drop this because we are all nice people, and that is why Fulham win the nice guy awards a lot. Nothing can be as bad as Brentford stuck in the championships! That is the worst pain ever!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 11:00 AM Thanks Owen. We can all get a bit excited about our club and there is nothing wrong with that, a forum is about opinion and all posters are entitled to agree or disagree with other posters. At the end of the day we all want the same thing for the club. I must add that you should not change or cut down your posts or the content but thank god I don’t have to work with you and suffer the Monday morning happiness.
posted by Billy (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 11:30 AM Cheers Billy'' The only thing is i have to put up with 'ME' on a Monday Morning. That sucks!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 12:27 PM Tony C I was talking about he offensive comments made about Owen’s post! I’d be happy for you to point out how I’ve been offensive. Hope that’s all cleared up now.
posted by 5crawny - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 4:38 PM Stop acting like a keyboard barrister scrawny. Look at the posts and no one has been offensive in both of the posters comments. To quote you “no evidence”. Both of these guys have sorted any problems but you can’t leave it.
posted by Tony C (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 6:45 PM Tony mate, get a life!
posted by 5crawny - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 10:02 PM

Excellent, now someone is posting as me. Blimey,how sad is that? Go on then fella, share a joke, let's see how good you are? Moderators, any chance of comparing ip addresses to this one and to mine (You will see I have two common ones) and then deleting the saddo who likes to impersonate other people?
posted by Chris (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 9:18 AM It's a common name. Have you ever considered that there might just be another Fulham fan with the same moniker?... If you register you can have your own name all to yourself!
posted by Hints - Monday 16th July 2018, 9:54 AM The same name and posting exactly the same post that I posted below word for word. Crikey Hints, that is a coincidence!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 9:58 AM To register on this site is one big joke, bloody impossible.Tried many times ,accepted then told many time I don't excist in there minds, gave up after a week.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:40 PM Now done it. Fake Chris - jog on!
posted by Chris of Jokes - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:12 PM

Lots of reports about bidding for Malcombe. A Brazilian that is supposed to cost £26m to £45m depending who's report you read. Would be nice but can't see this one coming off. But I said that about Seri
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 9:19 PM What do we want their fingers for?
posted by The Arizonan - Sunday 15th July 2018, 9:19 PM To stick them up to Newcastle and Chelsea I'd imagine
posted by DG (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 9:24 PM You only need one for that over here ...
posted by The Arizonan - Sunday 15th July 2018, 10:16 PM The Arizonan... in the UK 'fingers crossed' is a figure of speech that means ' hope it happens '
posted by FFC SUPPORTER (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 8:25 AM Blimey. I never knew that ...
posted by The Arizonan - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:39 PM

We beat nobody in a perfect cup run you would normally pray for. Struggled to get past Tunisia and columbia and couldn't beat a number of mediocre teams. Not a lot to get excited about even with a young team. If we are proud of that we set very low standards.
posted by The Pope (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 1:17 PM We finished above Brazil, Spain, Germany, Argentina, Colombia and uraguay. We finished behind France, Belgium and Croatia - we can’t really expect to be ahead of them! So record will also tell us we had a good World Cup!! But I agree with you - we had a bit of luck and if it was a league table with all the World Cup teams - we would struggle to finish in the top half! We don’t have a strong team so Southgate has done a good job! He’s obviously have take a leaf from Jokanovic’s football book but if the last 24 months for Fulham was a 24hr clock, England is still stuck at 6am! Too slow at times. Lacked creativity. Too much passing in own half and haven’t found a player like Mitro.
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 3:24 PM Considering the expectations pre tournament reaching the semi finals has to be seen as real progress regardless of the opposition involved. I can never understand the desire of so many English supporters to continuously highlight the negative. The press are always famine or feast we are either crap or world beaters this nonsense should be ignored. The English team was probably at its lowest point following the dismal showings in the 2 previous tournaments. Surely even the most negative punters out there can see that some progress has been achieved this time around.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 3:57 PM It's not being pessimistic it's just speaking the truth and not getting carried away. We had an easy run but as soon as we met anyone who could play we were put in our place. If we had met Brazil Germany or Argentina who are all in a bad place they would have beaten us. We did play well against Sweden and panama but that was it. We had the best keeper at the tournament but will never get such a good chance again. I assure you the top teams will be a lot better as I hope we will be.
posted by The pope (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 5:31 PM Is it so hard to give even a tiny bit of credit where it is due?
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 7:21 PM Think three or four of the team emerged with great credit, but most of the established players Kane, Deli Ali. Sterling to name just three, looked lost for ideas. If Gareth gives the likes of Sess a chance who knows we might have a decent Euro competition in a.couple of years time- but still look long way behind the French.
posted by Harry (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 9:21 PM Been a Fulham fan for long Eddie?
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 9:26 PM I think we all have given England some credit and infact, a big pat on the back for what they achieved. I also think we must not treat them like 5year kids when we are of allowed to give them some truth and where they have done bad and can improve. They are not kids. We should give them a balanced view and be honest on where we can improve and congratulate them on what they have achieved.
posted by John (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 9:34 PM Not sure if the amount of time I have supported Fulham is relevant to this thread but as you are asking it’s 51 years and counting.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 2:20 AM Eddie -you were surprised that some on this board are unfailingly negative and this led me to wonder if you were new to Fulham (or indeed football)!
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 6:21 AM Unfortunately Broadsword despite everything my club and country have put me through over the years I remain an incurable optimist as far as football is concerned. This will probably last right up to the day those nice men in white coats come to take me away.
posted by Eddie (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 6:40 PM Good for you Eddie. Don't ever change
posted by Broadsword (Guest) - Tuesday 17th July 2018, 7:43 PM

Totally agree. Matt O riley looked quality. Steve Sees looked good. Desperate need for a few strikers though. Maxime looked great can play and cross. Good day out plenty more to come and transfers hopefully to tidy up the squad.
posted by Macca J (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 7:46 PM Hugely impressed (and reassured) by quality of the kids. O’Reilly is specia; a superstar in the making. Hope we can provide some game time for him.
posted by Gav (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 8:23 PM Could not agree more telly in joyed
posted by DMK (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 9:14 PM Will o reilly get into squad,? for all the good talent we see and hear about only ryan sess, came through last season ,do we have no others at 18-20 who are ready now,dont expect wholesale movement but at least 3 18-20s would be welcome.Williams touted as genius material has gone elsewere so were does that leave the present set up ?,have to wait and see.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 2:15 PM I thought O'Reilly was excellent when he came on. Don't forget he is a year ypunger than Sess & let's face it, Sess is a bit unique in his age group throughout the country. O'Reilly looks the business and plays like he is 25 not 17! The future looks bright based on what I saw yesterday.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 2:49 PM I thought O'Reilly was excellent when he came on. Don't forget he is a year ypunger than Sess & let's face it, Sess is a bit unique in his age group throughout the country. O'Reilly looks the business and plays like he is 25 not 17! The future looks bright based on what I saw yesterday.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 2:50 PM Apologies for double post. Bloody phone!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 2:51 PM I thought O'Reilly was excellent when he came on. Don't forget he is a year ypunger than Sess & let's face it, Sess is a bit unique in his age group throughout the country. O'Reilly looks the business and plays like he is 25 not 17! The future looks bright based on what I saw yesterday.
posted by Chris (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 9:31 PM

Watch Seri's you tube video, better than Grealish all day long. We will be ready for the prem..
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 11:57 PM Owen: are you not well you've only posted a sentence?
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 11:25 AM Marabella' i am slacking a bit. I gotta get my act together, and get back in the GROOOOVE!!!!!! MST IS WAITING IN ANTICIPATION!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 7:03 PM n
posted by Joh (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:37 PM

No!
posted by Nick (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 7:46 AM Why Rashford ??? He was so dynamic on Wednesday night !!
posted by Ah (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 8:00 AM Stephen Terry - I wonder why the FA didn’t pick you for the role and had to “settle for Southgate” given how you can know the best team without even seeing the players in training or understanding their current fitness levels or other considerations? Which other managerial roles have you turned down?
posted by SirH (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 9:19 AM Remember the saying: "I may disagree with what you say, but I will fight for your right to say it"
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 9:36 AM Get rid of Ali. Asap
posted by Tony (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 11:25 AM Maybe but we’ll done ffc for getting approval for the new riverside stand
posted by Richard (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 11:57 AM Does anyone really care about the 3rd/4th playoff? I certainly don't and don't think it should even be played.
posted by Hints - Saturday 14th July 2018, 1:35 PM I don't agree. The third placed team get a Bronze medal. No one English has had any medal since 1966. If this was the Olympics would any athlete say they didn't want a bronze medal and wouldn't care if they finished fourth. I very much doubt it.
posted by Bert (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 2:16 PM Ahh hello Richard, or should I call you Dick. And how is smallbrentfords new mega stadium coming along. I heard that it's being held up due to a shortage of building bricks now toys 'r' us have gone bust.
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 2:31 PM Oooooo Bert, a shiny Bronze medal! Are you one of those left wing modernists who think everyone should get a certificate for taking part? Typical English attitude: "I say Chaps, well done for coming fourth! You did ever so well, so nearly won a shiny Bronze medal! Oh well, you did so much better than we thought, there's always next time and it's the taking part, not the winning that's the important bit eh? Pip Pip!" Losers, and presenting shiny medals for losing just papers over the cracks.
posted by Hints - Saturday 14th July 2018, 10:57 PM Stephen' Rose was pants down that right side, and England midfield didn't have a clue. Fulham would have done better at passing the ball...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 12:00 AM Yeah, well tough luck, England who were the better team for most of the second half, after the reshuffle. Owen, Rose plays down the left, not right, and I agree he was woeful, but bear with him, he's recovering confidence following a cruciate ligament injury that several years ago would be the end of a player's career. And I accept I know zilch about what's happening behind the scenes in Russia, SirH, but I do know that playing Kane and Sterling together first half was not a good idea, to put it mildly, as neither had any attempts on goal or looked likely to. Kane looked a shadow of his earlier games, and Sterling still runs around like a headless chicken for England - and was as deadly as a cockroach in the goal area. Both Rashford and Loftus Cheek definitely have a future with the England team once they gains International experience should retain their places.
posted by stephen terry (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 2:41 AM And I would congratulate Southgate's second half changes, apart from Lingard, who blows hot and cold but mainly cold - and Delph playing LB was excellent for England in that position. Pep sure knows how to coach his players, even Sterling scores goals for City.
posted by stephen terry (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 2:48 AM And Pep or Mourinho, had they been managing England, would also have taken off Kane at half-time. Sorry, and all that, but he wasn't at the races, was he?
posted by stephen terry (Guest) - Sunday 15th July 2018, 2:55 AM

Great news !!!!
posted by Len (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 9:37 PM Everyone seems to know for sure
posted by Dan Gleebals (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 10:28 PM

So if we finish 10th you would not be shocked ? Different from your other post. And who is sending out relegation vibes? Now your peed off with Liverpool. Why can’t you just enjoy what is happening at this moment instead of going over the top with everything.
posted by Mark (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 8:19 PM Shaqui plays for himself - not the team -we are better off without him
posted by Keetch54 - Friday 13th July 2018, 8:28 PM Mark, just making some points, not too serious. Was over the top with the 2 paper clips wager, i meant 1 !!!!!!!!!!
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 8:42 PM New post junkie Owen
posted by Billy (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 3:23 PM Guy's, i am sure we can achieve top 8, but even if we finish 10th or 12th, we survive. The most important thing is to stay in the prem first time of asking. I could have suggested the easy solution to the equation and rounded it up to 40 points for safety just like most people do. As Fulham fans we should aim higher, and there are good reasons for this. We have a very good and ambitious manager, and he has the gift of the gab. We have made 2 very good signings in Seri and Marchand from Nice. Listening to them both on FTV Freeview, tells me these guys are here to play football in the right way. They know and respect each other, even though they are from different cultures, and they are both comfortable with a football. It is a very unusual coup to sign 2 footballers who know and complement each others game so much, it is a good sign. Matt Targett is still on the radar, and i like that immensely, Sess and Matt will know about each others game the more they link up down that left side. Seri on you-tube is out to impress and he sounds hungry to do so,Cairney and co will benefit. Seri is a lot quicker dribbling, and his injection of pace and control is infectious. I could go on and on about OUR team but you guys get the gist. Slavisa doesn't give a target or a specific aim for this season, but i guarantee you, he is not thinking about survival in the prem. Slavisa is slowly crafting a Fulham team that works and plays for each other. These guys are repetitively drilled and honed in their passing game, and they will be even more psychi and close to each other. Watching the England team against Belgium, there is no psychi amongst the players. England midfield don't know when to pass/ stick or twist. Sessegnons name was mentioned with a few others for the future. Sess would have made a lot more intelligent passes than Stirling or lingarrd for sure. I will be jumping hoops if and when we finally sign Mitrovic, and Targett. We don't have Sam Allardice and his 40 points mentality, and Slavisa is way more football minded. Why would any Fulham loving football fan just want to survive in the prem? We have a history and tradition for playing attractive football, the prem is crying out for our brand of football. Watford was a success that Slavisa put together, yet he wasn't around to see it bare fruit. This time around, Slavisa is ready to introduce his latest box of tricks in the form of Fulham, a small, enterprising, and eager to please family unit, and players ready to surprise the premiership. What target and position will Slavisa have in mind for his band of brothers? Top 8??? Watford he will want to surpass, and 40 points and scraping the barrel will not be our ultimate aim and target...
posted by OWEN (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 11:46 PM

Now you come to mention it!
posted by Harry (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 2:14 PM I do wonder just what this guy will be like, its said he did not want to go to Fulham, its also said cfc and arsn wanted him, but his club ,not him choose Fulham why?,. Lets remember he will go for about 6 weeks over xmas and new year for Africa cup ,he is from ivory coast,also his mate ,were did he come from ,don't believe he was actually at Nice read some were he was at nice a while back,so who came up with him don't seem to have any pedigree.But will wait and see.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 3:36 PM Said by who? Some lazy journalist who didn't bother to ask him or perhaps by representatives of other clubs who wanted him? Probably best to wait and see I agree!
posted by Chris (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 3:39 PM Moron, get a life or get your own handle
posted by Mark (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 3:42 PM One factor in seri transfer seems to be he has a good agent and is to small ,that's according to arsn manager . So another teenie player joins us, when will a tank sign up for us.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 4:02 PM

Stick to hoovering pet
posted by marbella white (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 8:22 AM

are you SERIous?
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 1:08 PM should we send him back then T.NO?? don't think so, so now just heads down into the wind,, i say at least
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 1:33 PM Maybe he'd rather be in Seri A
posted by The PUN dit (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 1:34 PM The silly boy is still with us, see above. saddo phoney silly bishop.
posted by the real bishop (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 3:17 PM fat people
posted by simon (Guest) - Monday 16th July 2018, 1:38 PM

I don't think it matter's who you put in the England side We are not good enough it's a fact there is an old saying white men can't dance . And let's be honest we have a team of robot's . And I never thought I would say this if we took the oversea's player's out of our league's it would be crap
posted by worple way (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 11:08 PM John Travolta, Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire managed ok !
posted by Harry (Guest) - Saturday 14th July 2018, 9:16 AM

£120k a week! no thanks. Unless he's prepared to half his salary, can't see many takers.
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 10:25 AM Well played
posted by Ipitombi (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 10:45 AM Why do posters on here worry about how much players earn weekly? If the chairman feels things to be a good deal then so be it. Posters are not having to pay these large amounts.. my reason for not wanting to sign Hart is that I don’t rate him even if he played for nothing.
posted by Mark (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 10:50 AM Mark, I agree and disagree with you. for sure its not my money. However, for example, I assume you'd have liked to keep Frederick. Would you have a view if the club should, for example, pay him 50% more than Cairney and everyone else? if not, rest my case. if so, that's my point - team harmony is very important for the fans. Why England have been successful in this world cup is we have (in general) a level headed team and everyone know where they in the in the team ranking and pecking order.
posted by John (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 11:12 AM Because Mark , amoung reasons like FFP, why waste money on Harte and then not have the money to pay someone good. QPR wasted loads of money on the wrong players and they're in trouble. Look at Villa , spent bundles of cash and now they are in it deep. Could be another relagation for them. That's the way it is these days
posted by DG (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 11:19 AM Hart not been any good for couple of seasons not as good as Betts in my book would his big ego let him be No2 would he be willing to take wages he’s worth (not a lot)
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 12:02 PM Tom Heaton, Englands 4th choice is wasting away on the Burnley bench.
posted by Iris (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 12:57 PM Why are some people obsessed with changing things that work? Betts has done a great job
posted by T.NO (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 12:57 PM Heaton now your talking
posted by DMK (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 1:51 PM Mark its always amazed me that supporters carry on about too much money being spent!!!! lets be right Mr Khan has kinda got a bit of an idea about business and financial stuff. ITS NOT UR MONEY, PLEASE SPEND AS MUCH AS YOU FEEL U NEED TO Mr KHAN.
posted by johnnys jockey (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 2:39 PM John, it’s not for me to comment if the club paid him 50% more than Cairney it is the clubs decision. International football is different and I don’t understand what team ranking and pecking order is.
posted by Mark (Guest) - Friday 13th July 2018, 3:56 PM